Uranus is officially the weirdest planet in our solar system 

*calls mental hospital* hey I need an ambulance some dumb guy states that Uranus is rlly small

I heard Uranus is a big gaping hole.

yeah your Uranus is big and gassy

Geek Gamer Greece it’s a joke

I bet he is.

Life is weirder, you get a gold star.

Earth is the only planet that has life !!

Rocket Craft ........😟😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢we r forever alone in this dark black void!

We dont know that for sure though

Your Dad hahahahahhaha

themoreyouknow

Hhahahahahah

Your Dad oh its you again

And also its blue in color

damien lol fvrt

Lololol

Lol😂

XD

@@uriah9645 fr I'm dying

Hajar Farrell Why is my anus doing there?

seem like this joke will never stop be funny :)

hardly laughs*

Lol

Hajar Farrell same

but... i want to waste my time mum!

Pigeon Productions ok

Pigeon Productions k then

Pigeon Productions That's what i came here for

Same. I already constructed a thousand different uranus jokes inside my head after reading the title of the vid. I don't need to more xD

*USSR anthem plays*

Kiss kiss fall in *Insert joke here*

Ouranus is pretty big

Communist.

Ach du scheiße

TornadoGirl LANewYork IKR SAME THERE ANNOYING AND UGLY they make me 😭😢☹️😱😰😨🤢

Saturn Has rings same with your use of emojis

Solar system 🙁▪️🔶🔷🔻🔶🔶🔵🔵

TornadoGirl LANewYork that's what I love bout earth , Dem dank memes yo xD

Not Today true xD

Yur-ah-nus not Your-ay-nus

That's what I was thinking. I can also make really weird sounds with my anus! Melodic sounds.

Varun Tripathi Hey fuck you very much too.

Hey forever alone :v

'Cause it's ur's

Hello 123456789 same

Same

i tried to wipe the hair out of the screen lol

Lol I thought ur prof pic was a hair in my screen

Ikk

Hey. A fellow speedcuber. What do you avg? Im at like 9.3 seconds rn

This is actually pretty interesting.

Or not..

Uranus is not stable 😂🍻

We never will.

And, we're *all* staring at it!

Omar Enriquez pl

Were blessed we cant smell it

No it sid uranus not ur anus

Ura-nus

Hrishikesh Apte yaas

I know, thanks :)

Jelly López literally and figuratively

try doing a handstand

Why I laughing on this comment

And it also what gets spied on 24-7 by American probes along with mars lol

so thats why its called uranus

Lemiwinks would have to agree with that statement.

its too much of a toxic atmosphere some even call it a gas giant

@@alexk9642 "Some?" That makes it sound like it's _debatable._ *Technically* Uranus is an "ice giant."

@@itisamystery.5090 >:[

@@alexk9642 wot, you wanna fooking go, m8? ୧(•̀ᗝ•́)૭ -heheh, sorry! imo ice giant sounds cooler though, pun not actually intended.-

omg I just remembered that

@Joey P - THE OFFICIAL SEAS ENTERTAINMENT what why does that have to happen

@Joey P - THE OFFICIAL SEAS ENTERTAINMENT doesn't mean im not disgusted

It's actually called Uranos I think Greek, but translate it to English or Latin, it'll say Uranus.

Madela Morales hello my old account

🙄😂😂😂

Rockinoshamas ._.

Uranus is the weirdest thing I ever saw up close

I hope you guys are actually 5th graders

Rockinoshamas 😂😂😂 i see What you just did

thats what ur anus (uranus) does OHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm sick at this stupid Uranus joke it's just very annoying

And 0.1 this comment you made

Honestly how people pronounce uranus is wrong its like saying ma-kine (machine)

And you think I'm gonna let y'all do that?

@@Debre. hahahHHHaa Tangina hahahabahahabababababahahhahaha

How its a gas planet

martin tomas deguzman r/woooosh

Mad on earth, by humans

BigHead' Serg urbobs ... Way better ..

Urvagena

@@woodsandlaws7310 Vegana*

Oml its not even pronounced like that

How about You see myanus?

Gerry Entertainment lol 😂

hahaha

Gerry Entertainment tbh yeah lol

Yeah until the yellow liquid comes out.

And its a methane planet, you whar it smells like. Shiet

Slamacat GT lol u still play growtopia really? That sucks

Slamacat GT Why tho?

Bring Me The Memes tbh I find more of these comments and complaining about the jokes comments more the Uranus jokes...

Demoralized

...

Slimiefish best pun comment so far

"stop judging myanus please!"

Javier Segunial and above

Nope, it's in URANUS!

Roton Meah hahahhaha

your Dad no in myanus

And above.

I betcha when your 69 years old you'll still laugh at this joke

mega mushroom what is a wiredest?

hoealrightx wiredest means most wired

don’t you mean weirdest?

hoealrightx correct

mega mushroom but soon, Mars, Europa (Jupiter’s moon), and Titan (Saturn’s moon) will all be weirder because when the sun grows bigger and Earth becomes to hot, First:People might be moving to Mars and Mars will be in the habitable zone. People are gonna put lots of water on the planet. Next, when Mars becomes to hot for life and Jupiter becomes warm temperature (also its moons), the only moon of Jupiter we could possibly live on is Europa. Because soon, the moon will have all of its ice melted down and then there could be life on the moon. Finally, the sun will become a red giant and then it will swallow up Venus and Mercury and maybe even Earth. Mars and Jupiter will be to hot to live on but good news, Saturn and it’s moons will be in the habitable zone and it’s large moon Titan has water deep inside it. So if the sun was a giant, then Titans water will rise up a lot and it will be in the surface of the moon. Greater news, we will survive if the sun is becoming a white dwarf star and Titan might be our good plan to live on. That’s my comment ;)

Red Vanderbilt Me too

Yeah, and the visuals make it look like butt cheeks

😂😂😂

Rant Everything uranus is a gas giant

Thien Lai oh i will insert sth in uranus all right

Says The Dragon Master

ARCANE leik

Roomba Boi I felt bad for the planet.

υяαυиυα

gσσ∂ σиє вяσ

No

Ur fake justin y

O hai there

Fakee

I see YOU EVERYWHERE !

Your fake,no one has the same lame but humorous jokes like him.

No, It's an ice giant.

@@stormycoins7463 the only reason people call it an ice giant is so immature dummies like us don't make gas giant jokes

Valour Offshore 😂

Valour Offshore paradox or what?...

😂😂😂😂😂 Oh boy

Valour Offshore My anus is unique?

Same

Sub Killer Lmao

Sub Killer fart

ItsFrostyVlogs FOUR HOURS

Sub Killer fucking expert... Tell me it's gas I'll say it's water/ice 😂

Sub Killer no its a urine planet

Qwerty [GD] uranus is so small

Insert myanus?

0:07 Wow

Remember Tom Green in the actual village?

Susi

@@matthew8247 it translates to "key" for some reason

@@Moasmoas1234 it's in filipino

Mr idk i rlly dont like that joke caus Uranus is my favorite planet

ElectroJay Master 767 define normal

and then there's you the annoying of the annoying

Kid are dumb they always make jokes about uranus it's not even funny

with cringe and a side of bleach?

Spencer Plays Gamez lmao

Spencer Plays Gamez, did you say Hitler?

It's time to rename the planet to end it being the butt-end of never ending jokes. Maybe rename it to something like... Urectum.

Uranus is the weirdest in the whole solar system

DogeGaming341 ok

Jupiter, Saturn and Neptune walk into a bar. The bartender asks, what would you like to drink? Saturn replies: I'll have a Rocket Man. The bartender asks: What's in a Rocket Man? Mix 1 1/2 ounces of Vodka, 3/4 ounce of Galliano, 3/4 ounce fresh lime juice, 1 cup crushed ice, 1 ounce 151 proof Demerara rum and 1 sugar cube. The bartender turns to Neptune and asks: What would you like to drink? Neptune replies: I'll have a Moonshot. The bartender scratches his bald head. What's in a Moonshot? 1/2 ounce Kahllua, 1/2 Rumple Minz, and a 1/2 ounce bourbon and make sure you layer it. The bartender turns to Jupiter: What would you like to drink? Jupiter replies: I'll have Up In Uranus. The bartender blushes: What's Up In Uranus? Jupiter replies: An angry red planet. Jupiter bends over and pulls Mars out of his ass.

Serpent Sepia I don’t even know what the hell you just said

Ceyhun Dursun nut

Ceyhun Dursun ew

On*, not in.

Mikaela Aniyo right? Like it ain’t even funny....

lyn quicoy pronounce it like uri-nus so people don’t make fun of it when you talk about it

EARTH IS MY BAE

I love EARTH!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BUTTHOLE!

Hohohogoho nice one

Radya Gardian Pranoto XD

BigHead' Serg THIS JOKE IS KILLING ME

Kukakaa Kukakaakaa thnx :D

BigHead' Serg Oh my Uranus is large

Lola Rougeaux I had surgery

LMFAOOO

areanus answered

Uranus lool myanus

Naufal rafi difanka really uuuuhhhhhhh it never changes

Naufal rafi difanka oml that joke is old..

Naufal rafi difanka u mean the one u don't have or either your fat

DD MM Lol lmao 😂😂😂😅😅😂

DD MM I laugh like 15 minutes 😂😂😂😂

*L* Laughing *M* My *A* Ass *O* Off

hahahhahahh this is what i think too lollllll

DD MM stop uranus jokes

uranus is lame

Called COD BOSS, has battlefield as profile pic

Uranus Jokes: 99.77777% Your Comment: 0.11111% Petitions to change the planet's name: 0.22222%

Austriaball Productions Using your math you would get 100.1111. You gotta do better, man.

I laugh on jokes over these uranus jokes

RebelBeamMaster X84 yeah

Or Urectum

+Bernie Sandals Or Urethra

Bernie Sandals rectum is a organ

Ur - Anus

I totally got it on my own and then read the other 100 comments with that joke...

Only in English.

Its actually pronounced, YUR-EHNUS

Biggy Smokes URINE-us. No way to make it not weird

Dave Park it comes fron the greek word ουρανός which means sky and it is also an mythological god

Grow up.

Yeah, you amateur

RIP in peace my dude

Zevolish rest in peace in peace, nice statement you made there

Jake it's just a prank bro

Kazz WTF

Bilkis Akter why not?

Jazz LOL

Kazz 😕😕😕😕😕😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kazz u want to explore that planet don't u!

lol

💯😂👌

lol

Mauro Vargas Uranus is cold and huge

Haha😂

Lola Rougeaux I do know it’s cold but. MY ANUS IS BIG

Uranus has a ring

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They should rename it Urectum

+Cycling Cycles was Urectum a actual name or a joke... just asking so I don't look stupid when I laugh or say it's a good name

Cycling Cycles ...and its Moon, DamnNearKilled'Em

Johnny Favorite yuk know-it-all

Chill Flix exposed

Chill Flix exsposed

Expost

Chill Flix .......

Chill Flix 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pluto was a fucking puto

keemstar planet

Sophia Y L IKR haha

Finally, a comment that is not a “Uranus” joke

same!!

Sophia Y L same

Sophia Y L lmao same

SgtZeref Wtf gay🤣🤣

Rayray72Jr You thinkin dirty already bruh

You can't claim a planet though.

Luna Lovegood he meant urANUS anus is a part of a butt

Rayray72Jr XD

dorito Chip ever seen a violet? most of them ARE blue

Actually I copied the poem so

Doritos And Cheetos! my tablet was shaking so i didnt notice!

Ahmed Sardar get off

Ahmed Sardar so overused

lmaooo

Ahmed Sardar lmaoo

Jirpy Chirpy the thing that always get bigger in the morning 😂

O//////O *nervous laughter* Thanks I’m getting the frick out of here *RUNS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE*

Roxyannagrae Rules Uranus: Me The Sun: Nathan The other planets: My Classmates

The OreFossil395 #sosad

HAHAHAHAHA URANUS IS A LOSER!!!

its ura-nus! stop. its old.

Roton Meah ura-nus????

Seriously???

Denny A. TampuboloN Yeah, its pronouced ura-nus

Naomi Sinclaire Uranus is very big

Zia Mohammad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zia Mohammad ikr

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Zia Mohammad ur anus

Just like Urweeknee