So the next one that calls you and sounds somewhat capable, answer "Oh, yes. I'm so glad you called! This is already working. Your service has been remarkable! I'm already at the top of the Google listings. Thank you for your service, and I will renew the contract at the end of the (insert obscene amount of time -- like 9 years)". Let the poor sap chew on that a while.
I’ll go with “Call Steve Lehto immediately.” Or maybe “Call me when the Moon rises in the seventh house of Sagittarius and the wood lark croons upon the meadow.” and let them puzzle about it.
On top of that, this video came out _before_ he had reached 10,000 subscribers on his primary channel. I do remember this video over there, did not realise how much time had passed and remember commenting that Steve practises a specific specialty and should be able to command #1. How wrong I was; SEO is much harder than it appears, and whilst Lemon Law is most probably substantially easier than Personal Injury, it could not have been a walk in the park about 15 years ago when big money was finally being poured into SEO gimmickry.
I'm a web developer. SEO is part of what I do. I screw with these guys. Especially when it's someone contacting me through my personal blog which I have no intentions of ranking for anything.
Obscure your address so that the Web spiders do not pick it up. Do something like use JavaScript to fill it in from parts instead of it being static content. Spiders which see @. will feed the spammers.
And the operator says 40 cents more For the next three minutes Please, Mrs. Lehto, I just gotta talk to him I'll only keep him a while Please, Mrs. Lehto, I just wanna tell him goodbye