Using Nintendo's Weird Guide to Speedrun Mario Odyssey 

first time being first and also annoying

@@mellowgtagha I'm second

@@mellowgtag it's fine, at least you admit it's annoying also all that matters is memorizing Bowser's moves in Super Mario Odyssey, not getting annoyed.

@@uiinpui Correct. Always remember that the only thing that matters in life is memorizing Bowser’s moves in super Mario Odyssey.

Haha

“you’re bad. go the fuck around”

Well, see, you can, but the only thing that matters is memorizing Bowser's attacks in Super Mario Odyssey

"You can beat this game in under 55 minutes! But nah, just do the boring 4 hour way first."

it tells you you can do it because of the koopa freerunning thing. if youre reading a book about a game to learn more about the game i doubt they would know about that

Yeah I realized at some point in the run that a lot of the blurbs at the very beginning of each section are just taken directly from the game. It made reading them a lot less exciting haha

Memento mori

@@harrisonbennett3787 I just realized, what if there's people out there who just wanted a spirally profile picture and it just so happened they found one of the two profiles used for the channel, it's like they never seen the channel so now they just think there's thousands of just weirdo commenting Memento Mori on their post

@@dalemedley9570 Memento Mori is a saying that is a reminder of the inevitability of death

@@SuperJman1111 Yeah I know, I was there for the channel, and I've known that saying a lot longer than Unus Annus, but my original sentence still holds, because it still looks like there's a bunch of weird people just commenting Memento Mori on their post and they have no idea why and we all know it's because of the Spiral

Yeah i also thought this would have been assist mode

​@@The_Apple01 *good mode

and also learning a life lesson, all that matters is memorizing bowser's moves

Prima guides have always been made by people that never played the game and heard a 5 year old describe watching their dad play it

@@arzfan29 speak for yourself. i got the prima guide for skyward sword and it was probably the single most helpful book I have purchased.

@@gotgunpowder honestly yeah agree with this. They fuck up some of the goddess cubes near the end but aside from that? Pretty good

Oh god

@arzfan29 Haha nice roast

"The publisher said I need at least 200 pages so I'll give them 200 pages alright"

it's because all that matters is memorizing Bowser's attacks in Super Mario Odyssey

All that matters in life is memorizing browsers moves

Smallant did the intended way, cjya just tried to beat the game as slow as possible under speedrun rules, which includes beating it as intended

For Odyssey, I think each kingdom would get three different sections: 1. So you want to do world peace? OK, go this way, and here are a few easy extra moons along the way to get you to the quota. 2. So you don't like this kingdom and want to see the next one? OK, here's the minimum-effort easy moon route to hit the quota as soon as possible. 3. So you want to get *_everything?_* OK, here's a full glossary of every moon and purple coin in this kingdom, with descriptions of exactly how to get each one, cross-referenced with a map of course. That's not counting the speedrun route/strat guides for the kingdoms, which I would put separately at the end of the book. Multiple categories, even.

Do it

If you are being serious in making this, I would be up to paying for a copy

@@xav1ergam3r19 Well, I'm serious about _wanting_ to make it, but that doesn't mean it'll ever happen, especially while I'm in college

@@Nat_the_Chicken All good, I get that life can get in the way.

Imagine trying to ground pound jump

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Me too

Yes, this game took me few days to complete >:( Very p2w >:(

Its going to happen

It's clear this guy copied some streamer named Fir from Twitch.

Its invenitable

it happend

I thought that at first just by looking at the thumbnail but quickly realized this is a much more unique video

Intentionally

WYSI

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