Virtual Gnomes | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

Gang gang daddy

Brandon schwabb comin in THICCC onward daddy gang gang buzz lightyear

The rat king of one liners.

and

"Everyone's a desert 9 when you can't see the eyes"

Yes sir. Gang forever baby , have a nice bratwurst to celebrate.

Gang gang baby. Stay away from embankments in 2021. Happy new year

Gang bro

and let's not go overboard with the dark arts

Semi Asian kid who worked near the school and knew the answers. 😭🤣

That was the best line. Had me dying.

Later on his comments on rv owners and Hooters having beef now 🤣🤣🤣

"We are in the future, this is what Elon Musk puts on his salad"

I will always refer to tits as milky head lamps from here on out

I can't stop thinking about him saying "if you had a bag full of years." I don't know why but that cracks me up.

Who still eats cornflakes ?lol

@BigBody Reviews That bee semen hitter bruh

He’s so funny without trying 😭

Bro you are everywhere

Easily

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death " is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

Facts

Imagine this being your first Theo video lol.

Gang

It's happening just as I said it would...the healing phase of being "scared to death " is pneumonia, aka "flu". So as people are released from the solitary confinement of their homes (because of media and government lies based on the fraudulent Germ Theory), and people begin to get happy and feel less stressed, the result will be the healing phase....of pneumonia. The fear campaign has caused ALL the illnesses, not a Boogey Virus. Every disease is based on the Germ Theory, which was the theory of ONE man over 100 years ago. It was never proven to be 100% valid, and has not even been QUESTIONED again. Why? In order for a theory to be valid, it must be reproduceable in each and every person 100% of the time. Every single person exposed to a "virus" MUST get sick from it 100% of the time, over and over again. It's how you PROVE a theory is valid. This was never done. Scientists used to think witches and witchcraft were valid!! Educated people?? hahaha!! If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. It's either all or none of them...they are all based on the same Germ Theory. If you can't "catch" someone's lung cancer, you can't "catch" their colds or flu. Upsetting and distressing events in a person's life is what cause ALL cancer and cancer-equivalent disease, cold, flu, pneumonia, bronchitis, etc. The cause of death in Small Pox was PNEUMONIA, not acne lesions. The only people who “caught” Small Pox were the ones who were attacking each other..Indians and Militia....people who feared and were attacked by each other. A massive fear campaign will CAUSE people to be "worried sick", but sickness doesn't happen until people resolve their fears. Why do you think kids get sick in October? Because their fear of going back to school and being upset about it finally dissolves, and they get back into their routines. What the media and government is doing to people is criminal. Western Medicine is pure fraud. I can't be the only person in this disgustingly brainwashed world who knows about German New Medicine.

@@AgendaInMind PTL baby!

@@AgendaInMind shut up lol

@@AgendaInMind Upsetting circumstances in life is the reason everyone who has ever been sick has gotten sick? You sound like you need to shut up.

@@AgendaInMind so we going back to the Middle Ages now?

That Khole's half off bad boi 😂

He had to get his self one as well lol

He’s got that bling hitter

That would have been so epic r.i.p mitch hedberg

That’s in the 10 commandments as a sin in West Virginia

that thing slept six honey

“That baby slept 6 man, but in the end it slept one” 😂😂

Bout dropped my fucking bong I laughed so damn hard!

😂

How many jpegs does that baby hold?

Timestamp

29:00

I often wonder how the whites only Starbucks in his house is doing during this pandemic

Wonder what delia is up to. He's been gone long enough his creepy ass needs to come back.

gang gang

Gang Gang

Gang bruh

Gang nigga

Just found him these last few months and it's getting me through ngl

Theo looks like the pastor held him by his nose when he dipped him in that holy water

God is good daddy

.....he did in the Alabama video you can watch with your own eyes

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sATpdHgxhP8.html

Brandon schwabb comin in THICCC onward daddy gang gang buzz lightyear

Check that it ain't no Keurig

Shit killed me

love

Amen to that

He's emotionally damaged, afraid of commitment but he yearns for it at the same time, I'm in the same boat which is why I can read it on him. Hope he finds some peace on his path this year 👌

​@@mr.knowitall4054 If he'd have committed to one of his exes and had a family, likely none of us would know who he is right now. He has plenty of time. He's fine.

Gang

Been a rough year for the youth in Asia. Covid baby.

"euthanasia bop" haha

@@blappichulo9015 Coach needs to tell Lil Corvid-19 to just sit the rest of the season out tbh

We should all be more worried about these 40somethings letting those puppies run wild for a little tip.

I got a little tip for ‘em. Ya feel me, daddy?

I died at that part

The 2021 Corvid is a completely new design with a mid engine power plant to compete with the European Super cars.

@@mrvrose9999 So Corvid is basically a Tesla that was developed by Elon Musk's son R9-69

You’re observant and pretty.

@@nickredman3052 wow thats a nice comment! Never thought I could find one of those on a youtube video 😂 thank you

It's ongoing in our household 🙌

Bro how did he keep a straight face talking bout that waiter

Big Anthony

Congrats bro 😎

Ya sure it ain't rotten jizz bruh bruh?

If you got mustard on your shirt why would you still be wearing it a day later?

Nerd

For the better. He needs a assistant like nick or who ever Shultz has editing his shit

I agree but I feel bad for the young asian feller

He needed it

Just when he got himself that first ginger kiss hitter

For real theo brought light in 2020

🤣🤣🤣

Them OB's

Yaaaaaaaas!!!

gang

funniest shit ever

omg u just made me spit out coffee with that one

Dudeeeeee!!!!!! That got me good. Best comment of 2021 so far!!

life

You probably have stomach issues and or low on b vitamin, amino acids and serotonin. 90% of your serotonin is absorbed through your digestive system Theyre finding the stomach is now considerd your second brain. If your gut health is not good it can cause all sorts of neurologiacal problems. Go talk to a endocrinologist and or nuerogologist

@@goldengateart8847 I'm in good shape physically, but I am still processing some emotional discomfort, I am pretty sure I learned to feel anxious in intimate situations, thanks for the tip just the same.