Somebody is grumpy! First, I am speaking in the generic sense....Parker would kick your teeth....not YOU in particular, but YOU in general. Let's get that straight. Second, an examination of his Kenpo Karate reveals tons of kicking below the belt and to grounded opponents, so yes, he probably would kick someone's teeth through their while they were on all fours. Sounds great to me! God Bless P.S. I am not too concerned with your genitalia