A mother gave birth to a twin boy and girl, however she passed out. So.. The staff made her brother choose her child name When the mom woke up, the name has already been decided Mom: noooo, my brother is terrible in choosing names. What's the girl name? Staff: Denise Mom: Denise sounds nice.... Omg! My brother chose a nice name for once! Mom: What's the boy name? Staff:.... Mom: *confused face* Staff: *Denephew* Mom: **passes out**
A married couple just bought a new house and they want to name it. They're very superstitious. So they go to a priest to name their house. Priest: Go outside, and the first thing you see is the name of your house. They go out and see an underwear kept to dry. So they name the house 'underwear.' After many years they have a child. Again, to name the child they go to a priest. Priest: The first activity you see that a living being does is your child's name. They see a dog pooping. They name the child poop. Now one day their house caught fire. Their child was stuck inside. They called the fire station and said: "Help! My underwear is on fire and my poop is stuck inside! 😂😂 Congrats if you read till the end😅😅
I didn't get most of the jokes, But the joke where sofia says "What do you call when i sit down on a sofa? Sofia." this, it makes me laugh so much that i keep coughing now. xD
OMG I laughed so hard when they said this one Jason is walking down the street. He sees something on the floor and puts it in his mouth then says 'wah! Luckily I didn't step on it, it's sh*t'
