[Vinesauce] Joel - Greyhill Incident 

This game is singlehandedly curing Joel's fear of aliens

you know youve fucked up your alien game if even Joel is cracking jokes at them.

gleeby deeby

surreal to see Joel's path from "Well, this is kinda spooky tbh" to "Where the fuсk do i go, this game lacks direction" to him laughing and running around a table from aliens with Steve Jobs' turtlenecks

Feels like a game made by some talented environment artists that didn't know how to write a script or lay out gameplay.

Joel really wasn't joking. It does sound and look like the aliens give you the gluck gluck 9000 when they catch you.

Joel has done the old-timer radio bit a thousand times and he still has no idea what they say instead of swearing

1:44:33 holy shit that makes the game so much better instantly. I'm not even kidding i think this game would've been so well received if it was in this style. If they switch to this style, with the shitty 50's music this game could be totally redeemed

9:35 signal simulator ptsd 10:34 spooked already 12:31 tap dancing demonstration 23:57 how 2 defeat alien 37:03 gleeby deeby cat 48:11 üfo landing 48:44 plan of attack 56:05 OBJECTIVE: KILL 1:04:49 first contact 1:14:42 positive review 1:20:06 outsmarting the aliens 1:44:12 Invasion of the Duende Men from Mars 1:57:00 outsmarting the aliens again 2:01:41 tf2 scout vs aliens 2:04:33 alien outsmarting joel 2:22:17 religious moment 2:24:49 bible storytime with joel 2:31:26 man dies from alien butt probing 3:15:06 joel quits out of frustration 3:17:56 ending 3:22:14 final thoughts

every time joel says a game was recommended to him cause it caters to his fear of aliens just observing humans, it turns to this

The Greyhill Incident is the greytest game of the year. In development since twenty-greyteen, it ultimately grossed even more than smash hit Morbius, quickly earning over 100 greyhillion dollars.

I knew this game was gonna be of the fecal variety the moment the intro started but i was not ready for unironic tinfoil hats.

Apparently the game is like 30 minutes of actual gameplay and was made confusing on purpose to make people get lost and take more than 2 hours to beat it so they can't refund it. Simply ingenious.

I’ll be honest, the game unironically looked good with the 1950s black/white filter lol

The ultimate in Alien fecal game, written by real aliens.

the alien in a blender had me crying laughing lmao

Joel screaming when he sees an alien, clown or wizard irl

1:05:47 the real horror game starts when yoel realizes that was just a little child in a costume, welcome to life in prison aka butfuck alley.

This game is based off an event in Joles life he just can't remember it because the Greyliens warshed it out of his brain

It feels like that positive Review is one of the Devs secretly venting his frustrations with what people have with their game lol

Gotta love how these interstellar beings, capable of building seemingly impossible machines, have been observing humans for ages and still reach the conclusion that a couple of guys wearing turtle-necks is all they need to invade this town. A couple of guys in turtle-necks that immediately get outsmarted by a coffee table and a sofa.

The dialogue was written by aliens lol

I can't believe they used the original Minecraft cow moo sound(The one used in the game is slightly cut short)

The game's dialogue sounds like it was written by an AI.

PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD

”Dream game”, famous last words huh?

99% of this is a pitch black screen and you just need to imagine what Joel is actually doing

Ah yes, the “Objective: Kill” genre of alien theme games

Bufo ripped that gleeby deeby

Did they really have to add that dimple at the tip of their heads? I mean, really.

The first couple of seconds had so much potential, then it turned into nancy drew quality.

Joel thinking people in the 50s did not use 'fuck' at all is seriously taking me out

I like how IGP conserves his ammo and Joel just fucking shoots them like its nobody's problem

So let me get this straight; Joel gets hugged by an alien and he then pumps it with two rounds of lead? Well, that's to be expected, completely in character.

NO DUENDE NO MARCIANITO NO VAMPIRES

Why do they never get ayy horror right? It's been like this for man's for a few years now

this legit made my day so much better thank you joel

We've gone from Blue Shell Incident to Grey Hill Incident.

alien gluck gluck gluck

-Clicked on video, expecting it to be a scary psychological horror game and am ready to feel spooked -Joel clowning on aliens around coffee table XD

The part where Joey read the part of the Bible with the bears made me feel happy that I’m not the only person who knows about it

We need a clip of the part where Joey turns it into a Twilight Zone radio broadcast. & one where the aliens politely line up to be hit like pinatas.

This game is…a game. What Joel needs to do is do a stream where he watches some of the in-development footage for the upcoming War of the Worlds game. Now THAT is a terrifying looking alien invasion game!

Joel: [given literally a straight line of obvious direction] also Joel: [makes an immediate figure-8 in every single direction except a straight line and cant figure out how to listen to dialogue]

"it works on my computer" is some reddit tier shit

first contact being plugging 3 holes straight into their big grey dome was fucking amazing

43:31 The periodic table contains elements that weren't yet discovered in 1992 🤓

44:29 Joel describes goatsee getting attacked by aliens in vivid detail.

1:42:27 the true greyhill incident Coom bit

Hunt Down The Signal Simulator

56:05 The best part. It's Joel's favorite. This is where he really starts loving this game and why he thinks this game is best of 2023. Joel sounds so happy.

I love a game that feels like contemptuous towards the people playing it. I mean this sincerely, I'm not trying to dunk on the devs or anything. It refuses to let you take it seriously, it's unapologetically goofy

Even more excited for They Are Here, given how this game, uh, turned out...

Such a waste of potential, man. I really liked the idea that the you're already thrown into a scenario where people are aware of the aliens (or something else) and are at least preparing for the attack. It didn't need the rush of "damn I was walkin down the street, saw a light and then I woke up in my bedroom with a itch on my shoulder. What could that be?", you have this sense of early urgency that isn't common on games like this. You don't need to go after the weird dude and go "Little green men from Mars? What?!" You don't need to convince anyone that some shit is about to go down. But then the ufo who abducted the mc's son is a fence away from him but he gotta go around it instead of just jumping over it, and the grey dudes just show up without build-up. You get used too quick to them chasing you around, like Joel did. The devs clearly got inspirations from "Alien Abduction!", which is nice. The UFO not moving on a field, the aliens wearing black suits, etc. But the film does a better job in making you feel uncomfortable with what's going on. You get a good look at the aliens early, the camera guy films them for a good 10 minutes and when they get back home, you're already worried for the family. Even when the dad gets the shotgun, you don't feel like it will do much, since he's scared shitless. Anyway, alien game is not good, again. Fuck.

Any game recommended by chat is guaranteed to turn into Joey getting lost for 3 hours. And if course twitch chat never has any good directions to help out. Twitch chat just loves to suffer.

I met an alien and it abducted my coom

2:35:00 I love how after all the secks jokes Joel unconsciously said "oh hey babe", the aliens are deffinitly his babe.

The aliens talk like they're typing on an iPhone

This feels like a big budget meets the ever-present alien game dev incompetence. Seriously, can we have a new subtle alien game that isn't a signal simulator? Every new indie game that appears that adopts the alien abduction concept is lazy, unfocused and has no subtlety whatsoever. 0 taste.

Why's everyone so afraid of being probed? If anything it's just a thermometer they're using to get an accurate reading on your temp.

It feels like an AI wrote this game.

Saw the new Amnesia game, (That looks really fun and tense), in which it has The Gun, but it take an entire Century to reload. It got me thinking; _Imagine a Horror game with RNG Reloading_ Like, you're trying to reload The Gun , but your hands are so shaky from all the tension, that the bullets just drop out and you have to pick them up which just takes EVEN longer to reload.

Obviously there's so much wrong with this game but... why are the cows so smol? They're so cute and mini. I wonder if the devs have ever seen a cow in person.

Put on "I Sawed The Demons" in the background to complete the atmosphere.

Joel slowly overcoming his fear of grey by embracing his inner American is an arc in my eyes.

Making the protagonist constantly talk was such an obviously stupid decision for a horror game

1:57:00 had me dying. I lost my shit when he started playing the Stone Cold theme 🤣

1:43:57 timestamp for Joey shit bit

Its like the southpark aliens where they just use smex devices

Joey & Vinny should legit consider doing voice acting in an indie video game.

joel doing bits are the best things ever 😂 love u joey, u never fail to make me laugh

I remember seeing the trailer for this and just thought: jupp. Joel's gonna play this.

This reminds me of the spanish ufo game that Joel also got fustrated in, only that game wasn't advertised by sony of all things.

they should make a game where they give you a gun to deal with the alien, but it does literally nothing, it just pings off of them

I love how this just turned into a gachimuchi joke.

Joel while getting ravaged by Greys: AAAAAA

Mans can't run for more than like 5 seconds before nearly dying. Why not just make the player character canonically asthmatic at that point

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGILY!"

desperately want joel to watch Nope if he hasnt before

Judging by the dialogue, I'm going to assume the creators aren't native English speakers. Or it was written by ai.

jowel learns the secret to alien combat. slight height variation.

this game is so good that covering the walkie talkie antena with foil makes it working in incognito mode... I mean.. in real life works to but is ultra incognito because is only you who will talk with it

the fucking black and white filter part was the best bit he's ever done

"i thought my legs were aliens"- joey

1:44:16 the best bit in existence

this game reminds me of a bigger budget we are not alone

did Joel cut out the part where he gets lost and goes insane?

Joey: "Just let me fekkin win. I've suffered enough."

Joel: I like atmospheric alien horror games. I don't like when it gives me a gun and it's "OBJECTIVE: KILL" Also Joel: Aren't I in Alabama? Shouldn't I have a gun?

Do people in Chat actually think they're funny?

I love how Joel can't stand the idea of even having alien creatures around in a game like Signal Simulator yet in a creepy, eerie environment he laughs at them.

Joel please turn up the volume of the games you play, it's ALWAYS the same: your voice is very high and clear but the game is pretty low so if I want to hear the game a little bit more, I end up hearing you even louder and your loud screams lmao please fix that

So... The his is like the VotV april fools irritating duendes, in a non- april fools full price game?

I love how after all this time, the demo for _They are here_ still holds up and is a 100 times better then this snuskfest garbango

1:14:59 this guy should review every game he plays with this kind of review lmao

imagine screwing up a game with canon UFO PORNOOOOOO

In the intro house, Henry says the dog is barking, it really sounds like "Max is BORKING".

Now I'm afraid of what the outcome of "They Are Here: Alien Abduction Horror" will be.

Facetime notification sounding ass aliens

Henry, go to your room. Stay here