The fact he's increasing Sunak's chance of keeping his seat is lost on you, eh? Not sure that's a great tradeoff for a lame gag but you do you, darlin'
I'm dreaming - and my dreams consist of Count Binface getting into parliament on a technicality. I swear I would tune into question time every single week.
Simple, he goes in wearing a fez on day one. Speaker: Count Binface, remove your hat. Takes fez off. Speaker: And the rest! Binface: I require the rest for health reasons. Speaker: And they are? Binface: The nitrogen in your atmosphere is toxic to me.
RU-vid offers to translate this comment into English. I took it up on the offer. Apparently "BINDEPENDENCE DAY" translates into in English as "BINDEPENDENCE DAY". Amazing. Languages will never cease to fascinate me.
@@RaytheonTechnologies_Official That's Galactic Standard Language - understood by any person in the nearest 30,000 parsecs, as long as this person speaks English.
Richmond in Yorkshire is such a beautiful place. It really does need someone like Count Binface to fully exploit all the resources that reside beneath that green and pleasant carapace - for the benefit of the Omniverse, of course!
it is no curse to be a tyke of the peoples republic , it is a blessing even if that means watching doncaster rovers , its a small price to pay , i feel sorry for binface having to talk to all the rich snobs in the north of the ridings
@@tomfinney3416I have no actual problem with South Yorkshire, but for COUNT BINFACE to be so close and I can’t vote for him is, pardon the bin pun, RUBBISH!
@@C.A.A93 lol you aint alone , binface is brilliant ,but i have it on good authority that a whippet is standing (well running ) in wombwell and there is a ferret in fitzwilliam
Don't know, but you must've done something pretty terrible in a past life. (Please note I am an Australian who knows nothing of Yorkshire, south or otherwise.)
Should've hired Dan Andrews as your campaign consultant. Those level crossings would have been made history in short order, along with every level crossings that dare exist within a 150 mile radius.
Or Binface and Starmer in the same place at the same time. To resolve this conspiracy just elect Binface and he can face Starmer (assuming he retains his seat) in Parliament.
We don't deserve him, but we need him. Long live Count Binface! You know Richmond would love to have Count Binface tap your resources. I've seen how you look at him.
Do it. There is going to be a supermajority. Binface will keep the government in line. He will give the world hope. And he has the clearest and most open policies that we can all get behind
Congratulations on your mathematically practically perfect election pamphlets. And thank you for honouring the internet geeks with your choice of counting agent!
all hail count binface. bow to his galactic wisdom garnered over millennia and should he fail in his mission to lift richmond and north allerton from the quagmire it now rests. sunak will have at least been returned to his rightful station. as a non consequential back bencher of the opposition. win/win
I would love to vote for Binface! I was born in Northallerton but we moved away when I was 2. Please Binface change the rules after you get elected so anyone born in Northallerton can vote Binface too!