[Vinesauce] Joel - Temu Trash ( Part 3 )

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Mulch nozzle.
Date streamed: 30 Dec , 2023
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00:00 Intro
03:13 Toilet
15:49 Tears
17:21 Tooth
36:18 Mulch
38:19 Hot Sauce
40:12 Gamer Supplement
40:53 Dracula
45:25 Nintendo
01:04:52 Life Hack
01:09:36 CD Rom
01:15:27 Ram
01:24:56 Spell
01:32:05 Oblivion
01:32:35 Todd Howard
01:33:34 Grand Theft Auto
01:34:48 GTA ( Crocs )
01:38:44 Bread
01:43:15 MP3 Player
01:55:53 Fireworks
01:59:28 Weapon
02:00:39 5g
02:01:02 Anti-Virus
02:02:02 Phone
02:08:49 Enema
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@AnOrrangeShirt 7 месяцев назад

Joey's mom buying him pizza themed underwear because it's "goofy like him" is adorable

@purogaming5512 7 месяцев назад

True

@suckassmork2972 6 месяцев назад

Based varg mom

@prognosticii 6 месяцев назад

Hide the Pizza

@SwizzleDrizzl 6 месяцев назад

That's so sweet haha

@Mitzi-chan224 6 месяцев назад

For real! 😂

@mikoirl 7 месяцев назад

House Flipper irl, but using solely products found on Temu. Can't wait to live in a house with ripped book cover pngs for posters.

@dymaxion3988 6 месяцев назад

Stretched low res among us colouring book wallpaper pattern

6 месяцев назад

That would be awesome irl Collab event idea

@freedustin 6 месяцев назад

I'd watch that in 20 minute increments over the course of a week or so.

@sondreheh5116 6 месяцев назад

that's just house flipping

@Future_Max 6 месяцев назад

DougDoug did this with Amazon a year ago, video's name is "I let Twitch Chat decorate my new room" the only drawback is it's one of like his 3 streams he tried v tubing out

@moh.syafrianabie8899 7 месяцев назад

I'm glad Joel wasn't poisoned by the raw potato he ate

@BloodWraith777 6 месяцев назад

He's played many dozens of hours of TES IV Oblivion, so he's had much virtual experience eating raw potatoes. And maybe he gargled some vodka afterwards.

@JBLZFTW 6 месяцев назад

Vinny is the one who gets poisoned by all his meals joey would be stealing his bit

@shelby5809 6 месяцев назад

it cannot even be used in a composter, rendering them completely useless

@letmecringe 3 месяца назад

Yeah, we too. If he would've got poisoned we would've had to fly all the way from NYC to Sweden. All to find out there were no ghosts

@JacobKinsley 2 месяца назад

@@shelby5809 I love that you find articles like this all the time on Minecraft suggestions pages and people are like "every single thing in every video game needs to tie into a mechanic where a number goes up. Mojang should hire me for being a god game designer amongst mere mortals."

@Mighteyes 6 месяцев назад

Joel leaning into the whole bit with pronouncing things overly Swedish is something I will never stop finding funny as a Swedish person myself

@Trassel242 6 месяцев назад

Agreed, it’s one of my favourite things about Joel, and it never stops being funny. As a Swede, our accent sounds pretty stupid in English, and hearing older politicians etc try to speak English can be torture (unless they’re so bad at it that it becomes hilarious).

@PunishedSpindle300 6 месяцев назад

Swede here. That shit has single handedly shaped my humor. OJ OJ OJ SVIDISH

@ericvandenavond8748 6 месяцев назад

I'm from the US, but I will occasionally find myself pronouncing words in an overly "swedish" pronunciation due to watching too much Joel.

@ohsqueep 6 месяцев назад

MOOLSH

@crackedemerald4930 6 месяцев назад

Boolbe

@lithium444 6 месяцев назад

46:13 I don't understand why people no longer want to use the Nintendo Switch™to dispose of ash and unpleasant smells :( it is so useful

@growlie2676 6 месяцев назад

I haven't ever gotten it because it's SOO expensive. I wanted it for Sonic Mania. Did I spell that right?🤔

@tylerprime9555 6 месяцев назад

@@growlie2676yeah you got it right

@LM-MMM 6 месяцев назад

Joey saying "grills" with his swedish accent will never fail to make me laugh

@rcmate332 6 месяцев назад

gdills

@crackedemerald4930 6 месяцев назад

Greels

@G-Cole-01 6 месяцев назад

griils

@papajons_s 2 месяца назад

GRÏLS

@TheBestDoorSkeelz 6 месяцев назад

Hey Joel, if you by chance read this comment... I have watched only a handful of your streams live, but like many people have enjoyed your videos for over a decade now on RU-vid. You're a really great dude that makes a lot of people really happy. Shout outs from me and everybody else who likes to pause your multi-hour long streams about browsing crap websites haha.

@Auroralights321 6 месяцев назад

Joel turning the sex toy into the flower from Super Mario Wonder killed me, lmfao.

@crackedemerald4930 6 месяцев назад

"love that smell!"

@easybreezycheesy539 5 месяцев назад

2:20:54 For those like me who were wondering

@JacobKinsley 2 месяца назад

@@crackedemerald4930 "Love that stench!"

@JetSetDman 6 месяцев назад

holy shit i saw that "mulch" was next up in the chapter list but i could not have possibly imagined how he would pronounce the word

@SnowBlnd12 6 месяцев назад

muelshh

@StephenTheZ 6 месяцев назад

"When I imagine Americans peeing" wait, wait wait, hold up. Why is Joel thinking about us peeing?

@AnOrrangeShirt 6 месяцев назад

You can't be the master of Fecal Funny without thinking a bit about the other bathroom activity

@RawrFizzy 6 месяцев назад

@@AnOrrangeShirtPiss Pleasantries

@AutumnWind92 6 месяцев назад

Joey is so obsessed with americans that he thinks of them in every possible situation.

@barrothontherocks3325 6 месяцев назад

@@AutumnWind92 he really do be like "so i don't know if americans have these but i bought this flat surface standing on four legs the other day"

@brennyn 6 месяцев назад

I'm American and have pissed all over while standing on the hood of a moving Jeep.

@redcomet_622 7 месяцев назад

Since Temu sells PCs albeit mostly mini ones. Someone should get Joel one of those so he could do a Temu PC Destruction stream. Probably would be alot faster to destroy than a windows or linux pc.

@davideaezakmi9530 6 месяцев назад

The PC would catch fire in 30 seconds, that would not be a long stream 😂

@jeffreyw901 6 месяцев назад

The mini pc would still run windows or a linux distro, it would just be shit and possibly include spyware.

@redcomet_622 6 месяцев назад

@@jeffreyw901 Which is why i think it would be faster to destroy. As it probably wouldnt have any of the protections as a proper pc

@So1 6 месяцев назад

@@redcomet_622 + he has not done a windows 11 one yet.

@AdminAbuse 6 месяцев назад

albeit

@maximus4765 7 месяцев назад

I love these streams. They make me so glad I'm not bad with my money.

@BlueChameleon01 6 месяцев назад

46:26 When Team Rocket uses a gun in their quest to capture Pikachu:

@ZDNAnimators 6 месяцев назад

"PIPI KAKA LAND" That literally killed me XD

@shelby5809 6 месяцев назад

we're adults btw

@eightcoins4401 6 месяцев назад

@@shelby5809 no you arent

@shelby5809 6 месяцев назад

why am i not an adult? lol@@eightcoins4401

@TheGreatestTusk 6 месяцев назад

the sudden enema bulb got me

@JacobKinsley 2 месяца назад

+ 2 to temu

@musicsheep9816 6 месяцев назад

I love how Joel looks up Nintendo on Temu and suddenly the Temu starts promoting gay shit in the "Based on your searches" section

@UnironicScrotumhat 6 месяцев назад

was about to comment about that myself, hilarious

@JacobKinsley 2 месяца назад

Because you got: animal crossing pastel pink joy con shell kit, we thought you'd like: MegaTration XXXL Three Bangs for your Bum Plug with vibratory attachment

@ProgrammerInProgress 6 месяцев назад

Gotta make sure your Switch doesn't eat ash

@thewiseoldfox 6 месяцев назад

Keep a switch and one of those babies long enough and let it _become_ ash

@darkdemigod 6 месяцев назад

de-gummed in the covertorium

@katsudon2048 6 месяцев назад

the love machine you meant?

@Kryptnyt 6 месяцев назад

It's killing me how he's scrolling down and everybody bought the Enema Bulb

@TheVengefulEagle 6 месяцев назад

Edge dead corner sounds like a move in a Tekken game

@JacobKinsley 2 месяца назад

Edge dead corner is what grandma's think red dead redemption is called

@jaywilde1454 6 месяцев назад

JOEL YOU"RE NOT LIVE BUT PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE TOOTH BREAKING, OMG

@williamkarlsson785 6 месяцев назад

Ahahah. It aint that bad

@demonindenim 6 месяцев назад

btw it aint actual tooth lol that's just dental calculus; a buildup of plaque

@crackedemerald4930 6 месяцев назад

My man got that stoothlagmite

@nekomimicatears 3 месяца назад

@@demonindenimdental mathematics

@JacobKinsley Месяц назад

@@demonindenim dental differentiation

@et0t 6 месяцев назад

27:41 love this noise joel makes

@That-one-guy-named-Neo 6 месяцев назад

The toothbrush brand name is literally Beedle screaming "I-YHAYA"

@shr00mski 6 месяцев назад

Never have I thought that watching a Swedish man learning about mulch for the first time would be so entertaining

@Duker_Dude 6 месяцев назад

25:25 FYI the tooth "breaking" was plaque coming off

@Googlesucksballs 6 месяцев назад

2:17:54 CBT moment

@GamayObera 7 месяцев назад

1:10:01 DVDs were always been there since 1996. Sure, as general data medium, it was outclassed, but for audiovisual stuff, they still are a thing (e.g. GCCX reached on their 20th DVD-Box in December 2023).

@Brd-wv9io 6 месяцев назад

This stream was seriously funny. A great way to end 2023

@growlie2676 6 месяцев назад

I'm watching in 2024!

@Auroralights321 6 месяцев назад

@@growlie2676 Same.

@datashe 6 месяцев назад

@@growlie2676 NO VEY!1!!

@thiccyosh 7 месяцев назад

I've just had a fucked up thought. All of the finest minds of our generation will probably will have watched Joel at some point. So I'm currently imagining the curer of cancer or future solver of climate change giggling at Joel looking through Temu searching dumb shit. Joel you're giving me an existential crisis

@zezex3116 6 месяцев назад

Nah i dont think so

@anactualseagull5980 6 месяцев назад

All of the finest minds of our generation that also watch joey have a combined IQ of 9

@daveraschke 6 месяцев назад

You never know

@grizzlydino 6 месяцев назад

5:49-6:04 This sounds like lyrics to a weird song you find on RU-vid in 2009 with barely any views.

@k0np3it0 6 месяцев назад

25:56 THAT IS TOMS DINER JOEL

@ikushuka 6 месяцев назад

2:23:06 "You don't see that everyday!"

@206hxcx 7 месяцев назад

gamer veed only $3.50? temu pack be hit different tho bussin fam!!! where are my eyes

@Flow764 7 месяцев назад

My mom bought a jigsaw puzzle from Temu and was pretty satisfied with it

@Fighting.Flower 6 месяцев назад

I first learned about mulch thanks to Pokémon X and proceeded to never look into mulch further than that.

@LogiMack 7 месяцев назад

Unkle jobel bought me an temu ps5 for christmas this year. Ty for the nes

@GingerJack. 7 месяцев назад

deff an upgrade

@JacobKinsley 2 месяца назад

The ps5 with games ❗ ❗ ❗

@kprojectskurt 6 месяцев назад

No more eating ashes

@crakhaed 6 месяцев назад

Only asses

@nocomment9532 6 месяцев назад

12:22 The pee is stored in the urn

@JacobKinsley 5 месяцев назад

I love the idea of a temu seller scamming like a real life witch who's actually able to cast real spells and perform rituals that work and shit, and the witch casts a spell on the seller and they're like "wow lots of money from scamming people! But... Oh... Ugh... My head..." and they fall mysteriously ill

@why7189 5 месяцев назад

14:54 the mechanic i went to literally had this on the toilet when i used their restroom. I thought it was yes man from new vegas too lmao

@spookayWAKKU 6 месяцев назад

46:20 LOVE MACHINE!!

@monoabstract 7 месяцев назад

jonkel :)

@skogen5357 7 месяцев назад

Unkel Jonkel

@thiccyosh 7 месяцев назад

Jonkel Unkel has a stronkel :)

@themac6356 6 месяцев назад

Your comment translates to “eat :)”

@compdddd 7 месяцев назад

Loving the Temu vids!

@TallTapper 7 месяцев назад

the temu virus

@augerz4185 6 месяцев назад

IM GONNA FINNA BLOW 1:16

@northuniverse 7 месяцев назад

It is time to enter dumpster.

@maplebrownsgr 4 месяца назад

joel's pronunciation of "mulch" has me in tears

@kxte333 6 месяцев назад

Joel laughed at my comment at 1:04:25 my day was made

@JacobKinsley 5 месяцев назад

Temu is like the dubai of amazon.

@beardguybadass 6 месяцев назад

Joel's Spanish reading is surprisingly great. Well done Joey, A+ in Spanish today!

@lordmarshmal_0643 6 месяцев назад

Every time I hear that damn Blast Corps song I can't help but think about how Canada is apparently the largest Eurodance market outside of Europe (If you know you know)

@SomeCuteCat 6 месяцев назад

South mansion. Wrong album, but you know.

@joelikespotatoes8321 6 месяцев назад

13:00 why are you laughing Joel. How do you expect us to mark our territory?

@Dogy0909 6 месяцев назад

I have mao disease

@Mitzi-chan224 6 месяцев назад

You have cat disease? What? lol

@yoshietakayama 6 месяцев назад

@@Mitzi-chan224 only real jobel fans suffer from the mao disease

@ender_lord77 6 месяцев назад

38:52 I WAS EATING💀

@frannielmartinez 6 месяцев назад

THE ENEMA LEFTOVERS

@TheScrootch 6 месяцев назад

I hate it when my love machine eats ash

@shiethegal 6 месяцев назад

You know it's going to be a good one when Joel's laughing not even a full minute into the video.

@Lishadra 6 месяцев назад

Every time he reads out a chat suggestion that’s a thing I enjoy like “Optimus Prime” or “Godzilla” I get so excited for a second

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 6 месяцев назад

_"Were it SO easy..."_

@BloodWraith777 6 месяцев назад

14:40 Yes Man's and the Nick Jr. Face's cousin, Mr. Toilet.

@PissWizard28 6 месяцев назад

I love how the stream is so scibidi gyatt

@carlwheezerofsouls3273 6 месяцев назад

An incredible statement by PissWizard28

@crakhaed 6 месяцев назад

But what does it mean

@Robbie06261995 6 месяцев назад

I feel like those acrylic Switch "dust covers" would cook it so fast. No way the cable slits would be enough to keep the air around it cool.

@TalkingFIower 6 месяцев назад

IS THAT ME??

@phili.9304 6 месяцев назад

2:20:24 who's gonna tell joel about the smeech from Mario Galaxy?

@Auroralights321 6 месяцев назад

Aww man what a missed opportunity to have told him in the stream. I forgot about Smeech lol

@tealmuchwow 5 месяцев назад

18:38 "YAYA NOW GO SERVE ZOSE BURGERS RITE NOW"

@pikachuyoshipines1646 4 месяца назад

“My buns are very toasty”

@tealmuchwow 4 месяца назад

@@pikachuyoshipines1646"And melt ze cheese.. oW"

@pikachuyoshipines1646 4 месяца назад

@@tealmuchwow “Sweep the floors!”

@smivan. 6 месяцев назад

Harvest Dawn is the perfect soundtrack to Temu shenanigans.

@TropicalEmperor 6 месяцев назад

Mario in the beginning

@rustydean772 6 месяцев назад

Always good to hear 💣 man 64 music :)

@Dylanquinn666 6 месяцев назад

Lugini, I don'ta feel so good

@Arvacondria 6 месяцев назад

someone needs to tell joel about the company that makes actual skull shaped toilets

@mrbye3966 6 месяцев назад

the enema "purifies water"? im scared..

@totinobendy 6 месяцев назад

1:00:26 whats the music that starts here

@barrothontherocks3325 6 месяцев назад

nothing could possibly go wrong placing your switch that gets hot inside of a tiny enclosed space

@wheezus2000 6 месяцев назад

My cousin plays a lot of NHL 24, now I'm imagining that its entirely possible he played an online match with Joel dad

@growlie2676 6 месяцев назад

🎉Physical Media 🎉

@themac6356 6 месяцев назад

Anyone know what the bop beginning at 1:00:26 is?

@TheAnxiousOwl 7 месяцев назад

100!!! gimme pizza now, joel I demand it

@TheChoclateNinja 6 месяцев назад

"why the fuck would they store their pee, it's the land of the free! you know?"

@JacobKinsley 5 месяцев назад

The way temu works for computer parts and stuff is basically if you're building 200 computers to sell to naive children for a shit ton of money you don't care whether it's 3 dollars, 10 dollars, or 15 dollars, as long as the specs are close enough for the price you'll order 400 of them and if 50 of them don't work you'd still have 175 computers to sell while you wait for those last 50 to be replaced.

@CptDuck 6 месяцев назад

We need joel to explore asian market place like Lazada, bilibili, shopee, etc..

@LehySnek 6 месяцев назад

Joel on niin perrrrrkele, jumalauta

@JuKii7 6 месяцев назад

joel speaking polish gives me life

@shinrin4152 6 месяцев назад

What is the name of the soundtrack playing when Joel stops looking at tooth and begins looking at mulch? The one that sounds like its from a Japanese fighting game with the flute and taiko drums.

@crescentfresh8001 6 месяцев назад

"Switch no longer eats ash" should be an international headline. The world needs to commemorate the day that the Switch stopped eating ash.

@colerugh6855 7 месяцев назад

search chlorine dioxide :)

@crackedemerald4930 6 месяцев назад

I always wonder if sometimes, when johel words something in a strange way in English, if he's just saying it like you say in swedish, but in English. Like, "machine translated". Is that how you say it in swedish?

@vvitchblade 6 месяцев назад

Can someone PLEASE tell me the DK song at 1:05? I haven't heard it in forever and I'm losing my mind.

@frannielmartinez 6 месяцев назад

Donkey Kong 64 - Frantic Factory

@vvitchblade 6 месяцев назад

Thank you! @@frannielmartinez

@Generic-Cat-Drawing 6 месяцев назад

1:54:59 Yo it’s the bootleg Garfield toy! :D We love Ugly Fat Cat Plush Toy

@Vivvyboy 6 месяцев назад

What is the song at 45:30 ? Sounds similar to B-K but funky, I must know what it's from

@stu9282 4 месяца назад

Blast Corps on n64

@Vivvyboy 4 месяца назад

Thank you!

@matheusmarra7711 6 месяцев назад

What is the music in 6:38? I remember playing a game with this song

@christinablixthenningsson3529 5 месяцев назад

13:43 joel sounds like arthur morgan talking about toilets

@2doot 6 месяцев назад

25:47 is it really a Temu Trash stream of Joel doesn't clown the awful cover songs used In these questionable product videos?

@Cricket_moncher 7 месяцев назад

Temu poo poo

@fussanchez2716 6 месяцев назад

24:00 tom’s diner remix in a video of a temu teeth cleaning apparatus - wat??

@PsychoticFemboySlvt 6 месяцев назад

The switch doesn't eat ash anymore? Damn thats disappointing. My name is Ash

@majestik_moose 5 месяцев назад

Holy fuck that listing for the enema said "intestine cleaner". What the fuck it should not go that far.

@Hidden.Furry. 6 месяцев назад

Joel do some jumping jacks

@trevor2102 6 месяцев назад

G(r)eels

@antoniothegr8601 7 месяцев назад

I could get a million guesses of how this video would start, I dunno of bootleg destroyed Mario would be the start

@saiche100 6 месяцев назад

the switch dock dust cover sounds like a good idea BUT WHY DID THEY CALL IT A LOVE MACHINE????

@squidiskool 6 месяцев назад

what's the music he used?

@stuart_skinhurts_official 6 месяцев назад

Shoutout to Joel's dad

@Gustoberg 6 месяцев назад

as someone from gen z, I'll begin to sell pirated dvds of my favorite tv shows that were purged from streaming (I'm so mad infinity train got cut short and purged even from dvds)