[Vinesauce] Joel - The Long Drive ( Part 1 ) 

At this point Joel should just drive an actual bus through the american southwest while chatting to terrified passengers.

"They say Video Games don't art..... BuT I FeEl DiFfErEnT." -Unkle Joble, 2020

Hearing joel just break down hysterically laughing is always a treat

When joel was just button mashing in the car , trying to get out while his character shit farted. Oh my god I've Never laughed so hard.

Can someone animate Joel doing his driving test and he just starts ripping gauges out and detatching the doors and shit when the instructor asks him to start the car

Seeing an alien in joels thumbnail is just an invitation for mayhem

I dunno why but Joel pissing into the gas tank to dilute the Diesel he put in there and allow the car to start is both the most galaxy brain move while also being the most on brand Joel move at exactly the same time

Joel: finally find gas. Also Joel: Drops gas canister out window after taking the cap off.

52:14 This is how my GRAND DAD used to drive.

five minutes in and i’m already peeing myself, farting and crying in laughter joel never disappoints

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Imagine being able to go to the signal simulator base in this game, then joel could finally check the bathroom

1:31:20 No words can help me describe the sequence of events that have taken place here.

"You guys said it would explode it didn't explode" *Car explodes right after Joel says it* You can't make that shit up

"Local Swedish man leaves behind car in middle of desert before trying to fend off EL Chupacabra rabbit with his own poo." I would not believe these descriptions if it wasn't Joel.

I clicked this thinking he would do better than Jerma did. I was proved wrong within the first 5 minutes.

watching joel drop literally everything into the engine compartment without realising that the engine compartment doesn't often have a bottom has me in hysterics

5:34 Joel's laughing so hard you can actually hear him wiggling around in his chair.

"YEEEEAH BARN, NOTHIN LIKE DYIN IN THE DESERT" - jobel, 2020

41:08 for the power of pee

This might fill in the hole that signal simulator left

Joel can’t get out of the car and pisses himself simulator

That Flintstones moment with the radio and the freakout at the beginning, holy fuck that had me in stitches. Please play this again, honestly it's so damn funny, I could watch it all day.

The engine couldn't work and still, Joel found a way to be left behind 53:32

I was in the stream and it really was an experience seeing Joel slowly lose his sanity with this game

"EL CHUPACABRA" as a chilean person, this freaks me out.

21:30 Joel gets scared by some weird looking dogs, the movie.

When Joel found out the magic of the box and went Fleenstones mode I thought I was about to die from laughter on the floor. Yet nothing will beat the moment where he was literally pissin' and shittin' and dismantling the car while trying to get out of it. Truly an out of context Joel moment.

I love the way that Joel sounds like he’s streaming in a bucket

The car driving away with the Flintstones theme was golden

“Draw distance? Max please!” * cranks it up half way *

You know this game is set in the baltics when your character has an 80 liter barrel of pure alcohol in the basement but only 2 liters of gas

HEY GUYS JERMA985 HERE-*crashes into lightpole*

3:43 Ah yes, fecal funny

Joel keeps accidentally drinking gas, but then he can never intentionally drink from a bottle.

seeing the nighttime segments i can only think of one thing: "In 300 feet, turn off your headlights"

“What do you do?” I drive

This was seriously fun to watch. I hope he comes back and plays it a bit more eventually.

"What is this, Trespasser?" Oh my god, somebody remembers.

the way Jorblet says "marcianíto" and "chupacabras" makes me fizzle comfortably in a thick layer of happiness

This game simulates the highest levels of horror games: Car Troubles

RU-vid compression algorythm really likes dark nights with low contrast.

Got me dying from laughing in the first 5 minutes

“what if this game had a shit meter” as of the latest update, your wish is granted.

Expectation: A relaxed, chill stream of Joel going on a virtual road trip. Reality: 5:00

I NEED more of this Joel... you playing this was absolutely brilliant.

Joel Drinks all the f'n fuel: The stream

It's funny how without a doubt, every player that starts this game is baffled by the exclusion of Batteries. I love the charm it brings, but it's always fun to see streamers run around looking for a nonexistent battery

Swedish man tries to fight rabbits with his own poop

The rabbit that snuck up being Joel legitimately scared me, goddamnit.

joel started to violently shit and piss himself while tearing the car apart, all because he didn't know how to get out, what an absolute legend

I really hope Joel plays more of this game, messes around with it like now, but also tries to play it seriously and get somewhere too its a good game for Joel I think and I really like watching him play these kinds of games

"I guess we just have to use the old car then" after ripping everything out of it in the dark.

Survival Pro Tip: Stuck in nowhere and your car broke down? Ram your Radio/CD Player violently in and out until you have reacher mach 6.

I love that Joel gave this game a look! It’s a worthwhile game, even if it seems like a shitpost.

35:38 Swedish man nearly dies from distracted driving.

Watching Joel try to put Diesel into the Oil tank made my day.

None of the cars run on diesel, the diesel is only for a bus that spawns In the propane tanks there is gas I think you can run the cars on alcohol, but I’m not sure

"see? the poo always works" *dies soon after*

start: shitpost game end: horror game

42:30 "They called me a madman for, they outlawed my science... in America. But, combining pee and poo (laughs) created... *Obamium*. Infinite Power!"

i hope joel does a part 2 of this

24:34 I don’t think you need that coffee, mate. 52:17 this is one of the best parts of the stream for me. Not because of gRaNdDaD, but because “YABADABA DOO YOU F U C K!" 58:55 u f o

Something about joel completely just smashing the gun into the doors cracked me up hard

Ive been waiting for this for so longgggg

Joel streams are always so entertaining. You're really in for a long ride with this one.

You NEED to continue this game, Joel watching you play this is just excellent

2 stroke engines you usually have to mix the oil and the gas in order to have it work properly but most vehicle are 4 stroke and they have to have the gas and the oil separate

From what I've heard from any food service friends who have had the misfortune of interacting with insanely rich people: they tip like shit.

Had a bland day. Thank you for adding the spice Joel.

Part 2 of this is something I anticipate

52:14 *YABADABADOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!* Fred: *YEAHHHHH NOTHING LIKE PISSING & SHITTING IN THE CAR* Wilma: I don't know Fred... *dying inside while speaking nonsense* Fred: *YEAHHHH NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SHIT* *Wilma kicks Fred from the car and she goes away* Fred: *YEAAAHHHHH NOTHING LIKE DYING IN THE DESERT* Wilma: Yeah I don't know Fred... Fred: *wiLMAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa!!!!!* Fred: *YABBA DABBA DOOO YOU FUCK*

Joel struggling to exit his car while accidentally dismantling it for five minutes

I cant describe how much im happy that its a first part, i know it will be a great ride

The video started with a hilariously goofy ad about a "60 minute self defense class" and I thought it was part of Joel's stream because he does weird cold opens like that.

35:35 has some real "HEY JERMA985 HERE" vibes

watching joel really makes me feel better about my intelligence

For the love of god stream more of this. I cant wait to binge this as a series like I did with Signal Simulator

Joel shitting and pissing in the car at the very beginning was a riot.

Joel, play this more! This is literally the exact game type you like!

The entire time Joel was putting oil into the gas tank and it seemed like he wasn't just joking like the walking shitpost he often is, I was internally screaming. Then when the car actually started, I googled mixing oil with fuel and it's apparently a common practice for certain engines. Almost definitely not for what his car is using and is not the correct thing to do. But still, I learned something. The Good Ol' Mix, indeed.

SIGNAL SIMULATOR 2 YES

Joel not knowing how to equip items or that he's spilling gas because he unknowingly opened the gas canister is classic Joel.

There are few things more exciting than "Part 1"

Does that bunny monster freak anyone else out?

The desert bus guy

This game is Desert Bus and Jalopy with a bit of My Summer Car combined in with it. It's pretty neato. Seriously WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FLYING FUCK?

Whenever this is updated let Joel know . I wanna see more of this over many other games

Definitely a top contender for best Joel stream.

YEEEEAH, BARNNN.... NOTHIN' LIKE DYIN' IN THE DESERT!

I love watching these

We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt-shaker half-full of cocaine. A whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two-dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip but when you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Joel has to play more of this game, it was made for his shenanigans.

more. you havent checked the bathroom yet

Too bad he never found out about the 3rd person stationary cam like Jerma and Tomato when they streamed this

I feel like this game is cheap and jank yet neat enough there might be more for joel to find if he does another so i got my fingers crossed about that.

3:37 I'm a 26 year old responsible adult, yet this part made me cry laughing... Help

those working mirrors blow my mind

I saw stream last night, but 52:00 was the best thing I saw so far this month.

You can fill things with opening the thing that you want to fill, and taking the barell/canister/etc and pressing q, then moving your crosshair to volume that you want to fill, and pressing LMB also, only the bus working on diesel, cars working only on gas/gas + some alcohol(but cat will be accerlate slower) remember to close the caps engine will not work without oil and also, watch the temperature and cooling radiator, and fill it with water if needed also, you can press 2/3/4 and take item, then press 1 and item will be saved in inventory you can take items such as rifle or paint(that you named coffee) by tab to use it(shoot/paint/etc) jizz o nit is car cleaner