Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia (Medieval Style | Bardcore) [Tavern Version] 

Cornelius Link do whatever u want dude, u are amaizing!!!

"Shooting stars", Bag Raiders! :D

Hi Digi Here, Thanks for contacting me. I've creditted you in that video. Keep making video dude , you're talented ! Love from Digi

I'll honestly take anything dude i love this kinda music But if you're asking.... I wonder what something from the doom soundtrack would sound like in this style

HOME - Resonance Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars

I guess you could call it the... *BLACK*death (it’s a joke please don’t be offended). Edit: Probably the most likes (and comments) that I have gotten in years. Edit 2: Damn, 102 likes, is this joke that good that people forgot to laugh? edit 3: Like, seriously this joke isn't even that good. Also *NOICE* 69 comments

@@sakoz7650 I'm sorry but that was not funny

Sako Z Didn’t get offended but it was just not funny🤷🏻‍♂️

@@sakoz7650 Worst joke I've heard in a long time (and trust me, I've heard some shit jokes lately)

@@boarisch5322 I was kinda expecting my sh#tty one-liner to not to be funny, but thanks for the constructive criticism. (Also, I just came up with it on the spot which makes sense to why its a pretty trash 'joke').

I submit thy approval to thy statement given by thou Dr Kapooya **raises sword**

*Drinks poison*

I grant thou funny comment with a like.

*I offered thee a couple of breath to chortle this jest statement.* (Sorry I can't speak Shakespearean)

i've just finished reading romeo and juliet and i can confirm.

LMAO TRUE

in the 2700s: hey a cat..

@@anirudhrox8839 no way

@@heh.9166 well.. if u know any other animal that rhymes with rat or bat, u can use it to replace cat

@@anirudhrox8839 m e e r k a t

This is underrated

_Oh shit_

WAS :(

RIP

She respawning don worry:)

Underrated.

bruh

Me to myself: don't do it.. Me: *DIVORCED, BEHEADED, DIED-*

​@Dio Brando Nope, they tell about this at school...

Oofff😂😂

lmfao

Big brain time

Henry the 8th: *omae wa mou shindeiru*

When you forget to order the number 69 and the large soda

Oversimplified history?.

Fucking gold 😂

well the woman will be so hot soon

@@valROFL hol'up

LOOK OUT, SHE'S GOT A NOSE! *arquebus noises*

@@valROFL Ok ngl that was pretty good as well imo lol-

Is this still *TooSoon* ?

Her neck was slashed by a French professional swordsman hired to perform the execution. Something to do with swords being a noble's weapon and a more dignified way to dispatch her. Word has it the guy was so fast and accurate her head fell from her body without loosing conscience, and the crowd could witness her severed head moving lips as if saying one last prayer. But I remembered this story only after finishing laughing from your comment.

@@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Indeed, it was also ordered by Henry VIII as one last act of compassion to his old news beloved... how romantic...

@@adityamurda5358 *shouts from a distance* _"Too soon!"_

On the head as well

In honor of the lad who died in the defence

@Gianluca Archetti skyrim belong to the nords

@@RandomRU-vidUser69 That's right!!! Fight for Skyrim, Kosovo and Catalonia!!!!

it's almost harvesting season!

@@RandomRU-vidUser69 My ancestors are smiling upon me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

To be fair her medicine probably kills you.

@@GonnaDieNever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Sirius Stark Al Ghul Nah, an awful lot of people die from folk medicine, even today. Most real medicine we make today is poisonous in a slightly higher dosage. Why on Earth do you think that medieval women with no actual education would be any less prone to killing people by accident. Also, the fact that you think Witches were burned shows how little you actually know about the subject. Witches were typically drowned or hung as a rule. Burning was for apostates and Heretics, and was the sole purveiw of the church.

They are called Inquistors

@@VentilatorenBumser Inaccurate. Inquisitors didn't give a shit about witchcraft. The various Inquisitions were aimed squarely at heresy. Say that Christ has only one will and you can expect a visit from an Inquisitor after they send you a letter telling you not to leave town for the next six months while they form a formal case against you an metaphorically bury you under a mountain of council decisions and bureaucracy. It wasn't until after the protestant reformation that witch hunters actually became a thing. See, the Catholic Church's policy was that witches aren't real, because Satan can't give you magic powers even if he says he will. Protestants disagreed, and some individuals decided to go from town to town offering to find local witches and to sell various devices and charms to protect yourself from witchcraft. They weren't a part of any inquisition. They literally metaphorically whipped up mobs to sell them torches and pitchforks. A prime example was Matthew Hopkins, an English Protestant, who claimed to have been given the title of "Witchfinder General" during the civil war (no office ever existed by that name) published a book titled "The Discovery of Witches" and then went on to kill more people than had been accused of witchcraft in the previous century. During the entirety of the middle ages they estimate roughly 500 witches were executed in England Matthew Hopkins executed just shy of 300 between 1644 and 1646.

Mongols: hold my beer

Mongols be like “IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE”

The Kwarezmian Shah: This Ghengis fellow doesn't seem all that tough. This Ghengis fellow:

Russia some time later: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

@SA-507 hold my bow*

good one. got a good chuckle out. fucking puritans

Monty Python reference?

That was smart

@@s36yearsago13 Floating on Water wasn't the method used in Monty Python Holy Grail.

@@johndoherty487 Wait i thought it was. Didn't the knight said "What else floats on water" then King arthur said "A duck"

killer beats

coming through is the chosen one... *i am the 666th like of this comment*

RAT ATTACK! yeah yeah... that's about it

21st century version The whole world: Exists Some random guy eating a bat:

Shouldn’t have killed all those cats. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

BARD!

Whomst

Dylan t shutup virgin

😂😂😂

congratulations on 666 likes

There is a mod where this song is cette grosse played when somebody of your family dies

*Humble Spymaster intensifies*

Ahhh classic dnd

The orc wanted to eat it stuffed with apples.

We all caught up in DnD HAHAHAHA

And then the Bard tries to seduce the Orc.

@@shutupandsleep6728 B O N K go to horny jail!

Criminally underrated

Best shit I’ve heard in a while

Which one?The Plauge of Justinian or the Black Death?

@@luciusvernus3174 Probably the Black Death

@@andreaseveraerts1555 Yup makes the most sense

it's henry the 8th

oh no

y dept

U mean Henry VIII?

The Tom Nook icon is looking at the comment, exactly at the Anne Boleyn part. It's funny to me because the expression of Tom Nook's face looks worried or knows that something is gonna happen

literally every tribe near and within europe:

They also had lead pipes

don't worry, the cycle is near from repeating again.

Rome also had a lot of political corruption and plague, just like today!

Rome in the 400s: *shrugs* "Guess I'll die"

Then they think you are a wich

They would burn you

But everyone in that time will find you strange and from another dimension

@@guardianoftheunderworld que this song

the you will be burnt at the stake as, claimed for practising witchcraft. hahaha. *wait a moment, should i use past tense?

I like to think that the Queen of England had an uno match between her the grim reaper, god and Shakespeare. She must've pulled a uno reverse card on the grim reaper which won her the match.

@@kryptofullmetal5553 Was she supposed to pull out an Exodius? Of course she used an *uno* reverse card smh

No, when she appears the song plays for it's own death

Which Elizabeth, there's two of em

@@peterfox1380 thats what they want u to think

Black Death : Prepare for trouble Plague Doctor : And make it double 2/3 People of the Europe :

@@justnothing9145 lol

Legit

damn I need to draw that

Plague doctors: Bring out your dead! Families:

Still relevant today.

😂😂😂😂

Peasant **cuts their finger on a dirty surface**

Change Peasant to Person and now ya got 2020

Pfft. Has Winrar taught you nothing? Click the ignore box and continue living.

The town: she knew too much

*WITCH*

SHES A WITCH

SHES A REAL WITCH

WITCHCRAFT!!!!

Your profile pictures adds something to it

Hi grandma! Why did you go into bidding for so long?

History Memes As I said, I was thrown into the river, but didn’t sink.

You turned me into a newt!

i dont get it

Romans uniting and conquering be like:

Don't ya disrespect our ships like that!

Somewhere in Scandinavia, 6 Vikings in the black wolf outfits, carrying and dancing the burning Drakkar to Valhalla

Wrong. Viking Funerals had the corpse sent off on a ship and then burned. So uh... *Six black guys fire arrows as Astronomia plays*

Vikings are weak

Lmao

Good old days!

What is that mean?

@@yosephoktavianus2311 did you listen is history ?

@@Janbow23 no i didnt

Stolen, unfunny and dumb my dude

😂

😂😂😂😂

You meant 16th to 18th century?

Nice one 😂

amen

Math*

@@bleach-kun *MATHS

Both are correct

maff

meth

no

m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rY6WMfrVYPo.html

Portugal: I have the high ground!

See the video "Why Portugal is Inferior to Spain!" :-)

@@scintillam_dei no entendi jaja salu2

Delirium not related to the comment but I am a big binding of Isaac fan so I really like ur account name and picture

@@faiz_berry9326 fuck off before I instant ko you with the lost

Delirium at one time the church actually sponsored astronomers and scientists

@@delirium1643 but what did he do, Delrio?

Delirium lol I got that happen to me once I stopped playing the game for like 2 weeks

"Casually start playing when someone is murdered in the tavern" is a big mood. As an art school graduate, I can tell you that the music department's students WILL do things like this considering I had been a witness of such occasion. 😂

@@MagisterialVoyager please tell the story

ok

@@MagisterialVoyager you can't just leave us hanging.

Tavern Version is the predecessor to today's Club Mix! :D

Isn't that kind of the point, like how it was in the original video?

Its because in south africa the funeral is a festive moment because is when you new life in heaven begins

@@doge8636 Ghanas in West Africa!

You cannot spell funeral without FUN

this is the tavern version

Yo mama so fat that the kingdom has to pay a very high tax for her food XD

I mean, Jesters were the only people who are legally allowed to make fun of the king.

@@kelnhide then considered jesters dead

Man Of Culture Ah, so you’re a ma- oh. **ahem** Ah, so you are you

@@aloskss i am who i am

yt3.ggpht.com/a/AATXAJweVTVhDKiUp3FJSJO6tPnypEzqhQdCHLK2LA=s1080-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo looks like plastic

witch!

T seemeth thee has't did fail thy beldams trial. Yiu knoweth what happeneth anon

who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

SHE'S A WITCH

IceCream Enthusiasts Tis nothing but a scratch

Plague doctor *takes a liter of blood* tis is going to be fine

Niklas Hrast ‘Tis nothing to fret about, just grab a handful of leeches

@@rickastely2982 tis is nothing lets put some cow dung on the wound

Niklas Hrast ‘tie but a simple remedy you have found, dung of the cow or pigeon though is a question I have

Mutual K.O

Laertes was the only one with a poisoned sword, They switched swords during a scuffle where they both dropped them.

@@getraided9023 wooops my bad dude

@@getraided9023 That still means they both *fought* with a poisoned sword, it's just that there was only one. sorry i had to nitpick the nitpick

@@OrangeC7 eh, turnabout's fair play

I don't get it?

@@SantoshKumar-ws2qz f

@@blahajenjoyer208 could've just told me instead of being a dick.

@Travis Yap Thankyou Sir. What I can understand from this is that human beings are retarded.

Eh - wasn't heliocentrism itself as much as a perceived attack on the pope/jesuits in his writing. Heresy is what got you in trouble then, and Galileo was (pretty wrongfully) accused of trying to reinterpret the Bible (many don't think he was). Keep in mind, this isn't so long after protestantism caused a huge rift in the church/world, leaders of the time were sensitive to those that might undermine the status quo. Saying the church had it out for Galileo ignores that he was employed at university (run by the church) to begin with. Not saying what happened to Galileo was good or anything, but its a little more complicated than "burn the witch." Also, he wasn't burned/killed or anything, or even formally accused of heresy, he lived under house arrest after his trial.

An adult priest from the 13th century: "I think boys are cute" The Church: "Yeah, seems cool to me"

This made me laugh a little too hard lmao

@@horae2583 *21st century

Now does this mean you mean the 1400's or your mean the 12th century which means the 1300's

@@FreezeMaster5 Bruh 13th century means the 1200's, please correct me if i'm wrong

r/madlads

They won't know the difference, will they?

"Wait, that sounds familiar..." 🤔🤣🤣

How did it go

We need answers, how did it go??

Joks iZantos Henry the 8th: *Noted*

Ohhhh Oversimplified viewer spotted

Streli • or an 8th grade history class

@@deadinside6650 you do know they teach Henry the 8th in school right?

PSI Gamer Man who

_"What is this witchcraft?"_

Art thou a sorceress? Gone be with ye!

I've been reading RU-vid comments for 12 years. This one may be my all time favorite.

@@seanmaloney9581 you should see the comments on the pumped up kicks medieval video

proceeds to stab you with pitchforks

Facundo Tuñas Cries in Teutoburg Forest

Holus fuckus!

?

...yep.

Rational Thinker the Romans suffered many defeats in Germania, notably the battle of teutoburg forest, where three entire legions were lost

Pope: Ok Byzantium renounce the schism and we'll help you against the Turks Basileus: OK I did Pope:

Emperor: "I can't pay you for helping my predecessor get back into power. Can you leave?" Crusaders:

@@calebsilvergleid9797 If you are talking about the fall of constantinople, the pope was more than willing to help as long as all of the remains of the byzatine empire accepted catholicism and the Basileus was more than willing as long as that could save his people from impending doom but when he brought that up to his court and officials they refused and threatened him to dispose of him if he actually dared to procced with that plan. It can be taken as stubborn idiocy or pride and heroism.

@@luisvilca4467 I know, I'm just pointing out that the man did his best but still didn't get an overwhelming Crusade to help him. He did get a couple, I guess, but they obviously failed.

Im turkish and my english is not enough to understand can u guys tell it with more basic english😇

Then They Relize

The Roman Emperor: Doesn't start his reign by giving the Praetorian Guard a massive bonus The Praetorian Guard:

Allow me to illustrate thee

Thou shalt be weary, and allow me to demonstrate

"Now hearken here, ye little excrement"

"Gaze upon this"

thine = yours, thy = your

Wait how the fuck is she alive

@@kairuku8498 it obviously because she is a witch. She must have used her devil magic to allow her to float.

@@a-drewg1716 She's a duck!

A-DrewG I agree, I’m getting my musket

@@a-drewg1716 That "method" of finding witches was literally the most braindead thing in history Fail and survive? A witch. Burn on the stake bitch Succeed and die? Not a witch. But still dead lol Stonks

Vxnnalee guess that’s me over.

@@CrazyBrosCael Oh Oh *Astronomia plays*

Same 😔

If you’re even literate in the first place.

Dude, more like 1950s.. Sad but true.

XD

Coincidence? I don't think so.

oh god oh f

Mine was vise versa lol

Th.. The algorithm... it's learning

(Rat)

The fleas who actually transmitted the black death: It's free realestate

That's a rat attack

1/2 by some estimates.

@@dwarvennappy2416 not what happened

Jmenton55 Agincourt!

underrated

Well they didn't

Arrows probably won't penetrate plate armor except at very close range... The horses those knights were on on the other hand? Yeah, and while those French knights are laying trapped under their own dead horses of just stuck in the mud, the Longbowmen come running out to collect up their arrows and stab the French Knights through the gaps in their armor while they are helpless

weldonwin yeah makes sense lol. Wrote that in like 15 seconds so I was just picturing the plastic Hollywood armor. Either way, the knights did not have a good time

*Bruh*

WHAT

Precious few other comment sections would see ye hearken back to the long-forgotten customs and tidings of yon European ancestry...

Ye uncultured fornication.

Fuckin hate your name

The good ol' days

Knave! What year thinkst you it? Tis' only the 731 A.D. Tis' still the medieval ages.

OMG that's the best one 😂😂😂

Internet explorer : ... ... ... ...

@@The_Muthias ↻

😂😂😂

OI! INKEEP GIVE THAT MAN A MEAD!!!!

*thy mother ist a homosexual

Best comment I've seen in a while 😂😂😂

*Thy

Oh my god

OOOOOOOOOO

Yes

Is it because mice have plague carrying fleas?

Thou brain is of the greatest calibre!

underrated bro

this made me laugh more than it should have

Brilliant!! Haha

This comment is sooo underrated

👍😂

4 4 4 4

@@tess9063 stop it, you're scaring him

@@tess9063 Ok I'm serious it's actually annoying by now

Nice profile pic, Mista.

@@marmer4541 stop it dude I'm serious it's annoying

That is the most disturbing profile picture.

Sechii in the utmost circumstances tis was not a wee wound

alas, t'was more

I shall do the same

Me too

Can I join?! (Not really, but thx 4 the idea)

I already do XD

What's dnd

IT'S NOT A TUMA

Mother: "'Tis but a scratch." Father: "'Tis but a scratch." Thy Liege: "'Tis but a scratch." The local tavern:

So long, partner.

Is this a reference to something

@@soulsearcher7077 nah, just poking fun at medieval ppl for not knowing such small thing as 'the modern medicine'

Quantum started with ds3 took me like 20 hours to beat gundyr

@@frankzander6234 holy fuck dude,now you are parrying master. Probably... Anyway,I hope u killed next bosses very ez

@@frankzander6234 bro, it took me 20 hours to beat the game

Penguin Sicko Mode vordr was ez. unfortunatly i still havent killed geal or midir :(

@@frankzander6234 Good luck dude

Fucking Colonial

Hey we found the Vinland

When your Aztec and your Aztec friends get stuck in a pillar and wake up in Italy by a whole bunch of Nazis

Conquistadors

@@khrismanauval4383 _Um. There aint no aztecs in Canada_

Nice meme, think I'll take it

With the Wilhelm Scream every 1000 falls he does.. I once got the scream, certainly not as angry as usual for a 2 meter death

@@K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1 there's a wilhelm scream after every 1000 fall deaths? CLEARLY I haven't played witcher 3 enough

@@SahilP2648 It's random, I've had 2 so far. One on a 2 meter drop and one while jumping off a mountain

@@K1NG_of_ReVeNGe1 jumping off a mountain? Lol. I still remember the skyrim mod videos I used to watch where they blast people off the mountain using fusrodah

aRcanA?

@@aliyarubinstein6587 plague doctor

*You have the pestilence*

@@aliyarubinstein6587 don't be shy, throw a bottle on this plague doctor 👁️👄👁️

@@darkmatteracid2353 _Is that a SCP reference_

Dammed Imperials...

@@castillogrande8926 damn those stormcloaks to oblivion

@@normalperson2462 Glory to the Thalmor! Have I taken all the shittiest takes yet? :)

@@castillogrande8926 have you been to the cloud district very often oh who am I kidding of course you havent

@@normalperson2462 you win

Wrong year

Wrong nation

Wrong era

Wrong Coubtry

Wrong planet