Me: "What is reality?" My therapist: "cacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacacaca"
I just wanted some cereal. Just a nice bowl of cereal. You didn't even have the one I like. Now I have 4 foster children. I have to share my cereal with them.
Octoling with a RU-vid account? *S H E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E S H !*
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, braking all my bones, crashing in the trees, snow is turning red, I think I hit my head, I wake up in a hospital with stitches in my head. Oh 911, 911 Santa Claus is dead, Ruldouph took a AK47 and shot him in the head, barbie doll, barbie doll, try to save his life, but Polar Bear from Antartica stabed him with a knife.(in the tune of jingle bells)
This in a nutshell: 0:18 “Yay it’s Christmas Day!” “Oh! I wanted to let you know your present!” “What is it?” “We are going to your grandparents funeral!” “O-oh” “That’s it…?” “Yep!”
Person: How are you? Person 2: Good Person 2: And how old are you? Person: 17 Me: *interrupts conversation* Also Me: how many lasasasasasasasasasssaasa? Person 1 & 2: *yes*
Also funny is that mmobiennames is a real site apparently. It's dangerous for your computer though, so don't go there :\ Edit: Same with rmxcreative, it used to actually be a domain for a graphic design company, but now it redirects to fishing sites x.x
"ah" "Well" "Ahaha" "Well" "Uh" "Well" "That's all" "It's okay..." "It's fine..." "Everything is fine..." "It's a good thing" *"It's all over."* Just me trying to be calm
Ah Well Ahaha Well Uh Well That’s all It’s okay, it’s fine, everything is fine, it’s a good thing ...it’s all over Edit: thanks for the likes kinda strangers I didn’t expect this post to blow up! I grew up in a small farm in northern Kansas. My father was a farmer, and my mother was a cashier in our local town down the dirt road. We didn’t have much, as income was very little, so the best toy I got growing up was a pig bladder blown up like a balloon that I could play around with between me and my two brothers. At the age of 11 things started getting tougher for me and my family due to my fathers drinking problem, likely caused by the fact that it was not a good harvest that year. Like his father before him, once he was done working, he would come home and drink; but unlike his father, he would beat us if we were to mess up. However, his father left him and his mother to fend for themselves after World War 2, so he had it tougher than me growing up. One time when my father drank too much, he hit my little brother Jamey. Jamey didn’t know what to do and ran away in the night during a storm. The entire family went out looking for him night after night, but we never saw Jamey again. This made my father drink more, and lead him to take his own life when I was at the formative age of 16. My older brother and I had to completely take over the farm, with the help of our mom quitting her job as a cashier, and life only got harder from here on out. We got a break when I was 18, when, with a good harvest, we were able to save up some money. I was then able to move out at the age of 21, into a large city in Tennessee. It was hard leaving the family as Ma was getting older and older, but my brother completely took over the farm and even expanded it into a more profitable work chain. I began working in what I was good at, repairing cars and motorcycles. I was a hard worker and moved up in my chain of work easily. I dated aroun’ a bit but never settled down with anyone. I would write home every day for my first few years. When I was 26 I got a call from my ma, my brother was working with some machinery on the farm and got his hand caught in it and heavily damaged. I had to come home and help with the farm, at the time I had attained a high position as a senior mechanic within an auto shop, and sometimes worked on the side with repairing electronics. I went home and had to help with the farm for a year, and Ma wasn’t doing good at all. She passed the next year due to kidney disease. My brother eventually recovered and I returned to Tennessee, I attempted to return to my position but due to the time I was out I had been long replaced. I had to begun to work from the bottom again when I had a client come in, and she was the most beautiful woman I ever seen in Tennessee, with gorgeous brown hair, and eyes as black as the night Jamey had run of into. Happy to say that we hit it off pretty well, and within a few weeks, we were dating. She was the best thing that had ever happened to me in my life. At the age of 30, I married her, and not long after my first child was on the way. I had returned to my previous position, and bought a nice house near the mountains of Tennessee. At the age of 34, my second child was born. My two kids are now both in high school, one a freshman, another a Senior. I continued my career more into electronics, working with computers and fixing them. In 2013, while googling how to fix a small problem with a motherboard I found a strange site named youtube.com, this website had all the answers I needed and a community always ready to help. I’ve been on the site ever since. As you can see recently, I commented on this video and some kind strangers decided to like it. Thank you again kind strangers.
"A FUNERAL" "WOW" "AHAHA" "AFRAID OF FEAR OF FEAR OF FEAR" "WASASASASASA, AND TOASTIES, WASASASASASA" "LASASASASASAS" "BRO" Those Ones Made Me Die Laughing.
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