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YOU'RE in my class! NOT the other way around! I KNOW EVERYTHING! And you know nothing. At the end of class, BOTH of you will report to the principle's office. WITH YOUR PARENTS!
Real Beetlejuice probably did it because Vinny had a NICE FUCKIN' MODEL! *_[honkhonk]_* I mean, you're workin' with a professional 'ere. Can't go around with an LoD comparable to Empire Earth's unit models.
@@TheJargonKing I was just about to comment this, but then I remembered I'm HIM. This shit don't mean nothing to me. I've got 17 baths full of shit, and you're gonna be sitting in 5 of them when I'm done with you. I've been pissing in the vacuum tubes at costco; Those cashiers about to get high off my yellow locomotive on the pneumatic cash railway.
There was a dream Vinny talked about where he was on a Rollercoaster with Cloud and Barret, and Barret leans over to whisper to Cloud, "One of us isn't gonna make it".
"the dude put me in a goo goo gaa gaa chair" either vinny forgot what a highchair is called or he genuinely just wanted to call it that. either way its very vinny
im smoking a blunt on the googoogaga chair im completing the sewer bike trials and asking their department for the footage my bitch look like Leonard Nimoy telling me theres a post afterlife this shit aint nothing to me man
It's worrying that Vinny's dreams somehow make more sense than the things he comes up with when he's conscious. No sane person should be able to think of creatures such as Gray Leno or the Diaper Chief while they are awake
He mentioned in today's Metroid HD stream that he really hopes someone animates that, because seeing Scorsese turn into a stick bug has got to be hilarious.
Funniest dream of my life, I was at a protest in the streets, blocked traffic and so many signs. My sign said "I shit because I have to" The other side said. "I shit when I want to" I woke up laughing, I never knew. We all have to shit, its our choice when to do it.
That is golden. It's amazing how dreams can sometimes make enough sense to actually be coherent and have a punchline when you explain them to other people
Can't help but think of Joel's Super Ghostbusters bit - "I go out on the streets to protest the ghosts in the city. I hold up a sign that says 'ghosts are shitty.'" That's just where my mind goes when I hear shitting and protesting together.
If only you could hold it up as long as you want to.. Shitting in the forest on a 5 mile hike with your second-time date in hearing distance can be a real life nightmare.
The whole episode is based around Vinny the main cast is the background characters and then he wakes up and streams talking about how fuck up it was and it ends on this retelling the dream.
I had a dream about a Vinny Sunday stream once where the actress that played Harper in _Wizards of Waverly Place_ popped up in some kind of commercial chaos stream. Everyone in chat was like "YO IS THAT HARPER?" with various pog emotes. Vinny says "chat, who's Harper?" and the entire chat is flooded with vineOld emotes followed by Vinny saying "Old? Okay."
Can't believe Vinny fell for the ol' SiIvagunner trick with the Taco BeIl. Air Yacht is the name given to a concept luxury vehicle that is a blimp whose control cabin can be separated and lowered as a watercraft.
Martin Stickbug has finally breached the main channel. Hoping that the weird Wario Land 4 dream’s here! And if not, this would be a great candidate for a sequel.
A dream I had once: “movie magic” is actually just real magic consisting of ancient spells and incantations and only the most elite of film directors have the level of prowess required to wield and cast them. All modern-day directors with this skill learned their craft from the Council of Elder Filmmakers: Spielberg the Wise; Hitchcock the Mighty; Kubrick the Brave; Scorsese the Gray; and Lucas the Fat. The Screen Actors’ Guild is one giant arena where apprentice screen-actors go to train so that they may, one day, become masters.
A world where filmmakers are like Johnny Cage. "Fans think my moves are all wire-work and special effects. Truth is...I *am* the special effects." Also, Lucas the Fat XD
omfg, I was thinking of that very same episode, and the funny thing is, I'm like 99.99999% sure Vinny NEVER saw that Simpsons episode seeing as how he has only watch like 3 Simpsons episodes in his whole life haha
One of my favorite dreams of his was the one where he said a landlord tricked him into going to their basement by telling him Kurt Cobain was still alive and in hiding there. Then as he headed to the basement the landlord ambushed him with attack pigeons until there were nothing but bones left. I think he shared this one during a stream of Cloudpunk?
I like that weird dreams are just a universal thing with everyone. Normally i forget mine after a few hours, but i still remember one i had when i was a teenager where i went to Costco with Squall from ff8 to get bbq ribs for a cookout.
one of my friends had a weird dream about Vinny and a swarm of larva Vinny-Jerma creatures chasing her, & she sprayed lotion into Vinny's eyes weird coincidence that we get a compilation of Vinny's own weird dreams the same day.
Post afterlife could refer to reincarnation, as in some Buddhist teachings there is a period between death and rebirth, during which the soul experiences a sort of "desire-world", following a sort of "gestation period" and finally facing its karma. Younger souls have shorter reincarnation periods, older souls can take 1,500 years to be reborn.
it's always tripped me out how dreams can be ridiculously bizarre and the brain just rolls with it and goes "ok, this is acceptable" makes me wonder what people would do if something really out of the ordinary or physically impossible happened in real life, or a string of these kinds of events
I had a dream like a month ago where everyone was playing this new videogame, it looked like shit, kinda like old school runescape, and the gameplay was just walking around (not running around, walking at a somewhat slow pace) and you had a jump button too. the game had no pause menu, no settings, no nothing, just a quest marker that was really far away, and an incredibly large map. people were speculating that it was likely larger than the surface of the earth. and the actual terrain (which had all sorts of paths, secrets and interesting things to look at) was supposedly hand made by the guy who made the game all by himself, that's why the graphics looked so bad, because it took the guy like 30 yeaars to complete the game and that's what games looked like back then. anyway after like a month of the game's release, no one in the world had yet reached the first quest marker, not even speedrunner types, who had been playing for 20 hours a day. and the game was coded so well that datamining, hacking, and modding was impossible, you could not just extract the cutscenes (if there were any) mod your character's speed to reach the objective really fast, or change the character position so that you spawn right next to the objective, you had to actually pay the game. the game was taking the world by storm, literally everyone was playing it all the time, it was even in the news constantly, something that never happens with videogames. I was the only one not playing because the game honestly looked like shit. and then I woke up.
The capital "I" instead of a lowercase "l" in the Taco Bell dream is exactly the kind of thing I'd expect an English major like Vinny to dream about. Why? Cause I've done the exact same thing
reminds me of the one time I had a dream about Vinny I was taking a Bus back home and for some reason I was eating really cold & old split pea soup. Vinny was the driver and was slightly pissed at me eating on the Bus. after being star struck I told Vinny I just started listening to Red Vox, he seemed happy but I then told him Another Light was the only album I had listened too. specifically I told him I hadn't listened to Kerosene and he seemed majorly bummed. that's were the dream ended, odd thing is Kerosene is my favorite Red Vox album so far. haven't listened past Realign yet.
For some reason the "Viper on Rope. No license" dream has stuck with me ever since I first heard it. If I ever see a snake or something my first thoughts go to that phrase immediately
I had a melatonin dream that was like the movie Existenz by Cronenberg with the added bonus of me having to find the band Human League new bodies because I had their souls in a jar. Never taking that Walmart melatonin again.
I had a dream where I went to a Vinesauce restaurant and Vinny and Joel worked there, I asked them "why do you work here?" and they replied in unison "Because the Jackal said so" and then they pointed to this very ominous door with rust all over it but I guess dream me just didn't give a fuck and decided to order a burger, however they didn't bring me a burger instead it was the vine shroom, when I took a bite out of it I woke up. This came from my own dream journal and I really couldn't tell you why I dreamt this.
I love that with each of these, he's a character just sitting around in a game somewhere, like he's just touring the video game lands on some kind of digital nomadic podcast, reading off his dreams as he traverses the fictional landscapes.
These are certainly some of the weirdest dreams I've ever heard of. I think the weirdest dream I've had was a few hours after I beat Virtua Cop 2. I went to take a nap and during my nap I had a dream that me and my family were on a vacation staying at a hotel inside an airport right next to the landing strip. It was this long, large tower that looked small outside but was much bigger inside. We go up to our room and suddenly the HUD from Virtua Cop 2 appears and I have a light gun in my hand, and a bunch of nameless criminals start popping out of places trying to kill us. We start descending the stairs of our hotel when a criminal pops his head out of a door and my mother, who has a random baby strapped to her chest (I have no siblings below the age of 9) runs out and I guess it was a timed event because I don't kill the criminal in time and he shoots the baby. Immediately after, the criminal goes back in through the door and the baby is unharmed, however in a manly voice tells me "minus 10 points" and then text pops up saying 10 points were lost. Then the baby is magically not on my mother's stomach and walks away. I woke up with the most confused expression on my face that day lmao.
Here’s a few excerpts from my own dream journal: “Weird clown circus. The ringleader was basically a P:LA boss where the audience needed to throw enough food at him to make him leave. He would “summon” a few people every so often and they would get more aggressive and numerous with every round. The ringleader casts a spell on the goons to make their muscles bigger. You could absolutely be beaten up during this event, but it was video game style and you’d just black out and respawn later. Not a nightmare, just fucking weird.” “Criken rebrands to “Thunderdude” and switches to eSports. I am very upset about it and everyone at the convention also got mad and started booing.” “Driving in the car with an otter in my lap, get pooped on” Dreams are weird lmfao
"Just as I was about to eat the sandwich I woke up." God fucking damnit ain't that the truth. So many times, trying to eat something in a dream wakes me up. Same thing happens if I try to fuck in a dream. I don't know why my dreams work that way, but it's awful. Also, I hope we have a White Christmas instead of a Blue Christmas this year. Rain on Christmas sucks way worse than even a dry Christmas.
the goo goo ga ga chair feels like it could be a peep the horror tier bit. bad chat members are put on the goo goo ga ga chair, and no further explanation is given
I had a dream once where I was in a buddy cop show as a sentient zombie and My partner was Jay Leno and we were searching for a criminal and I summoned a horde to assist us and the criminal climbed on top of a house and was taunting me and so I told the other zombies to throw rocks at him and he got pelted with rocks and he jumped off and made a run for it I told the zombies to chase after him and I blacked out and wandered to a mini golf course with a diner and I walked in and found a fan meet up and Vinny was doing stand up on an open mic then I woke up
LAST NIGHT, I HAD ANOTHER VINCENT VINESAUCE DREAM. HE SAID HE NEEDED TO TALK TO ME. WHEN WE MET AT THE DELI, CHAT WAS THERE, BUT I COULDN'T SEE THEIR MESSAGES. VINNY WAS VERY PLEASANT; HE HAD BROUGHT GNORTS. WE ALL HAD A PIZZA. AND THEN HE SAID THE ANCIENT PHRASE: "WE'RE LIKE THE STREAMER WHO SAYS THE SPEEN, AND THEN LIVES INSIDE THE STREAM." I TOLD HIM "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?". AND THEN HE SAID: "BUT, WHO IS THE STREAMER?"
I had a dream once where I found an alien time machine and I set it to send me back in time 100,000,000,000 years. As I expected, when I arrived everything was pitch black since the universe didn't exist yet. However to my horror, when I turned my flashlight on, I found that I was in a graveyard made entirely out of rusty metal and a loud scraping and clanking noise started in the distance, slowly getting closer, also my frame rate plummeted into the single digits and I got so spooked I forced myself to wake up.
I had a vinesauce related dream once that was in a comic format, and the comic was about vinny and scoot trapped on a deserted island with this glowing red coconut tree. vinny looked at the coconut tree and became possessed by it briefly much to scoot's concern
This is exactly like my dream journal, I'm just not awake enough to write detailed descriptions so you just get stuff like "cheesy mall" with no elaboration
Here's one of mine. From the 22th of September 2023. "new weird dream journal time so i first dreamed that my brother went all haywire and started thrashing everything at an ikea. My dad and Jerma tried to stop him. He was there for some reason. Them i there was a thing where i could eat "ghost cakes". i dunno what they were tho. I ate like 5 of them. Then my dad bought me a new CPU and it came with a free mouse. And then i played a vr game called "BDSM-ball" where you roll around a dude like a katamari bur instead of rolling up stuff you had to attach a bunch of tied up women to your dude and make like a big clump of people. Turns out that the game kinda sucked, but that for some reason it had a tv series adaptation called "Uh Uh Poopy" which also sucked. It looked just like the nutshack. It also sucked."
What I remember from my latest dream was that my VideoNow told me to replace the battery (or maybe it was a VMU, but this next part definetly involved the VideoNow), which I did by removing the screen because the battery compartment was behind it (which is not the case in reality).
Sharing my weirdest dream from many years ago since I don't feel so weird anymore . Walking through California on an residential sidewalk. Passed a fire hydrant when a hologram of Tupac Shakur informed me that 'I needed to find The Mystic Pizza.' I gladly agreed and walked into the next building, and proceeded to be sucked into a maze. The walls of the maze were small tiles with lush and vibrant colors all over. I never found the Pizza :(
Some of these had my sides splitting omg. Don't know how he gets such interesting dreams so often, but it's great that he gets inspiration from them sometimes. Being able to dream up entire melodies and lyrics and remember them well enough to use them is wild to me
One time I had a dream Vinny moved to my town, and I was like "Aw man I gotta see if I can hang out with him and tell him what pizza place to try" then I immediately realized it would have been weird dropping by his place and knowing where he lived so I left him alone.
A few nights ago, I had 2 dreams: In the first one, I got to hear the new Red Vox album while I was going on a walk in an abandoned skate park. I got to hear most of it, but I only remembered what 2 songs sounded like. One was an interlude with shoegazy guitars and a distorted sample of the band ordering pizza, and the other alternated between soft, synthy verses and loud, NIN-esque choruses, with the chorus going like "How do you, how do you feel?" The second one was the ending of a Metroid game (Vinny had just played Metroid NES HD that night), but for some reason, Master Chief, the funny moustache man (and I don't mean Mario), and someone else was there.
I was hoping the dream in which he's in a boat with Nicholas Cage eating apricots would be featured here. that one is burned into my brain forever for some reason. IIRC he mentioned it in one of the Super Paper Mario streams
I’ve only ever written down a few dreams, but the ones I did write down… gawdamn. Like this one I had a few years back was SO vivid and I spent so much time writing and thinking about it afterwards that I can still recall certain visuals, like basically every minor detail about the room it took place in. Anyways, here’s the SparkNotes version I made the morning of: Picture this. A typical movie theater, lit only by a grungy black-and-white silent film playing on the screen. In the front row seats, Jigglypuff sits to the left of a critically wounded Luigi, suffering and on the brink of death. A massive hole has been blasted through his left abdomen. Tears well up in Jigglypuff’s eyes as it sings softly to Luigi. There is no way Luigi will live to see tomorrow; all Puff can do is help him rest. But even with Puff there, the pain is too much for Luigi. He is collapsed into the chair cushions, fading in and out of consciousness. He whimpers and mutters incoherently, breathing sharply and staring at the film with glassy eyes. For a moment, Jigglypuff stops singing - thunderous footsteps can be heard from outside the theater. In a moment of clarity, Luigi slowly turns his head to Jigglypuff and stammers out the words: “Thank you… for everything. I love you.” A few seconds pass in silence - then the theater’s entry door is blown off its hinges, undoing the flimsy barricade of 2x4s covering it. An orderly line of headless android figures, dressed for modern warfare, stream in from the back of the theater and close in on the front. Neither Jigglypuff nor Luigi make any attempt to escape. The first android to reach the two makes no introduction - it stands directly behind Luigi, grabs him by the top of his head and violently twists his neck. The android maintains its iron grip on Luigi’s corpse, and turns to analyze Jigglypuff. For a moment, all is silent again. The androids remain fixed in place, standing tall like soldiers awaiting orders. Empowered by the androids’ hesitation, Jigglypuff turns to face them. In a smooth androgynous voice, Jigglypuff speaks. “It means nothing. He was already dead. I saw the light leave his eyes before you could take it.” (I woke up at this point, much to my disappointment, but I’m sure Puff camped the everliving shit out of the Androids)
