Jerma: complains about VR in general Also Jerma: refuses to move on from poorly translated, buggy asset flip game with bullet sponge enemy because it "has potential". Never change Jerma
@@creator-link as much as I like that game it has "game you get in a 2020 ultimate vr indie bundle as collateral from wanting to get some other game in the 20 dollar tier" energy
the shit he made up about pushing through a crowd to stop his roommate from microwaving a fish had me in fucking tears and the kitchen nightmares scary sound effect killed me
How is it possible that I, a girl from Spain and a non-native english speaker (obv.), know that torch can also mean flashlight but Jerma somehow doesn't??
@@patata6868 Because theyre commonly called Torches in Europe and *never* called torches in the USA. So odds are, youve heard it called a torch before, despite not being a native speaker
Game: "Press A to open bonnet" clearly indicating the hood of a car Jerma: "Ok, press a to open bonnet. What, like a baby bonnet? Is there a baby here? I don't see a baby, where is the baby? Chat, do you see a baby? *Spends 5 minutes looking for a baby and making jokes about baby clothing* Ok what am I supposed to do here? *Presses A and opens hood* What????? This is a car hood! Where is the baby bonnet, why would they call it that?"
"pick up the Walker's crisps", crisps? What? Like, crispy pieces of something? And no one walked past here recently, where are they? *picks up walkers crisps clearly labelled walkers crisps with a marker above it* oh, these are just Lays potato chips, I don't need these. *throws them out of bounds*
Going from Jerma not holstering his gun when the tutorial told him to, to hitting something with his car, to not knowing how to reload a gun, to missing the lock gave me extreme whiplash
Jerma trying to cook Hamburger Helper Mac & Cheese but ended creating an Eldritch pasta hotpot with raw meat everywhere around the kitchen was so funny (Also when he said "this kitchen is so big!", thanks for the recap Chel!)
Never in my life have I seen a game where instead of an empty gun just going "click" like it's supposed to, you just have some invisible apparition telling you in a monotone voice to reload every time you try to shoot
I'm surprised he was able to say the word gas that many times without breaking into an imitation of the Saw voice. (even if it'd be without the mic modifier)
I legit laughed so fucking hard at the part in blair witch where he asked chat to spam that one copy pasta and several minutes later COMPLAINING that he couldn't see the right answer in chat because everyone was spamming the same thing
"Why is he grinding his teeth and foam comes out when he talks?" Impostor Jerma hasn't had any real teeth for so long the very mundane concept of brushing your teeth seems alien to him
Bros! Broskis! I think I'm gonna rant about how VR grab bag isn't most top notch experience and how gas is biggest health hazard known to man! Thank you for the highlights Cheltie, they're always a treat to watch whenever I miss the actual stream❤
I'm not the kind to laugh when watching things, I mean it's not that I'm not very entertained but my face kinda droops when I'm not with people but I'll have you know that the cooking game had me wheezing. When the game took the plate of lemons but left the fish I actually passed out for a bit.
That was me but when the copy pasta just rushed through the chat and Jerma couldn't read it. I lost my shit because it was such a perfect "I don't know what I expected..." type of moment.
I opened up this video on the TV in our home, my brother was just passing by and suddenly he stopped when he glanced it and he stopped so fast he almost knocked a table over in the process, he asked me what I'm watching, and I looked at what I was watching. The stream was still in the "stream in orbit soon" phase, so I said nothing. He thought I was lying and stomp walked away yelling "FINE, OMAR" which woke up everyone sleeping since it was 5 AM. I am still trying to figure out what got him angry, he's a conspiracy theorist so is it the weird emoji planets? The fuck did he think I was watching?
Why does he not just play more of vr games he enjoys instead of just playing a bit of everything? There's vr games I'd love him to play but like I would rather he just play something he wants to play instead.
Cottage? We got Miss Angela Quackenbush over here gifting her fresh chutneys and pickles to the local mailman, putting a freshly baked pork pie on the windowsill and having banker hornsberry pop by and sniff the air like "ooh I love me pork pie, not many young'uns know how yo do a good pork pie now a days missus" before tipping his bowler hat, lady Chattensburg visiting the country fair to see the tapestry depicting the county's long history of being full of farmers, before rolling cheese wheels down the hill and wrestling greased up pigs getting her Dirndl covered in fresh countryside mud, having a good laugh lightly inebriated over one glass too many of freshly brewed Essex pear and apricot cider
i refuse to microwave something if it takes more than 3 minutes. i am not standing in front of a microwave for that long just staring at a spinning plate. if i wanted to make something in more than 3 minutes id make a sandwich or something not a frozen dinner that tastes like garbage
Theres ramen i get that tastes so fucking good that takes 7 minutes, also, you do know you dont have to stand infront of the microwave right? You can just go sit down
You don't have to stand there and wait for it finish. You can just set the timer, start it, and walk off to do something else. They beep when they're done for a reason.
If you don’t lean against the counter so close you don’t realize until the wifi on your phone cuts off from the radiation leaking you aren’t doing it right.
