Vermintide 2 Funny Moments - We've been playing it wrong this whole time.. 

"The arsehole chooses the eater okay?!" - Jake, 2021 Best quote ever

OHHHH I'M ITALIAN HERE, and i live in Italy. I've been following this channel for 2 years now. The funny thing is that i started viewing the videos to learn english and hearing the right pronounce while reading is very helpful. Now that i've started understanding the language better i clearly see that Jake doesn't know english and that's the best part of WPE, keep brightening my days. An hug from Florence

*"I thought you said Jonks baby milk"* -Ellis, who said he had more sensitive ears 20 seconds ago

Ah, yes. Another time when Ellis doesn't give Jake a healing potion because he doesn't know which button to press XD

jake: *tests something on a the team and hurts them* everyone: *shoots him till his low health even if jake hits alex one time*

"Ellis is a very odd shaped human," was the line that got in trouble in class when my headphones unplugged. Best or Worst timing for that?

Jake : precious Jonk Club Ellis : Precious metals club Gabby : precious BEEEEEES club Cath : precious Shite club Alex : ......... ah Idk

Alex: "Dabby Gabby" Me: mental images of Gabby dabbing constantly.

"You don't get to say that many too often to what many people" Words to live by.

0:37 Jake just revealed his kink to the world

Maybe the real vermin were the friends we made along the way Wait

I love your videos they are helping me laugh through some tough times. I hope you guys have an amazing day. Thank you for making these great videos guys

Thanks for the content. It's helped me through a rough week. My great grandmother and pet hamster passed away, so it's been hard, and you guys never fail to put a smile on my face. Thanks for that.

Ellis is literally my spirit animal. Likes war history, tall, lanky and gangly, has small patience for idiocy and a little grumpy…starting to feel this explains a lot now

i love that jake was actually upset that alex killed the rat. very wholesome:)

I'm honestly not sure how I stumbled upon this channel, but I'm so glad that I did, easily one of my new favorites. I'm dying from your banter, I love it. Lol

1:40 WPE is just a human, dwarf, and half-elf bullying an high elf. now guess which one is which. :)

Another day another video of bullying Alex on saying things

This becomes a thousand times funnier if you imagine this in the character voice

I can always count on these guys to give me a laugh when I’m having a mental crisis 😂

"The arsehole chooses the eater" rofl...on the strength of the comedy & chemistry of the people in the video AND that line made me subscribe to the channel.

Literally just stumbled across these guys and I’m in love! Please play more Vermintide!!

You are laughing! You are killing my family, and you are laughing!

YES JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL FOR THIS PARTYYYY

loving timezones rn but I somehow got to watch it on time

The sensitive ears thing reminded me that I have some rather sensitive taste buds when it comes to spicy stuff. Like I can pick up spice on stuff that no one else in my family can.

9:10 i will say that here in Spain we use "birra" to refer to beer (just one of the few, if someone is wondering. The proper one is "cerveza")

5:29 well frick you off very much!! Hunting poor old defenceless misunderstood witches. What did we do to you? 🧹🌕💀🎃🕷️

I just want to say thanks to you guys and to the weird things that Alex says, because it makes me laugh my arse off every time I'm sad.

just got my 2week dismissal notice. your vids. are a sight for sore eyes. thanks guys. love from the Philippines

2:16 “It doesn’t break upon first use, I promise” but with a Russian and Indian accent combined

Legitimately choked on my coffee this time. Thanks for that.

You guys have me in fucking stitches! Thank you so much for these vids! Hope to catch a livestream soon

It’s always a good time when they upload

hilarious and only started video already in stitches laughing 🤣 (plus first time coming across the channel)

These videos are such a treasure find. 1:35 had me rolling in laughs. 🤣🤣

LMFAO this is by far one of the best videos I've seen from you lot

It's been a while since I've laughed this hard at a video

Can't wait for these guys to try out Darktide when that comes out

I've never heard of your channel before, but I already love this video.

As always super funny video :)

Clam slam, and here I thought it was taco slap lol

Remind me to NEVER EVER eat or drink while I watch your content, one day I will day choking on something by laughing too much x)

Instant sub. Love these memes

Alex’s battle cry is just a cross between chewbaka and a heavy duty machine gun

“We’ve been playing it wrong this whole time” No! I never would have guessed that!

Mamma miaaaa *Sending love from Italy*❤🇮🇹

I LOVE WPE SO MUCH HAHA

All you guys are so funny and I love your content. Please keep going. Also the sea of thieves videos are by far the best. Thanks for the laughs.

Me:Alright one last wpe vid before bed 5:am:*laughing my ass off*

Oh, I should point out, according to the kill feed, Jake knocked the Gutter Runner off Gabby, though Alex DID kill the Gutter Runner. You both saved her.

0:03 in the lore Those rats are basically mini spys for the ratmen and do in fact come in swarms sometimes to eat people. Its pretty horrifying.

“Oh you just killed that rat!” _Forgets the game is called VERMINTIDE_

6:04 I’ve been looking for this lol 😂

8:55 love the rolling

As someone who's legs are longer than their torso and who is quite long and fairly lanky, I feel Ellis.

2:12 every scam ever

"It's good balsa wood! Very, very strong! PDF!"

Ah si, quel Gabby è un ottimo negoziatore

Bro I love Gabbys laugh

I woke up for this I’m not disappointed

8:33 - 8:38 me whenever i play a shooting game with my friends. sure, you say that there is friendly fire but i need to test it out personally JUUST to be sure.

1am is a good time to be awake

Greetings from Italy, you are all very funny😂

I get a strong inbetweeners vibe with you lot and i love it

I actually discovered this channel while on trip to Italy

Gabby got that harry potter wand arse.

Two videos....it took two videos for me to subscribe...well done

Love you guys!

Finally earlyish for one of these haha

Me:*types in new cool game i found Wpe:"forget about us?!"

That was the funniest shit I saw in a while 😂

im really enjoing the new intro 🤣

when the rats do not fear you

3:48 No, I can't. I need to breath, I *Need* to breath XD

This makes me wish I have some friends to play Vermintide with

New to your content. It has my Swedish seal of approval, you reprobates.

Finally people who are neither so bad it hurts or so good they’re robots at this game! YT content for this game (and a lot of co-op pve shooters honestly) have a real issue finding entertaining and relatable content creators!

Jake and his girlfriend make a great couple

And that's how the vermintide 2 crossbow nft was made

One year later, there are still new italians in the comments

i like to think that in the future this will be a word bank for all swear words

Dude the rapier is an amazing weapon if using the witch hunter captian. Near infinite block aside heavy atks + you can off hand the pistol while blocking at the same time if surrounded or if your team dies. In fact the map where you have to carry the stupid torch throughout the map. My team died while waiting on the gate to open. I got mobbed so I posted in a corner and just held block and pistoled the mobs till they were all dead and in between my signature skill.

The italian was indeed broken

2:08 - not great? PFffaaaahahahahha The repeating crossbow, if used properly, is actually insane damage. What a nub! HAHAHA

Can somebody do a remix of Jake's mouth fumbles; or has that been done already? XD

Jonk should pretend to have a lisp so he can use the tongue excuse more

Italian Ambassador here!

Im a member so I got to watch it early yesterday

My legs are also longer than my torso, that is indeed a thing

0:23 "look a dandelion musht be the lahst one of the sheashon"

I’ve always dreamed about meeting famous youtubers. But then I watch WPE and I think: “Mmmmmmm maybe not…” XD

Good thing about finishing school is u get to be the first ones here lol

Fun fact: The way Gabby subtitled the shrine of strife thing with the Hashtag b and stuff is actually a word "Hashtag birrra" this part to be exact. Bira is a word in the turkish language, it means Beer

hell yes

The Volley Crossbow for Victor Saltzpyre actually is really good, especially considering what talents Jake has. Since the talent Weight Of Fire gives a 1% Power bonus per ammo, that means just from having the Volley Crossbow equipped, he gets a 15% increase to his overall power. Yes, the weapon doesn't do great damage, but so are the Repeater Pistol and Brace of Pistols. When looking for ranged damage, you use the Griffonfoot, which are capable of one shot killing Stormvermin on Veteran difficulty from ludicrously surprisingly high range, considering how it is basically a duckbill shotgun (horizontal spread). And, also considering it doesn't have armour piercing, which is crazy. Yes, Volley Crossbow isn't a very effective damage dealer, it has its many uses. Besides, you're gonna be melee attacking even as the Bounty Hunter a lot. Just a personal recommendation for Jake here. When you get to level 20, if you want to use the Volley Crossbow, set the Blessed Shots to have a reduced cooldown by 6. Every 4 seconds will have a guaranteed ranged crit attack. The other good option is the blessed shots consume no ammo, but that's better for Griffonfoot than Volley Crossbow. Just a heads up too, the pistol attack with the rapier activated Blessed Shots, which can be a blessing or a curse. If you are using something like Griffonfoot, be aware of when Blessed Shots is ready, cause the pistol attack with the rapier is hard to aim and does very low damage. (However, it is GREAT for destroying the orbs that the boss of Act 1 mission 4 and the boss fights during the Drachenfels missions throw out. Since it takes no ammo, you can hit the orbs to destroy them with that instead of using actual ammo. This is quite important since getting hit by those orbs stuns you until someone comes over and saves you. I literally spent the entirety of the boss fights against the Drachenfels boss when playing with my sisters just shooting the orbs as they flew out) As for melee weapons for Victor Saltzpyre, the Rapier is never a bad choice, and the Flail is good, just like the others said in a previous Vermintide video. Not just because of the heavy attack charge, but also because it breaks shields fast (which is quite important now that shield enemies Spawn like specials and elites do, including patrols of shield using Stormvermin (annoying kind of patrol)). The axe is okay, really nice heavy attack, but it is not great for dealing with groups. The Greatsword ain't bad for that part too. So as a general recommendation, use the Flail and Rapier as much as you can. Ranged, well, Griffonfoot is amazing, Brace of Pistols ain't horrible, and the Volley is great for a low damage ranged. Really good for taking out many enemies quickly. Doubly so with Bounty Hunter's increased ammo capacity, giving 53 reserve ammo for it. For a non-Waystalker class, that's quite a lot.

È in questi momenti che mi sento orgoglioso d'essere italiano

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ellis is 2D confirmed