VIRAL VIDEO: High School Sophomore Sinks Incredible, Unnecessary Half-Court Shot 

My god, the most puntable kid I’ve seen in a very long time

"Ryan Followed Up His Miracle Shot By Running Around The Court Shouting "I'm On Drugs!"" lmao

"So, I'm there and I'm totally open, but Fat Mike-" I love how they make absolutely everything about him douchy.

Why does this kid look like a 10 year old, a 16 year old, and a 30 year old, all at the same time

"I've lost complete control of the team."

Omg that kid actor needs more roles, he's so good

"Followed up his miracle shot by running around the court shouting I'm on drugs." Brilliant.

The coach is my favourite character in this video

i love the end where he's just sitting there flipping the bird

"Ok we can wait, have it your way. We have all day" The entire background says 'TODAY NOW!' haha

So glad I found this clip! I’ve been looking everywhere for Grayson Allen’s high school highlights!

Legend says Jim the reporter is still waiting for Ryan to go play with him

This isn't even satire, this is life.

I think the biggest concern here is why aren't the referees calling obvious travels? This is high school basketball, not the NBA

The way he looks at the camera then gives the finger gets me every time lol

He scored and he made his coach angry, he got both! Get both, with 7up Ten!

Maybe he's related to the guy who plays King Joffrey.

There are two perfectly good belts there to motivate him, idk what's the problem?

The onion is so fucking good at what they do

I would say he traveled but going by the NBA RULES he didn't travel.

I cant believe that the onion managed to archive Ted Cruz's first appearance on tv

The Onion predicted Damian Lillard

I’m no expert, but that shouldn’t have been ruled a home run because he was roughing the goalie.

He should've had a 7up ten

This seems more like real life

the dude abides

Yeah, this is exactly like watching regular news talk shows.

"have it your way" close enough..

he turned out pretty good, but isn't this basically junior high lamelo ball?

This is the type of a kid that I would gladly go to jail for punching him in the face

That kids face is pure awesomness...

god, that kids really creepin me out.

Sometimes The Onion is more realistic than the real world.

Did anyone else notice he was just playing with an orange, and dropped it when the camera went on him?

Bruh they predicted Lamelo....

fuck, you're absolutely right.

quiet! it is dangerous to mention these things.

y he look 9 and 22 at the same time.

Includes a paid promotion?

It's funny. This would probably happen IRL too. Usually the Onion's videos are close, but not this close.

Coach Jesus

What is a typical behavior for children? Has it changed?

Wow he traveled

He travelled lol

That guy looks like Jeff Bridges

Ryan is our generation's Charles Lindberg and he will be an excellent Senator someday.

UCLA will recruit him lmfao

Outrageously hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is good satire, ha ha ha. Plus, Coach Bob is such a QTπ!

Great upload!

he is

The scary thing is this kid is basically teen Logan Paul

Love there morning show ones XD

its that fucking meridias beacon in the background

How does Jim Haggerty revert back to human form? or is this a reupload from before Porkin' finished?

Only if this was real

Aahha that kid was the best! He does a great rude!

More interesting than Kawhi Leonard.

you jelly you couldnt make a half court shot ever

It doesn't that he looks like Joffrey.

Hehe that kid reminds me of The Omen 2

That kid is great, i dont get why everyone hates him

Is that the kid from 'Identity' with John Kusac? The one about all the murders at the motel...

My guy is A mix of ted cruz and Oliver tree

Stephen Curry would disagree Bob.

Kid looks like an infant and an old man😄

No reporter deserves the rejection that Jim had cruelly received man.

"Nobody can tell you what to do. Do whatever you want. Fuck basketball." Truly inspiring words for all young basketball players out there.

"I've lost complete control of the team" hahaha

The way the kid's arrogance melted into insecurity when he actually had to prove himself was brutally brilliant.

I just love how the hosts always ignore everything their guests say.

love the subtle humor, him dropping the lemon at the beginning was priceless.

He traveled! He was obviously traveling! Apparently this kid is going to grow up to play for Duke.

Let's be real here, that kid would have been beaten to death during the commercial

This was the day after he auditioned to play Joffrey Baratheon. He was turned down because they were looking for an actor, not the real thing.

"What do you think is the key to Ryan's success?" "I'd say he has an incredible amount of energy, severe impulse control problems, and a bad home life."

0:20 The shot opens up with the kid playing with the orange, dropping it, and continuing as if nothing happens. This 1-second clip gives us, the viewer, insight into the carelessness and unbothered nature of this child character that motivates him to take this unnecessary shot. He doesn't even attempt to recover the fallen fruit until midway through the interview when he is overcome with boredom and disregard for the conversation. This boy is either a wanton rebellious punk or an unchallenged genius. Either way, he made that shot.

I know some kids like this.

Ted Cruz kid?

I swear that kid was about to whisper, "It's free real estate"

I legitimately had a kid like this on my team last season and he actually tried something like this. Fuckin peter

Why does this kid look like a young Ted Cruz

Game of Horse, I’m surprised Jim didn’t want to play a game of-Pig. 🐽

Whoever directed these sketches is a master of actors. Every single extra in Onion sketches are tremendous

He looks like ted cruz

If we had a basketball team like this in high school I would have gone to every game.

I know he’s just acting but man they did a good job of making a kid seem so punchable. 😂😂🤣 the onion is truly brilliant

If video games make kids more violent then why is this one going to be so easy to beat up? Honestly though, the child actors for the Onion are legendary

Lmao I love how in the clip he’s totally traveling 😂

"Do whatever you want, fuck basketball" true words of inspiration

at 00:21 he dropped that lemon.

Wow, he's almost reached King Joffrey levels of punchability

TBH...there were some funny moments but this just made me incredibly sad.

Kids who think no one can make them do anything, find out later in life that they cant make anyone do anything they want either.

I find this very funny and incredibly frustrating at the same time

"was anyone talking to you Bob?"

So energetic AND so inspiring. This kid really does get both!

This is probably one of the best onion videos ever.

Why do I feel bad for Jim lmao

No one's going to mention his massive travel