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UZI vs Watermelons 

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As watermelon season nears the end, what better way to celebrate! :-) First person to comment on "wasting" food will be awarded a scholarship to take a class in "Economics 101" at his or her local Community College. :-) NEWSFLASH! Regardless of what your oh-so-environmentally aware 4th grade teacher told you, what YOU or I do with five watermelons we've purchased from a bin of hundreds of watermelons does not cause anybody to die from WNDS (Watermelon Nutritional Deficiency Syndrome). We did not prevent those melons from going to anybody who is starving from a watermelon shortage! For your own sake, try to refrain from posting about starving people; you're simply broadcasting your IGNORANCE. :-)
Mainly, this video is a test video to uncover the "non-thinkers" among us. You know, those people who watch the many RU-vid videos and various popular movies in which millions of dollars worth of cars, or whatever, are destroyed and think nothing about it. Literally millions of hungry people could be fed with what that destruction costs; however, non-thinking, emotion-driven people focus on 15 dollars worth of nutritionally worthless watermelons. Thirteen years of scanning comments has been very instructive; I've learned a great deal about my fellow humans and their analytical skills! :-)
Yes, this makes me sound mean, right? Well, it's only because so many unthinking folks insult me for shooting my own personal watermelons. :-)
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Комментарии : 10 тыс.   
@hickok45
@hickok45 3 года назад
First person to comment on "wasting" food will be awarded a scholarship to take a class in "Economics 101" at his or her local Community College. :-) NEWSFLASH! Regardless of what your oh-so-environmentally aware 4th grade teacher told you, what YOU or I do with five watermelons we've purchased from a bin of hundreds of watermelons does not cause anybody to die from WNDS (Watermelon Nutritional Deficiency Syndrome). We did not prevent those melons from going to anybody who is starving from a watermelon shortage! For your own sake, try to refrain from posting about starving people; you're simply broadcasting your IGNORANCE. :-) Mainly, this video is a test video to uncover the "non-thinkers" among us. You know, those people who watch the many RU-vid videos and various popular movies in which millions of dollars worth of cars, or whatever, are destroyed and think nothing about it. Literally millions of hungry people could be fed with what that destruction costs; however, non-thinking, emotion-driven people focus on 15 dollars worth of nutritionally worthless watermelons. Thirteen years of scanning comments has been very instructive; I've learned a great deal about my fellow humans and their analytical skills! :-) Yes, this makes me sound mean, right? Well, it's only because so many unthinking folks insult me for shooting my own personal watermelons. :-)
@skykucing6042
@skykucing6042 3 года назад
me
@moumitadawn3079
@moumitadawn3079 3 года назад
Me
@raywebster7747
@raywebster7747 3 года назад
Me
@arpanroyYT
@arpanroyYT 3 года назад
Me
@mounaimdib3930
@mounaimdib3930 3 года назад
Wasting food
@daniellei4295
@daniellei4295 3 года назад
“Your fruit killing skills are remarkable”
@rollerpuntazo1640
@rollerpuntazo1640 3 года назад
I was looking for a comment like this in the case there wasn't
@cringystingy8025
@cringystingy8025 3 года назад
@@rollerpuntazo1640 same
@lookorionisonthesky605
@lookorionisonthesky605 3 года назад
@@rollerpuntazo1640 dude its a call of duty Modern Warfare refrence hes talking... the practice mode
@sonofwolf2270
@sonofwolf2270 3 года назад
And just so it happens I see this while playing COD
@donatask7822
@donatask7822 3 года назад
"Captain Price wants to see you"
@malaytiwari2049
@malaytiwari2049 3 года назад
I thought the watermelons were gonna win. Dang it
@attackhelicopter4406
@attackhelicopter4406 3 года назад
Same
@malaytiwari2049
@malaytiwari2049 3 года назад
@@attackhelicopter4406 lol
@vk5516
@vk5516 3 года назад
Me too
@Vorazun
@Vorazun 3 года назад
This is why you don't bet four hundred dollars on stuff kids.
@michaelbronder9147
@michaelbronder9147 3 года назад
Please be mindful in the future. There are starving kids who could have eaten those bullets.
@engineerscientist8699
@engineerscientist8699 3 года назад
good one
@Roman-rx2tm
@Roman-rx2tm 3 года назад
If i was a starving kid I’d rather die from an Uzi than starvation
@devU_69
@devU_69 3 года назад
You had me in the first half
@patriciachang8666
@patriciachang8666 3 года назад
Is that gun legal? 😮 How easy You can Buy it?
@AbdulRahman-zh2zi
@AbdulRahman-zh2zi 3 года назад
Calm down bro 5 watermelons probably cannot satisfy thousands of starving children.
@TheMrMeff
@TheMrMeff 9 лет назад
Starving kids in New Jersey could of eaten those Uzi bullets.
@1631631000
@1631631000 9 лет назад
why........ 😐😐😐
@agolfhitter3271
@agolfhitter3271 9 лет назад
Wow, so original.........
@kagi95
@kagi95 9 лет назад
jb76489 let the butthurt flow
@jb76489
@jb76489 9 лет назад
kagi95 so butthurt is a perfectly legitimate evolution of the language is it?
@YoderTexas
@YoderTexas 9 лет назад
+Caramel Johnson Chris Christie eats starving kids in New Jersey? How tragic. ;-)
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 лет назад
Hey. Instant juice maker.
@magatama_5612
@magatama_5612 6 лет назад
Oh
@cian2168
@cian2168 6 лет назад
I can't wait to take this to school and impress all my friends with my new juice making skills!
@macbook8738
@macbook8738 6 лет назад
Wtf
@thischannelhasbeenremoved19
@thischannelhasbeenremoved19 6 лет назад
Justin Y. Hi
@cloroxbleach408
@cloroxbleach408 6 лет назад
Justin Y. Your a waste of space on earth.
@KeepingOnTheWatch
@KeepingOnTheWatch 3 года назад
Disclaimer: Watermelons were harmed in the making of this video.
@KeepingOnTheWatch
@KeepingOnTheWatch 3 года назад
@@artsbyamar7648 Disclaimer: Some fellow named Amar wrote a comment that doesn’t make any sense.
@jeramiemonteiro8453
@jeramiemonteiro8453 3 года назад
@@KeepingOnTheWatch Disclaimer: Where tf?
@mr.z9309
@mr.z9309 3 года назад
Disclaimer: No bullets were hurt during the making of this video.
@water_is_wet
@water_is_wet 3 года назад
Disclaimer :- This comment contains Disclaimer viewers should be alerted
@magmaplays9685
@magmaplays9685 3 года назад
@@jeramiemonteiro8453 Disclaimer: The comment by Amar was deleted
@tylerthegamer8766
@tylerthegamer8766 3 года назад
“Your fruit killin’ skills are remarkable!”
@mehulrawal7615
@mehulrawal7615 3 года назад
Don't like this. It is copied😠😠😠
@tylerthegamer8766
@tylerthegamer8766 3 года назад
@@mehulrawal7615 no it’s not.
@samyak4165
@samyak4165 3 года назад
@@tylerthegamer8766 "Captain price wants to see you".
@tylerthegamer8766
@tylerthegamer8766 3 года назад
@@samyak4165 Gaz too, lol
@tylerthegamer8766
@tylerthegamer8766 3 года назад
@@samyak4165 just played MWR, lol
@averymixon1848
@averymixon1848 3 года назад
“I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.” Sounds like something this guy might’ve said at some point in time.
@revenant7276
@revenant7276 3 года назад
Heavy from tf2
@drdz1
@drdz1 3 года назад
@@revenant7276 yesssssss
@SeanFerree
@SeanFerree 3 года назад
Are those melons seedless? UZI: They are now
@artem3d280
@artem3d280 3 месяца назад
Uzi Doorman!
@sickb2200
@sickb2200 9 лет назад
43 people think a watermelon has rights.
@code2medic
@code2medic 9 лет назад
+sickb2200 Watermelon lives matter
@Paddy-zn4oo
@Paddy-zn4oo 9 лет назад
+code2medic 50 people.
@allstateitsinyourhands9765
@allstateitsinyourhands9765 9 лет назад
+code2medic lol didn't know i was on the racist right wing channel
@Unfassbarer
@Unfassbarer 9 лет назад
+sickb2200 Freedom for Melones !
@Godzilla691138MW3
@Godzilla691138MW3 7 лет назад
sickb2200 ☺ 🍉💥🔫
@gamerfuzionhd1689
@gamerfuzionhd1689 3 года назад
"To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon" so that's why my friend kept going down everytime I hit him in the head with a hammer
@tigre2azul
@tigre2azul 3 года назад
uzi to the watermelons: "i dont really care if you cryyyy"
@raisegasprices
@raisegasprices 3 года назад
Nah their eyes are just watering :)
@redforest3740
@redforest3740 3 года назад
@@raisegasprices he's talking about the song lmfao
@idrinkurtears2726
@idrinkurtears2726 3 года назад
i only liked it cause now its 69
@c_vleb
@c_vleb 3 года назад
This is the best comment I've ever seen 💀
@carter_RU
@carter_RU 3 года назад
Lil Submachine Gun Vertical
@BadhuL69
@BadhuL69 3 года назад
3 Am RU-vid Recommendations : UZI V/S Watermelon Me : Interesting...
@uwu-vd8et
@uwu-vd8et 3 года назад
U stupid frog
@rinkiyakepapa9173
@rinkiyakepapa9173 3 года назад
Lol
@wavezz2038
@wavezz2038 3 года назад
Overused comment: Me: not interesting
@theonlyplain
@theonlyplain 2 года назад
As a wise man once said, "The Uzi: Classic subgun, major export, action hero."
@bbrainstormer2036
@bbrainstormer2036 7 месяцев назад
Ahoy! Love that guy
@dedchannelbruh
@dedchannelbruh 3 года назад
"To A Hammer, Everything seems like a Nail.... To a UZI, everything is a W A T E R M E L O N"
@Eire_Aontaithe
@Eire_Aontaithe 3 года назад
@@ClutchEveryTime Why ?
@SorcererAC0
@SorcererAC0 3 года назад
It makes too much sense
@Eire_Aontaithe
@Eire_Aontaithe 3 года назад
@@ClutchEveryTime It was literally in the video, it's just a silly analogy
@Lawrence_Talbot
@Lawrence_Talbot 3 года назад
Truest statement ever
@dedchannelbruh
@dedchannelbruh 3 года назад
@@Eire_Aontaithe facts
@sukhmandeepsingh1295
@sukhmandeepsingh1295 3 года назад
This video is uploaded 5 years ago and youtube is recommending it to me now.... Anyone else????
@Karthik-kx2xc
@Karthik-kx2xc 3 года назад
Yes bro
@thememeguy_9892
@thememeguy_9892 3 года назад
Same 😂🤟🏻
@militarygrunt4851
@militarygrunt4851 3 года назад
same
@fluffypinkpandas
@fluffypinkpandas Год назад
how zombies in videogames and cinema react to 9mm
@TsoiIzAlive
@TsoiIzAlive 9 лет назад
Definition of freedom
@abdur1300
@abdur1300 6 лет назад
Mr. Doggo yes. typical american freedom,,
@rzr2ffe325
@rzr2ffe325 6 лет назад
Or mass murder depending on how you look at it
@ShyanTheLegend
@ShyanTheLegend 6 лет назад
Basically using a gun as a toy? Weird freedom you've got considering your government is collecting your metadata and literally spying on its own citizens. A 5 minute hearing at court for carrying weed will make short work of that freedom you cling onto lol.
@Pratyush006
@Pratyush006 6 лет назад
*Sound of..
@TheBarbiegirl50
@TheBarbiegirl50 6 лет назад
JD AR Vietnam did it, the Middle East is still at war with us, what makes u think that Americans wouldn’t fair well in a fight.
@Nastron-en9ss
@Nastron-en9ss 2 года назад
Why go through the pain of cutting them when an uzi does the job perfectly?
@koks420
@koks420 2 года назад
mmm, lead
@koks420
@koks420 Год назад
@GodlySkeleton403 holy shit i forgot i made that comment
@Boggsy
@Boggsy 9 лет назад
Victory never tasted so sweet
@NoThrottle
@NoThrottle 6 лет назад
water melons dont taste sweet
@clutchgodplays6682
@clutchgodplays6682 3 года назад
Me- How to cut a watermelon Google- Just take a knife and cut it Bing-:
@RayTubedusRT
@RayTubedusRT 3 года назад
😂🤣
@roblox_1t22general9
@roblox_1t22general9 3 года назад
Hmmmmmmm
@canadianbacon2693
@canadianbacon2693 3 года назад
Wow hilarious and not overused 🤣😂🤣😭
@josephstalin364
@josephstalin364 3 года назад
The new Fruit Ninja game looks great
@Denn_GN
@Denn_GN 3 года назад
1 minute later: Honey, where my watermelon at?
@idkman9480
@idkman9480 3 года назад
On your chest
@jonathanallard2128
@jonathanallard2128 3 года назад
I already cut them up for youu!
@niklasmeyer9660
@niklasmeyer9660 2 года назад
Nice, no problem an Uzi cant solve
@JarvoD
@JarvoD 3 года назад
"Your fruit killing skills are remarkable" Gaz - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
@quixshorts3990
@quixshorts3990 3 года назад
Telemarketing: Tired of cutting your watermelon with a knife? Try the smart uzi cutter
@megabolt5898
@megabolt5898 3 года назад
Gaz: "Nice! Your fruit killin` skills are remarkable."
@MrPoogly
@MrPoogly 9 лет назад
You should start a cooking channel. The prep would be the most exciting part :)
@MrPoogly
@MrPoogly 9 лет назад
LOL
@RistaMotorista
@RistaMotorista 9 лет назад
+Thomas Lee with the essence of gunpowder
@MrPoogly
@MrPoogly 9 лет назад
Josip Fabijančić-gamingkanal BAM!
@Plur307
@Plur307 9 лет назад
+Kenneth Wong What is the daily recommended nutritional intake of lead?
@Thunderkat65
@Thunderkat65 9 лет назад
+Kenneth Wong Veggie Prep by Hickok45.
@alexmoore1506
@alexmoore1506 9 лет назад
Lol some people talking like watermelons are somehow rare
@echo5890
@echo5890 9 лет назад
They are, I've only ever seen 2 right next to each other in the wild, this had to be fake, they were probably already dead.
@Zarrakon
@Zarrakon 9 лет назад
+Echo LMAO
@alexmoore1506
@alexmoore1506 9 лет назад
+Echo lol
@DaveSmith-cp5kj
@DaveSmith-cp5kj 9 лет назад
+Cooking With Cows For premium melons. There is a lot of "limited" premium stuff in Japan.
@Unaltered.
@Unaltered. 7 лет назад
No, but they're delicious
@riddirahman2346
@riddirahman2346 7 месяцев назад
Let’s just appreciate how he’s burying that recoil 😢
@cherrysurgeon6922
@cherrysurgeon6922 3 года назад
You instantly know the video is good when it's only seconds long
@sealessseadog2735
@sealessseadog2735 3 года назад
*"i came here looking for copper, and i found UZI"*
@shanthelashereycrisostomo2626
You should've gave those poor innocent children your Uzi now they will starve :[
@dziendobry6917
@dziendobry6917 3 года назад
This video change my life, now i feel my life is better Thanks
@rizzistry
@rizzistry 3 года назад
His hands are strong AF
@skullbeast0074
@skullbeast0074 3 года назад
U play pubg
@MAR19980
@MAR19980 3 года назад
no he just puts the best attachments
@rizzistry
@rizzistry 3 года назад
@@skullbeast0074 yes
@rizzistry
@rizzistry 3 года назад
@@MAR19980 maybe..
@XoticEli
@XoticEli Год назад
Bro can control the gun better than I’ve seen any else do it
@Gaurav-zq5jz
@Gaurav-zq5jz 6 лет назад
Uzi vs Nokia old phone
@ToastedFanArt
@ToastedFanArt 6 лет назад
OUR WORLD HINDI The bullets would just ricochet back at the shooter, very dangerous idea...
@randydnarmooreroom3363
@randydnarmooreroom3363 6 лет назад
OUR WORLD HINDI the bullets would break
@Gaurav-zq5jz
@Gaurav-zq5jz 6 лет назад
RandydnaR MoorerooM XD
@mzr.3620
@mzr.3620 6 лет назад
OUR WORLD HINDI The bullets Would Get Burst
@austin6127
@austin6127 5 лет назад
@Libertarian Zionist 😂🤣
@jerrythebaum4388
@jerrythebaum4388 2 года назад
Kids in Africa could have eaten those bullets.
@Zeex2k6.
@Zeex2k6. 3 года назад
Damn bro, he hold an Uzi using only a hand
@swaroopt5595
@swaroopt5595 3 года назад
RU-vid : " UZI vs Watermelons " 7million people : " yesssssssssss......... "
@dashboarder1177
@dashboarder1177 3 года назад
A moment of silence for the watermelons
@sridattareddy9651
@sridattareddy9651 3 года назад
I thought watermelons would survive
@kaffii
@kaffii 3 года назад
went from "everything is cake" to "everything is a watermelon"
@rngnodal9316
@rngnodal9316 3 года назад
"Your watermelon killing skills are still in tack."
@istaka1416
@istaka1416 3 года назад
This is why Zombie doesn't have gun
@mas5621
@mas5621 3 года назад
Cutting a Watermelon Google: Shows a Chinese man skillfully cutting a melon Bing: try this
@lymarromero895
@lymarromero895 3 года назад
"Wow, your fruit killing skills are remarkable! " -Gaz
@arpitsunny9506
@arpitsunny9506 3 года назад
RU-vid 7 years after video was posted: wanna see a watermelon get shot by an uzi multiple times? 7.1m people: interesting
@harshitraj5554
@harshitraj5554 3 года назад
Mirzapur dekh lo
@floridaman1911
@floridaman1911 3 года назад
Dang it I thought the watermelons were gonna win
@Velka-.-
@Velka-.- 3 года назад
Good introduction for an Uzi
@jesuskvistus929
@jesuskvistus929 3 года назад
What a waste, starving children could’ve eaten those bullets
@ohentg6610
@ohentg6610 3 года назад
Stop
@conner983
@conner983 3 года назад
Some ants on the ground: awwww yis
@amohogride3739
@amohogride3739 3 года назад
When the kids in the coco music video grows up:
@RockSolid448
@RockSolid448 3 года назад
Uzi vs watermelon. Watermelon:Not fair :-|
@seanlim222
@seanlim222 3 года назад
Honestly I was expecting the watermelon to explode much more than that given the firepower of the uzi...
@Averag_eGuy
@Averag_eGuy 3 года назад
I wanna see Marlon Webb's Reaction watching this video
@shijojoy5704
@shijojoy5704 3 года назад
I: Every shot hits my heart, this kills the soilders in the borders. He: no problem let us use it for smashing the melons.
@こだま-u5k
@こだま-u5k 3 года назад
UZI:Fatarity. watermelon:
@incognitomode834
@incognitomode834 3 года назад
This isn't fight.. It's an execution!
@aheagovulture267
@aheagovulture267 3 года назад
We got what the title said it'd provide, it's like a buy one get one free sale but it's a good day and you get two free instead
@crocraxker3
@crocraxker3 Год назад
- *¡Bien! ¡Tu habilidad para matar frutas es excepcional!* - *Nice! Your fruit killing skills are remarkable!*
@skyrain2881
@skyrain2881 8 месяцев назад
Entendí la referencia
@rohamtavakkoli7562
@rohamtavakkoli7562 3 года назад
Uzi: 5 Watermelon: 0
@wotblitz9432
@wotblitz9432 3 месяца назад
"Uzi your home task was problems about buying watermelons?"
@kme321
@kme321 3 года назад
Spoiler: The watermelon didn't stand a chance against an uzi.
@sulhunter4532
@sulhunter4532 3 года назад
Fruit ninja : russian version.
@iamthepersonwhoasked5639
@iamthepersonwhoasked5639 3 года назад
American*
@derkommissar4986
@derkommissar4986 6 лет назад
(insert PUBG joke about UZI's)
@minapradhan622
@minapradhan622 3 года назад
Watermelons be like :- My time has come
@davidkessinger6368
@davidkessinger6368 26 дней назад
"Sheeeee's an uzi lover....she owns a clock but she don't need it".....(I'm still trying to get Phil Collins to change the lyrics)
@prashantchauhan9613
@prashantchauhan9613 3 года назад
**ALL LEGENDARY VIDEOS ARE LESS THEN A MINUTE**
@blueaura4621
@blueaura4621 3 года назад
"When u dont know how to cut COMMON watermelons with A COMMON knife":
@drextush6518
@drextush6518 3 года назад
RU-vid se pone mas raro últimamente con las recomendaciones
@dev__004
@dev__004 3 года назад
Thats how fast my money goes.
@crimsoncloak6564
@crimsoncloak6564 3 года назад
The moral part of my brain is lamenting the food wastage; while the mad scientist part of my brain thinks there weren't enough melons.
@simon2183
@simon2183 6 лет назад
Good old RU-vid, no need to wait 15 minutes before we actually see the title of the video.
@busybanker935
@busybanker935 5 лет назад
Well said bro 👌
@rocky-vo9gn
@rocky-vo9gn 3 года назад
Ad too No
@umarkhaan8509
@umarkhaan8509 3 года назад
15s ad: am I a joke to u?
@DhirajKumar-gh2px
@DhirajKumar-gh2px 3 года назад
@@UmeshSagarOfficial No, u can Skip Umesh
@amanthakuraspirant
@amanthakuraspirant 3 года назад
Well said....
@AAvfx
@AAvfx 3 года назад
First person shooter games today are very realistic! 😳
@TypeKK
@TypeKK 3 года назад
16k graphics confirmed!!!!!??????
@bhargavam610
@bhargavam610 3 года назад
Lol this was 5 yrs ago
@saugatroy
@saugatroy 3 года назад
Think he got one of the Rtx 3090s
@aggressive9999
@aggressive9999 3 года назад
Hahahahaha
@SoHaM131
@SoHaM131 3 года назад
Lol today's fps games are way better than this
@TaydolfSwiftler
@TaydolfSwiftler 3 года назад
Title said "uzi vs watermelon" but didn't show the watermelon shooting back. smh
@Yash7-10-30
@Yash7-10-30 3 года назад
That 69 years got me lol
@AbhishekKumar-vx9ub
@AbhishekKumar-vx9ub 3 года назад
Not all fights in life are fair my man.
@toazethegecko
@toazethegecko 3 года назад
Why are you gae?
@samrajadurai3842
@samrajadurai3842 3 года назад
😂
@duozgamingtm6700
@duozgamingtm6700 3 года назад
I really thought its 69 years ago
@MVPerry
@MVPerry 3 года назад
How we felt playing fruit ninja back in the day
@miger69420
@miger69420 3 года назад
Yes
@shem7146
@shem7146 3 года назад
ahhh 2010s
@soap_gain
@soap_gain 3 года назад
Yes
@wowzers8810
@wowzers8810 3 года назад
This is promoting your channel 101 1: comment on other people's channels saying stuff like this if you're channel is dying
@moosegod3334
@moosegod3334 3 года назад
@@wowzers8810 daaang
@donaldtrumpselbow8142
@donaldtrumpselbow8142 3 года назад
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail, to an UZI, everything looks like a watermelon” Top ten greatest quotes of all time
@Zxiiozn
@Zxiiozn 3 года назад
RATATATATATATATAAAAaaa...
@Zxiiozn
@Zxiiozn 3 года назад
They're done
@ligyrophobia
@ligyrophobia 3 года назад
ахахахахах ходячий гвоздь
@PapSosID
@PapSosID 3 года назад
sounds like something Ahoy would say
@youtubeed12345
@youtubeed12345 3 года назад
No it’s not
@toaster9922
@toaster9922 3 года назад
“To a hammer, everything looks like a nail. To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon.” If I ever make a video game, the description of the Uzi will be that.
@cye2310
@cye2310 3 года назад
Descriptions: Watermelon- Best served smoking cold
@Lune_Eye
@Lune_Eye 3 года назад
Lol can u give me rights to use this😂
@RealNotGoldArc
@RealNotGoldArc 4 месяца назад
I'm gonna add an Uzi to my next game just for this
@oliverdyntar8101
@oliverdyntar8101 3 года назад
“how to open up a watermelon” Google: take a sharp knife and cut through the middle Bing:
@charlesmartiniii1405
@charlesmartiniii1405 3 года назад
Ya know these types of jokes were never funny to begin with
@oliverdyntar8101
@oliverdyntar8101 3 года назад
@@charlesmartiniii1405 I don’t recall asking for your opinion of the joke
@danieltran5588
@danieltran5588 3 года назад
@@charlesmartiniii1405 I bet you use bing lol
@charlesmartiniii1405
@charlesmartiniii1405 3 года назад
@@danieltran5588 haha I can't help it man. Its my default browser and I don't know how to change it. Everyone makes fun of me. Bing is now my only friend
@danieltran5588
@danieltran5588 3 года назад
@@charlesmartiniii1405 lol. Idk if you serious or not, but just use bing to search for the google chrome download.
@jovenvillano8305
@jovenvillano8305 3 года назад
This is unfair, there are children in africa who cannot buy an uzi
@achilleasghicas697
@achilleasghicas697 3 года назад
that’s a good one 😂
@commanderwalnut3846
@commanderwalnut3846 3 года назад
And adults in california
@sanambirk9819
@sanambirk9819 3 года назад
@@commanderwalnut3846 dude dude you just roasted an entire state lol.
@sanambirk9819
@sanambirk9819 3 года назад
@@commanderwalnut3846 probably best for them since they elected Nancy Pelosi lol please don't hate me.
@vintages1864
@vintages1864 3 года назад
@@sanambirk9819 all of your guys pfp combined spells ass lol
@chandra00262
@chandra00262 3 года назад
Maths teacher : assume david has 60 watermelons Steve the kid who don't like maths: 0:06
@ayanrehman8693
@ayanrehman8693 3 года назад
No
@XpertZzz.oof-fee-soool
@XpertZzz.oof-fee-soool 3 года назад
😀😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sangeetadadarya6851
@sangeetadadarya6851 3 года назад
no
@rishabhbhatnagar9632
@rishabhbhatnagar9632 3 года назад
Super. Lol
@spysideways7824
@spysideways7824 3 года назад
😁👌
@asadawan6341
@asadawan6341 3 года назад
“Your fruit killing skills are remarkable” - gaz
@reje208
@reje208 3 года назад
Uzi the Watermelon. -Hickok45
@Derp12
@Derp12 3 года назад
Who tf is gaz
@syabilafif448
@syabilafif448 3 года назад
@@Derp12 in cod mw
@Derp12
@Derp12 3 года назад
@@syabilafif448 oh yeah the generic yearly army man first person shooter game. Why do people always reference it?
@asadawan6341
@asadawan6341 3 года назад
@@Derp12 if you played cod 4 modern war fare you will know
@multiestonian
@multiestonian 6 лет назад
Imagine having a nice walk in the woods, and then hearing this.
@ee-bu2wg
@ee-bu2wg 3 года назад
tere
@ClapsTweaks
@ClapsTweaks 3 года назад
run
@abiaj9096
@abiaj9096 3 года назад
I need an AWM
@garobatintali
@garobatintali 3 года назад
Vietnam flashback
@kirangeete9935
@kirangeete9935 3 года назад
Defence mode *ON*
@MicroChad
@MicroChad 3 года назад
How Uzi sounds in game: 🐀 How it actually sounds: 🐯+🦁+🔊+✈️+🌋+🌩
@cryptopadie7913
@cryptopadie7913 3 года назад
😂😂
@MicroChad
@MicroChad 3 года назад
@@cryptopadie7913 lol
@nuggets9591
@nuggets9591 3 года назад
and the recoil
@4Suspect
@4Suspect 3 года назад
fr
@wg8544
@wg8544 2 года назад
more like ✴️💥💥🔥💢⚡☀️💥💥💢🌪🌠✨
@glenmartamano7769
@glenmartamano7769 3 года назад
ABSOLUTELY FAKE,the watermelons didn't pull up their ak-47
@thememeguy_9892
@thememeguy_9892 3 года назад
Watermelons are paid actors
@hondacivicvtec9072
@hondacivicvtec9072 3 года назад
@@thememeguy_9892 😂😂😂❤️❤️
@jigglyjaggly5782
@jigglyjaggly5782 3 года назад
@@thememeguy_9892 hahaha
@amannahal6834
@amannahal6834 3 года назад
@@thememeguy_9892 ruined it with emojis
@glenmartamano7769
@glenmartamano7769 3 года назад
@Tân Võ nope
@thepriestofvaranasi
@thepriestofvaranasi 3 года назад
"How to cut a watermelon?" Google : Use a sharp Kitchen knife or Watermelon slicer. Bing :
@projectkepleren
@projectkepleren 3 года назад
wiki how:
@theannouncer5538
@theannouncer5538 3 года назад
Yahoo answers
@trafficcone7344
@trafficcone7344 3 года назад
The second page of google
@Funkytown-es5ik
@Funkytown-es5ik 3 года назад
Google's second page is bing when I searched on bing its same as google second page. we must sue google
@ghostereskikanal
@ghostereskikanal 3 года назад
bing sucks man top websites in bing are have viruses
@LilSerg2002
@LilSerg2002 3 года назад
Fruit ninja: American version
@llthll
@llthll 3 года назад
LMAO
@goofball1616
@goofball1616 3 года назад
More like Fruit patriot
@LilSerg2002
@LilSerg2002 3 года назад
@@goofball1616 Yeah this is American Big brain time
@champion8701
@champion8701 3 года назад
And Now I m wondering how will Russia's version look like-)
@LilSerg2002
@LilSerg2002 3 года назад
@@champion8701 probably vodka ninja?
@M_Sakura
@M_Sakura 3 года назад
"9mm doesn't do that much damage." 9mm:
@M_Sakura
@M_Sakura 3 года назад
@CryptoMillennial I mean yeah but I think people act like it's way weaker than it actually is.
@saravansivap
@saravansivap 3 года назад
9mm bullet is fast
@saravansivap
@saravansivap 3 года назад
Short range very powerful
@StankFrengus
@StankFrengus 2 года назад
@Liebesträume ACKCHUALLY
@Thesavagesouls
@Thesavagesouls 5 месяцев назад
It is weak when you need to shoot anything other than soft target under 100 meters.
@ghostlygaming6388
@ghostlygaming6388 3 года назад
How to cut watermelons? Google: use knife and cut watermelon carefully. Bing:
@ayushks1174
@ayushks1174 3 года назад
What is bing
@ghostlygaming6388
@ghostlygaming6388 3 года назад
@@ayushks1174 google it
@armandguillen6149
@armandguillen6149 3 года назад
Hahahaha
@KidnapT
@KidnapT 3 года назад
@@ghostlygaming6388 Internet explorers
@Dragilav1
@Dragilav1 3 года назад
@@ghostlygaming6388 lol
@dfwguy03
@dfwguy03 3 года назад
Lesson learned: Don’t t bring watermelons to a gun fight!
@Thereisalwaysmore
@Thereisalwaysmore 3 года назад
Lol
@jvasava3
@jvasava3 3 года назад
or always bring a gun to watermelon fights
@Lily-gz3ip
@Lily-gz3ip 3 года назад
bring a knife 👍
@andrewpolakaus
@andrewpolakaus 3 года назад
This only applies to small quantities of watermelons If you bring an offensive amount, you could gain the upper hand.
@doctorditex6663
@doctorditex6663 3 года назад
LOL AT THE FIRST PLACE WHY WOULD YOU BRING A WATERMELON TO A GUN FIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@JohnDoe-uf3lj
@JohnDoe-uf3lj 3 года назад
He didn’t waste food, he’s just blasting it into tiny pieces so it’s easier for the woodland creatures to eat!
@mcmets7815
@mcmets7815 3 года назад
Exactly
@jaxsonwells6515
@jaxsonwells6515 3 года назад
That.... makes sense actually
@ok-eb5ly
@ok-eb5ly 3 года назад
They cant eat it because they are already dead from the shots
@andyhaldeman5304
@andyhaldeman5304 3 года назад
John *Doe*
@pendium998
@pendium998 3 года назад
woodland creatures? you mean eldritch horror monsters of the deep? right?
@quinogonzo3090
@quinogonzo3090 3 года назад
“a true soldier stops at nothing to rid himself of watermelons.” -Sun Tzu
@HeyGeesh
@HeyGeesh 6 лет назад
Winner winner watermelon dinner.
@MultiplayerGameplays
@MultiplayerGameplays 6 лет назад
Geesh lol
@devisdevisa3790
@devisdevisa3790 5 лет назад
hahahahahahaah
@weasleyk.3718
@weasleyk.3718 5 лет назад
LOL
@muthusop5081
@muthusop5081 3 года назад
2 years back...you played pubg.?
@theodarantonyshorts6225
@theodarantonyshorts6225 3 года назад
I'm 300th LIKE👍
@edgeygaming9831
@edgeygaming9831 3 года назад
This dude is the man for showing us without giving us 20 minutes of context.
@thecomedypilot5894
@thecomedypilot5894 3 года назад
Most youtuber s be like “HEY GUYS wzzup todai wer gona shoot some watermelons but first let me talk about my personal life for 20 minutes
@mohamedabdi4519
@mohamedabdi4519 3 года назад
@@thecomedypilot5894 صدقت ورب الكعبة
@thecomedypilot5894
@thecomedypilot5894 3 года назад
@@mohamedabdi4519 حسنا لول
@blackdubs5403
@blackdubs5403 3 года назад
@@thecomedypilot5894 but first lets talk about who is sponsoring this video, this time Raid Shadow legends its with us, play with tons of champions and..
@AzureTank776
@AzureTank776 3 года назад
@@blackdubs5403 Why is it always Raid Shadow Legends tho?
@Aureliuv
@Aureliuv 3 года назад
“All legendary videos are under a min” -Albert Einstein
@nanda_8
@nanda_8 3 года назад
E=mc^2 left the chat
@ChilloutLibrary
@ChilloutLibrary 3 года назад
@@nanda_8 loll
@user-om1wm8gr4d
@user-om1wm8gr4d 3 года назад
@Max Smith no but he did have a sense of humour which you seem to lack
@Lautaro4708
@Lautaro4708 3 года назад
The Best RU-vidr Ever :D
@God-sz4pf
@God-sz4pf 3 года назад
"These mf's keep quoting me " -Albert Einstein
@TimeHandler
@TimeHandler 3 года назад
"To an Uzi, everything looks like a watermelon." - Rambo
@sexyshrek7177
@sexyshrek7177 3 года назад
Nice loved rocky more tho
@weirdo3402
@weirdo3402 3 года назад
Rambo, Rocky, they're unbeatable lol
@Red-32
@Red-32 3 года назад
I will get someone to report this video as racist
@kindtheking9349
@kindtheking9349 3 года назад
@Risyad XMI imo the correct way to say it is "an uzi", no real reason expect for the fact it just feels like the correct way
@martinlopez2816
@martinlopez2816 3 года назад
@@sexyshrek7177 Nah Rambo is better to me because of how sickening and ugly he does the bad guys 😝👌👊
@blaccsheep2543
@blaccsheep2543 3 года назад
Girlfriend: He's probably texting other girls right now... Boyfriend: *Uzi VS Watermelons*
@lemcc3954
@lemcc3954 3 года назад
same but boyfriend and boyfriend
@danibenitez3392
@danibenitez3392 3 года назад
Lmao
@alepazzo1559
@alepazzo1559 3 года назад
@@lemcc3954 stfu gay lord
@wildmonkeymc2380
@wildmonkeymc2380 3 года назад
This meme is dead
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