[Vinesauce] Vinny - Commercial Chaos #3 

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Vinny can retain the information of the Crypto Luigi ad word for word, bar for bar, but cannot for the life of him remember how to play his own music.

find it absolutely hilarious to imagine vinny randomly hearing cryptobro luigi in his head as he tries to do various everyday activities

49:05 That kid has just woken up and the first thing he does is go straight to his computer. Glad to see some representation in these commercials.

41:17 I like how it took no time for Vinny to recognize the the scream

I hate advertising of all kinds, but after enduring those mobile game ads, the TV advertising is like a bandage on your soul. Give me a soulless marketing committee over AI-voiced surreal nightmares any day.

1:30:51 The writers of this commercial would like to thank you for taking the time to read this small print. We realize that most people don't do that. Quite frankly, other dealers count on it not happening. The new car sales disclaimer or so-called "small print" is a dealer's way of covering their you know what. It allows them to allude one thing in the audio of the commercial and then clarify it before the spot has ended. That's how something can sound like a good deal but in reality, has so many strings attached, it might not be. This small print is different. This one does come with strings attached, but they're strings of cheese. Yes, cheese. Long, delicious, melty, strings of parmesan cheese. Or actually, any cheese you and three friends like melted over your spaghetti and meatballs. Speaking of that, a little history on its origins: According to Escoffier(??) Magazine, "the origin of spaghetti and meatballs started with Italian immigrants coming to America in 1880 to 1920. The majority of immigrants were extremely impoverished, and had been spending 75 percent of their income on food in Italy, compared to only 25 percent in the U.S. Meat quickly became a staple, and families were putting meatballs more frequently on the table. Then came the sauce. For cooks in the United States, "sailor sauce" dominated Italian-American cuisine because canned tomatoes were among the only items available at local grocers. The marinara sauce originates from Naples and comes from the Italian word "marinara," meaning sailor. Spaghetti also became greatly popular in the U.S. because it was one of the only Italian ingredients available. Soon people began eating all three together. Ango-American diners were accustomed to having starch accompaniment to their proteins. asta was first documented in Italy before 1295, when Marco Polo returned from China. Polo spoke of lasagne, which then meant “noodles” to describe what he had seen. By 1400, it was being produced commercially. Oh, right, you are probably still looking for that email address. It's [the dude's email address] What became Italian-American cuisine started with a base of Campanian food, minus the many veggies and cheeses and plus a lot of meat. Even seasonings like garlic, hot pepper flakes and oregano became more and more prominent that immigrants used as they were assimilated into American culture." Pretty interesting stuff. Pays to read, doesn't it?

37:47 - So this commercial only says 'Head On, Apply directly to the forehead' because that's all they could legally say since, I'm sure you guessed, the product does absolutely nothing to you.

1:41:15 - People in Twitch chat were saying that "rusticated" is a British term. I am British and I've never heard of the term before, but it turns out that it is a term to mean suspended from university. However, it's only used by those posh twats down at Cambridge and Oxford, and for some reason Durham.

48:12 Can we all take a moment to appreciate the flawless transition here from pre-rendered footage to gameplay?

1:21:21 the genuine excitement in his voice got me

14:02 I had to listen like three times to assure myself that Vinny said "Game of War," and did not, in fact, just mumble "Anal vore" under his breath

17:26 caught me so off guard

11:01 Vinny breaks the sound barrier and questions his life choices

1:20:30 An ad campaign in Romania to change the law to prohibit the hunting and shooting of songbirds. Quite the impressive ad, as it got all of our attentions and made us actually look shit up about it.

1:28:36 i think that's the first time in a while i've seen vinny sound legitimately miffed with a chat member

Seeing ads in a controlled environment like this makes me reeeealy glad and unremorseful for having adblock for the last fifteen years

the juxtaposition between the fartcore anime waifu ad and Jesus telling me to read Bible nearly made me choke

Vinny: *goes to a funeral* His brain: "I- I- I- I JUST BOUGHT MORE LAND IN THE METAVERSE"

13:57 i never thought i’d see this commercial again

3 things i learned so far in this video: 1) Vinny can't remember ads he watched previously 2) Vinny can't remember games he played previously 3) Vinny can't remember things he said previously

59:20 If anyone was curious, the song is Massage Situation by Flying Lotus. FunFact: This was one of the songs that started his career thanks to his Mom giving him confidence to send them over to [as]. Family love is a wonderful thing!

1:46:16 'vinny watches traumatizing zoomer media and screams at god' is a clip genre that will never get old for me

I like how Vinny’s first instinct after 41:19 was just, “Peppino?” Also, I like the perfect cut at 56:38

1:28:37 I love how defensive Vinny gets over Star Trek stuff. Never heard him be so aggressive before since he shot those Geese in the RE2 reskin.

My favorite moments from this stream: 17:26 1:40:55 11:02 9:32 9:50

I love those panda commercials, there's a small translation error, the narrator says what basically equates to "you can't resist panda cheese" which is translated into "never say no to panda" which is basically a threat

40:42 that bull says "outta the way, sheep shagger". The bull called a ram a sheep fucker in an advert.

46:01 Holy shit that's my dad's voice. I distinctly remember him doing takes for that line but I never knew if was for this ad. I never thought I'd hear his voice in one of Vinny's commercial streams

38:03 My favorite Vinny sound ever

12:34 i quite literally started hyperventilating while this one played. why must my eyes and ears exist

16:58 Ngl, this part absolutely destroyed meXD

40:50 I like the little detail that the cows still refuse to cross the cattle guard even though they're in a truck and can just drive over it

That was painful to watch live, and I hated every moment of it. I can't wait for the next Commercial Chaos stream.

Welp. It was a fun segment while it lasted. Who knew a woman aging into a cat and then a floating ass and then getting slapped on a stripper pole while a "meow-i-fied" version of "Enemy" by Imagine Dragons played in the background is what would finally break Vinny 😔

The ad around 38:00 gave me such genuine whiplash that I felt like I could've dislocated my jaw just from how far open it was out of shock.

59:19 For those wondering, this was one of the old Adult Swim "bumps" that they'd play during their commercial breaks, this one is "Baggage Room" (featuring the song "Massage Situation" by Flying Lotus). This one and "Passion" by Nightmares on Wax were always my faves from that era of Adult Swim, but there are whole playlists people have compiled of more great, chill stuff like this

48:38 It's so weird and uncanny hearing Vinny acknowledge Caddicarus. Like I know they're at similar amounts of popularity with similar genres, but still

41:30 I love how chat insisted Vinny go back

Vinny silently replaying and rewinding Jay Leno smiling while chewing, back and forth, for almost a minute straight had me wheezing lmao 1:22:25

I swear that the screeching horn stab at 1:16:33 is ripped directly from The Incredibles soundtrack. I’ve listened to that album so many times it’s become ingrained into my neural pathways. I just checked, and it’s Bob vs. the Omnidroid (track 4) at 2:20. They just stole it and hoped no one would notice. Well, I noticed. Checkmate, Azerbaijani commercial makers.

8:20 HOW was that mike impression so perfect?????

Vinny’s absolutely raw scream at 11:00 killed me

1:40:00 It's called Moombahton, Vin. This specific variation of the sound abandons the Dutch house foundations to adhere as close as possible to radio friendly Reaggeton.

59:21 The song is Massage Situation by Flying Lotus if anyone cares.

25:29 cheese panda is definitely an scp

19:30 Fun Fact: if this sounds familiar, it's because it was sampled in the beginning of a Gorillaz song, aptly titled Aries. Most people assumed it was the VA of Russel doing it. Edit: fuck me, chat took my job lmfao

4:34 is probably my favorite out of all. Also I just bought more land in the metaverse.

1:09:29 I don't know why, but some animated Chilean commercials are really good for no reason at all, I always loved the annual Banco de Chile commercials for the Teleton, they are great!, hopefully Vin can see more of them

9:33 This is, I think, the WILDEST noise I think I've heard Vinny make. He's so fucking SHOCKED. 11:02 Now he's PISSED

17:30 Vinny's reaction to this meme was gold

29:02 Bruh, that company mascot though.

38:26 Vinny's WHATDOYOUMEEEEAN always get me

1:35:45 Showing off funny print ads was literally a Jay Leno bit, Vin. (It was my favorite bit of his, I think since he didn't have anything to do with the jokes)

1:28:45 never try to out-star trek vinny LMAO

Never knew SEGA Shiro had a son and a 60th anniversary commercial, that's pretty cool.

Latin America using cute ducklings in their commercials, they win in my book.

For the CBT enjoyers mobile game sections time stamps: 3:00 38:01 1:37:35

18:45 A doll crying REAL TEARS sounds haunted.

18:53 bro turned into a dungeon goblin

Along with the "sucked into the tv" and MILF counters we need an NTR counter for the segment

Vinny losing it about the odo-quark ad with the chat member was the top of this. I haven't laughed out loud for real like that in a bit. Thankyou, Vinny.

Out of all the awful things Vinny has gone through over the years (Plug n Play diseases, rancid mobile games, etc), I think these cursed ads are what's going to finally kill him

0:48 this is unironically a better poop than anything thus far

The contrast between the TV commercials and the mobile ADs is so fricking jarring. It's like being in a room with two kinds of insane people.

"Don't you DARE try to out-Star Trek me, Chat member, I will FUCKING slam you" That was the highlight of the stream for me. 1:28:36

30:55 *HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING*

1:28:48 had me cry laugh. Nobody star trek like binyot

I love how Vin pluralizes "milves" like "elves"

1:28:30 Favorite part, easily. I love how Vinny just dumpsters this chat member. He sounded so genuinely offended.

God bless the chat member who, when the opera singer got shot, commented "Milf: -1"

Only 11 minutes in and I hear the most real, emotional "NO" from Vinny I've ever heard. The "WHAT" with the baby kicking ad was good too.

1:43:05 i saw that one during like 2019 and it was genuinely incredible at the time i don't know why

*Me:* “I hate ads” *Also me:* “let’s watch 2 hours of a guy watching ads”

1:06:04 Here, a timestamp for everyone else waiting for the Shadow Luigi segment to end.

1:36:06 im not sure why it made me laugh, but the commercial still being in the "training" part of sea of thieves where it tells you to get a quest at the bottom of the screen was funny to me, also love that shes not using the mouse at all despite the camera moving

9:30 that "what" was so strong lmao

Man, vinny's mario impression is so good, everytime I make a boston mario impression it's always *HOTEL MARIO*

Soon a Crypto Luigi and Gray Leno crossover will happen I can feel it

While everybody’s posting time stamps to funny moments, I’m gonna post time stamps to the cute duckling commercials instead. Use these to clean your eyes from the foul mobile ads! If there’s any I missed, point them out to me and I’ll add them 1:11:53 1:21:21

1:22:19 - Chat was begging Vinny to stop doing that to the video, meanwhile 30 minutes before that they were talking about Gorilla Cum

1:28:38 had me cackling for nearly 5 minutes straight vin got so pressed about that

I'd just like to say: The Cars Videogame was shockingly good. I grew up with it, they somehow managed to cram three huge open areas, a load of races, characters, and gamemodes, and just in general a super well put-together game. They even told their own version of the story to keep people engaged. Just thinking about it makes me hella nostalgic. Cars 2 was a REALLY good game, but it kinda just did its own thing as opposed to retelling the movie. But also, a REALLY fun game. I really don't get how they managed to make two good movie adaptations. Not sure about Cars 3 though, in terms of movie OR game.

19:31 I lost my damn mind when I heard this. This was a sample used in the gorillaz song Aries and it cought me so off gaurd

I’m amazed Vinny doesn’t remember thelegend27 ad. That was literally everywhere when it came out

8:06 that's literally just a MeMoji head put over an image of the rest of the bust. The inconsistent quality of it all is so painfully obvious

9:28 That was the *least* insane mobile game ad yet

I know streamer memory is a Vinny classic but I can't believe he forgot the Segata Sanshiro commercials, there's like 10 of them and they're all brilliant, they definitely deserve a full re-play in Commercial Chaos. Video list contributors, you know what to do.

I laughed way too damn hard at Jay Leno slowly chewing a Dorito

38:02 shellshock noises

57:14 OH MY GOD THE PUSS IN BOOTS KINECT GAME???!!! I had SO MUCH FUN WITH THAT AS A KID I was OBSESSED with it!!! I may be the only person to ever love that game but I loved it SO much--- It was actually really good, and controlled surprisingly well for a kinect game. Those were the days.

1:08:20 Oh the Oliver Jewelry ads make me nostalgic! He's been advertising his jewelry store's gold-for-cash deals for YEARS now. Always catch his ads on the local news, and they still run to this day! The Silver ad hasnt played in a while yet I memorized the whole thing. Cool that Vinny got to see it.

The fact it went from fartcore gatcha girls to the freaking bible is bonkers

29:23 INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY, PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

18:52 Did... Did Vin catch the pee ejection in his mouth or something?

This segment is both the most I'm entertained and the most I'm reminded of the mental terror that, barely regulated, marketing is, was and will be. God Bless Vinny for taking the brunt of the psychological damage.

We've entered finger family levels of brain rot with these mobile game ads holy shit

I was fucking cry laughing at Vin slowing down and reversing Jay Leno eating a Dorito and I DON'T KNOW WHY

23:16 kamen rider ichigo jumpscare

1:16:18 For instant dopamine release.