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Urban Knight 

Matt Lodder
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The Urban Knight dressed in medieval armor walks around Calgary Alberta.
Special thanks to: DarkAgeCreations.com
All music performed by: Jon Sayles - www.jsayles.com/familypages/ea...
Jon Sayles has given me personal permission to use his music in this video.

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@satsukynolife4094
@satsukynolife4094 4 года назад
"So,how was your day" "A knight shared his ice cream with me" "What?" "What?"
@jdmb2749
@jdmb2749 4 года назад
420th like
@Noilent
@Noilent 4 года назад
I thought it's his chick
@satsukynolife4094
@satsukynolife4094 4 года назад
@@Noilent i think she is but i'm not sure
@willhall796
@willhall796 4 года назад
Toyvo Lost if she wasn’t before then she definitely is now
@glasboi2208
@glasboi2208 4 года назад
I was your 1k :D
@stevecooper6578
@stevecooper6578 4 года назад
I love how most people don't really care "This is fine"
@stevecooper6578
@stevecooper6578 4 года назад
@Fox Cho like even back in 2012 "This is fine"
@nejkajaryba1710
@nejkajaryba1710 4 года назад
Just Canada
@gold_spin1639
@gold_spin1639 4 года назад
Well he is the urban knight. This is just how he dresses every day. The denizens of his hometown are probably used to there brave protectors attire.
@penqin9601
@penqin9601 Год назад
There is something so terrifying about the thought of walking into a bathroom and finding a knight in a full suit of armor hanging around.
@the_jam_man
@the_jam_man Год назад
It reminds me of dark souls for some reason
@YataTheFifteenth
@YataTheFifteenth Год назад
@@the_jam_man Sir Matthew of the Mall Bathroom
@redlighter516
@redlighter516 Год назад
sounds more erotic than terrifying quite frankly
@jadeTheFoxCat
@jadeTheFoxCat Год назад
Sounds like a Tuesday
@Leogendary13
@Leogendary13 Год назад
Must be slaying monsters in there
@thememester1190
@thememester1190 Год назад
The fact that barely anyone pays mind to the man in medieval knight armor makes me think that this is just his normal daily routine.
@Gyatsoz
@Gyatsoz Год назад
Yeah
@notaboutit3565
@notaboutit3565 Год назад
@@Gyatsoz ye 🗿
@shawnfurness
@shawnfurness Год назад
Or that everybody else is just lame.
@mrpizzacat8273
@mrpizzacat8273 Год назад
Or any major city where hope and interacting with other people goes to die
@crabking3525
@crabking3525 Год назад
Or the whole city might have a medieval mindset.
@ashina2146
@ashina2146 4 года назад
Robber robbing a store holding a knife: "GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY" A Random Urban Knight wanting to buy a Nutella: *Comes in*
@nythrost8208
@nythrost8208 4 года назад
"Have at thee, knave!'
@mikepalmer8760
@mikepalmer8760 4 года назад
OH GOD that wuld be funnier than hell give the old saying THAT'S NOT A KNIFE!!! This is!! Orrrr yell HAVE AT THEE FOE ANGOURD!!!!!
@bevinofastora873
@bevinofastora873 4 года назад
"That's not a knife" pulls out sword "that's better than a knife"
@preacherpayne1628
@preacherpayne1628 4 года назад
"You've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"
@JonatasMonte
@JonatasMonte 4 года назад
Robber says "your money or your life"
@chariot5660
@chariot5660 4 года назад
Chivalry is categorically not dead
@clennius
@clennius 4 года назад
yep
@ZorlacSkater
@ZorlacSkater 4 года назад
It is, Mordhau is the new shit
@iceluffy9055
@iceluffy9055 4 года назад
@@ZorlacSkater chivalry is just too old mordhau is too late
@thatoneconcreteworker9202
@thatoneconcreteworker9202 4 года назад
Dying light x chivarly New Event from a 6 year old Game nice chivarly and dying light are Not dead
@xtremebanana1998
@xtremebanana1998 4 года назад
But he was kneeling on the wrong knee
@_Woody_
@_Woody_ Год назад
The hero we deserve, but sadly don't need anymore.
@cypher2923
@cypher2923 Год назад
Yeah.. I dont think we deserve this gem
@damienkendrick1457
@damienkendrick1457 Год назад
Otherway ⏪️
@redlock1815
@redlock1815 Год назад
@@damienkendrick1457 the hero we dont need anymore but sadly deserve?
@fdsajfldaskjf
@fdsajfldaskjf Год назад
@@redlock1815 The hero we deserve and the hero we need again.
@MGrey-qb5xz
@MGrey-qb5xz Год назад
We need to create dragons who can only be killed by dudes in knight armors
@Better_Clean_Than_Green
@Better_Clean_Than_Green Год назад
The way he pats his non aliving horse is so loyal
@no-gracias9863
@no-gracias9863 4 года назад
Girl: *did you bring protection?* Him:
@LastFallenSentinel
@LastFallenSentinel 4 года назад
I protected my virginity.
@scottyi88
@scottyi88 4 года назад
her chastity belt turned him on.
@benjamericana1088
@benjamericana1088 4 года назад
Vegeta:
@biliminsrlar5752
@biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад
_You sinful girl,you must be punished for the name of Lord!_
@daddymememaster5432
@daddymememaster5432 4 года назад
I shalt slay thee, thy temptress
@EvanMadeSomthing
@EvanMadeSomthing 4 года назад
“Are you wearing that to try to be funny?” “No, I just can’t get it off”
@TheAsylumCat
@TheAsylumCat 4 года назад
Ah yes, much like a rat wearing a jacket, I too can't get off without my armor...wait...
@sum1221
@sum1221 4 года назад
TheAsylumCat HAHAHHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENT
@RegularDude00
@RegularDude00 4 года назад
i thought it was pretty funny
@LunaIsOnYoutube
@LunaIsOnYoutube 4 года назад
When what’s it?
@EvanMadeSomthing
@EvanMadeSomthing 4 года назад
It’s not a time stamp it’s just somthing funny that could have been said
@elliotbrill6534
@elliotbrill6534 Год назад
“Bartender, I’m going into battle, and I need only your _strongest_ whiskey”
@kewoshk
@kewoshk 13 дней назад
Reminds me of that potion seller video 😄😄
@preyscalling
@preyscalling Год назад
10 years later and this is still pure gold NAY, DIAMOND I SAY! The dog fight was absolutely incredible
@MarquisGemini
@MarquisGemini 4 года назад
"May I get a picture with you?" "Absolutely, fine maiden!" Classic
@ArstotzkaEmpire
@ArstotzkaEmpire 4 года назад
that kind of picture would be maiden heaven...
@anders8936
@anders8936 4 года назад
@@ArstotzkaEmpire good one
@n3tw0rk_n3k0
@n3tw0rk_n3k0 4 года назад
Should actually be fair
@subspace2913
@subspace2913 4 года назад
@@ArstotzkaEmpire do you believe in gravity?
@aviowl8945
@aviowl8945 4 года назад
Very fine maiden
@jasonsweeney890
@jasonsweeney890 7 лет назад
you should go around looking worried asking people what year it is
@Briselance
@Briselance 6 лет назад
jason sweeney He should ask them that in proper Middle English, too. That would be icing on the cake. :-3
@Galejro
@Galejro 6 лет назад
- Is this the year 1376 yet? - Eeeeee... no - Than f..ck off!
@carlgustafemilmannerheim5661
@carlgustafemilmannerheim5661 6 лет назад
The Witcher :D
@g0lddenpanda828
@g0lddenpanda828 6 лет назад
Yesssss
@The-eo4lj
@The-eo4lj 6 лет назад
Briseur De Lance if he spoke proper medieval English then no one would understand a single word he said ..
@Usertrappedindatabase
@Usertrappedindatabase 3 года назад
School counselor: “what do you wanna do for a career in the future, anything you’re passionate about?” *Urban Knight:*
@theeyeoftheyinyangs
@theeyeoftheyinyangs 3 месяца назад
11 years ago, this guy graced the public with this. Today… I kinda wish more people do this.
@boulderthebolder6165
@boulderthebolder6165 6 лет назад
You dress for the job you want, not the one you have.
@Sir_knight_trooper
@Sir_knight_trooper 4 года назад
Jared Young yes yes yes
@pepsicola4718
@pepsicola4718 4 года назад
I was fired for going to work naked..... I wanna be a pornstar.
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 4 года назад
@@pepsicola4718 a gangstar?
@gododoof
@gododoof 4 года назад
@@ghoulbuster1 *bangstar
@mahyardavarzani1945
@mahyardavarzani1945 4 года назад
@@Sir_knight_trooper is this a jojo reference?
@RandomPleb999
@RandomPleb999 3 года назад
When she says she is only into middle aged men
@Scazoid
@Scazoid 3 года назад
Good one.
@edreynolds8565
@edreynolds8565 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@nerogrove6491
@nerogrove6491 3 года назад
Need more likes
@taiyowest9495
@taiyowest9495 3 года назад
i cant belive thet this coment only has 133 likes!...... so good :)
@Geo-wc7jc
@Geo-wc7jc 3 года назад
Genius
@maxyears7856
@maxyears7856 Год назад
in all honesty...... out of all the videos i have see on RU-vid....... i really REALLY love this one..... calm, peaceful, funny, and most of all..... just having a good time
@Louis13XIII
@Louis13XIII Год назад
It was 10 yrs ago before social media turned us all insane
@MyTonyGames
@MyTonyGames 6 месяцев назад
they'll never believe her that she actually met a knight in shining armor.
@tres155
@tres155 4 года назад
Moral of the story, you can be a drunk bastard in public, as long as you're wearing a suit of armor, everyone will forgive you.
@thevudat3991
@thevudat3991 4 года назад
Stephan Stefanus you little sh-
@kdvr766
@kdvr766 4 года назад
@Manuel Popp or that he has sword on his waist 😐
@smokill91
@smokill91 4 года назад
Going to try it out as soon as my delivery arrives :)
@bemotivated8443
@bemotivated8443 4 года назад
If it’s in America no one cares if you’re wearing a suit of armor or not
@tres155
@tres155 4 года назад
@@bemotivated8443 I know, that's the great thing about America because fuck what you think I should be XD
@theoutspokentheorist9578
@theoutspokentheorist9578 7 лет назад
I love how everyone is fairly impressed but the cashier doesn't really care. "Oh, look at you, you're a knight. Will you be paying in cash or gold?"
@StudlyFudd13
@StudlyFudd13 6 лет назад
That's what cashier work will do to you xD
@deusvult9439
@deusvult9439 6 лет назад
ahaha
@WintersunEnsiferumx
@WintersunEnsiferumx 6 лет назад
Reminds me of Squidward
@dannywithnuggets
@dannywithnuggets 6 лет назад
He's probably been standing there for 6 hours straight so everything turns into a blur after a VERY short amount of time.
@america8706
@america8706 6 лет назад
The Outspoken Theorist Lmfao you good ser have slain me!
@connorjohnson8590
@connorjohnson8590 Год назад
Him tipping over the cone was funny, but then coming back to put it back up melted my heart. I really needed that
@leejisu3945
@leejisu3945 2 года назад
We gotta relive this tradition. This is GOLDEN.
@KBzaz
@KBzaz 4 года назад
People on the subway be like “Same shit, different day.”
@FlightX101
@FlightX101 4 года назад
In NYC literally no one (Including me) would care. We've seen it all trust me lol
@IvoL0L
@IvoL0L 4 года назад
He forgot his horse lul
@natwella9743
@natwella9743 4 года назад
Day before: half naked man eating a pig
@EvilPaladin11
@EvilPaladin11 4 года назад
@@IvoL0L He left his horse stabled at the tavern since he was too drunk to ride, and so he had to take a carriage home the previous night. He's just taking the sub to the tavern so he can pick up his horse.
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 4 года назад
@@natwella9743 Same shit as normal.
@Mushabeans
@Mushabeans 4 года назад
When your customized character showed up in the cutscene :
@nattaphattip3719
@nattaphattip3719 4 года назад
Underrated
@doominator-117
@doominator-117 4 года назад
You need more likes, need more likes.
@baldwinivofjerusalem47
@baldwinivofjerusalem47 4 года назад
Spot on.
@tomchatfield417
@tomchatfield417 4 года назад
So original
@notgray88
@notgray88 4 года назад
@@tomchatfield417 ok buddy
@deotexh
@deotexh Год назад
10 YEARS AGO???!!!! Damn, what a true knight
@fruitymcgiggles8983
@fruitymcgiggles8983 2 года назад
The traffic cone part killed me for no reason at all 😂
@dixcyscott2132
@dixcyscott2132 Год назад
Rest in peace my dear friend, I will cherish you memories in my heart forever 💐 it's so sad you have to leave this early
@typicalasianguy1805
@typicalasianguy1805 7 месяцев назад
@@dixcyscott2132 We gotta find that traffic cone and arrest it.
@sninctbur3726
@sninctbur3726 4 года назад
Armor isn’t worn; it’s an extension of the knight himself, and it can’t be removed.
@_sundown__
@_sundown__ 4 года назад
“I am a Knight, Armor is part of my religion.”
@ograkthemonkeyhunter2743
@ograkthemonkeyhunter2743 4 года назад
Armor is welded to their bodies
@rebjr5844
@rebjr5844 4 года назад
This is the way
@DungeonSlasher
@DungeonSlasher 4 года назад
@@rebjr5844 Damn it, you beat me to it.
@brandonechegaray3874
@brandonechegaray3874 4 года назад
We can have sex BUT HELMET STAYS ON
@therbeats659
@therbeats659 4 года назад
Nobody: *The guy who played Dark Souls after 12 hours:*
@FGirao
@FGirao 4 года назад
Hey thats me
@bigsnozitaliano9494
@bigsnozitaliano9494 4 года назад
Æther Beats casual, I have 6 months playtime
@RenanVF
@RenanVF 4 года назад
The guy who played crusader kings 2 after 10 minutes
@josevegacuevas3410
@josevegacuevas3410 4 года назад
Confirmed
@kiek1310
@kiek1310 4 года назад
Give me conniptions.
@RaynesX
@RaynesX 3 года назад
The going back and picking and the cone after he kicked it over was super cute.
@rayjay1543
@rayjay1543 Год назад
Giving that woman a flower looks like it made her day ❤
@patrickhuber8630
@patrickhuber8630 4 года назад
That's how men actually want to dress but society isn't ready for this yet
@goldenlotus7995
@goldenlotus7995 4 года назад
I already placed a order
@Atilla-xl1kx
@Atilla-xl1kx 4 года назад
Yea I would love to go around with crusader armor on but can’t
@Daubeny_the_dubious
@Daubeny_the_dubious 4 года назад
We all wanna dress like this
@thatgothiccgirl3604
@thatgothiccgirl3604 4 года назад
I need me a man who'd do this-
@thealchemisthanna7227
@thealchemisthanna7227 4 года назад
@kimskerems I'm a girl and I one hundred percent old men's fashion over modern! Let us make this happen!
@jaminsim5965
@jaminsim5965 4 года назад
Imagine if there was a guy taking a dump in the restroom "Wtf is that clanking noise?"
@frankyalvarez7160
@frankyalvarez7160 4 года назад
Mother trucker kicks the stall open and yells while pointing his sword at you *”FOR JERUSALEM”*
@frankyalvarez7160
@frankyalvarez7160 4 года назад
*Violently kicks the stall open* I shall aid you on your quest
@wyldewest5613
@wyldewest5613 4 года назад
Franky Alvarez - with a roll of toilet paper on the sword
@scrumpton296
@scrumpton296 4 года назад
Followed with: *why do I hear boss music?*
@lgchamp1999
@lgchamp1999 4 года назад
Scrumpton , the boss is the constipation
@un1xify
@un1xify Год назад
We should sing praises for his battle against the fearsome beast at the end of the video. I have not heard of such a knight who survived such a terrifying foe.
@stevenjames3894
@stevenjames3894 Год назад
That's what you call a chuwawa
@Stretch2016
@Stretch2016 Год назад
I was surprised nobody got upset, till I realized it was 10 years ago.
@machadeito
@machadeito 4 года назад
Kicks down cone: *another overwhelming victory to be told by bards for generations*
@rahul9704
@rahul9704 4 года назад
Proceeds to be merciful to the fallen
@MubashirullahD
@MubashirullahD 4 года назад
The stuff of legends.
@fettmaneiii4439
@fettmaneiii4439 4 года назад
ZERO DEATHS
@mitchellbarton7915
@mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад
*returns to pick up the cone and place it back* Sorry about that mate, no hard feelings, yeah?
@traderofgoods6500
@traderofgoods6500 4 года назад
I hear the bards also sing of the vicious beast he stood ground against at 2:52
@josephlinden1630
@josephlinden1630 6 лет назад
“Hey sir welcome to McDonald’s what will you take?” “...I WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!!”
@kaiserwigglesiii2369
@kaiserwigglesiii2369 6 лет назад
joseph linden underrated comment
@GreaterGrievobeast55
@GreaterGrievobeast55 6 лет назад
DEUS VULT!
@josephlinden1630
@josephlinden1630 6 лет назад
This guys a hit at knight clubs
@ianmiller4195
@ianmiller4195 6 лет назад
Except this suit of armor is a 15th century italian full plate harness. The crusades happened in the 11th century. The crusaders wore full mail armor with no plate except the helmets
@josephlinden1630
@josephlinden1630 6 лет назад
Ian Miller well that was like dissecting a frog because you understand it...and because the frog ends up dead as well.
@kijinseija0
@kijinseija0 Год назад
This was 10 years ago. Amazing
@Crimeiskoolforkidz
@Crimeiskoolforkidz Год назад
He truly is one if the knights of all time
@aurilio5633
@aurilio5633 4 года назад
Too bad he didn't pull out the sword against the dog, he knew he'd lose.
@unknownanomaly8362
@unknownanomaly8362 4 года назад
I had the same thought, I imagine him saying:'HAVE AT THEE YOU BEAST!'
@stranded8088
@stranded8088 4 года назад
"When you meet a Wolf, don't move, don't show your teeth. You have to stare him down."
@unknownanomaly8362
@unknownanomaly8362 4 года назад
@@stranded8088 Dang, does that actually work? Cause I thought they can smell your fear ;-;
@kurukuru4120
@kurukuru4120 4 года назад
I hoped he would jump on a bench in fear
@Robbmann67
@Robbmann67 4 года назад
Dumbass should've just dodge rolled
@derangedcrouton1864
@derangedcrouton1864 4 года назад
And they said chivalry was dead.
@KillThad
@KillThad 4 года назад
It's on Steam.
@derangedcrouton1864
@derangedcrouton1864 4 года назад
@@KillThad hehe
@HiddenEvilStudios
@HiddenEvilStudios 4 года назад
@@KillThad ...And the sequel's gonna be an Epic exclusive. Amazing. Play Mordhau instead.
@KageNoTora74
@KageNoTora74 4 года назад
Chivalry is a code of martial conduct and combat techniques that includes a small section on courtesy towards ladies.
@HiddenEvilStudios
@HiddenEvilStudios 4 года назад
@@KageNoTora74 Yes, we are aware. That's the joke.
@CYB3R2K
@CYB3R2K Год назад
-him: can we? -her: wear some protection first -him:
@truehexproof
@truehexproof 3 года назад
3:55 Fast food workers have gotten so used to this
@ieatyourlemons9566
@ieatyourlemons9566 4 года назад
Nobody: My skyrim character doing side quests:
@welfarecrusader6855
@welfarecrusader6855 4 года назад
Yes that's Oblivion steel armor
@Just_V603
@Just_V603 4 года назад
My glitched level 250 player with dragon weapons and armor exploring solitude for the first time ever
@bryanjeffrin606
@bryanjeffrin606 4 года назад
One of the side quests: 2:21
@ethangreenhaw128
@ethangreenhaw128 4 года назад
Quest complete: The flipped cone
@obijuanquenobi1911
@obijuanquenobi1911 3 года назад
bryanjeffrin take a long and painful piss for all the skooma you took
@conkcreatbb
@conkcreatbb 4 года назад
“Honey the neighbor is doing that thing again”
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 4 года назад
"What? Is the neighbor trying to book passage for Israel again?"
@asoru5573
@asoru5573 3 года назад
"maybe he is going to kill the Saladin's troops again in Jerusalem."
@twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676
@twinkthatloveslotrtrilogy7676 3 года назад
I wish I had this neighbor
@engineergaming5989
@engineergaming5989 2 года назад
"the one where he makes himself cooler than me"
@TheWojakDoomer
@TheWojakDoomer 2 года назад
hahahahaha
@They_Call_Me_HeartFace
@They_Call_Me_HeartFace Год назад
1:21 he kicked that but he recovered his knight senses and regret it, then he tries to put it back on his toes and leave with his purpose fullfiled. Amazing character.
@theuntold315
@theuntold315 Год назад
This felt like hours but good hours
@generalseal6948
@generalseal6948 4 года назад
How society thinks men want to dress: suit tie dress shoes slacks How men really want to dress:
@unknownanomaly8362
@unknownanomaly8362 4 года назад
I prefer to be a samurai :3
@kyle18934
@kyle18934 4 года назад
@@unknownanomaly8362 definately a lighter more mobile way to go
@MainDoorFrames
@MainDoorFrames 4 года назад
Nah anything that makes me look puffy
@unknownanomaly8362
@unknownanomaly8362 4 года назад
@@kyle18934 Indeed, plus, I can squat way easily compared to this poor Knight, but oh well :3
@kyle18934
@kyle18934 4 года назад
@@unknownanomaly8362 true, but I think other steel armors may be more flexable. But japaneese armor was definately lighter and more flexable
@bryanmartinez6600
@bryanmartinez6600 4 года назад
Her: He must be Cheating on me Him: I shall retake the Holy Lands
@darkwowplayer
@darkwowplayer Год назад
The algorithm has brought us together brothers.
@chr0ne692
@chr0ne692 Год назад
Video game graphics are so good now that i literally thought the video would be about a video game after viewing the thumbnail.
@nickb.9727
@nickb.9727 4 года назад
I hilarious how much people at the bar just instantly loved him lol
@HappyDude1
@HappyDude1 4 года назад
Everything is fun when you are drunk 😂
@StahpShop
@StahpShop 4 года назад
Dude you have the same first name and initials as me!
@SaintsBro217
@SaintsBro217 4 года назад
Takes balls to do this shit. People respect it.
@valorkaizen
@valorkaizen 4 года назад
a little bit of positive change in people's lives makes everyone happy
@chadschmaltz9790
@chadschmaltz9790 4 года назад
Would you really want to be the one to go tell a man armed with a sword in a full suit of armor that he looks ridiculous? I sure wouldn't
@plapped
@plapped 6 лет назад
Daily life of a dark souls player.
@baoteriom3626
@baoteriom3626 6 лет назад
ajajajajajajajajajajaj yes
@gloriouspink4563
@gloriouspink4563 6 лет назад
you must first rolling toward a monster to slay a monster
@ironsusgaming540
@ironsusgaming540 4 года назад
#relateable
@zukomae
@zukomae 4 года назад
lol
@AntiTheory
@AntiTheory 4 года назад
A true knight doesn't let a fellow knight fatty roll.
@BestMods168
@BestMods168 Год назад
For sure he won't be stopped for Walking While Knight.
@joshuadaniel7135
@joshuadaniel7135 Год назад
RU-vid algorithm truly works in mysterious ways.
@motherofdragonzz1233
@motherofdragonzz1233 4 года назад
This was posted 7 years ago why is this gold being recommended now?!
@hkazxc7309
@hkazxc7309 4 года назад
welcome to youtube
@gabrielarkangelo
@gabrielarkangelo 4 года назад
RU-vid algorithm.
@BenteinBjerke
@BenteinBjerke 4 года назад
It's funny like, we have that entire COPPA situation, and then there's comments like these still going around.
@DolusVulpes
@DolusVulpes 4 года назад
8 years actually.
@13Kr4zYAzN13
@13Kr4zYAzN13 4 года назад
RU-vid gods bless the algorithm 🙏
@wingonn5153
@wingonn5153 6 лет назад
Who else expected him to mount the horse statue?
@Sir_knight_trooper
@Sir_knight_trooper 4 года назад
Wing Onn I did as well :(
@pregateia5588
@pregateia5588 4 года назад
We all
@albaa.9434
@albaa.9434 4 года назад
But with that armor it would be pretty hard :(
@user-dt5my7cj1q
@user-dt5my7cj1q 4 года назад
I bet he tried and couldn’t lol
@keepinmahprivacy9754
@keepinmahprivacy9754 4 года назад
@@albaa.9434 He didn't bring his squires and a winch with him that day.
@jasmijnariel
@jasmijnariel Год назад
2:55 imagine he pulled his sword on that point
@timbomb374
@timbomb374 5 месяцев назад
Never thought about the fact that you can just legally wear a full suit of armour around.
@matsab7930
@matsab7930 4 года назад
The melancholic tale of a knight in a world that no longer needs him, bequeathing his last few flowers upon the prettiest maidens of the land before his race fades from existence. Tragic
@H.U.R.
@H.U.R. 4 года назад
Fuck man, don't make me cry.
@VegaSlides
@VegaSlides 4 года назад
So like Samurai
@olgierdvoneverec4135
@olgierdvoneverec4135 4 года назад
Isn't that just the story of Don Quijote?
@blazortheepic0384
@blazortheepic0384 4 года назад
Matsab thats deep man.
@cksvideocloudstorage2993
@cksvideocloudstorage2993 4 года назад
Well damn
@bigshlump928
@bigshlump928 4 года назад
Knight: picks back up cone. And they say chivalry’s dead
@alyssasalmon4883
@alyssasalmon4883 4 года назад
Sword fighting? Yeah, that’s kinda dead, but people use narrow bows with tiny lead arrows now, so you can still have proper one on one battles.
@convenientlamppost8914
@convenientlamppost8914 4 года назад
Your profile picture scares me
@bigshlump928
@bigshlump928 4 года назад
It should turn u on not scare you
@jmbayot
@jmbayot 4 года назад
Chivalry's the name of the cone
@flowwy_
@flowwy_ 4 года назад
*"And dey say-"* *"And dey say-"* *"And dey say-"*
@journeymanX
@journeymanX 2 года назад
-walks into tavern -orders the finest mead -checks job listings for wild beasts to slay,double checks the bounty -immortalizes one self with fine maiden using 21st century sorcery -relieves the dragon
@SilverLuck7
@SilverLuck7 Год назад
every now and then the youtube algorithm is good at its job.
@mabs9503
@mabs9503 8 лет назад
But does he praise the sun?
@BLODSWIPER
@BLODSWIPER 8 лет назад
only if he enjoys Joly Co-Operations!
@user-in1wk5cc4m
@user-in1wk5cc4m 6 лет назад
and here we can see the average life of a dark souls player when he is not raging his ass off because of gaping vagina dragons
@aidenroggero446
@aidenroggero446 6 лет назад
Dous thou even hoist If not thy shal prove worthryness by praising THE SUN
@ElDrPeste
@ElDrPeste 6 лет назад
DEUS SUN!!
@kukurica15
@kukurica15 6 лет назад
praising ain't easy.
@communismwithgiggles2515
@communismwithgiggles2515 4 года назад
When you've been waiting for another crusade for the past eight centuries.
@kevincastillomorales4858
@kevincastillomorales4858 4 года назад
Nah man you don’t need to wait for a crusade, just go to Europe and you will see a lot of heretics!
@communismwithgiggles2515
@communismwithgiggles2515 4 года назад
@Look jeb Shut up templar, it's called reincarnation
@justicartiberius8782
@justicartiberius8782 4 года назад
@@No-hf5xb Why french? One of the two founding fathers was flemish. Also the order of the templars was just one of many orders that took part in the crusades.
@breadboysgang5516
@breadboysgang5516 4 года назад
DEUS VULT
@Adam-nq3hv
@Adam-nq3hv 4 года назад
Communism With Giggles fuck you and fuck the crusades
@Boricua_User
@Boricua_User 5 месяцев назад
Bro got the urban knight rizz
@smile.mp3906
@smile.mp3906 Год назад
Only 1100s kids time traveling to 2013 will remember this
@NiladonGrey
@NiladonGrey 4 года назад
When you have to buy groceries at 6 but have to restore the first flame at 7
@fatpenguin7736
@fatpenguin7736 3 года назад
Lol, gotta kill the soul of cinder
@krieger8825
@krieger8825 2 года назад
Art thou murder a whole world worth of nobles
@davibisco4617
@davibisco4617 Год назад
i just read this comment with dark souls: remastered on the background lmao
@cirokistermann7834
@cirokistermann7834 Год назад
The funny thing is that the whole plot of Dark Souls is about being a Zoroastrian, he should be dressed as a Sassanid.
@joem6178
@joem6178 Год назад
A man of culture
@toyotakuuuu
@toyotakuuuu 4 года назад
Cutscene with your 'badass' character in it :
@nickrivas6429
@nickrivas6429 4 года назад
That's why I love having player clothing on when doing hesit in gta. You get some funny shit doing that.
@ChronicNOTAG
@ChronicNOTAG 4 года назад
@@nickrivas6429 Dead Rising is amazing for it.
@toyotakuuuu
@toyotakuuuu 4 года назад
@@ogge9304 did i ever ask for your opinion
@HansPeter-tc8om
@HansPeter-tc8om 4 года назад
666th like
@toyotakuuuu
@toyotakuuuu 4 года назад
@@a-ha4940 you are the equivalent of a speedrunner that doesnt waste time wearing clothes
@Breadtime
@Breadtime Год назад
This is an absolute masterpiece. I’m speechless
@Assassn-ey6uq
@Assassn-ey6uq Год назад
"You know, I'm just still waiting for my knight in shining arm-" *clink clank clinck*
@UtaShirokage
@UtaShirokage 4 года назад
I love how we live in a world where no one cares about a person dressed as a knight walking around.
@Noname-om3pp
@Noname-om3pp 4 года назад
Welcome to Florida.
@someoneserious2005
@someoneserious2005 4 года назад
Noname lmao
@kikolapersona
@kikolapersona 4 года назад
In a big city you can see a lot of shit weirder than that almost every day
@robin9031
@robin9031 4 года назад
Uta they didnt care a thousand years ago, why now?
@Redacted_Phantom
@Redacted_Phantom 4 года назад
Maybe is just a normal thing they see daily
@loganhovis9447
@loganhovis9447 7 лет назад
"here we see the urban knight in his natural habitat."
@landlockedcroat1554
@landlockedcroat1554 6 лет назад
Logan Hovis in the year freaking 2012
@inktim
@inktim 6 лет назад
*UNnatural habitat
@dokkae-bae4386
@dokkae-bae4386 6 лет назад
*unatural
@micheledamian8671
@micheledamian8671 6 лет назад
I want to like your comment. But at the same time I want to leave it at 666 likes... It's hard to choose.
@St.Raptor
@St.Raptor 7 месяцев назад
11years ago... just blew up recently. Three years ago. What a wacky thing to be suggested today. Quite glad I watched.
@fredpetersen9968
@fredpetersen9968 Год назад
its a very strange feeling when you grew up in the city where random videos take place. YYC represent!
@jedidragonking5070
@jedidragonking5070 4 года назад
Imagine trying to pass an airport checkpoint this way.
@gabrielmoreno7112
@gabrielmoreno7112 4 года назад
The airport team will be laughing their ass off internally
@MineScape_Marvels
@MineScape_Marvels 4 года назад
Gabriel Moreno until he pulls put a smoke bomb and swat gets called
@sarcasm-83
@sarcasm-83 4 года назад
_Goes through a metal detector_ *BEEP BEEP BEEP* "Oh, sorry" _Goes back and takes keys out of his pocket_
@zayinqi6724
@zayinqi6724 4 года назад
just put him self on the tray
@bigbastard7582
@bigbastard7582 4 года назад
"Have any metal on you today sir?" ..........
@doglamflar6617
@doglamflar6617 4 года назад
On his way to kill the lord of cinder
@witless837
@witless837 4 года назад
Uber i was looking in this whole comment section a Dark Souls reference and I finally made it...
@doglamflar6617
@doglamflar6617 4 года назад
Witless Siamang6 it’s my favorite game series I had to
@jameslorenz3718
@jameslorenz3718 4 года назад
Looked like he drank a little to much siegbrau at the bar.
@EvilRaccoonDM
@EvilRaccoonDM 4 года назад
@@jameslorenz3718 a tad bit too much estus?
@wilaugh8688
@wilaugh8688 4 года назад
First Hand: Balder Side Sword Second Hand: Bare Hand Head: Cleric's Helmet Chest: Chainmail Chest Arms: Balder Gaunlets Legs: Iron Leggings
@marinafree2286
@marinafree2286 Год назад
Proof that old youtube was more original, funny, interesting than current youtube.
@MotiviqueStudio
@MotiviqueStudio Год назад
This is how I like to imagine Skallagrim spends an average day.
@hds3018
@hds3018 4 года назад
So... those "armor noises" while walking/running in Dark Souls 1 are pretty accurate. lol
@TheKenji2221
@TheKenji2221 4 года назад
Well. Yeah ? You thought they were doing rubber ducky sounds ?
@AlynRapi
@AlynRapi 4 года назад
@@TheKenji2221 okay now i meed rubber ducky sounds for darksouls
@TheKenji2221
@TheKenji2221 4 года назад
@@AlynRapi This has to be done
@geordyvladimer1850
@geordyvladimer1850 4 года назад
Hey bro i liek you profile pic were can i get it?
@hds3018
@hds3018 4 года назад
@@geordyvladimer1850 it's Shiroe from Log Horizon anime.
@donaldyoungblood9249
@donaldyoungblood9249 4 года назад
2:53 Guy: “Oh haha, my dog is cautious of you-“ Knight: “WHAT MANNER OF BEAST IS THIS?!?!”
@user-ms7pj7rk6o
@user-ms7pj7rk6o 4 года назад
Donald Youngblood 😂😂 💀
@AlanMru
@AlanMru 4 года назад
LYCANTHROPE!
@xYottabyte
@xYottabyte 4 года назад
What manner of beast is thou?! Thanks for correction
@user-ms7pj7rk6o
@user-ms7pj7rk6o 4 года назад
xYottaByte Gaming correction: “What manner of beast is thou?” Your welcome
@metzli_moon
@metzli_moon 4 года назад
xYottaByte Gaming Whæt manner of beast is thæt?
@predictorbibulous3327
@predictorbibulous3327 Год назад
Congrats on being the first "Matt" to have a youtube channel that's seriously an accomplishment. When I was a kid every classroom I was in had 3 or 4 kids named Matt. I still have a friend we call Matt3.
@cofftps67yago94
@cofftps67yago94 7 месяцев назад
3:44 that’s odd but that hat fits just perfectly !😮
@the_mad_bear3683
@the_mad_bear3683 6 лет назад
When you are ready to deus vult anywhere
@thetab0179
@thetab0179 4 года назад
Lord, I am preparedth to to Deus Vult within a moment's notice.
@Taix-ok9wo
@Taix-ok9wo 4 года назад
Ave Maria
@zirjaeger4037
@zirjaeger4037 4 года назад
Obviously he isn't ready. His armor isn't even fitted correctly. His movement should be barely impaired if it was properly fit.
@callum7171
@callum7171 4 года назад
@Ricardo VS all hail Europe.
@alexandersarchives9615
@alexandersarchives9615 4 года назад
This guy needs to be an NPC in some video game... I just can’t stop thinking about what this guy would be like in Oblivion
@alexandersarchives9615
@alexandersarchives9615 4 года назад
Berserker if you ask me, this guy looks like he’d stop criminal scum and make them pay the fine or serve their sentence
@capralmarines4043
@capralmarines4043 4 года назад
Kingom Come Deliverance
@daud1952
@daud1952 4 года назад
he was a guard , an ancien soldier who take a arrow in the knee
@slabswow
@slabswow 4 года назад
Oblivion popped in my head right away
@maulanalaser4748
@maulanalaser4748 4 года назад
Good NPC for GTA 5
@OrthoKarter
@OrthoKarter Год назад
now this is REAL style, stunning!
@zobius9191
@zobius9191 Год назад
I can just imagine inside the head of the knight as he stumbles past the bike rack.. "Too much ale, too much ale.."
@swizzag4929
@swizzag4929 4 года назад
My favorite part is when his armor goes " clank clank clank"
@tanyadegurechaff6479
@tanyadegurechaff6479 4 года назад
What part is that? Oh yeah every part lol
@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792
@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 4 года назад
Can i get a time stamp?
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571
@myrepliesprobablydontmakes9571 4 года назад
its actually really satisfying to hear, not gonna lie
@hybrid5321
@hybrid5321 4 года назад
Drake of the Lake it’s the whole video
@rsmlinar1720
@rsmlinar1720 3 года назад
@@tanyadegurechaff6479 1:03
@eventerminator1382
@eventerminator1382 4 года назад
When you come back into the game after a few years of inactivity.
@jasonholland721
@jasonholland721 4 года назад
Yeah... “a few”
@TheShadowless
@TheShadowless 4 года назад
More like a few centuries
@awesometape2891
@awesometape2891 Год назад
After all those years, it is still... Awesome!
@coltentackett892
@coltentackett892 5 месяцев назад
I loved every second of this!
@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D-
@-R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D- 4 года назад
"Nothing like the smell of *JERUSALEM IN THE MORNING.* "
@grayhatesgrey
@grayhatesgrey 4 года назад
Wrong knight
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 года назад
_DEUS VULT_
@breadboysgang5516
@breadboysgang5516 4 года назад
DEUS VULT
@t-_-minus947
@t-_-minus947 4 года назад
It's time for a CRUSADE!
@jordan_ys
@jordan_ys 4 года назад
DEUS VULT
@landonhagan450
@landonhagan450 4 года назад
For some reason, I feel like people today would be less surprised by seeing a man wandering around in full armor plate than they were back in 2012.
@distinctloafer
@distinctloafer 4 года назад
Because the world is weirder everyday, and we stray further away from god.
@masterdementer
@masterdementer 4 года назад
Yeah but still if it was a light armor it won't be a big trouble
@Wilantonjakov
@Wilantonjakov 4 года назад
@@distinctloafer so true. I'm glad there are dissidents out there that still keep the faith.
@firstnamelastname-wt2vc
@firstnamelastname-wt2vc 4 года назад
@PlayJackS strong wooosh man
@Exath8630
@Exath8630 4 года назад
@PlayJackS damn bro. Chill the fuck out
@sta5011
@sta5011 2 года назад
Bruh wearing that in public takes that much bravery and confidence good job!
@DJTrulin
@DJTrulin Год назад
amazing how he tells a story almost without any words. just some harp music
@CRMSNEXCLBR
@CRMSNEXCLBR 4 года назад
Random Lady: Chivalry is dead! Urban Knight: I beg to Differ! Have at you! *Unsheathes Broadsword*
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 4 года назад
@@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia *Unsheathes bastard sword*
@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia
@JuanAntonioGarciaHeredia 4 года назад
@@jimpickens4 You ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-gOJGSAnq7bU.html
@itsabuscus1619
@itsabuscus1619 4 года назад
Here we are living in 2019 And this sir is living in the 1300’s.
@MITPOC
@MITPOC 4 года назад
1400s Milan
@spiderhaz_
@spiderhaz_ 4 года назад
Actually he lived in 2012.
@lostinspace013
@lostinspace013 4 года назад
According to armor : more like 1400.
@victuz
@victuz 4 года назад
1400s*
@lostinspace013
@lostinspace013 4 года назад
18th century ? R U drunk or what ?
@abaronofchivalry5176
@abaronofchivalry5176 Год назад
Twas' awfully betwixed watching thou poorest knight struggling in everyday happenstance. God's grace to you sir knight!
@BasePuma4007
@BasePuma4007 9 месяцев назад
Ship & Anchor is the perfect bar to waltz into dressed like that.
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