UrinatingTree's Sportsball : 2023 NFL Tank Bowls (ft. Injury Bowl, Choke Bowl & Fraud Bowl) 

Closed captions are now added! Though it's still incomplete with some words I couldn't figure out what UTree said, so if you have any idea about those let me know in the replies of this pinned comment. :)

The fact that Tree addressed Burrow's injury with a lot of sadness, despite the Bengals being a hated rival, says a lot about the love he has for the sport.

"Arthur Smith is an idiot savant, heavy enphasis on idiot" is by far my favourite Utree oneliner of the season

Tree called the Cowboys/Dolphins matchup in Week 16 the Fraud Bowl. Their respective performances on Wild Card Weekend proved Tree's decision resoundingly correct.

Seeing the bucs in the tank division game a few days after watching them hang with the lions in the divisional round is crazy

Hello, I have some corrections for the subtitles: 0:25: “Another week without Austin Ekeler means he’ll have to do every goddamn thing for this franchise.” 1:34: “Converting a 4th down for a chance at grand larceny.” 4:15: “He realizes Fields is on the verge of bust and he’s showcasing his talents for a future trade.” 4:25: “What were you saying about (Nathaniel) Hackett being a hack?” 6:23: “If Minnesota weren’t pretending that everything is fine, I’d be calling this one a tank bowl.” 8:24: “Bryce may be getting flak, but no QB could do well in it.” 9:49: “the city will have him drawn in quartered if they find him.” 10:23-10:27: “With Burrow not being on injury report despite having a brace off the team plane,” 14:29-14:33: “Most teams will have some form of inept blocking, no receiver separation and middle school scheming.” 14:42-14:45: “They were like a dad trying to underhand a ball to a two-year-old,” 15:36-15:39: “they set themselves on fire after the fact and ran around in circles.” 15:53: “If his offense isn’t shitting it, he’s missing wide open targets.” 16:23: “averaging 2 yards an attempt” 16:36-16:39: “the Panthers are sludge runoff from the old Coke plant.” 18:10-18:14: “They have to give the home crowd more false hope that perhaps they can win it again.” 19:44-19:47: Pouring rain, two shitty football teams, one led by the new age Dan Snyder?” 20:30: “but they do kick a field goal.” 20:33: “as they move down the field…” 21:02-21:08: The defense is simply going to buckle and fall to shit on some of the most obvious ducks that Bryce Young can throw in these miserable conditions.” 22:48-22:50: “They’re shooting his eye out.” 24:10-24:13: “They sit for the last few days watching movies and dreaming about playing Xbox.” 24:34-24:37: “This is the paper soft schedule that still has Chicago somehow on life support for playoffs.” 24:57-25:01: “Only one can maintain their bragging rights for this auspicious title.” 25:37-25:42: “Need a win to assert dominance, yet fold like a stack of cards.” 25:53-25:57: “With a six-point deficit, Dallas needs to make sure they can keep up with an easy Eagles schedule.” 26:36-26:40: “The world laughs at Dallas in a service to most Americans.” 27:32: “Repeat this scenario about four times and you have the Saints’ season.” 28:10: “Now watch the Saints stay on brand and choke next week away.” 29:24: “I underestimated the incompetence of the Falcons when I thought they’d win the division.” 30:24: “Wonder why no one in Charlotte gives a shit about this franchise, this game is an example of why.” 31:48: “Your punishment is Dennis Allen and his clown crew staying put in the greatest failure of all.” At the end: “May the Panthers’ shitshow burn bright for years to come.” Sorry if that was a lot. I just noticed quite a few of them while watching this video.

Hot pockets

A minor caption edit (more may be coming) 28:08 “It’s the uninspired dreck that feeds families!” (Dreck not drag).

6:12 - "The fans are assembling lynch mobs for you and (unintelligible)" He said Luke Getsy. He was Matt Eberflus' offensive coordinator at the time Can you edit that line?