Vaccine Game Show Cold Open - SNL 

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She is fu***ng amazing!

@Andrew Man111 dang you really had to do that. 😭✋

@Andrew Man111 if someone wasn't gonna say it, I was gonna 😅🤣

Who's Kate? Who did She play..

Gerrymandering and mass fake news has turned too many into freaks who elect freaks. G.I.G.O.

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Well said fellow traveler!

@@triggahappyjoe ☝️☝️☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥

That is exactly what I was thinking about Covid. Anybody want to watch a thriller movie about a pandemic as their Saturday night entertainment... especially just after watching the news?

Omg

Accurate af

@@tomlent4626 hmm idk what that's about

Spokane man, I was called Colfax for a bit. Yes the one that you get a ticket from when you go to a game at Washington State University.

Also quite American is thinking that extending equality to a marginalized group means that somehow your own equality is diminished.

facts! team of ME attitude all around. smh.

Cabbage patch dolls, gameboys , vaccine s anyone !

@@triggahappyjoe ☝️🔥 Johnny X 100 is fire

Best line of the skit and got the least laughs. LOL

I still don't understand how to make an appt...

except each time you also have to re-enter all your information to determine eligibility...at least in MD

@@Leikhani I think every state; unbelievably difficult

@@petescafidi I am guessing it was the delivery

@DrJamal Jackson you're not a doctor

@DrJamal Jackson Because your chance of getting it is way way smaller for nearly no downside

But Kate's voice doesn't go gravelly when she's playing Justin Bieber. Oh, wait, you said male roles. Nevermind.

Cecily is from Illinois, so...

Aidy’s impersonation, the outfit, hair and makeup is all just so freaking funny and disturbing at the same time 🤣😂 I love it lol

She looks just like him 😂😂

But the high voice ruins it.

@@timthaloff4363 But does it? After his dramatics last weekend?

@@Beckola11 Yes. The female voice ruins it.

Me too !!

Hopefully he doesn't get #metoo as well

@@SilverFang95 Me too.

@@RobinaB530 Me too

WTF happened with his makeup?

It's his pierced nipples. Google it. You'll wish you could un-see it.

Teachers are essential worker though if they are forced to go to school

Yeah, teachers are getting stiffed.

Yes!! That would’ve been great

@@koleyw932 depends on the state. In Ohio all have been offered their 1st shot by now🤷🏻‍♀️

@@ShivamInamdar teachers aren't doing in school teaching. I'm saying this as my sons teacher has the audacity to send me an email that my second grader is behind on her curriculum because I'm taking care of COVID-19 patients & doing her job🤣 I will never have an ounce of respect for thier lazy good for nothing selves

Brad Pitt did portray him last season though.

@@ballabogan I know! But Kate is just amazing in portraying people. 😁

I thought Brad Pitt was better

Kate is cooler thank Brad Pitt! 😎

@@jettsoma She truly is.

🤣

Which, in fairness, is true of the actual Ted Cruz.

@@BenInSeattle 😂

Hahahaha that's good attention to detail

Yes but she's drinking an Oberon, that's a Summer beer, she should be drinking Two Hearted.

@Jo Poel. She sent a whole case last time😂😂😂😂

I hope she calls her out on "Go Wolverines" too, but she's a Spartan, so probably not

@cOnSeRvATiVeS R FaSciST no, their just making sure her husband get a boat slip 🤣

Pete has been on fire this season.

Half of me thinks he's so good at doing that impression because that's basically who he'll be in 40 years...

Not sure if "impressionist" is the right word, chief

Pete's a gem

Thank God we got ur approval

I don't think so, he looks busy

Love it!

shes so amazing as him

They had to get the Cancun stuff in, his CPAC speech was so cringe.

@@johnsmithe4656 dont use your narcissism to disenfranchise someones achievement. Ted had his first stand-up special and millions of people saw him do the most important thing-have fun. Keep it up kid. Hopefully you will be doing it full time in a year or 2.

@@alexanderbarnett4948 ROFLOL!! Hilarious. :)

@Andrew Man111 Agree! And fuck all the other months, because they are even more racist.

@Andrew Man111 It is racist to limit black history to one month.

@@thomasreaves588 Also racist to expect special consideration on the basis of race.

@Andrew Man111 Agreed. Black History is AMERICAN History.

@@jeffreyboyd2758 Thank you for describing the white supremacist entitlement.

This aged like fine milk.

I read your comment b4 watching the clip and was under assumption you were advertising your nasty videos on the internet. Im glad i was wrong.

@@zaybali oh snap! Clever come-back (or #cumback !?☕🐸)

You have to go through three web site so when you do finally get there they are gone.

Especially with the Fauci accent!

Too bad it wasn't a tote bag , because I already have the AARP visor to ! Why do they think old people need more clutter on the hoard ,they are planning on leaving their kids !

@@blazefairchild465 Oh so many tote bags! Then I put the other junk inside of them.

I want a Pfizer Visor so that I can use it as my vaccine certificate.

me tooo!!!

I'm so glad I left the pharmacy six months before this came along!

It has been INSANE! OMG! 🤯

That last guy making an online appointment literally made me do a spit take! 🤣😂🤣😂

My mom's been calling everywhere trying to get an appointment and I asked her if she had gone to the appointment web site and she said she didn't even know there was one. I am the "young person" in her scenario, I guess. Lol.

@@kellycampbell5618 Oh Kelly I am so sorry. This has all been a huge B.S. eff up that started in October 2019 for my state. The "person in charge" knew then. As a healthcare professional this disgusts me as WHO has been working on a vaccine since Jan 2020. YUP *Jan 2020* But, as we know... our country was removed from WHO. As my late father would say, "Fuck a Duck!"

*always very unfunny." Fixed it for you.

@@ladyironvenus1539 not really, she overacts a lot, she is not spontaneous no more. I used to like her, but lately is like 😒 meh... just not funny

She ain't that funny

@@carlplz00001 I'll

@DrJamal Jackson why do you keep copying and pasting the same comment? You look like a fool.

And with the 24-pack of hot dogs, we can finally have a summer again!

@@drboze6781 you know where it’s at 👀

@@seant874, maybe you should think about relocating to where I live because I'm due to get my first dose of the vaccine on Tuesday, 2nd March. When it comes to this sketch I'd beat all of these 'contestants' because I'm only 67 ( creak, creak! ) and a smoker and managed to sort out my appointment both through text messages and online at my local G.P. office without any problems. Of course I don't live in the U.S. but in England and all of these services including the vaccines themselves are provided to the entire U.K. population free of charge. I even managed to test myself at home just a few weeks ago free of charge and the test results came back negative.

@@Phil_A_O_Fish I’m lucky. I’m still very young, but I lucked into an essential worker job about 7 months ago so I’m covered as well. Should be a couple more weeks and then I’ll get shot 1

Good for you, @@seant874, and good luck with both your work and your health. I forgot to mention in my earlier comment that this upcoming first dose of the vaccine is the second appointment that I've had to make and I should've received it last Wednesday, the 24th February, but had to reschedule it because of unforeseen circumstances and I had to stay at home throughout the entire day. By the way, if you ever see any of us Brits referring to our local G.P.'s then it means that we're referring to our local General Practitioners, i.e. our doctors, who we all choose to have and they're not selected by anyone other than ourselves - most especially not by any Government or our N.H.S. here in the U.K. or private medical insurance companies that we happen to be with as is obviously the case in the U.S., isn't it? More often than not the only time that we change G.P. is when we move to a new address and can't be arsed to travel - personally speaking I've been with my G.P. since I moved to my current address in early 2016 and I've only ever met her once. The reason for this is because she has a lot of patients which makes it almost impossible for me to see her when I choose to....if she's not available then I have the option of seeing one of her many partners or locum G.P.'s who are equally as qualified and professional as she is. :-)

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣noted, that's not part of the pre-existing condition but I understand it should be noted🤣🤣🤣,

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well ... i think some improvement could be made. that on dr. fauci seems 2 b a ellen degenerate 2 me

kate is biased in her political stance and it shows strongly in her acting.......she will not go far......

@@brittanye5399 she better learn how those 1970's comics toed the line

@@brittanye5399 what?? Are you saying if someone has a political stance they can’t act? Please explain

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@@triggahappyjoe I clicked the link. Was not disappointed

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Actually, you have to keep yourself from believing everything you hear on SNL! Think for yourself.

It is bad but it is getting better. Also, most of these situations are pretty rare (other than grandpa having computer issues). The fact that they have a working vaccine up and working within a year is pretty mind blowing.

LMAO😅😅

I mean considering their garbage buffering and latency, this person is bad at their job.

@@jedinxf7 "...Allegedly, from what I hear anyway."

@@Aeronor2001 naturally. no simps here, nosiree. or something

well, with physical limitations she is, for now.

The same way Cecily is so criminally underrated, in general.

Expecting older folks to make their way through the maze of vaccine sign-up websites is just cruel.

Feel for you and your Dad. Same thing with my 90 year old Mother.

The health system I work for has set up a phone number for people to call to get help registering if they can't go online for any reason. Check to see if your provider has a vaccine appointment registration phone number, too.

@@grapatin great idea, this should be a matter of course for all health care systems!

@@xxx-il9dv I completely agree. It's not hard to establish if you can find people to field the calls.

Yeah they nailed it

I was wondering how she got that bottle of oberon? I went to two stores yesterday and both of them were out and said they won't get them back for a while.

Hey SNL, it's Two Hearted Ale, not Oberon. Oberon is out of season right now, so the bottle she had was most likely last year's batch.

Photoshopped label over a bottle of bud light 💉

Whitney sent her a box 6 months back. Y'all complaining it's not 2 hearted just cry about everything in life

No lie detected

@DrJamal Jackson Calling it "Chinese Covid" is the clearest indication that you are not any kind of doctor but rather a Russian troll. Go back to playing Minecraft, troll. We don't want you here.

shouldn’t be a competition

It wasn't straight. 😉

Nothing more American than feeling good about watching your neighbors die

Is this how SNL viewers really feel? That's fucking morbid, people! Wake up!

@@frankmanning3815 this fine country has always been a bootstraps country. RIP you pos Reagan.

Yeah I'm going to disagree with that one. I'm one of the smokers NJ is allowing to get it, but I'm waiting. I don't feel right getting it before there are others that have conditions beyond their control.

@@PeterEhik It's the American way. Now we have social media to broadcast our psychopathic tendencies for likes and clout.

😭😭😭😭

I had a CVS employee tell me as he handed me the long receipt, here’s a free scarf🤪😂

How does Kate not know that?

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Hahahahaha!!😂😂

Yeah, i'm beginning to wonder what's Ted Cruz real gender.

Hilarious. At least her reputation is still important

She could put a piece of tape over the camera

My dad is 78 and he saw that Netflix doc about how Facebook monitors your activity and he was like “oh hell no” 🤣 lol

Lol. I'm 66 and it's very strange how A.I. has gotten more sneaky lately. My phone sent me an ad for a cozy serapi sweater similar to the one I wore to bed last night. That 88-year-old is better off staying out of the "worldwide web." 🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸

@@i.m.7710 it is definitely creepy, you are right! I hate seeing ads about something I just talked about 😱😩😅 lol. I do wish smartphones weren’t so invasive sometimes

She's something alright.......not sure if I would use the word gem. Pebble maybe. Sand....even.

I remember when my family's GP was a smoker, right up until his heart attack. He outlived my dad, who was also a life-long smoker. Cigarettes didn't kill him until the last day of his life, heh.

@@drboze6781 Some people can do that, it's wild, well, genetic, but you know

@@drboze6781 , I remember many years ago going to visit my local G.P. in Hulme, Manchester, England and he was sat at his desk smoking a cigarette prior to checking me over and giving me my prescriptions. It was something akin to me entering an alternative universe and it also reminded me of that very old saying of ' Physician heal thyself '. The only thing that really surprised me about that particular appointment was that he knew that I too was a smoker and that he didn't offer me one of his ciggies prior to me leaving his office. He retired some years afterwards and I doubt very much if he stopped smoking even after his retirement.

I honestly love the fact that they make sure that the Trumpists are gender bent whenever possible. I remember reading/hearing some where that makes them more pissed than being parodied.

@@Celebriel82 Yeah I can definitely believe that haha

Im sure cruz dont care just like all of congress. They all getting paid. Im sure you care more tim 😀

@@carlossolorio3419 Have you... read their tweets? You might think they're above it all if you haven't, but they are petty, self-important narcissists.

@@Demmrir they all clowns. McConnell & pelosi are super rich bff's

I'm guessing she's amazing in person, warm and friendly with that big smile. Right?

@@ElizabethT45 right! She was super nice

@@quincyhethey6220 she’s not very nice to the people in nursing homes

@@goblue193 how do you know?

@@quincyhethey6220 she did the same thing Cuomo did

One of the few original lines, most of the rest was a reenactment.

I have a huge concern with this. The only reason my mom got it was my hard work. Too many seniors don’t have that option

yes same. my parents got it only bc i made them an account, picked a day for them and drove them 40 minutes PLUS navigated a huge medical center for them. they don’t drive on the highway and don’t speak english or use technology. many people fit that boat.

Hey, of you you are you have to fight the system. In WA, each day at 2 PM, links go live, any even then by the time, you select any that claims to have has open slots the are gone at the site providing them. It is a total disaster! Most places are open 1 or 2 days a week since they run out of that week supply that quickly. They just opened a J&J site. It filled immediately.

There some people can not read

Many 75 y.o. and above are just not that computer savvy. Fortunately now in Florida it is pretty easy to go online at Publix.com and Walmart and book an appointment. The Publix at Federal and Oakland Park Blvd gives you choice of all three! In the Orlando area, recently there has been a glut of the vaccine.

The affirmative action hire 🙄

@Madame Defarge he is one of the better performers, so you can see how your post is moot

@@KamalasNotLikeUs Seriously, how can you be a fan of SNL and not understand how affirmative action works?

He is not a good SNL cast member. He plays the same character over...and over...and over...and over again. The same cringey, awkward, effeminate character. Literally.

Highly recommend getting them electronically via email. You can send all the offers directly to your account from the email too. Life changing

their

Oh my God, yes. And I usually go to CVS to pick up my meds and maybe a drink or a snack.

@@KamalasNotLikeUs thanks

Only when you buy a lot of Chex Mix, Vodka and So much Plan B.

She makes him look even more sweaty and awkward somehow, it’s perfect 🤣😂

And it kinda wasn’t.

@@zazzyz4558 no it kinda was

@@zazzyz4558 I laughed hard ...😂😂😂

I thought it was funny,

We have the receipts.. and they’re long 😂😂

Thought it was disgusting how they joked about the elderly who were basically murdered with the help of Cuomo.

Check out my Cuomo comedy spoof On page 😂

She’s gorgeous

Being from Chicago helps. She always nails it with the Midwestern accents and I think that's why.

And the fact that they actually gave her Oberon to drink makes it even better😂

I really hope I don't sound like that.

@@Kinikia95 Right? I'm from Toledo and people have said I have an accent, but I think I'm just pronouncing words properly. 😂

Well everyone over 65 maybe everyone under is on a cell phone and taken salfies lol

Yes,there some people can't see and read

Who actually is that? It looks and sounds a lot like Dana Carvey, but it can't be, he's like 50 or 60 years old by now.

I really don't know how she does genuinely the best impression of pretty much everyone. At first I was sad that Brad Pitt wasn't back as Fauci, but honestly she's just as good.

No, don’t stop! EVER! 😆

@@SRosenberg203 why stop you trump supporter

_"She's gonna be so talented, you may even get tired of her being so talented, and you'll say 'Please, please, it's too much talent. We can't take it any more. Ms McKinnon, it's too much,' and she'll say 'No it isn't. I have to keep being talented. I have to be talented some more.' She's gonna be talented some more. She's gonna be talented so much."_

I liked her in Ghostbusters as well.

Or person with a dog

Or fly over country people.

And she’s soooo great at it!

And if it's not, it should be.

@@cb-gz1vl Like Cathy Anne (that trailer trash woman who can never light her cigarette, but is surprisingly smart about America's political and social issues).

😂 check out my Cuomo spoof skit

We all do. We all do.

So does Mrs. Cruz.

@@darwinhaditbackward5899 HAHA

@@BarrySmithviolin what you aren't happy with Kyrsten Sinema and Mark Kelly?

I vote for that!

Sounds just like him

They actually stopped people or force them to go when they did not want to, same for going back. You are their slave, not a patient. They are death prisons.

Aidy was a great Ted Cruz. My stomach can tolerate her. The real Cruz, not so much.

Newsom's voice needs to be a little more raspier.

They had to come up with something, they lost all their material when Trump went away.

I found it ironic that Cuomo, who's helped kill tens of thousands of old people and harassed a bunch of women, got far more applause than Ted Cruz who's latest infraction is simply going on an airplane....

only thing missing more dark circles / bags under his eyes

@@mrwascallyt9865 😅

@@mrwascallyt9865 yes! The eyes did not look gaunt enough! Andrew Cuomo looks like Chris if Chris was slowly melting away like the Nazi's did in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

I like the long receipt joke, too. Those cvs receipts are ridiculous!

@@KMx108 the long receipts have the coupons which are very useful though!

If you say, I am glad I can not confirm it.

Okey

Gjffuotr

The only governor that makes the proud boys quiver in fear.

They didn’t even get close to her. Her female gender made people have so much empathy. Anyone in public service including lawyers have issues with the crazy.

@@lynnryczek6542 b.s . they did surveillance on their vacation property, set up plans for pipe bomb distraction. Twenty years will cool their jets.

Same where I live, but the media won't say it. "Journalists" were given priority so they wouldn't criticize the roll out. Our governor already had and recovered from the virus. He's not old. Yet, he was still first in line. To show people it wasn't harmful of course. SMH

Specifically, she was drinking an Oberon, a seasonal favorite in Michigan, but yes, Flint is still a huge issue.

Justice for Flint.

She a piece of garbage gov....I'm still trying 50 to 60 times a day to get thru to unemployment, they now have appointments, which nobody can get because they are 24/7 full

@@breakingames7772 Not her fault.

My 76 year old father in Florida still hasn't been able to get an appointment. It's ridiculous.

@@nathanc6204 Nah, it's Florida. Do hope he can get the vaccine soon.

Good ear!

I was just about to write this!!

@DrJamal Jackson "Chinese Covid"

Dude - no one cares about U of M outside of Michigan. Like really. They don't. So why would they waste the time researching something so silly? Be well and be glad that they did research Bell's Oberon! Right on for Larry! (Because Kalamazoo has always been cooler than Ann Arbor anyway...)

because no one cares

You must be a CCP troll. Chinese nationals are the only group to benefit from Newsome’s “leadership.”

You're clearly not a business owner in california

@@janetownley Nah if she isn't being careful then she deserves to get it

@@janetownley They have early morning elderly ONLY hours.

Josh Meyers (Seth's brother) nailed Newsom's voice. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-h6iX71VsrGw.html ...and hair.

I don't believe you're Californian. there were no driving directions in your comment

@@jedinxf7 That's done in Southern California. Newsom is from San Francisco, Northern California.

Oakland CA for me 🙂😁

@@RaymondHng lol yeah, I know. I just love that sketch. there'll always be a space for it in my heart, even on alternate side parking days.