Second Impeachment Trial Cold Open - SNL 

i thought it was tucker doing an impression of a dog hearing a dog whistle.

@@oldrrocr I thought he had just eaten a spoonful of mayonnaise right out of the jar.

I thought he was trying to fog up a window with his breath

Tucker Carlson, before he rebranded himself for Fox, was actually on CNN for years, so all you have to do was watch some old episodes of Crossfire to get the cadence

@@time391 that's just gotta be proof that there's some weird conspiracy going on for someone to be able to swap teams like that. How can you go from "and sadly an unarmed black man was gunned down by police" to....the fear mongering and hate peddling and race baiting that he's doing now?? I'm really glad you told me that....it raises a lot of questions about his moral compass if it can .....shift so dramatically??

@@fightclub6291 He can join the club of all the other shapeshifters: Nikki Haley, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, et al.

just needs to get the constipated look on his face to make it perfect.

@@fightclub6291 Honestly, I just think of it as simply "Americans have short memories". People will say anything to get attention, youtube/twitter/facebook are the best proof of that concept, and the more extreme you are, the more attention you get. Who doesn't want fame, which brings power and money. Americans by in large are desperate for leadership, desperate for someone to be their "true north", when everything is crap. Evangelicals like Falwell are hypocrites committing adultery on their believers dimes, Catholic priest have an insatiable appetite for little boys, celebrities do messed up stuff across the board. In that kind of environment, charlatans and demagogues can rise to be lords of their domains or like Trump, become almost kings/dictators where they can do no wrong. So why wouldn't someone like Tucker Carlson re-brand himself, there's a someone willing to give him attention/power/money for it.

I agree with you 100%

I couldn't agree! Not only is she not funny, but the people she hurts the most are the ones like you who have your hearts and minds filled with the seeds of hatred she sows! Badoom- chhhh!! 🤣

@@Rick-the-Swift Failed!

@@janicepeaches4875 Was it the delivery or the approach?? I personally thought the irony was on point.

@@Rick-the-Swift You're welcome to your opinion, just like I am. Don't like her? Don't watch her.

that one laugh is what brings my will to live back

I went back just to listen on repeat 😂

Picture it's Mickey Mouse and you won't get it out of your head hahaha

SNL hasn't been funny for a long time

Ikr💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

"hilarious" is a stretch.

so appropriate 🤣

The Ted Cruz impersonation was weak. Maybe they can find a funny dude that can do it better.

🤔

Agree 😄😄😝😝😄😄😄😂😂😂😜😜😂😂😂😀😭

👍👍👍💯💯💯

Yeah... Moscow Vlad McConnell IS BRILLIANT! 😂

6:00

no they aren't

killeing that’s how I knew he was being impersonated

That should be the new motto for the GOP.

Yeah that rang true!

all this is doing is confirming that Donald Trump's little legal get togethe... they're all idiots!😀

What we all think everytime they do it, put into words perfectly

Maybe cuz they got dumb names.

Just what i was thinkin

It was perfect

It's hard to sound like a douche nozzle and he nailed it.

Including the” baby seeing a balloon for the first time “ gaze.

Yes absolutely

Sounds exactly like him. I only read through the comments to see if I was the only one who thought so.

Heck even with my eyes open. That hair is spot on

Lol! Peace!

@@redteamer637 LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE 😭😭😭😭 JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!! 😭😭

….and when the real Carlson is talking, everybody needs to close their ears 😂

That was everything

This bit was so on point that I really couldn't laugh. It is so sad that those given the most responsibility in our nation were so irresponsible.

hot dang i missed it. better watch it again

@Nikki E. I think it was more of a joke on Fox News refusing to accept reality. But it’s also possible that it was just a mistake and the actor was so used to saying “majority leader McConnell” he just slipped up.

idk, that phantom menace joke was pretty top notch

HAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT

You have quoted a line from the video.

He is doo

That's some shit right?

Omg he kills me!! So great!

V 7,7. 8u7 can also. B68u. 7x. 8 v

Not only the funniest women, she’s one of the funniest PEOPLE ever

I think its funny how women try to be funny. I'm not sexist either I just don't find women to be good comedians in general.

@@DevinsDen I agree but that's because ur probably listening to the wrong female comedians like Amy schumer but in this case she is funny

​@@camalex7782 Naw I tried with Sarah Silverman also. I dont like Kate cause she plays the same damn male politician character. Its always a politician. I dont find political satire funny anymore. Its old same bullshit.

There are some genuinely funny women out there. It's just that this new type of comedy really sucks and they get snuffed out by the so-called 'Woke' and unfunny comedy. For every Kate McKinnon, there's about a bazillion Amy Schumers. Sucks, because there are some really funny women out there that don't get the limelight they deserve and they don't have to make vagina jokes to be funny.

🤣 too slow

Bro I have seen 30 better impressions of tucker Carlson just on tiktok

@@ndenhalter salty sad sac

@@ndenhalter Not all of us are 12 years old

@@doctorthirteen5727 ay I’m just saying. Talent is talent, dayum.

not as much as that neck tho

And while you talk, my heart is suffering by your lack of compassion for others! When you wake up and start realizing the pain others are feeling, you will no longer laugh when they are made the butt of jokes. Badooom- chhhhh!!

At first I thought it was actually him😅

Resting Mitch Face. It's the worst.

Beck is so handsome but the similarity level here is unnerving even for a skit lolll

@@libby0512 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-oaYtFLGELB8.html Good Neighbor Stuff

@sun star im sorry. Is your translator available?

Very good impression, but nobody can replicate Tucker's "duh" look.

I wouldn’t go that far..is like a nice likeable non condescending version of Tucker...that guy is a mean disgraceful asshole

This was still tame compared to actual Tucker. The dumb overly dramatic faces he makes are worse than youtuber reaction thumbnails.

@@Bones_ He needs a shit!

Nick K Tucker likes to have his mouth slightly hanging open a lot too, as if in an eternal state of disbelief. The narrowing of the eyes to fake concern while creating a deep line between his eyes is another favorite Tucker pastime. Ingram prefers the fake smile with teeth slightly hanging out, then discontinuing the fake smile when it’s time to speak / lie.

Does it? Really? Funnier, I didn’t know it was funny at all, let alone funnier. That’s the problem with participation trophies, you don’t notice the best because every thing is in the mediocre wheel house.

@@nsaspybot8517 Found the Trump lover

@@sophiatroanska1432 gag

@@nsaspybot8517 i guess you don't know humor, do you

@@sophiatroanska1432 found the liberal who has a problem with somebody liking trump and not an old senile man

If you close your eyes you can't tell the difference.

Right?

I feel so sorry that he had to watch any of Tucker to nail his impression. No decent person with an IQ above 80 should have to bear such torture. I legitimately had trouble watching his impression!

The overgrown frat boi, who spreads fear porn is disgusting! But that is a great impression of Tucker and all his nonsense and outright ignorance.

No it ain't... If he played it COCKIER and more smug, then MAYBE.

He need to try too look dumber with that mouth-breathing look

His voice is perfect though amazing

@@agnesi8690 Yes the fake concern face lol

He did the voice perfectly

@@sgshumblecrumb6046 lol ya the human flytrap 😂

Yesssss

I dunno if you didn't look and heard the Tucker voice impression it'd be hard to discern too

That’s Lindsey Graham

Yes!

The Tucker Carlson impression for me. Even the voice and cadence is almost identical, if not perfect.

We wished.

I know 😂

@@Rhythmicons SO TRUE

That was great

@Cris Stanley

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The Tucker baby face was accurate.😂

It was decent. Seen better impressions on Tik Tok lol

Yeah the crowd didn’t appreciate it enough

Sounds just like him

@@anineh1551 seriously.... lol like a no brain, or, or, or an idiot if you will..

Let me contort my face to look like I’m thinking.

Don't Use The Lord's Name Like The Way You Have ...The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Shall Judge you...

That’s what I said. The real show really is like this. It doesn’t have the typical fox screaming it is much calmer that Ingram’s show and on the surface tries to look fair and balanced but once you listen closely it turns out to be sort of the same old same old.

LMFAOOOOOOO

I audibly gasped when Beck came on screen -scary accurate

Beck was more Mitch McConnell than Mitch McConnell is, even scarily so. :D

Legit thought that was him

Ever seen his hands? He looks like he is turning full reptile. www.thecut.com/2020/10/whats-going-on-with-mit

Me too

The guy has the intellectual ability and capacity of a turnip.

jane u hot

lol hellyeah it is, spot-on🎯

🤣🤣🤣 that impression was the bestttt of the sketch

McConnell said that the prosecution made their case. Then he voted to acquit because they didn’t try the case when Trump was in office. And the reason they didn’t try the case when Trump was in office was because he shut down the Senate.

yep makes no sense like his personality and career

Bipolar

@@jimbutler1189 Exactly.

@First Last for real some of these snl comment sections are weird af these days. Not about happy humor at all

And his confused thinking face lol

He has a for lack of better word squeekyness to it that i can't even recreate with my imagination let alone my voice

Not even close 😂

@@jacksonphillips7651 thumbs up for avatar

and facial expressions.

That's why he's titled himself: The Grim Reaper. He actually died 20 years ago & didn't tell anyone.

Wow, u really zinged him on that one. U should be an snl writer😐

Hm

Bug person, hive of wasps greasy and pasty, and whote

Suzy Q "Does the left spew nothing but hate for ideas that they don't agree with or do they make fun of ideas that aren't their own out of ignorances?" Yes.

@@Kingfisher1215 Absolutely! Both sides have flaws, but at the moment I'll choose to go left.

@@Kingfisher1215 ideas like racism and sexism? You sound like little more than a doll.

D M sexism and racism? You act as if I'm from Hollywood. The town that has promoted those things for years and continues to do so. And who did Sasha Obama intern with?? Oh that's right, Harvey Weinstein. And it's not as if Bill Clinton didn't spend time on Epstein island. But yes, those neo libs are real champions of women and minorities. And you are enablers. 😂

@@Kingfisher1215 ohhhhh you’re one of those. 🤪

TY. Glad it wasn't just me.

Especially the one after Lindsey said Trump was "coo". 😂

Omg same

Yeah, they should have moved him from the mic.

Ha ha HAAAAAA

"He died of covid and didn't even tell nobody." lmao

You're an idio. T

Why? Both will make you lose braincells... It's hard to decipher which is worse

@@cdvitunac core cct

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Exactly!!

Yeah, the laughs were sparse, partially because the audience can't be too big, but mostly because it's too real. I thought it was pretty good, though.

It's happened before.

Or you living in a tight bubble i.e. Truman show

I'm over here watching and don't really find the jokes funny. Like this is real life....

Didn't lose, GAVE.

@@elirien4264 his wife is probably relieved .

He lost his spine to him too.

Did he have any to lose/give 👀?

which is approximate since he's already previously taken his virginity.

This comment section toxic af lol

Right..wtf for real

Yea seriously 😳

That’s Lady G for ya

He said Trump let him into his world. Might have filmed it and now holding against him.

Or how his wife is?

And how Texas voters still voted for him

Is she though?

@@MisssKayy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Must be. Wait...let me Google her. 😆 🤣 😂

I can't believe biden down with camela after she called him a racist and said that she believed his sexual assault victims. Gotta love how weak the self hating whites have become just to appease those people.

McClownell: He's guilty as hell but we ain't gonna shit about it. That's your problem now. Get ready for more partisan rancor and pearl clutching from republiclowns as the lawsuits stack up. I'm convinced republicons get into government to destroy government.

Aidy Bryant is a a better looking Ted Cruz than Ted Cruz

I think she may have been to manly in the impression

pretty hilarious as far as I'm concerned.

but he is not a Dad, he would have to put his pipi in a lady for that and i don't think that's Lindsey thing.

It’s like when mr burns is getting booed and Smithers tells him no they are screaming boourns. 😂

@@mmmtsp HE HASN'T MET THAT SPECIAL LADY...YET.

its pretty good but there is a couple of guys on tiktok who are way better- too bad they dont look like him

Little too smart, too diverse use of vocabulary, no not-so-hidden racism or homophobic insults. Not as snide or WHINEY as the real Tucker is, other than that, spot on impression! The baby seeing a balloon face was hilarious!

TOO CLOSE !!!

I can close my eyes and never know the difference.

Right!? He did a good job imo 👍

Haha yeah it was a bit distracting.

Spot on 😂 I saw it as soon as I read your comment

That was literally the only thing I could think of for the whole thing

It's like he was trying to pull off Joaquin Phoenix's Joker laugh... Jesus Christ lmao.

Brilliant?

Agreed

Makes what work? Sounds nothing like Lindsey Graham or Hillary Clinton etc. Just really bad at impressions overall 😬

@@brian19711 She did get Lindseys accent down, yea Hillary she sounded nothing like. Tucker Carlson impression is nonexistent only thing he did was look worried like tucker does sounded nothing like him

wait this guy isn't Tucker?!

He's actually really good at this imitation.

Yes very good

Hell he’s better at being Tucker Carlson than Tucker Carlson

@Jay R I found the Ted Cruz to be funny. The gram, not so much

1. It’s not that good

He does Tucker Carlson's voice inflections perfectly.

@@bansheeofinisheerin I think he does a great impression of that overgrown, racist, frat boi Tucker!

He does a great impression of Tucker's "squinting eyes and expression" like he is confused or actually thinking..

@@donnydrumpf457 You snowflakes see racists in your soup, you're just unbelievable, Tucker Carlson may be a hack journalist but if you think he's a racist you've obviously never been around one. Look!!! On the roof of that building!!! It's a racist!!! Look!!! In that tree!!! It's a racist!!! Look!!! Standing there on the street corner!!! It's a racist!!! Look!!! All those people on TV!!! They're all racists!!!! Etc etc etc etc etc etc etc.... Give it a rest.

I’m glad you have a sense of humor. :)

@@MatthewChristianMurray lol right its like I have emotions just like everyone else.

Me too!

It wasn't?

Down evil

Down horrendous

Down despicable

I don't think so....she should be coming out for some dinner fairly soon?

I love her

It was a waste of taxpayer money.

The prosecution lied and photoshopped “evidence”

@@openyourmind333 ok poindexter

@@openyourmind333 wow what world do you live in. I saw it live wow you need help I suggest you call 911

@@openyourmind333 ur a waste of human existence

Ah,m haters gotta hate.

Yes, a turtle shell on his back would have topped this skit up there as one of nany greats.

His final form, lmao

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume.

Lol 😂

Hopefully that will happen in the future

😂💯

Snl doesn't make jokes. They get funny people to parrot DNC talking points.

Nothing is funnier than real. Thank God for SNL

😭😭😭

He's gearing up to audition for a later in life Orson Welles Biopic.

Grandpa Munster.

Mr. Haney from 'Green Acres.'

Alright, let's keep it clean. I want a good clean zinger match. Keep'em above the belt and hilarious.

I’m pretty sure Colbert said that!

😂💯

😂

😅Yeah, I thought that laugher was gonna be part of the bit.

@@angelotro lol same

That’s added....no one in the audience was really laughing. Normal for SNL.

My favorite kind of audience!

Probably a new york times reporter in the audience lol

“If I don’t say this a certain way we could all lose our jobs.”🏈

I agree, but only problem is the voters will have forgotten this by next election. See Kentucky and SC

I truly hate whiteclaws