Using a Battle Simulator to prove USA is better than EU 

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“ Can i get a cuppa tea?0 is the most british thing to say

​@@slippanda6801why did you have to dirty this comment with a mention of the brits

​@@ric270the only thing more dirty then the comment are the Brits teeth

Average Serb

He has that Balkan mindset

As a Serbian I can confirm that he is indeed spitting facts

dougdoug je srbija

Da mi smi volimo Doug

Really the Hannibal of Americans

the americans didnt notice at all so its their fault really

Ναι ρε φίλε!

@@philipposlyparakis3904 Σκίζουμε!

Έτσι

Ναι!

It's actually Nicola Tesla's dog.

We love our country. 'Merica We just hate the shit politicians in the government that run it.

As a murican I agree

We had the freedom to lose you’re just jealous

That can't be the most American thing, because we Americans never lose! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

This is quite literally the reaction of the British in World War 2

Literally the final battle was the one where musketeers would’ve helped the most. I’m pretty sure one musketeer shot would’ve instantly killed the cannons, but nooo, the last guy just had to use reapers.

@@TheYeetedMeat also when europe used reapers muskets would have won because reapers are low hp

@@TheYeetedMeatAre you saying OUR SWEET AMERICAN GENERALS ARE IN THE WRONG?? These were battles which clearly labled as “totally accurate” and these men risked their valiant lives for us. (btw im Australian)

@@thatsguy1111 Australia? You mean hotter, bigger New Zealand right?

@@TheYeetedMeat Nah Australia is like an inbred UK.

As a proud member of the United Kingdom, I agree!

That's not the national anthem, it's oh britania. The national anthem is god save the queen (or king now i suppose).

o7

their WHAT

Love can pay for amercan health insurance

​@@TordBot69fun zones

@@MailMainbutnot (if only boys could grab MY fun zone)

EUROPE! EUROPE!

MERICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 RAHHHHHHHHHH

Oh shit, I checked, and this comment is totally accurate!

Rigged

​@@valerius88 Oh shit, i checked and this reply is totally accurate!

With Rule Britannia in the background too.

@@thescooshinator only wayt it could've been better is if it had been Ode to Joy instead

I’m ya lo B mm nnbz

@@thescooshinator the levels of irony bro. this hurts my soul

@@thescooshinator Well that just makes sense. We may not be European any more, but we'll fight on their side in this war - after all, the only people who get to kick France's arse is us.

@@TheSithStick yes we won

@Supsilon it never said North American, but it did say USA, meaning I'm counting us as European in this event

If Google Is to be believed, Canada was originally colonized by French people, so you could side with the European side

Canada is in America. I have unfortunate news about which team you'd be on

@@tadesubaru1383 that would count a country like Brazil, and might I remind you us Canadians burned the White House, as well?

As an American, I can confirm that we respond with war crimes and unnecessary violence whenever faced with a problem. God bless America!🔫🇺🇸

Lol

@@joeisdude perfectly necessary violence either they threaten our freedom or arent important kinda like europe

Sounds like a liberal cissy to me 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

RAAHHH 🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

"Hey America can I copy your homework?" "Yeah sure just change it up a bit" The EU treaty:

To a non EU member national anthem as well

​@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle same for Americans founding civilization I wonder if they saw some homework before lol

@@Cod__FishWhat does that even mean

@@Cod__Fish that would work if Americans copied European feudalism, but unfortunately they didn't.

Also at 23:11 "Watching football" - shows eu football (or soccer on murica language) on the screen.

yeah they stole almost all of the food they proclaim as their own,and the rest is not popular across their whole country(i wonder why) hambuger=germany hotdog=germany macaroni n cheese=britain pizza= italy gunpowder=china

A lot of American culture is taking and altering other culture’s things, so in these foods can be American in this context

Both the modern pizza and hamburger were first created in America and then reimported back into Europe.

@@andrewr7642 Right I forgot about that part

One thing Europe is good at is poetry

@@Mentelgen-1337 And conquering

@@mrult28 well not really depending on which country conquers what

Feeling like we shouldn't be there but still are, standing, silently in the corner

We've been a part of Europe since Eurovision - well done fellow Europeans ✊️

We will take care of you. And the most import thing, its not your fault.

We both still love you, we just now absolutely hate each other.

Imagine how us Canadians feel.

its almost as if he has a team of editors that work really hard or something

I literally just got done watching the Pajama Sam video LOL

Rest in peace 24...

I know1!1!1!!11

@@krns1695 He got more editors for the editor dungeon

murica, fuck yeah

It killed me, mostly because of the terrible healthcare here

@@placeholderdoe Yeah, Lol!

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light" ~ Plato

​@@philosophy_bot4171shut up plato davinci would beat you with his AMERICAN tank

@@placeholderdoethe healthcare aint bad, its just way to expensive

he said he had like 8 videos ready for release

​@@Cyr_vLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is a pretty old stream, actually Probably just stacked up some videos, because Pajama Sam is far younger than this one

I think this was originally going to be a DougDougDoug video but the sponsor wanted it to be on his main channel. This video had less editing and no overarching story, like a DougDougDoug video, just fun Doug.

*dougloading

As epected from people of the 3rd most popular scand country.

@@raketensven3127 4th. Fins are cooler. PERKELE is too iconic

​@@stanisawzokiewski3308Finland is not scandinavian tho

@@raketensven3127 shots fired

​@@stanisawzokiewski3308and Simo Hayha is more well-known than the entirety of Norwegian war history

"Forgot"

Did doug just casually call the EU a country?

​@@Augenmann2yes

Obviously you move the whole continent to the attic

Then they fight there

Was that fly ever taken care of??

Lmao how’s that pact with Canada going?

You did well though lol

Dude you were hilarious. Favorite part of the video honestly.

Was hilarious 😂

Weakest European player:

​@@zengjiachen7878and strongest win

Yet he gave the most competent army layout out of anyone

​@@wet0wlTbh Valkyries and Minotaurs seem very broken

It was probably because the Dragons on the USA side were hopping for no reason.

editors?

Talking more to the team than just Doug, prob should have said you guys

This video felt more like a DougDougDoug video then a DougDoug.

I heard Doug has decided to merge the two channels… again

@@silvervader9782 really?

No

Yes

Nes

Oes

Yo

We need artwork of this epic moment in history

It was so epic I was convinced he could do it for a second

​@@plugshirt1762sadly for him he couldn't do it.

@@robert.7230 I will always put my money on him though. If it was a hardworking farmer vs the gods and devils. I put my money to his pitchfork 10 times outta 10

@@robert.7230 he was giving off complete mumen rider vibes. It’s always more epic watching look at the impossible odds stacked against them and not giving it a second thought as they charge into battle than a fight where someone is sure they can win

As a blind audio listener, I enjoyed reading this comment

​@@tacotuttleH O W

@@aranclovepresumably European magic.

@@aranclovebrail displays

Doug programmed that in

Doug didn't program that in, he programmed the animations for selected users' hat messages. The transition animation was edited in, it was not present during the stream.

And yet, who is the one with oil?

@@thegoldenraysoftheglorious1180Norway?

@@lama99654 not after we make up a reason to go to war with them and steal it, nerd.

@@thegoldenraysoftheglorious1180 Yikes

@@ACatwithayoutubechannel and none of those are part of the EU?

bro you haven't even watched it

@@awsomema50n79yes I have.

@@weskintime4177 how if at the time it had come out one minute ago

@@awsomema50n79maybe he watched the stream or vod

@@zzskyninjazz1821 oh there was a stream

The funny thing is the three Cannons were the ones who defeated the Reapers. Really show that you need artillery range to kill a Reaper in TABs.

@magnusvonbraun9870 if one reaper dies, others die with it too, but so would anyone near said reapers, so range is very important

Reapers look like they’re terrific in killing large crowds of small enemies, but not that good against a few strong ones

Lizzy ftw o7

@@foximacentauri7891 it depends on one main factor, if it can be impaled

God damn valerkies

@@Notcreative6331 valerkies and Hobbies

​@@Robyn_iz_Hereall thanks to magic hat

!europe

So, when can us Canadians not have to deal with the state people?

Too bad the hospital trip took 3 and a half months and you hit a land mine in Croatia on the way there.

@@Orto4956 I'm patient

Agreed

@@Orto4956 better than the 6 months and 250k $ in america just to be told that american hospitals dont have the means to treat you and also you are out of system

@@cooltwittertag Man good thing I nor anyone else I have met in America has ever waited six months for the hospital, spent anywhere even near 250k, or 50k for that matter (including cancer treatments and car crash related injuries.) Not to mention that no hospital is ever going to tell you that they will not treat you, especially since that any major hospital is absolutely going to have the means to treat you even better than in Europe (I say that as someone who has lived in both America and the EU.)

It really felt like Europe was carrying the asian army over to some battles

as an asian i dont

​@@mattemathias3242colonization baby

as a european, wassup man

Let’s not forget the firework archers and dragons are brought from asia

Same

As someone from South America, I sat down with my Popcorn ready.

True, although I was honestly rooting for Europe.

It's the cold war all over again.

same bro

-E.O. Wilson (1929-2021) “If all humankind were to disappear, the world would regenerate back to the rich state of equilibrium that existed ten thousand years ago. If insects were to vanish, the world would collapse into chaos.”

He has a ton of vods on his other channels

Who is this dogdog you speak of?

​@@Dude-vq3oeDougDoug's dog

fr fr

This stream was like 2 months ago tho so they had time to edit sndstuff

The editors are so smfhagzha POG

I am french but I can't help but agree that this anthem was the only tune worthy of representing our noble continent.

​@@Kiwi-fl8teIt's the only Nation that truly understands the French. Also, I'm sorry. I think they sell a cream for that now.

@@mandowarrior123 How dare you make fun about the Fresh, ah I mean French. Only the Germans, British, half of Africa, Indochina, Spain, Netherlands and everybody else is allowed to do that.

o7

@@Dat_Metall_AugeFrance is massively cucked. Nothing really French about them anymore

And there there's Russia, an enemy to everyone expect Australia, apparently

Some day we'll find a cure for being European. Godspeed until then

Me to

Gahbless europe

Are Canadians allowed to join the European team? We do border Denmark.

I preferred the non biased btw proceeds to read the declaration ending with shoot the fuck out of those Europeans lol

Yeah that was the joke

@@yeetingat100subs9 yeah I think it's clear to everyone it's a joke it was funny

@@Cod__Fish His comment simply just repeated the joke that was already told in the video. Pointless comment, we all already watched the video

Don't forget 1859 (invasion of Honduras), 1868 (Red Cloud's War), 1867 (Taiwanese Expedition), 1961 (Indonesia, Permesta Rebellion), 1961 (Cuba, Bay of Pigs), 1975 (Laotian Civil War), 1975 (Cambodian Civil War), 1984 (Intervention in Lebanon), 1995 (First Intervention in Somalia), and 2021 (War in Afghanistan). And soon, the Interventions in Yemen, Niger, Syria, and the second Intervention in Somalia might join them.

You're like the third Heisenberg account I've seen, wtf is going on.

💀

Hey! What did you just say??? 💥🔫🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸

​@@joeisdudewe said that we have more towers

@@pressf42069 WE didn't YOU did

@@pressf42069 I guess you are not apart of the cool Europeans gang

​@@joeisdudehe said he was proud we kicked your ass

Is there any tactics in tabs

@@treedude4246 for one, not placing people right in front of guns

​@@treedude4246 You ain't putting sarissas in front of shield bearers

Probably gets ideas from friends and community

Doug's chat has quite a history of EU vs NA banter. Most notably there have been multiple streams where he first makes a mode (e.g. Skyrim or GTA) for a challenge, and then actually does the challenge, but the programming part had more viewers than the actual challenge because all the Europeans went to bed. Doug now claims that any unfun challenges come from European who are just there for the programming and will soon go to bed anyways. A completely unrelated development was that Doug wanted to play around with better TTS, e.g. to play D&D with random chat members. Note that this video still uses the 'default' TTS voice but does allow 'drunk' and 'sigh'; this is a quite old recording since he now has e.g. a TTS that speaks with his voice (though chat cannot control that one).

It is most surprising since he is busy killing all my brothers! Babagabooooosshhhh

Parkzer never dies in those games it was probably some other sorcerer

Rip dark peasant

​@@human2672I stopped following TABS a long time ago, so I honestly thought that the Reaper was the new Dark Peasant. I thought: what?! Is this allowed?! It's going to be a massacre! And then it got shot and died.

He has done a LOT of TABS streams in the past.

Yeah, Tons of Tabs Stuff on the VODD channel, Battle bets and what not

Really? I haven't seen any TABS streams but I've seen a lot of others.

-Belva Lockwood (1830 -1917) “We have ten statues to the soldier where we have one to the peace activist. Tenemos diez estatuas para el soldado donde tenemos una para el activista por la paz.”