Random Arma Bullshittery (part 9) 

Torkil Hansen "I just get carried away"

He edited a lot. No wonder it took so long. (Yes. I get the reference.)

LOL

It is actually a bit too much and takes away the simple humor of older Bullshitteries. It used to be about highliting already funny moments and now it is about creating funny moments by editing every scene and making jokes. Not really my taste

DEADKICKMC32 Games yea he really needs an editing team (and yes I also get that joke)

пиздец a smoke round, precisely

What a hero

He knew what he had created (MILF) had gone terribly wrong, he decided to end it before it got any worse

Sound like a true military historic hero... Problem is, he failed his own faction kkkkkkkkk

He captured his own flag, only the flag was on fire

Indeed it does

This really aged poorly lol

Yup

Slava Altisi!

Biiiig yikes

Honestly, same. Canada barely runs normally.

@@stephenuchiha6430 you can probably expect a lot more orphanages being burnt to the ground lol

Really ? You don't think anything could be scarier ?

To be fair, if the provinces took turns running the country, everyday would be spent either out-doing or undoing the legislation set the previous day. We'd never get anything done.

I’m from Quebec and I can’t agree more nothing would be worst for the country then to have some Quebec politician running it

ur profile picture fits dis imao

During which parts where they mercenaries?

Part four: dead idiots.

@@connorgolden4 They were fighting for money, Mercenaries are soldiers for hire/soldiers who fight for money.

Attack on Titan

Just like in real life!

Indeed! Especially with the news, in the beginning, being rather anti-Russian but in the end, it is a victory over the terrorists. Also... these news clips. Damn. That was amazing!

This is exactly Syria but portrayed in Arma

Slow?

That was pretty rapid for a slow devotion.

(Jots down the notes)

so if a guy came to an army base in his army uniform and exploded himself killing only soldiers, it's legal?

@@helgrin8754 Perfidy is illegal. Now, a *spy* can disguise themselves as the enemy, but that means they aren't bound by the other side following the laws of war either. They can be executed rather than taken as a PoW, for example.

@@helgrin8754 well it's atleast not a warcrime. i dont see how it's much different than flying in with a drone

@@helgrin8754 Well... what are you going to do? Arrest him? :D

Indeed it does, only it's turning out much differently.

Honestly. This shit didn’t age well but to no fault of anyone in this video. Hopefully the war ends soon with Ukraine keeping its independence and actually being independent. Not “independent” but a puppet state.

Just waiting for the end to either become a reality or not.

I mean, it was clearly based on Russia’s 2014 invasion of Crimea, so that makes sense lol

Without the divisiveness over how to respond.

foist To be fair, that was a military unit called “the wild ones”

Hmmmm reminds me of mw2

@@chadpringle3759 *remember....no Russian*

Love the profile pic

@@chadpringle3759 Badger was the name of an apc/tank thing in one of the american missions where you go house to house searching for something I forget while shooting endless amounts of aimbotting russians.

As we all are

Finally!

SovietWomble hiii

SovietWomble rip

SovietWomble lol

thats rare

idk bout that, i don't think fighting the bad guy automatically makes you the good guy, at least for sure not in this scenario lmao

⁠@@selfiestick1589It doesn’t have anything to do with good or bad. Just fighting to “free” a rebelling state from its mother state technically makes you a freedom fighter. The Confederate States of America were technically “freedom fighters” because they wanted independence from the mother state of the United States of America, but the irony is that they were also slave owners which is very much not free.

@@wolftamer5463 aa gotcha

Plot twist: The whole SovietWomble channel, no matter what game, is one long narrative with all his videos intertwined. We thought Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover.

On Thursdays we use deagles.

To quote captain America “I understood that reference”

To quote Captain America “I understood that reference“

my brain automatically read that in soviet's and moogle's voices

this fits so well with their situation

No, no they started out as the villain lets be honest here. xD

@@taliawtf6944 ANY group that has Cyanide of all people in it starts as a villain.

@@omegalock27 Valid point xD

No it's either you die a hero, or you live long enough to see ZF screw everything up

Indeed he is

Holy crap.

Should be a movie.

Agree

Unlike any other... more like exactly like the history of communism :)

@@Kokuyous3ki damn, a communism understander logged on

Kinda reminds me of what happend to the chechen resistence irl...Their leader responsible for many terrorist attacks(For example yheBeslan School hostage crisis) was litterally killed by having his bombs explode in his face xD

just like avatar 2

and I cry the whole time

*sigh*

WillBordy ikr they have like plans for avatar 5 even tho they havent released avatar 2

Just like tron

OBVIOUSLY XD

@Lord Death r/woooosh

You played ac4?!

Não Sei In truth, no, but I guess kinda yes. I was a little young to really do much other than fly around, shoot a thing or two, fly super high, then shut down my engines and crash. I did see a few cutscenes from when my older brother played it though, and the voice over and art style stuck with me so well that I actually looked up the animatics and story relevant scenes years later. To this day, I kinda wish someone would do something like it. Maybe with a contemplative spin on what future warfare could look like, or just make an FPS that uses it to give your fighting a grounded sense of meaning, rather than making the story basically a Ghost in the Shell fanfic like Black Ops 3, or whatever kind of Halo rip-off Infinite Warfare was.

Ace Combat 5*

Mobius 1 is the hero Altis needs!

@@forrest6132 Inb4 Cipher comes in instead to commit more war crimes

This video clearly change the first term that come to mind when I hear M.I.L.F. on the Philippine news

Poor guys are trying to be serious but their acronym sounds like a teenager purposefully chose "M.I.L.F."

OH YEAH!! I learned that from my studies

Holy shit. I heard this all over the news a few years ago and only now have I realized

Welcome to the Internet. Imagine being a kid/teenager, knowing the word MILF slang AFTER knowing Moro Islamic Liberation Front your whole life.

I'm Neopolitan Geneva Recommendations

It is more what you call guidelines

Geneva Conventions* *Terms & conditions may apply.

Geneva Convention 2.0

You mean achievement list.

Maybe avoid the drug-dealing, suicide bombing, and other such indignities this go around? In all seriousness, I hope Ukraine manages to hold its own, or at the very least make life painful for Putin and his band of merry men.

@@rainbowwhitey9274 I fully agree. (that's what I meant by "maybe not, they'll mess it up more".)

Bro shut up

@@rainbowwhitey9274 no no, I think having the Badgers and letting them do their shit will increased their effectiveness

Nah fr tho, this came up in my recommended and it just felt too real lmao

dear god... i didn't see the connection myself until i saw this comment but wow

@@saigasounds3181 i may be stupid but I'm not seeing the connection

@@GenshinLover283 in the early stages of the Ukraine war there was an incident at a place called Snake Island, which was controlled by Ukrainian troops. A Russian warship rolled up, told them to surrender, and the Ukrainians told them to go fuck themselves. It was originally believed that all the Ukrainians on Snake Island were killed as a result of that, but turns out they were just captured instead.

@@saigasounds3181 That's correct. Unlike Ukronazis, Russians actually care about preventing unnecessary bloodshed. Who would have thought?

​@@abraxasarchon3/10 bait be less obvious next time

Ninjinzo lol see ya

I know right

WORTH

I know omg

*2 mounths

2 months...

There weren't any a few days ago

Can we rename these guys the World Health Organization Regiment of Economics

Reminds you of a certain movement called Reunion, aye?

Or literally any group. Seriously everything becomes bad almost instantly, there’s an expiration date on everything including everyone you know.

I see i'm not the only AK player who used to watch Badger as well.... Unfortunately, even Reunion is more Functional and Competent than the ZF clan lol

@@iberis361 Ah, a fellow Doctor is here I see

that's a good question, actually.

🥦

Kyle Li ok kyle lie why do you keep showing up on RU-vid this is like the 3rd unrelated video I’ve seen you in the comments of.

He couldn't handle what the Badgers have turned into, so he subconsciously and "accidentally" lead the Russian military to the base to get rid of the corrupted guerilla fighters...lol

Kyle Li oh shit......

Kyle Li same !

Kyle Li me too

Kyle Li same

Nightmare42Gaming wait, womble made it?

Same

now i can finally Launch the nukes

Aniquiler xD "ooga booga give me rights" Martin Luther king

@@k.o.g5150 i don't know why i laughed at your comment that much, i almost chokef

Yeah, they all go bad as soon as Quebec gets in on it.

They go bad as soon as that one dumbass shoots mortars lol

I Saw A Bear I know that you don't know the answer, but it just confused me - why did your comment, and yes, not this video directly, but YOUR comment, gave me a Spec Ops:The Line vibe?

Yes. i also played that recently so double yes.

I Saw A Bear ...and you've..."liked" it, so triple yes?

Using zip-tied civilians as body shields.

I'd say "Fuck it, I'm not paid enough for this" and open fire

@@frenchsoldier8485 you name and pfp doesn't match

@@aryabratsahoo7474 and yours does?

@@frenchsoldier8485 you retreat

Rhine I would sign up up for the second one, although the third one looked more fun. Nonetheless i would would probalby make the most money with MILF, but i still have a sense of common decency.

13:11

yes

Reminds me of that one episode of The Clone Wars. You know the one

@@GenshinLover283god plz dont remind me of the umbara arc it emotionally scarred me 😭😭😭

It's like the US in attu island (if I'm not mistaken)🤣

Do tell~

nah Most news agencies often uses arma to show military stuffs,even mistaking some as one,I heard to that the devs of the games works with a military

@@dimitrypetrenko3470 this is true, a lot of awful news organizations will use arma footage, either by mistake and negligence or by actually attempting to spread propoganda

@@ghosttraintittiebeaan4879 I don't think you should take info from a person with that pfp.

then you dad start talking about the war and mandela effect

Tyler L CNN would cite this as truth.

get ready for it lol

give it time...

FOX news would believe this

this seems like a parody of what happened in the ukraine, specifically crimea. this kinda was on the news already.

Rimmy is here!!! Thats fun but denmark isn't a real country

Oh hey rimmy

Should come play with my group, We do Antistasi almost every night :P

I didn't know Australians played Arma 3. I thought it reminded them of their country too much.

Yes with our 0 guns

Same

I was fucking CRYING with laughter the second the ISIS theme came on

The song and with wombles reaction to it laughs me a lot hahahahah

@kira 19:06 the intire song and wombles reaction to it hahhaa

@@-mose191 gotta ask what’s the song as it sounds neat

Exodus "The game was rigged from the start"

henrick866 skyrocketed*

Morality plummeted? Was it even there to begin with?

fulcrum 29 ... Good point

Snedger Now I also want pizza

Snedger for some reason your the last person I expected here

You should share, you know?

I wanted a pizza so hard when I found out this video got uploaded :(

Snedger holy shit. I didnt know you watched soviet womble Snedgie.

Kyle Li like the whole csgo and arma bullshittery, yes, i have whole night

I have rewatched all there shit multiple times too

Kyle Li ikr

Kyle Li same😂

Helll yeah!!!

For anyone who might read this Basically bullshitery is just stream video being cut along with some edit like subtitle, masking voice to make the point of interest more clear, voice re-arangement to make it funnier, etc. You know when they are making it up when they actually try to work together and fail miserably

that's the best part, no one of them takes It too seriously so they have fun. I think you can manage to play this mode with some friends but at least someone will bitch about stuff ha ha

@@v44n7 But they do have someone like that... [ZF] Edberg

@@flaminplays4034 Tbh, having someone "serious" in the middle of this cluster fuck it's even better.

@@nurrohmatadiputra5378 b v, c.

Best story and editing so far. Womble set a new record.

Definitely worth the wait

Stanislav Hronek you're the only one, quality over quantity m8

he didnt get any money for this btw its demonitized

I rather have quality over quantity but if uploaded more I wouldn’t mind.

J.K. Rowling has confirmed Hufferpuff's to be terrorist

PolaroidFreak 600 WOLVERINES!

Very challenged terrorists.

I mean they all belong in hufflepuff

Dont you mean Husslepuff?

And the best part if it was in real life russians would say that he was a spy or a secret agent in their ranks

Yeah true

No, more like a dumbass accidentally screwed his organization over

2 years later and the scenario becomes true

morality? more like mortality

Indeed it did

Mordicai indeed. VERY well done.

Mordicai too well done. including the moment Soviet womble shoot down his friend copper and say they gonna be fine

Holy shit this blew up lmao

I would like to add my word and say that the Putin's speech clip at the and wasn't just a voiceover of some random speech. It's actually 90% translation of his words and 10% of the words being changed to be "on topic" for this Arma session(except the lady said 16, whereas Putin said 17, but that's just a minor thing). I believe, that's his speech about Crimea annexion, lel.

98kazer still the best video And worth videos for 2 months

You need the timestamps in there

Put these timestamps in your comment V. 1 2:45 V. 2 10:48 V. 3 19:06

the isis theme hjust made it better tenfold

98kazer MGS over time

The ocelot lover have fun bro see you in 2 months... hopefully

You mean a year? OMEGALUL

more like 2 years

Womble's evolution

bye...hopefully we meet after a decade

Extermination, mayhem is your creation

come on barbie lets go bombing

Brrrrrt, brrrrrt, brrrrrt, yeah!

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I’m an Army Girl! Does blood make you hurl?! Learn these tactics! War is graphic! Break into their lair and have them say their prayers! What is your mission? Fire ammunition!

LifelessHawk But he's no terrorist.

RandomStranger_3 I know Soviet betrayed him :c

RandomStranger_3 Oh yea haha

Oh! Just like what movie producer and the Antif... Nevermind, i didn't said anything, carry on...

an artist that bombs civilian villages and uses suicide bombers. and uses humans as meat shields. and kills any opposition. and shoots people in the head if they don't sign up. and spreads propaganda. and kills friendlies. and kills dogs.

Or the Badger's song

Yeah I was like "was this made after 2022?

I mean, 1 of the badgers anthems already stated that Quebec parked it in an orphanage

@@gojirabh9383 yes that is what oc was referencing.

That's what makes it valuable!

Can someone tell me if these news cutscenes are built in features of the game or not?

@@jackmatutum7747 no, they made them.

Purmhy nah it's fine

They rolledback the server

Still want to see the reactions tho

@@karanoelle4819 probably along the lines of "God damn it Womble!"

Benjamin Wertz yeah that could actually be true. But I just imagine them on Soviet’s doorway and when he opened it they’ll charge at him and will shout “FOR COMMANDER PETROS!” “FOR ALTIS!” “FOR THE GLORY OF MILF!” and other war cries.

War cries such as a patriotic hiss

It's Thinzy ever heard of pew news?

Joy Buning oh no.... The two most reliable news channels are up against each other..

*shakes head erratically* SHUTAFUCUP

Fuck keem, fuck Scarce, fuck pew news, FUCK FOX news, Womble news is all that matters.

It's Thinzy what are you talking about? You can can only trust the Onion

"Well, no, it's just democracy" -Denial "He's doing what?" -Anger "Oh, god, we are, aren't we? Fuck." -Bargaining "What have we become?" -Depression "OH- WE'RE FUCKIN TERRORISTS, WE'RE JUST TERRORISTS!" -Acceptance

This video kind of hits different now in light of recent events

@@joemcnulty6814 its same because Ukraine was allready fighting Russia and before that Russia invaded Georgia and Chechenia

@@snaiper195 I think what their trying to say is that now there’s a full on “military operation” now in Ukraine

@@snaiper195 maybe if ukraine didn't break a very important treaty guaranteeing their independence in exchange for not joining the *hostile military alliance* called Nato that they had with Russia they might have tolerated the terriost activities of ukraine a while longer

@@vexile1239 yeah and then Russia broke a treaty with Ukraine as well two wrongs don’t make a right salva Ukraine

EpicLPer well atleast he stayed true to his promise of 3 month again xD