Vivid Noise - Donkey Kong Country 

Who tf walks in DKC? You just run all the time or you're playing it wrong. Even if you walk, the movement is really tight. The hit box works just fine. And bro, are you really going to criticize DKC music? Really?? Honestly I don't undestand this video. It feels like bait tbh.

Your review sucks. No one ever had problems to know where the characters land or if they'll hit or not the enemies. Many of your reasons ended with a poor argument. All the points you consider bad in your amateurish analysis is what indeed made this unique game being a treasure of humanity. WTF the segment when you spoke about the music, literally after the amazing logo introduction that leads you to the first soundtrack: DK Island Swing, It is a master class on how to prepare the player to engage in the theme of the game where you incarnate this massive crocodile-bully gorilla, and makes you feel you are crossing an entire jungle through mythical places that if it weren't for that someone stealing your bananas we would never have discovered and then end up finding that they were stolen by a high seas pirate crocodile captain, ending with that epic pirate tune. Seriously everytime you try to describe this bad aspects seems that you are just trying hard in order to fill your lack of content analyisis.

This whole vid is just one big pure fail. I got second hand embarrassment listening to it.