@@adamfrost3139 a film directed by Uwe Boll, produced and starring Seagal with Nicolas Cage and Tommy Wisaeu Co starring. "Your tearing me APART Steven"
"Not only does he not even know they're zombies, but he already had his gun out when he thought he was by himself." I love your attention to these details lol.
I saw this in theaters and it was the best moviegoing experience I've ever had. There were like 20 people In the audience and once we all realized how awful it was, we all started loudly roasting the film and it turned into a big version of mystery science theater!
@@SpaceIce You should do reviews for blockbuster movies that flopped. Your channel will blow up exponentially. You have such a unique way of reviewing ridiculous movies, all you need is more traffic.
@@concludedhail40 she got ripped in half by the zombies while trying to climb in through a window. She didn't die and is the only survivor, appearing in the much better sequel film... somehow. How she lived is never explained as well as other inconsistencies.
@@wiseguy01 so she gets ripped in half, and somehow survived for the second movie in which she was completely unharmed and fully in one piece? What was the point of having her there in the first place then???
@@concludedhail40 no she was now in a wheelchair and all healed up, problem is the sequel is set like a few weeks at best after the original and so how she survived is... a mystery. Let alone how she got help before bleeding to death. She was also in the house when it blew up... doesn't make any sense.
@@martijn_yt You are clearly unaware of "The Asyslum" movie studio. The make absolute trash movies that look similar to blockbuster movies and the budget for the cover art is bigger than the entire production budget. The Sci-Fi channel introduced me to them, before they changed their name to the more retarded sifi channel. Space Ice should do some videos on them if he hasn't yet. They make Uwe Boll movies look like a masterpiece.
What's even more impressive is that the boat captain made it to the shore, a hundred feet away from the boat, whilst being chased by zombies AND HE MANAGED TO KEEP HIS FKING CLOTHES DRY.
The game companies did not support him, they just gave him the rights to make the movie adaptations. Boll had found a technical loophole in German tax law that even if the movie he was making bombed the funding for it was covered. So the money he got for production actually went to his crew, actors, and himself. Which he was super criticized for, but he had already secured the bag for dungeon siege and blood rayne(both humongous flops).After that he kinda struggled to get funding for his movies. Picking fights with Michael Bay and Eli Roth pushed him further into obscurity.
@@RandoLePerson agreed, it’s more like Nintendo rescued Sega from Sony. I miss the days of friendly rivalry between Nintendo and Sega. However Sega was way too thin skinned when Sony came into the market, and they lost their competitive edge. They’re having a huge surge now due to a lot of support from xbox. Just didn’t like Streets of Rage 4, it’s a good game but somehow they found a way to sap the fun out of it.
@@joshuacruz3119also, as a side note, I am a professional boat driver (colloquially a captain) and I just want the world to know that the boat captain in this movie is exactly what we all aspire to be
Mr. Space Ice can uplift anyone's mood with hysterical levity. That voice and his antics is a slam dunk everytime. "And the head of Brendan Fraser" was outlandishly hilarious. You're a riot man. I love when he says "whatever" too.
Being a fan of the games in my younger years, I was excited to see this movie in theaters when it released. Before it was all said and done, half the audience had walked out or were just laughing at how bad it was.
Oh man memories. I was probably about 13 thinking this movie was gonna be bad ass. Fuck man that movie was the one that made me question my decisions about video game movies lol. It was stupid even by my standards.
I injured my back earlier today, and when I heard "...the head of Brendan Fraser", I fell to my knees in horrible pain due to laughter. ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS.
You, Space Ice, are a genius. 'Uwe Boll knows what his fan wants' (3:04). My days I laughed so hard if I were drinking something, it would've gone out all of my orifices faster than you can say 'Don't push it or I'll give you a war you wont believe', which granted, is a quite long sentence, but once you're hooked on the glory that is called Rambo, that phrase releases itself like there is no tomorrow. So happy I discovered this channel at the last quarter of 2022. Glorious man.
Imagine if Seagal can star in a movie directed by Uwe Boll... Then we get Space Ice to narrate it! Would be Oscar worthy cos he'd shit on them you'd forget about all your worries.
You get that movie made. You get Ryan George to do a pitch meeting video on it. Space ice to review it. And Jason Brant with So Bad It's Good to watch it so we can watch people go through the pain
As a kid in middle school my friends and I were cracking up at this movie. We thought it was complete sh*t. I can't imagine an adult watching this movie in theaters. It was the silliest flick we've seen. And thats saying a lot.
I actually sat through the whole Raid ad without fast forwarding, because I want to see this channel continue to grow. I'm kinda hooked on these videos...
I would do that for pretty much any other ad except for Raid, because Raid is just pure garbage, it's everywhere, they're really militant about what kind of ads you do (you pretty much can't go off-script even a tiny bit), and their ads are so fucking loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. Of course, they pay well - because all their money goes into marketing and thinking of ways to trick people into getting addicted to the pay for win system, while absolutely nothing goes into actually developing the gameplay and improving their product. Love this channel, but I despise Raid; any other ads I couldn't care less about.
0:09 I love that 😂. “When it comes to disappointing, he doesn’t disappoint.” Also, the ad was just as hilarious as the rest of the video. Good shit, man.
Rob Schneider turned down Uwe Boll's "House of the Dead" so he could star in the hit movie "Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb" (Rated PG-13)
I used to love House Of The Dead 2. I had it on Sega Dreamcast and I played it at my local arcade. I was so hyped for this movie. Im glad the one other person who seen it could share my disappointment with the world.
It's amazing how much you're able to convey the awfulness of this movie. Loved the gummy bear juice reference. And Brandon Frasier's head made me spit out my food 😆
I just remembered the boat captain was in the original movie version of Dune. I want to say he was a priest in another movie but I'm not sure. He's probably done lots of stuff but never anything where I was like, " Oh yeah it's that guy. This is gonna be a great movie." BTW, your videos got me into a Seagal rabbit hole. Allegedly he's pretty closely connected to a lot of nefarious stuff. I mean besides his own behavior and things we aren't allowed to say that you shouldn't be doing to anyone but apparently happens a lot in Hollywood. Those Harvey Weinstein kinda things. Hearing you scorch that schmuck makes me laugh. Keep it up.
with Hulk Hogan as the the partner. throw in Mel Gibson or Tom cruise , it'll be a film masterpiece. maybe Morgan Freeman can voiceover a SpaceIce Seagal movie review
Best part is near the end they see their friend who they thought had died and they’re so excited to see him, and then it turns out to be the bad guy who is wearing the face of their friend, and their friend is hanging upside down in the corner STILL ALIVE with his face torn off, and then as our heroes make a break for it, they toss a grenade right near their still alive and faceless friend. OUR HEROES!
Uwe Boll & Neil Breen are fast becoming my favourite worst movie creators thanks for this channel. I mean, give Neil a $100 budget & he’ll come out with a full 90 minute film 💀😂 We need a film starring Seagal, Produced by Neel Breen & directed by Uwe Boll 💀
I watched this movie at my local mall theater during the matinee showing while I was waiting all day for repairs on my car in the shop. I knew it was bad, but I didn't want to wander the mall all day. I didn't think it'd be anywhere close to as bad as it was. There's quite a few straight to video movies that were far better than this movie. The only thing I remembered about this movie before the video was how the characters at the end just started sacrificing themselves for no reason. The movie wanted a sole survivor, but was too lazy to come up with ways to kill off the rest of the cast.
Only discovered your channel last year no idea how considering I've watched YTP, Screen Junkies and all sorts. It was to accommodate my dry and taboo dark sense of humour regarding movies and shows with something different. You've become one of my favourite RU-vidrs coming into 2023.👍
In the description: "The Uwe Boll disaster of a movie known as 'House of the Dead' is an irredeemable mess that even Rob Schneider was offended when he was offered the role of the house." 🤣
@captain awesome Nah, I remember they tried tying Curian in somewhere, in the narrative either at the beginning or end. That was the only thing that had connection.
Space Ice rocks! I asked for more Uwe Boll in a comment where I disagreed with him about gun mechanics. He politely made his point and promised more Boll, and the man delivered.
I worked my tail end off this week. This was exactly what I needed to see after coming home after another hard day. Space Ice delivers as always. Thanks a million!
Show of hands for anyone who knows ANY other creator with enough style that the ads are as entertaining as the content. I'll wait. BIG note to all sponsors out there. You go, Space Ice.
I actually saw this movie on purpose because I have these moments of self loathing, and watching bad movies is how I punish myself. This thing looks like it was shot in a weekend. If zombies were real I get the feeling this movie shows what Fyre Festival would have turned into.
You really love Seagal don't you? He gets a mention even when his movie is not being reviewed. P.S. your epicness has forced me to turn on the bell icon :)
@@stealthattack2209 just walk up a few steps. If you cant find higher ground and he uses akido, dont flip yourself like his other opponents. Even if he pays you.
Easily the funniest shadow raid ad I've ever seen. Plus the epic transition into the ad for no reason at all!! I still have no idea what this game is about but it's awesome!!
Dude , your Uwe Boll's videos are the funniest. Please, do all of his movies. Also I'd like to recommmend you do the 1985 classic American Ninja, lots of content for you to make fun of.
Almost choked on my food when the boat captain was introduced. Every time I watch your videos, I almost choke. If I stop posting, then you know you've killed me.
@Space Ice Would it be possible to do 'The Mummy' series (not the Tom Cruise shit). But the Brendan Frasier ones. Cheers and thanks for the content man
