Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony 

Is he still doing it today?

​@@leveler74R yes!

@@quicksilver9751 hahahah, that’s great lol

God I hope he wins

Brother can turn to the woke and win someday

and having him stand up and dump sand all over you while shouting "wooooooo!! He's turning gay!!!" bloody hell

I would quit, he wins

are you saying Vermin isn't dead serious? look at him

You basically just said imagine being somebody with self interests only, who make money off jeopardising normal every day families so they can get richer and richer sitting next to somebody like him

This is a dead serious politician

And turns homophobic man gay with glitter because god told him too

@@plumqueen7836 How is it homophobic to turn an other man gay? Jesus told him to.

@Haze The Space Commie this man has literal hentai as his pfp

He'd have my vote

@@popespalace823 Read more carefully

Who cares about your 2 party BS, DO YOU LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE? Then vote in the Supreme Commander

Were I an American citizen, I'd vote for him. He's the sanest option, and that hurts to say.

@@lightgatha more sane than Harris too honestly

@@lightgatha I mean she's claims to be black and everyone knows she ain't lol 🤣 she's like that whoa Vicky chick 🤣

the only legit iption

Willy Wonky “a vote for me is a vote completely thrown away”. This man is even giving disclaimers regarding his votes, classy

He makes most politicians look like retards lol

Keep huffing paint Willy... I bet your not even American. He’s running as satire to show how effed the democratic elections are and how desperate they are. (Correction) he’s the only democrat candidate to tell the truth. Trump says nothing but facts and truth. Otherwise he’d be impeached by now. Keep watching CNN and drinking Diet Coke/Pepsi you inbred. We can tell you eat your toothpaste like it’s gas station sour candy. PS when he’s talking about zombies he’s talking about people like you.... I WANT YOU TO FIND A SOUL. I feel bad for you

Kyle Gatzke Satire really, I hadn’t fucking noticed Einstein..... It’s like poetry....... the way he moves so fast...... to take the piss..... Thanks for your help though..... awfully kind...... now fuck off......

globalclimate_gc _ sorry but not sorry, people who say all politicians lie... yeah maybe because shallow minds vote in shallow people to office... you get what you vote for. I’m just glad we have a person who gets stuff DONE, is truthful, and doesn’t sit on his thumb sideways like every dem. President and/ or candidate. And the climate change thing I partially agree with. Everyone knows there are better ways to get fuel. It’s just the gas giants make too much money and will do anything to keep it coming. Heck, I’m from CT and a guy on my old road was a self made engineer. Built his own cars in his garage that ran from water, solar, and fuel-recycling engines that run themselves. It isn’t the president of the usa suppressing things like clean energy. It’s a global effort to cover up things like new enviro-tech. It’s evil yes. But at the same time, American states could have the cleanest energy in the world. Doesn’t mean China and Russia will follow us like sheep. They will just do their own thing and pollute anyways. Only as strong as the weakest link

Wait one second--

He'll be dead then u stoopid

You are not from 2032 you are from a under water utopia in the 1940s and 1950s. Nice try!

@@orange3023 Nah bruh, he *is* From 2032, thanks to the zombie energy they can power the time machines

What‘s up with 2032?

Emma Nelson u don’t get a fuckin free pony now.

He almost made liberals sound like they actually aren't idiots....almost

That’s actually the point. His whole campaign was satirical

@@PuadafaProductions Bummer.

That's the point. He's holding up a mirror to politics and showing what it really is.

Because he has lived a life. Unlike Joe Biden or donald trump.

Simple he's not some despot nepo baby who sucks Talmud phalis

So was Charles mason

500th like

Gay​@@cipherjoe9

I am pretty sure its both

Insanely brilliant

NucaCola Oh Yeah, his IQ is the same as everyone in the room added up......

They aren't mutually exclusive (I think that's how you say it right?)

4:30

Try 100%

because he wasn't created in a test tube maybe?

@@Zaitekno no he was made in a Wellington boot 😂

Votepedro2028.us

because he's not lying

Bet i know your candidate in 2020

@@isaiahbaker3597 what r u talking about, we still dont know which democrat will lie to win yet.

Isaiah Moorehead which one? Beta? Joe? Pelosi? Bernie?

@@marekctvrty all politicians lie not just the left, if you'd just look up divide and conquer you'd see politics are just a distraction to keep the people more focused on fighting one another rather then having the people question their government

@@morrisonpez6830 yeah money talks not your useless vote

he's actually blinking "dumbasses" in morse code

​@@silverthedruid4754 same comment posted 4 months ago

Hes morsecoding "dumbasses" 😂

You can quite likely tell a fool by the fallacious arguments they present.

Joshua Haynes HE IS RUNNING IN 2020 AS A LIBERTARIAN

He supports yang

I’d say in a few years yes

Eugene Harold 'Armor Abs' Krabs damm what an idiot

Imagine he actually gets in office

Its not that he is being honest, he just recognizes that politicians who usually run for president, will never intend on fulfilling the promises they make to people who are so blindly manipulated by their big smart words and how god believes specifically in them and THEN their country that good things will come. Unfortunately because people don’t actually look behind the curtain that politicians keep closed, these people end up voting for the very wrong person, and then shower shit posts and hissy fits about how the candidate who will ACTUALLY get stuff done like he says for the country and ends up fixing the economy and that lovely trillions of dollars debt Obama gladly help made possible. If not that than this guy ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

Joshua Spangenberg “I have no intention on fulfilling any promises”

Joshua Spangenberg because they’re puppets they are told what to do even trump none of them run the country

Given it's politics it's more redundancy than honesty.

This man is a genius he’s acting like an idiot to show politicians are stupid we should all vote for him 2020

I... I know. How is... just... (military grade satire meter hidden below the pentagon goes up in a mushroom cloud and devastates the Capitol). Ooooo!

@@TheEphemeralMammal 😂cant be well defined than this

Me

Scientists have just confirmed this man is producing too high of a level of satire it’s defying physics biology and quantum theory we have cracked the universe

Gnome

hahah funniest part

Omg i lost it😂😂

That was ground zero for this woke insanity. I'm pretty sure that sprinkle of pixie dust is what kicked off this insanity.

​@Baneslayer there's no such thing as "woke insanity" it's just people being respectful and just for those under discrimination and inequality. You, likely a white republican, wouldn't care for that cause being anything else goes against your standards. And personally, as a bisexual woman, I thought it was funny too. He's making fun of all politics. He's not on any side, because the whole thing is a joke.

@@Baneslayer Who let you out of your cage?

Now that's a green new deal

sam hyde's trash based economy is far superior

Forget cars & transit buses, I'm gonna ride Rainbow Dash to get around in a fraction of the time & at no cost or pollution!

AOC should be his running mate!

AOC isn't into methane gas though.

Brock yeah it really shows the true character of Our politicians almost better than any argument

Lol Donald Trump and his 8-year old vocabulary

Fake news

Rushdi Rosli every politician talks like an 8 yo

Sadly, he’s more logical and articulate than Joe Biden-and I’m not even joking.

This is so accurate

The perfect caption fr

r/rareinsults but it has no insults

@Crynaotlod go to hell

@Crynaotlod shut the fuck up kremlinbot

@Andrew Moore weed is great

Wait, that's an actual boot?!

He's ki adi mundi

His brain doesn’t grow outwards it grows upwards

He has some big brain Sheen shit under that boot

*Free ponies for all Americans!*

A great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyes.

He usually carries a huge toothbrush too.

Should have used the term "public health crisis" since that's what angry conservatives use to describe anything they don't like in this world.

Tut Tut Child - Power Fracture

A friendly faciest

@@levi2408, Fascist*

I fully trust him, I leant him my boot afterall.

*a vote for vermin supreme is a vote thrown away*

Better amass as much raw gold as possible, the lead within it is a strong shield against radiation. Totally not related to that Knox Gold disappearing.

Been running for president for the last 30 years just to shitpost lol

I kinda want him to be our president I think it would be funny

He just won the first libertarian primary.

PIP. Ew

Zach B. He’s done one good thing, he made eating dog and cat meat illegal, that’s about it in my opinion.

Your powers of deduction are outstanding.

Ngl i didnt even notice til i read your comment 😂

Thats how Wizard caps look tho

OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD 😲

I laughed so hard at your comment idk why I laughed so hard LOL

I trust him more than the Clintons.

Yes your friendly neighborhood tyrant

At least he's straight up and honest about it, he gets my vote

"And i have no intention of keeping any of my promises."

Kuzoroar hey man. I think we need to splice DNA to make flying monkeys to act as tooth fairies. Imagine your kid waking up to that.

4:40

He sounds far better than any other politician if you don't pay attention to the content of what he's saying lmao

Grrumakemeangry holy shit that reply has me crying

@@grrumakemeangry you proved my point perfectly

A=b

Good one

😂😂😂

You won the comments.

Someone please explain I don't get it :(

@@bebekdragon7604 they cant give him the boot (which means GET OUT) because he already has a boot on his head lol 😊

he's honest

Boi if i was american ima vote for him

he’s honest

Hes the leader we need, but not the one we deserve

he is parodying the nature of politicians and the state, perfectly.

*hug*

@Sparky3174 thank you:') ❤️

U good man?

@querty985 absolutely, I was in darkness for a longtime, but kindness from the previous commentor and my friends has made my heart full, I love this world, and value it entirely, I just need a reminder here and there:)

I’m not sure if I’m human but I’m empathetic to a painful degree at times and suspect telepathic 😂 so I am sending you a BIG telepathic hug 🤗 ❤

is his hat a rubber boot

@@HammsterMusic yes, yes it is.

John thank you, we hadn’t noticed.

Wertsir do you know the brand snd model if his rubber boot hat

It is to show za Warudo how big his brain is

And wins in 2 states.

Grade A satire there with hoe many fascists call themselves libertarians.

@@dynamicworlds1 fascists these days call themselves antifa.

Cyphlix so true

@@Cyphlix and how did I know you'd be subbed to at least one full out Nazi? You loosers are so pathetically predictable.

Randy Marsh stfu no he wouldn’t

@Randy Marsh nobody could defeat Vermin

@Randy Marsh impossible

@Randy Marsh thats exactly why trump cant defeat him, he doesnt care enough for trumps insults to have any effect.

@Randy Marsh The guy is clearly just a troll though so serious insults dont apply, and criticizing his ridiculous policies doesnt work either. Because he doesnt believe them himself clearly

dinner is magic. Never name somehting you might have to eat. But yes, a two-fer would be nice.

@@Polit_Burro it's a must.

Very good point!

lily lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I got scared I thought I posted here lol

Your Insecurity why would you be scared? Are you afraid that leftist cancel culture mobs will dox you and harass you As a racist and a bigot

@@beanscornbread1381 w o t

@@beanscornbread1381 It is I! Evil leftest of warrior here to cancel you! You were right to fear my wrath and I am pleased to see my reputation precedes me! mahahahahahahahahah

*Gingivitis!*

That's because he is serious about it.

@@myfatherisapenguin4604 Uh, no he isn't. He made quite a few jokes relating to him taking over our lives, that isn't being serious unless he's batshit insane

@@kegangardner8714 in fact, he is especially serious about taking over our lives. That's exactly why he wants to give everyone a free pony. They are mind controling ponies.

@@myfatherisapenguin4604 Yeahhh, sure.. You're delusional.

Oh shoot😐

No one will even think of depression because America will have infinite power, free ponies, infinite jobs what else do you want guys.

So would gingivitis.

@first last No-one would be depressed, because of his epic way of doing things.

Mandatory ponies? That you take everywhere? Even to work? There will be no depression.

@Brandon P Little Brandon r/ihavereddit r/itswoooooshwith4os And you're the one getting wooooshed since you didn't get vermin supreme's joke

@Brandon P no no, he has a point

Brandon P LOOOOL WOOSH IDIOT!! XD XD LOLOLOL UR SO DUMB U GOT WOOOOOSHED!! DATS THE NOISE THE JOKE MAKES WHEN IT GOES OVER UR HEEEEEAAAADDDD XD XD XD Shut up

Thrown away

Brandon P we live in a win or take all system. Voting for a 3rd party is a literal waste of a vote.!

I know! Even when he is making all of those teeth puns

+F sockey2003 25 years of practice makes perfect, but I've seen him crack a smile before, slip up a few times... laugh his ass off hysterically. LOL

You don't take teeth seriously? Time for your salivation.

He is serious 😐

+Max Dmytriyev he is serious

James Clever? Sure, he knows how to give a speech but have you seen him? Lol

Too bad he look crazy

@@madjaster9620 r/woooosh

Puffy VALCANO It definitely wasn’t a joke

@@heckinhacker8835 what do you mean crazy, he looks as what he is, perfect.

Extremely

Certainly, no one can deny that this man is of the highest and most sophisticated society, and was born into one of the wealthiest and most refined families of the North American nobility. His father provided him with the finest classical education, and hired French and British tutors to assist his intellectually prodigious son in his studies of Latin, Greek, Euclidean Geometry, Natural Philosophy, and the rudiments of Aristotelian rhetoric and logic, which would later prove to be tremendously useful someday to this extraordinary gifted boy, who eventually became one of the greatest rulers in human history. His name was Vermin Supreme, and he was the 77th King of the Verminian North American Empire.

@@ЯфКДВНСКБНСДГДЙФВБЦНВВН damn, shit hits different Search Results 🙏 ☝️

You should listen to him talk seriously. He acts like this just to make fun of politicians but his serious side is amazing.

Seriously, have all of you brushed your teeth today?

Really?

@@lawrencemorkeberg8371 no

@@jeremiahfyan Oh thank God! For a minute I thought politics was a joke.

@@lawrencemorkeberg8371 politicians are THE ONLY REASON LIFE EVEN EXISTS. Some of these ppl are so ignorant 🙄

Jeremiah Fyan tard what?

@Shilobotomized yeah there are so many idiots out there like you who shouldn't vote but do.

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind lmao

This is dumbledore on DMT

vic I’m cackling

so in another words. just Dumbledore.

Why did you steal my name

AppleRain 🤣🤣🤣 for real

Omg 😂😂😂😂

Was searching for this comment

please dont give politicians references for where to find debate material.. .....on the other hand.. life would be much funnier!!!

I like you

😂

On god

Many people have 3. They just don't know

@@michaelsedgley3236 Wait what ?

@@pokerface4 yeah it's pretty common. Google it.

I thought it was a very epic wizard hat. in a way it's both i guess

wooooooooOOOOOOO

Horrayyy

Prison Mike, how's prison?

Jacob Bihary uuuuuraaah

Alpha Male91 my bad ahem* I will use my magic *sin* dust and make Randall terry gay

And whoever is the funniest wins

This would be much better instead of what we have today lol

@@benl8962 I'd run and win

In 10 years there wont be a government

emcee wheeze one can hope

I would be trembling at his might

It would be terrible, as there is no way someone wouldn't vote for him

Imagine getting completely overshadowed by this man. Absolutely all of the audience walked away knowing Vermin Supreme and what he stood for, I doubt you can say the same about the other candidates.

I'm surprised everyone was able to hold back their laughter. I'd by dying.

It would be an honor

He’s very articulate, might be the best option this year

“Everyone gets a pony”

I read this as he said it

I would definitely vote for him

Better than voting for our shitty current presidents

EsTheAy at least he’s honest about it lmao

Friendly neighborhood fascist

IDK anymore friendly feeling full neighborhood fascist

Well as long as hes friendly.

He is wearing a boot on his head

@@nickgur1409 its to hide his galaxy brain

Bridge Norton yaaaasssss

its a jackboot, representing friendly fascism

he still makes more sense than Trump

Wage Gap Is a myth i didn't either, i typed it

I don't know how to measure my head boot size.

I put a boot on my head and I got my free pony within 5 business days!

Nicholas Haynes We’re too used to Trump 🙄🙄

Nicholas Hayne is he really joking?

Great radio voice.

@jordansusi123 every speech is more articulate than any of greta thunbergs

Rushdi Rosli it’s not that real dude

I have to wait 90 days to change my name Charisma +4

How’d you get so many subscribers?

CH-17 VEVO who knows

@@ch-17vevo55 Because he maxed out his charisma

Item: Boot of knowledge Stats: +12 charisma -3 style + 69 respect from the internet

Ben Williams *100

Lol

NCR Trooper “NCR Trooper”

@NCR Trooper lmao and you even have a new vegas pfp , that's sad.

No 30 is the max he gets a +10 modifier and this man rolled a 20

Yyyyyyessssssssss

He did smirk a little lol.

I HAVE voted for Mr. Supreme, "a vote wasted."

@@thequeenofnod7338 gotta get a friendly impression on the people

@@naturalnashuan more like a vote closer to getting everyone unicorns

Josh Shechter And it’s a salvation pun

Im your 666th liker

We must BRACE ourselves

I gave the 1000th like to this. Probably the biggest accomplishment I will ever have.

He’s the president I want. Actually I want him to own the world

no hes defenetly the president we want

The president we deserve

after Trump.. nothing less than this will do.. no other current Candidate will be of any interest to voters.. they'll need someone even crazier than the current Psychopath POTUS to beat him.. this guy fits the bill!!!

hes the president i wantt

Lmfao

I think this is the highest shitposter rank you can achieve.

language!!

its one of those shitposts which is shit and by saying shit I mean really shit and not funny. It is one of those attempts to be uber genius cringe and failing miserably. Its a shitpost not worthy of a shitpost. It is shit.

@@evereq8970 what? check language on the post I replied you shitposter.

Its sad because it’s true

Damm, thats true.

What about trump

JoeRingo118 Donald Trump actually IS the most honest US President you will ever see.

"remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away"

@Connor M. why care about some dumb oil when you got your own Pony

@@pawsdfgg9238 Screw Andrew Yang I want a free pony not money.

Izaiah Coronado And spittin’ straight mouthwash in order to cleanse America’s smile

@@sisckogames2305 build a rich pony over mexico

WHO HATES HIM???

Cory Morgan same! 😆

Wow I had no idea

@Cory Morgan Make Boots Great Again

Did you not know that the Wellington Boot has in fact been in existence since Druidic times and is the sign of Master of all things rubbery?

He looks like a wizard

For sure

Why do you think you're the smartest guy in the room?!

by far

Ah a name that I haven’t seen in a awhile

@@CryTwink Because the bar is set really low, and he seems to be faking his stupidity.

Mike Ravenkey #MAFA

#MAFA

That line wasn't even that funny

A pony economy would also lessen our dependance on foreign oil!

He’s more fabulous than any president

King Crimson EX the sad thing is this: there are presidents that steal money from their own country and this guy with a boot on his head would be better then them

Sebastian Schlarmann precisely

Yeah that's because his shtick is to mock politicians. The pony thing is mocking the absurd cost involved in federal fiscal policy.

Here is him today with his pony: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lCl7I7png08.html

Wise wizard of the boot

What do you mean? He IS a very wise wizard!

Who do you think orchestrated 2020? Hes wrath grows

DUDE LOOKS LIKE THE WIZARD BURNING THE DOLLAR LMAOOO

He also looks like one

that's because it is brotherman

Eric Andre literally breaks his own bones for satire.

@@muffinman1157 Eric has his own studio with celebrities being invited. Vermin is running a presidential election against real politicians in front if people whose jobs are to take him seriously and ask him questions. Vermin Supreme and Eric Andre are both geniuses.

Then you don't know the German party Die Partei

I wonder if this might be an unironic expression of postmodernism.

@@Bikewithlove There is no unironic expression of postmodernism.

Because he know it is all a big circus. Nothing matters, this voting thing is just some competition for highroller liars to get into the tax moneys. Sure some of them might honestly belive they are trying, but they are in there with the rest of them, and cant get shit through anyways.

@@FREENAMEFTW your comment gave me cancer. "This voting thing" do you mean democracy? Holy crap please go live in North Korea. How ignorant and uneducated can someone be

@ය ඍگیا فرشජු 👍Well said

@@alarrisify actually you are the one that looks stupid and brainwashed. What democracy?! You mean a country where they wrote a LAW that a private company can print whatever amount of money they want, but if you do it you get 20+ years in prison. Man, fuck off, you gave us cancer.

Man the obituaries section is going to be plenty occupied with all the people getting cancer

Pfp checks out... I guess?

Bob Rossy Boi adolf ross? or bob hittler?

Sometimes I get the feeling he's pulling the strings from behind the curtain

Your profile pic though, Hitler actually being a painter is pretty hilarious.

Nah, this is much more honest and transparent, it sticks out very obviously

It is distinguishable, because this was obvious satire 12 years ago. In the age of Trumpism we've moved beyond parody

@@emporioalnino4670define Trumpism

@@Ctacobell“Wall is big then Wall is good“ he said that to me when we met on tinder

Go to north korea bud​@@emporioalnino4670

Nice pfp

@@SofaKingStupid thanks

Moron

You aint wrong

Reminds me of Gil Fulbright

A whole new pony economy!😅

What is the exchange rate between ponies and kidneys in current economy?🤔

@@SzaraSzarancza Lettuce

@@thorns3559 Idead

He has a point, man. The party I disagree with doesn’t like ponies, and I think that’s a serious problem, which we’ll be passing down to the next generation of Americans. Vote against the anti-pony bill!

Ripping off a Monty Python skit is not that hard. See "Silly Party".

He could have done a roman salute like the nazis used but w the hand flipped upside down like he's the type of fascist that wants a gov handout. It would still make a good mockery of BLM or the dems.

+AnantaSesaDas You have no idea of Fascism if you think ANTIFA are. Your closer .

Liam OD you would think circumventing the law and calling asylum seekers criminals would be a fucking hint

@anantasesadas hahaha how fucking stupid are you

same

I'm convincing my mom to vote for him

@@ineedaname334 me too

@@ineedaname334 if we can get every kid to ask their mom to vote for Vermin Supreme, maybe he could get elected

@@luhlucas18 good idea

Lmao truth

His voice is so interesting

Facts

What do you mean modern-day this happened not too long ago which is modern-day you idiot politicians are exactly the same nothing has changed in 8 years lmfao. At least politicians themselves are the same.

I want a pony so next time he runs I’ll vote for him

I lost it when the woman asled him about the pony program, the way he responded yes got me lmao

Are we not sure this is actually Bernie Sanders?

@@thatsright4194 ++ The difference is Mr. Supreme actually has a working brain (and a pretty pony).

I lost it in the zombies part

The poop fuel and are transportation and meat all in one. Whats not to love?

Ian Richardson For a long time there have been satirical candidates, perennial candidates in elections.

@@naturalnashuan And since the beginning of politics, we should've had voted for them instead to at least make politics a bit interesting.

@@ansh6370 I agree

search the canadian rhinoceros party from the 80s, same type of shit, funny af

There was the Deez Nuts kid from 2016

😎 Certainly an improvement over the incumbent... 😏😉

@@BigMamaDaveX anyone's better than the communist freaks on the left running mouths over past 12yrs about things they aren't qualified to talk about. Vermin is a rat supreme and he reps the 3% certain religion people pushing the left

Close the Bay Doors ! I would like him to be the ruler of several other countries.

BigMamaDave X there’s always one person who has to say this on a political video.

@@05EVORS Right-wing shill.

That one policy is too much government interference for me regardless.

He also believes we should turn in all our guns... SO WE CAN GET BETTER ONES! #BetterGuns2020

@@BobPapadopoulos Guns from the future my friend. Guns from the future.

I agree.

Oh, but you forget, he also mentions zombie-powered turbines. Vermin Supreme for ponies and zombies to reduce dependence on foreign oil.

Well that’s a 12 year old yikes

@New Phone Who dis Who you calling a 12 year old when your ass still says “yIkEs”

@@myrusEW ok boomer

@@myrusEW ok boomer

I trust this man with my life

ok bomber

AppleToaster okay zoomer

Ok creeper

Pope's Palace not only is he a Minecraft kid- he’s a furry

@@wontknife so what

Who?

He never became anything in office? It was a joke. .-.

@@microwavingfishandshell5789 Martin Sonneborn

@@TheGodofSnacks What are you talking about? He is really member of the parlament. Since 2014, look it up.

Its Luke Ming Flannigan