Velma DOUBLES DOWN As Season Ends! Episode 9 Review 

Velma Episode 9 review, (not sure why I said episode 7 at the start I only JUST noticed as I type). Luckily, I did upload the right video! This was one strange episode where Velma lies to pretend she's just as horrible a person as she always was. You'd think that would be easy but it turns out, she's got far worse over time and blamed it on everyone else. But with one episode left, who do you think is the killer? I say think because even though the finale episode is out, I'm assuming most people havn't seen it lmao. But as always, thanks for watching this one :)

The "I ran away for years and you got with another woman, how dare you" bit is driving me insane

Beats up people in the shower, dismisses her only friend's feelings, drove her mother away, manipulates everyone around her, admits to being good at lying...why exactly are we supposed to root for her, again?

If the next episode started with Norville caving Velma’s skull in with a brick, I don’t think I’d be able to stop celebrating.

So it sounds like her father moved on & made a better life for himself and his daughter. How is he “the worst”? Oh yeah I forgot, modern audiences, patriarchy & stuff

If Fred's dad is so rich why is he being sent to public school? I don't expect a valid answer, not for Velma.

I love how the baby looked angry when Velma claimed it was hers. Yet more evidence that this show doesn't believe it's own messaging.

Her mother is the equivalent of a deadbeat dad but gets lots of passes for her behavior. She is gaslighting and so is Velma. Blames the man even though she was an alcoholic? Walked out on her family? Like her father said Velma was an unwanted daughter by her mother and that gets casually skipped over. She doesn't get to complain in that situation. A plot point is invented so they have to be nice to her (keep her happy)even though she left a man to raise their daughter by himself yet he is made out to be a villain for moving on. They are essentially saying she gets to walk back into her old life and bitch about her husband not wanting to be with the slob that she is. Such reprehensible characters in this

Velma in Blu-Ray is the gift you get from Santa when he runs out of coal.

11:46 Can we just take a moment to appreciate how PISSED that baby is about Velma insinuating that she brought that kid into this world. Even the infant has had enough of her!

Mindy getting zapped and hitting the table is the only funny thing in this show so far.

Anyone else realize how even the baby is offended when Velma says "The Baby is Mine." XD that is the best thing to come out of this show hands down.

Im proud to say I didnt watch a single episode of velma , but I did watch every single disparu episode about it , thanks for bitting the bullet for us sir xD

Wait wait wait wait.... Norvil is black, becomes a dad and immediately leaves..... Bruh.

Idk why they're saying the dad cheated on her when she left. And she was gone for at least 2 years, which is long enough to declare legally dead.

I like how each episode is like 99% filler and 0.000000001% mystery.

Wait how the hell is the dad having an affair when she was believed to have left them for 2 years. He can't know where she is or in danger, or even alive. And if he can believe quite easily that she left, and likely looked for her for those two years...He eventually would move on. Most people have to or try to find someone new if they can, because the only other option is soul crushing searching for a ghost. And apparently Velma's mom lived in a crap shack, sooo they clearly weren't happy together.

Im confused. This whole time I thought Velma's mom was missing for at least a decade but they kept saying she's been gone for 2 years and Norville's voice mails date back to at least 2 years, and the first one is sorry your mom is gone

The funniest thing to me is in the second last episode. they pick up a diagram on how to extract brains but replace it in other people. And that's the mystery. Anyone who is kidnapped can at some point have been the killer, meaning that they have unwittingly had their minds removed and replaced with that of the killer, only to have their minds placed back in later and a foggy memory. Now the sketch was such a dead giveaway I feel that the artists put it in there as a middle finger to the writers.

So the whole point of those murders was to give Fred a new brain. Let's make a bullet point of everything that doesn't make sense with this plan. - If the point is to make Fred smarter why still the brains of teenage girls? The girls aren't some kind of geniuses, they're hot and by extension presumably dumb according to the show. Why not still the brain of some CEO? They clearly have connections with people like that. Is the joke supposed to be that anyone would be smarter than Fred? - If she has the ability to hypnotize people why doesn't she hypnotize Fred into being a perfect CEO? - If Fred's parents are so adamant about him inheriting the company and being a manly man why did they start just now? Shouldn't they have been preparing him since he was born? You know, making him go to a special school with extra classes, hiring private teachers, making him do extra activities like all kinds of sports, etc. Stereotypical rich kid stuff. Fred is very obedient and wants to do everything to please his parents. He can at least try. According to the show he totally changed after reading just one book on feminism. Make him read something useful! - Fred's mom better not pull this feminist bullshit. She killed innocent girls because she didn't raise her son properly. I bet the writers were patting themselves on the back. ''Everybody expects that the killer will be a white straight male but it is actually a white straight lady. Aren't we so subversive?'' - If people retain their memory even in a different body, how else would Fred be smarter, and that's what Fred's mom's comment to Velma alludes to, what's stopping whoever will be in Fred's body from telling the truth? The possibilities of rich white male privilege? - Why kill all these girls? Shouldn't she immediately make a switch as soon as she got the first brain? Or was she not satisfied with the brains she got and went on hunting until she finds the one she likes? In that case, she should've gotten to know the people before she murdered them for nothing and potentially incriminated herself. Held some competition or a test and attack the winner or something.

Your reviews are the best part of this show 👍

I thought it was over? Was them all dying in that cave nothing more than a good dream?

I'm confused. Wasn't one reason V's mother took off was that V caused her to stick a cigarette in her eye so her eye fell out all the time? Now she has two eyes?

That shot at Theodore Roosevelt was so weird. He was a progressive and was an advocate for civil rights.

So in conclusion: Velma fell off the bed many times as a baby, suffering severe brain damage, and this show is just the result of the damage finally ending up terminal, with the actual events of the show being her last neurons last journey before medical staff turns off her life support... That's probably not it, but a man can dream, right?

I never understood the 'high school popularity' things you see in teen-themed tv shows over and over. That wasn't really a thing in my school. Sure, there were little groups here and there, but sometimes I wonder if any of the people writing those scripts and storylines ever actually went to a public high school and didn't just read about it from someone else that's also never been to a public high school. Either that or the school I went to was just really laid back.

Brains in jars coming back to school isn't pointless, it's there to take a break from looking at Velma

Velma getting zapped and falling and “based economy!” are the best parts of the show. And the reviews.

That baby's face, throughout the entire episode, was all of us watching the entire episode...

Velma was hated by folks from so many countries and every demographic under the sun to the point that Mindy Kaling basically partakes in voluntary exile to Bollywood. I have a feeling they're not to happy about Velma neither and I hope she eventually gets the idea that she's mentally unwell. If she gets her psychological health in order... She could redeem herself. Something like saying "Sorry everyone. Turns out, I have several personality disorders. I'll try to move things into a more positive direction as my therapist helps me figure things out. Velma was a mistake made in a bad state of mind." Or something like that.

The look on that baby face is the first time I actually laughed at this show absolutely gold

I feel sorry for the parents of people that actually like this show.

"who do you think the serial killer is?" The writers, cus they killed our childhood

Okay. Hear me out. I have a head cannon so strong that it could shoot through reality. This being Velma's story told her way I will say these events are not happening how she is saying. The whole shaggy being a simp? Never happened. That's her thinking he wants her. Geegee? The hippy space alien from that movie telling him not to hang out with Velma but he won't leave her alone seeing as she is suffering from intense delusional episodes. Long story short...Velma is in a padded room

I would rather watch Scooby-Doo crap on my lawn for nine episodes then this garbage

Disparu is getting more snarky with every “Velma” episode, and I’m here for it! The finale review is going to be amazing

I'm calling Gigi gets her brain put into a dog and becomes scooby, thereby explaining (at least in the showrunners minds) Shaggy and Scooby's relationship

My wife looks forward to your reviews of this show every week. Entertainment gold good Sir! This show deserves every bit of scorn thrown at it. Cheers!

I love that our expectations for the reveal of the killer and their motives were *low* , but the show STILL managed to make it nonsensical and disappointing I mean, we see Fred's personality change completely after reading one book about feminism and that he will do *anything* to please his parents. So how about, instead of replacing his brain with that of one of the hot girls, having him read actual literature and ,ya know, being good parents that prepared him to take over the company sooner in life? Nah that would make too much sense.

The thropy wife thing reminded me of a quote from Frank Barone. "You're a trophy wife?? What contest in hell did i win?"

I'm at a point where I'm not shocked at the whole blame the Father thing because it's normal. What I am shocked at is that it's shocking for you my man. WHEN have you ever heard a woman admit that her leaving, her life getting terrible and then having realised her mistake, comes back and sees everyone has gotten on with their lives and they're happier, is HER fault? Of course they're going to blame everyone else, that's what happens when society infantilises an entire demographic of people from infancy to their deathbeds

I'm pretty sure the writers started with "insufferable" and worked their way backwards. I have to imagine that they decided on Mindy Kaling pretty quickly after that.

I hope "Based Economy" becomes a running gag on this channel

The scene where the guys at the table blocked Daphne uhh... I could actually see that happening nowadays with the way 304s like her try to set up dudes. We're at the point now where people won't even give CPR anymore for fear of getting sued for assault.

The Murderer is all the friends we made along the way. It makes about as much sense as the rest of the show.

"Mork and Mindy Kaling." OMG, dude I had a mouthful of tea when you dropped that shit and now I'm cleaning tea off my monitor 🤣🤣

Well, the killer has to be Velma cos shes been going around throwing everyone under the bus. But it really steps up when she realizes her mom survived, and people know, so she can't make her disappear before she remembers the truth.

The killer is clearly Disparu.

Honestly, the idea of Norville being the serial killer had been on my mind for a few episodes. Him killing off beautiful girls so there aren't any to make Velma ugly, since he was obsessed with her, that's what I was thinking. Anticipating your reaction to the finale!

Man it would be so funny if it was Velma. somehow the show goes back through everything she has done up to this point and shows it in a new light that shows all the things Velma has done is actually part of some crazy elaborate scheme to scare people out of town so she can mine the gold she found under the town.... you know like a episode of a extremely superior show. jokes aside I kinda wanted to watch this show just to see if it could somehow get better but I'm so glad I did not. thank you for your sacrifice Disparu.

the killer is Velma... of my brain cells

12 mins in: the baby looks mad at the notion of being Velma's spawn.

If there's an award for "most terrible character", Mindy will win it for decades to come.

I wish EFAP does a special on Velma like they did with She-Hulk and have Disparu there as the labrat who endured 10 episodes of Velma

Don't diss Teddy Roosevelt. He was a Progressive before the idea of Progressivism got hijacked by idiots.

What amazes me is that while she was gone for two years, they couldn't be expected to clean up the house.

‘If every hole is a goal…’ words I never expected from Disparu 😂😂😂

« rather than turning into Batman, she became Ozzy Osbourne » 😂

I am not even joking, your summaries of the episodes boil my blood, I don't even want to imagine what it is watching the full episodes yourself.

The killer is Scooby-Doo! 🤣🤣

That was an uncalled for shot at X-RAY girl and I approve lol

11:55 The baby looks pissed that Velma would claim to be its mother.

A perfect finale would be, "The serial killer... IS VELMA!"

11:51 The baby's face made me chuckle, not going to lie.

"The father" I think we are missing the fact the baby heard Velma claim ownership and is staring daggers. Seriously that child is looking at her like "What did you say b**?" A 1 year old that does not understand what the number 2 means doesn't even want to associate with Velma.

I have to admit, I got a few good chuckles out of the baby's face during your recap video

even the baby didn't like that idea 11:47

I was hoping he meant to say "Andrew Jackson"....but of course, Velma dashes hopes by instinct.

"Can't find a man with low enough standards" I mean, there's two in the main cast, since for some reason all the other "Scooby" characters want her for some dumbass reason.

I wouldn't be surprised if velma wasn't telling us something about her in the story. And that she was the actual serial killer and she was trying to put her brain in a jar to end her misery. 💀

Gunna have to go with.. old man Jenkins..

Mindy delivers every line like I deliver statements about stuff I like. So fast and filled with every detail that I forget to breathe.

Fred would be a really fun kid to have. Everyone else in this show is rancid... there's no fixing them. Fred, he's impressionable, moldable, and easily lead on. Super good kid, nevermind the money fetish... he's just rich... his parents taught him that. He'll grow out of it actually. Most do, unless they get famous.

Velma has been the killer the whole time. It's the only thing that makes sense. She hates hot girls, refuses to take responsibility for her actions, and is an awful, manipulative, selfish human being. I will accept no other outcomes.

You had some fantastic one-liners in this episode review! I think the serial killer is Scooby Doo. Or Fred’s dad.

I have to admit I chuckled at the sad Velma, happy dad and new wife; Happy Velma, sad dad and mom family pictures.

I'll never watch Velma, but I'll never miss Disparu trashing it, either. 😄 Also, the serial killer is David Zazlav, who somehow missed canceling this garbage and is now out for revenge. After all, the writers have already committed character assassination on beloved Scoo-Doo characters, it's only fair.

When others are happy, she’s angy, when others are miserable, she’s happy. All in the family photos

I don't get the shows logic with the "affair" thing since there wasn't one, it's like saying the wife in cast away had an affair when tom hanks' character was gone for 4 years and believed to be dead or any spouse who moved on when the thanos snap happened only for their partners to return. It's like the show removed all the nuance in a situation like that and sided against the guy who was left to raise their kid alone.

Velma never disappoints when it comes to disappointment.

I’ve never wanted to curb stomp a character this aggressively until this “Velma”

18:51 "This is what happens when all of your opinions are based on power dydamics instead of principle. That's why it's largly pointless to point out hypocrisy. Because it was never about the priciple in the first place." This is actually deeply insightful. This is why people have started saying: *It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy.*

Are we just going to ignore that fact that "Velma" dropped the baby? 14:38

1:50 Convincing everyone that you're not a demon from the netherrealm has got to be challenging. Thanks for the laugh mate.

I'm gonna guess Fred's mum because that would totally make no sense and therefore fits the rest of the writing of the show.

And then the next episodes starts with "It's ...me!" and Velma's mom immediately starts stabbing people, starting with Velma, then Daphne, then Velma, then everyone else, then Velma again just to make sure that vaguely human-shaped demon stays down. And then I wake up and realize it was all just a dream...

The only series where viewers would be relieved if it did the, "It was all a dream" twist.

I like how pissed the baby looks when Velma says it's hers

The real serial killer was the Velmas we met along the way.

That is a perfect imitation of a prop from Rings of Power.🤣🤣🤣

0:13 This part of the video gave me a random idea for a story about a terrible criminal (like someone who committed genocide or something) gets amnesia and interacts with the families of their victims. (Kind of like A Clockwork Orange, I guess)

The killer is… the activist showrunner who never liked the IP but felt it’s popularity would help attract attention to… ‘the message’. As for who killed those girls, regardless of who it is, I’m sure we can tie it back to Velma somehow.

4:15 What contest hosted by Satan would you have to win to get Velma as a trophy wife?

Feral feral feral feral ... What the heck is this anyway, learning new words at the gym?

It’s obviously Velma’s mom is the killer but they’ll say it’s Fred’s dad.

Velma is the worst human ever. Mom: Hold my whiskey.

I waited so anxiously for this. This video is perfect. Thank you so much.

When Velma claims the baby (which is her step-sibling), the baby's face is so mad, like saying: "No way I came out of that!!!" 🤢

My prediction is that the Killer is another character that has not been properly introduced into the series yet

It was chatting with my Fiance while we watched Little Platoons video, and I guess the killer with an ALARMING degree of accuracy.