[Vinesauce] Vinny - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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At the end of the day, it's Red vs Blue, like Pokemon except with swords, arrows, and boxing gloves. Streamed live on Vinesauce. Check out my other youtube channel for full streams. ► bit.ly/vinefull... My twitter: ► / vinnyvinesauce
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@vinesauce 8 лет назад

Showing that you shouldn't bring a sword to a boxing match!

@DutchGaming 8 лет назад

Holy shit this game

@breadtoast4704 8 лет назад

can you Do a cruption on. t.a.b.s

@MediumKeyCubbage 8 лет назад

we want a pizza place 2

@donkarasu-9644 8 лет назад

"The punch is mightier than the sword!" - Doc Louis from Punch-Out

@theredscourge 8 лет назад

It's hard to tell if this is really a pre-alpha or a corruption vid honestly.

@masterlasheron 8 лет назад

Epilepsy counts as a battle strategy?

@crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад

Eh, if it works, why bother questioning it?

@crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад

King The Son Speaking of using epilepsy as a battle strategy on someone...

@heccatia 8 лет назад

+King The Son So?

@Gumegguai 8 лет назад

+King The Son k

@ExtremeBlueBlitz 8 лет назад

if you are a new era conqueror

@Finigini 8 лет назад

tell me. Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?

@Liveandlearn789 8 лет назад

Fire Emblem did it

@innosam123 8 лет назад

Waifu emblem has your answer... :)

@tjhill0110 8 лет назад

B...but love IS a battle field!

@Liveandlearn789 8 лет назад

+tjhill0110 you got a Vinesauce profile pic too?

@Ikazu-san 8 лет назад

Not for you, dude.

@Scoonga_Doonga 8 лет назад

Sun Zhu is rolling in his grave

@Godofgaminguyz 8 лет назад

*Tzu

@Scoonga_Doonga 8 лет назад

Godofgaminguyz Shoo

@DarkMangaman 8 лет назад

choo choo

@DrunkenCoward1 8 лет назад

But it's Sun Tsu tho. Or Sun Tzu. Or Sun Idontfuckingknow.

@euchale 8 лет назад

Actually it´s 孫武

@SN33Z3C4NN0N 8 лет назад

Man shitting out chickens is my hero

@crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад

He's also real OP!

@quote2035 8 лет назад

Seriously, what the fuck? He took me like 5 attempts to even reach

@MilesEdgeworth129 7 лет назад

But Spear-Shield Guy is the TRUE Hero! (He got shot in the back of the spine, and can still stand!)

@Truescreen 6 лет назад

Chicken man!

@ausore9832 6 лет назад

What about the guy who shits out people who shit chickens?

@KamekSans 8 лет назад

This is one of the few "RU-vid bait" games that I think is actually amazing

@itscrumbelivable 8 лет назад

At least this one actually involves tactics and shit

@DrunkenCoward1 8 лет назад

Sun Tzu said "The Art of War is of vital importance to the state. It is a matter of life and death. A road guided either to safety or to ruin." Totally Accurate Battle Simulator says "Let's just run straight forward, it's gonna work out somehow."

@fruitcake5081 8 лет назад

If fighting it sure to result in victory. You must FIGHT! Sun Tzu said that. And I feel like he knows a bit more about fighting than YOU do pal, because he INVENTED IT!

@RockBandWiiPlayer1 8 лет назад

"Our player models will block out the sun!"

@HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA 8 лет назад

Is this the new season of Red vs Blue?

@Aural_Entity 8 лет назад

yes.

@gintokisakata514 8 лет назад

Fortunately

@daguyontheladder 8 лет назад

Given how i can actually understand what is happening, no it is not

@WorldWendell 8 лет назад

This game would be flawless if they didn't sound like minions.

@WorldWendell 8 лет назад

I swear I cant be the only one who hears that

@happydays6777 8 лет назад

+OvertimesHouse no they have higher voice pitch than the minions

@Choatemister 8 лет назад

Maybe that's why you kill them.

@vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад

+kite man Good thing I've never seen enough Minions for that image to stick.

@Sofuretu 8 лет назад

YOU MONSTER.

@ForgottenDawn 8 лет назад

"Mountain of Fuck", the new single by David Bowie.

@Skullnaught 8 лет назад

The new Total War is looking pretty good

@mortonandroy 8 лет назад

that breakdancing ballista was the greatest moment in my life

@Avossk 8 лет назад

Can love bloom on a totally accurate battle?

@deadweight7334 6 лет назад

@jaxsonthegreat14 3 года назад

Yep

@victikirby15 8 лет назад

Fire Emblem 15 looks great

@cheetosugar695 8 лет назад

If Pikmin grew up...

@tinystalker1821 7 лет назад

Cannot unsee

@RaptorMocha 8 лет назад

"First you kill your own peasants (blue implodes into fractal)"

@kweels9027 7 лет назад

War. War never changes. Sense the begining of time humans have flown into the skybox.

@thetman0068 7 лет назад

I never thought the slow Benny Hill theme would be funnier than the original

@jediknight4951 8 лет назад

8:48 When you unlock 'deflect arrows' for your block skill in Skyrim.

@Carbonated__Milk 8 лет назад

THAT'S A SKILL? I should try using shields... and heavy armor.... and 2handed... and archery and yeah I really only ever play Mage.

@exoltik3199 8 лет назад

You should totally try the thief or assassin play style too. Nothing feels more satisfying imo than silently assassinating every single bandit in a hideout without being detected or raising alarm, stabbing them all with a dagger. The damage output can get pretty ridiculous too. You could eventually 1 hit giants and mammoths (with the right gear).

@kha4911 8 лет назад

+Connor Hoban more importantly: you can stand 5 meters infront of someone in broad daylight without being seen

@exoltik3199 8 лет назад

dubem odum It's so stupid and ridiculous. I love it. haha

@BoboDoboRobo 8 лет назад

5:42 "OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN" "Then we will fight in the sha-"

@kuratajutsu 8 лет назад

If you haven't watched the original stream of this...*go watch it.* Every minute of the stream was fucking hilarious and watching Vinny come up with absurd scenarios in the sandbow mode was icing on the cake. Also watching the Boxer vs Sword fight live with Twitch chat was amazing in itself. The John Marine narrative was also superbly done.

@LimeCultivist 8 лет назад

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

@theredscourge 8 лет назад

#DicksOutForShieldGuy

@iquemedia 8 лет назад

But Vinny, there was almost zero CG in battle of the bastards!

@wo262 8 лет назад

Watch the behind the scenes once again, there was way more than "almost zero"

@HamsterPants522 8 лет назад

Are you implying that the giant was almost zero CG?

@iquemedia 8 лет назад

Compared to other forms of media that have large battle scenes (LotR is the first to come to mind) it had relatively little CG

@MegAmi24 8 лет назад

WHY IS THERE NO COCONUT GUN

@straiks8083 8 лет назад

there was actually a bunch of cg, but because it was done so well it's difficult to notice most of it

@cullen6194 8 лет назад

I'm blue da ba dee, da ba _die_

@SophinoX 8 лет назад

The amount of frozen rice in this video is really rustling my jimmies. I'll let myself out

@crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад

Holy frozen rice!

@foxtrottango9101 8 лет назад

Vinny Stop it. I want to some homework.

@crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад

You want to some homework? You better *get to do some of that homework* then!

@foxtrottango9101 8 лет назад

+Crazy Luigi I know but it's addicting and humorous

@robertmoreno5825 8 лет назад

+King The Son That meme died a year ago.

@rustypickle1156 8 лет назад

I dont think you can classify that as a meme it's so overdone.

@ybxdgaming5755 8 лет назад

This game gets to 1.0 before 2100 or riot.

@DetectiveDerpy 8 лет назад

Please

@DragonTamerCos 8 лет назад

Dwarf Fortress gets to 1.0 before 2100 or riot. FTFY

@levenlelo2 8 лет назад

The description also applies to Team fortress 2. They are one and the same.

@userPrehistoricman 8 лет назад

Except TF2 doesn't get streamed live on Vinesauce :(((

@vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад

That chase scene needs to be reenacted in TF2.

@diamondmetal3062 8 лет назад

Oh my god, that would make for a great mod for this game. Replace all of the units with RED and BLU teams.

@daguyontheladder 8 лет назад

@Vinesauce Obscurities it has, it's called "literally everytime a engie fights a spy"

@vinesauceobscurities 8 лет назад

daguyontheladder I was thinking a Red Heavy with boxing gloves chasing a Blu Demoknight, while someone micspams vaporwave Benny Hill.

@kumakisu 8 лет назад

these two battle simulator streams were the single funniest thing i've seen vinny play besides maybe glitch life

@S4nguineP3nguin 7 лет назад

For some reason I truly believe that vinny could be a voice actor for Rick and Morty

@Goldin55 8 лет назад

The Red Army fights Blue Man Group: The Movie: The Game

@MamonasDude 8 лет назад

Battle of the bastards is shit compared to this

@DesertPogona 8 лет назад

Some say the boxer still chases the swordsman to this very day

@neurogabu 8 лет назад

Love on the battlefield, dancing on the battlefield, grabbing each other by the balls and running away from the battlefield... on the battlefield.

@honeynutos2101 8 лет назад

"They are grabbing each other by the balls and dragging them out of the battle," - Vinesauce 2016.

@pixeltropolis4926 8 лет назад

Man I watched this live, every moment was deserving of a highlight.

@bobdeinterlace 8 лет назад

This has better CG than Star War the Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West.

@Yippieyiyo 8 лет назад

He is in my behind!

@crazyluigi6664 8 лет назад

DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@8BitExplosionGaming 8 лет назад

We have truly gone full cock

@duckslappinjoe3327 8 лет назад

Prepare to be execused.

@nobletohru 8 лет назад

Dear meme engineer, thanks for using my grand dad picture. Yes, I'm dragoneteur.

@chordettez6359 8 лет назад

"totally accurate" they said. "play now" they said.

@xSeeJay 8 лет назад

Mount and Blade: Bannerlord looks really good so far

@Snauss 8 лет назад

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

@BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N 8 лет назад

That fucker shooting in the air at 7:32 killed me.

@a-n-d-r-e-w-k 8 лет назад

What, you never heard of Chicken Shitters? Elite guard for royalty.

@YoursTroolie 8 лет назад

6:15 How you can describe a GTA Online race.

@bleuthoot 7 лет назад

The music in the last scene, amazing

@Gamer4672 8 лет назад

War...War never changes

@ComradeScrungus 8 лет назад

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield? Yes, but that looks like fucking not love.

@MADMAN_NYC 8 лет назад

For those who don't know the music in the last clip was not edited into the video.

@joesmith172 8 лет назад

Lord of the Rings and Saving Private Ryan ain't got nothing on this.

@alexander1112000 6 лет назад

You know what I've found to be surprisingly effective in this game, especially late in the game? Villagers. You create a huge hoard of villagers, spread out over the entire field, and just let them go. I swear it's horribly effective. You end up with a ton of dead villagers (or zombies, as I tend to think of them that way), but you still end up winning through sheer numbers alone...

@JayInTheGreen 8 лет назад

that was a good stream. I wish you guys showed the single boxer match though. Shit was gold.👌

@Gillrien 8 лет назад

2:17 Warning, incoming game.

@theslimeassassin3287 4 года назад

To think... the game used to look like this, but times have changed and so have games, small or big

@IamNCortex 8 лет назад

Wish there was an RTS game with similiar battle system.

@WinEntity 8 лет назад

Amazing work, Southbird. I commend you.

@jussmaster 8 лет назад

Aw, you forgot the epic 1v1 boxing match :(

@Kilitsuna 8 лет назад

"1 minute ago" "9 minutes long" "1 dislike"

@TheBreadman904 8 лет назад

8:55: Boromir

@streled5361 8 лет назад

That's probably how I'll fight .

@Hevymin 8 лет назад

Where the fuck was Barney?!

@Neverhoodian 8 лет назад

The latest TF2 update appears to have changed a thing or two...

@EldritchDoodler4828 8 лет назад

why didn't you include the chunkeh ahss from the full steam pt 3?

@EldritchDoodler4828 8 лет назад

*stream*

@__Lento__ 8 лет назад

Do you think love can bloom, even on the battlefield?

@glassydiatom 7 лет назад

9:05 To this day, they're still chasing each other.

@skofiix7299 6 лет назад

Onr moment i head a million screams of pain and the next nothing.

@mesakat104 7 лет назад

*snort* TOTALLY *cough* *snort* A *insert random noise here* *fart* ACCURATE *slurp* BATTLE *moist fart* SIMULATOR *snorts for eternity*

@captainjurgh8142 6 лет назад

A lot better than The Lord of the Rings.

@DrHojo123 8 лет назад

Am I the only one who slowed down the speed at the benny hill part? Also funny note putting the speed on max (2) the song plays like normal.

@danarogers5896 8 лет назад

Vinny, I just realized something. You live in Staten Island right? Have you ever met the "Impractical Jokers"? I really want to know.

@CaptainSouthbird 2 месяца назад

I am absolutely biased. But I like this style for TABS. Just get to the punchline, it's otherwise a very slow game.

@Prince_Seven 7 лет назад

I could make a "love blooms on the battlefield" joke but I prefer the "phantom pain" one.

@minespatch 8 лет назад

The slowed down benny hill music killed me.

@derik970 8 лет назад

we dont know if love cqn bloom in the battlefield but that one blue dude BECAME the battlefield itself

@RinqMasterLP 8 лет назад

This game is exactly like Miragine War. Seriously check it out its like the same premise.

@igetthat9398 7 лет назад

War....war never change

@mellowmelly9258 8 лет назад

im chOkIng OnMy WhaTEr HelP

@smitias_8474 8 лет назад

0:13 - PlayStation vs Xbox in a nutshell

@joyreemix7165 8 лет назад

Woah guys battlefield 1 looks great

@ASuperCoolUsername 8 лет назад

thanks for the highlights daddy binny

@seijakaku5879 8 лет назад

*daddy Southbird

@eltacufe 7 лет назад

So much lobe fur u, so damm!. Keep it taight. Kudos, infinite kudos.

@jiazji 7 лет назад

It just corrupted itself.

@legosam2067 8 лет назад

There's a sandbox mode, you know that right?

@Cyberbrickmaster1986 8 лет назад

Am I watching a bunch of Morphs dueling it out with naked smurfs?

@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar 8 лет назад

still better then Modern Warfare

@Bletotum 8 лет назад

you forgot the best part, when your ballista threw an enemy over its shoulder into the swordsman

@thegriffin88 7 лет назад

Was that a 1.5x speed Yakety Sax at the end? It was like slow but not too slow.

@alphamaxnova1 8 лет назад

love can bloom on the battlefield amazing

@METAS0MA 8 лет назад

I can't tell the difference between this ai and the average online ranked play of any pc game

@seeker4it 8 лет назад

This video is better with Berserk music. XD

@dragon00536 8 лет назад

5:40 I must go my people need me

@pavellimonov1324 8 лет назад

Totally Accurate Love Simulator

@King_Patte 8 лет назад

Best Game ever. 10/10 I laught so hard. ROFL

@MrCrossa 8 лет назад

I want to play this so fucking bad.

@KynatNL 8 лет назад

I lost it at "Oh my god I've crippled them"

@Shilag 8 лет назад

I think this needs to be made into a "War Engine" rather than a simple game. All developers should have to use this as a template for battle physics.

@GlaceonStudios 4 года назад

7:04 Would you believe me when I tell you, you are the queen of my heart? Please don't deceive me when I hurt you, just ain't the way it seems.

@trunksrocks1 7 лет назад

this game is what Fire Emblem is without Nintendo.

@tomahaul 7 лет назад

This reminds me when Kerbals turn into spaghetti.

@jan-paulvanatteveld5905 7 лет назад

2:14 if this game was glory

@_dFour_ 8 лет назад

i think if this game gets polished you may be swaping models with human ones and make some incredible Lord of the Rings battles! (And while writing this he just sayd it...)