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DAD JOKES - TRY NOT TO LAUGH | Crossroads Church 

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@S_047
@S_047 Год назад
The deadpan delivery of "plane/plain" got me
@readthebible67
@readthebible67 Год назад
The off-camera guy, laughing, made my day!
@davidvanriper60
@davidvanriper60 5 месяцев назад
I lost my job at the calendar factory... because I kept missing days...
@dianebabeu4282
@dianebabeu4282 5 месяцев назад
LAUGHTER, the best medicine😂❤
@winkfinkerstien1957
@winkfinkerstien1957 Год назад
Too many puns can make me numb, but math puns make me number.
@randomvideowatcher
@randomvideowatcher Год назад
I took trigonometry in college and it gave me an identity crisis. I had to deal with the aftermath. In another math class there were numerals floating in the air and stuck to the ceiling. Those were roamin' numerals. A rubber band in algebra class is a weapon of math disruption. There's a class in elementary school that causes great division-----math class.
@mkien2005
@mkien2005 10 месяцев назад
​@@randomvideowatcher Your dad joke took so long it became a grandad.
@cynthiawadeson8843
@cynthiawadeson8843 8 месяцев назад
What is two thirds of a pun? P U!
@hazyaspect
@hazyaspect Год назад
"What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A beater..."
@lsteiner
@lsteiner Год назад
I'd give 2 thumbs up if I could!
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550 Год назад
I took a girl to the gym on a date. She didnt turn up. So I knew right then we weren't going to work out.
@yvonnerahui8729
@yvonnerahui8729 9 месяцев назад
..ha. Good one. Maybe tho'..you 'asked a girl...'
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550
@tenpercentfordabigguy8550 9 месяцев назад
@@yvonnerahui8729 Maybe this is why you never get taken to the gym.
@EvilTwin559
@EvilTwin559 Год назад
I enjoy taking the bus but I hate when the cops make me give it back.
@silky0439
@silky0439 Год назад
This was better than the Whole Video!
@sazonsongs
@sazonsongs Год назад
🥁 badump. tsss!!
@cashstore1
@cashstore1 Год назад
I remember when I got caught stealing a calendar. I got 12 months
@randomvideowatcher
@randomvideowatcher Год назад
I would remove 1 page from my page a day desk calendar and burn it...then I would have a hot date.
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 6 месяцев назад
My daughter is hearing this one tonight.
@SandraCat22
@SandraCat22 17 дней назад
I’m in the middle of reading this book about antigravity… it’s so intriguing I couldn’t put it down, 😂😂
@Lu-lk5bz
@Lu-lk5bz Год назад
I absolutely am a huge huge fan of Dad Jokes. I can still remember growing up in Brooklyn New York my Dad would always love to barbecue especially never would fail when I'd have my girlfriends over for a Friday night or weekend barbecue one of my favorite may I add is the story I'm sharing. He would proudly stand by the Grill as with his hat on that had antlers on them with his favorite sport socks pulled as high as they could up his legs with his apron on that said " I'm the king of Grillin let's be chillin that had a blinking pin that would blink. He would have endless jokes to share. Thank yu for sharing this you made my day! I just want to give a shout out to my amazing Dad who is in heaven along with my amazing mom. I know they are in heaven grillin & chillin & sharing jokes. I get my huge sense of awesome humor from them both. Thank u again , sincerely Lu 🙌🤟🙌❤️🙋
@antoniomortem5783
@antoniomortem5783 Год назад
Your life is a movie
@Lu-lk5bz
@Lu-lk5bz Год назад
@@antoniomortem5783 take that as a compliment. Thank you .
@abelincoln196
@abelincoln196 Год назад
Omg, did you hear about the kidnapping?
@wordforthespirit7852
@wordforthespirit7852 8 месяцев назад
Wow great story of great memories
@owl_of_morkari
@owl_of_morkari 5 месяцев назад
@@abelincoln196I heard they slept well!
@richardwheeler3768
@richardwheeler3768 Год назад
3:03 - Christian laughs at a joke three times: once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him, and once when he understands it!
@richardwheeler3768
@richardwheeler3768 Год назад
And again at 4:30
@robsimpson6537
@robsimpson6537 Год назад
How bout, I was addicted to the hokey pokey but turned myself around.
@toddwynn3397
@toddwynn3397 Год назад
I was addicted to soap. I'm clean now.
@robsimpson6537
@robsimpson6537 Год назад
@@toddwynn3397 😂 nice 👍!
@genesummers1111
@genesummers1111 Год назад
That's what it's all about!
@1badombre82
@1badombre82 9 месяцев назад
Keep up the good work 👍 1 day at a time
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 6 месяцев назад
I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it.
@theslimeymaniac
@theslimeymaniac 8 месяцев назад
They sound and look so serious, and then when they laugh. Its a whole personality change
@Heyou111
@Heyou111 Год назад
When does a joke become a Dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
@geraldfrost4710
@geraldfrost4710 3 месяца назад
When it becomes full groan.
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 9 месяцев назад
Two flies 🪰🪰 we’re sitting on a piece of 💩, One of them cut a fart, the other one said…”PLEASE I’m trying to eat here!” 😂😂😂
@CorysComedyChannel
@CorysComedyChannel Год назад
This was a riot... You guys are too much fun. Yee-Haw!
@ericspence-tw3pt
@ericspence-tw3pt 11 месяцев назад
I almost dated a psychic, but she left before we met.
@tomlinsonsteven90
@tomlinsonsteven90 6 месяцев назад
How does a pilot like his plane? With a side of wings! 😂
@djgp1608
@djgp1608 11 месяцев назад
Very funny and enjoying on Father's day!
@MysteryAndroclese401
@MysteryAndroclese401 11 месяцев назад
5:07: Hey. Quit telling jokes out of your butt...you're cracking up...
@frankeem3820
@frankeem3820 Год назад
I was going to start a new diet but right now I just have too much on my plate.
@randomvideowatcher
@randomvideowatcher Год назад
I tried the South Beach diet and it was easy.......I just went there and ate in the restaurants. I tried the seafood diet...when I see food I eat it. If I want a food to have low carbs I eat it in the basement. I watch what I eat..I watch it go into my mouth. I like whole foods...the ones that haven't been stepped on or torn apart. If I want a well rounded meal I have a pizza or cookies.
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 6 месяцев назад
There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Ones that can count and ones that can't count.
@rrumi4618
@rrumi4618 Год назад
That one guy who always get the joke.
@jeffbray7791
@jeffbray7791 Год назад
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion. Because he was outstanding in his field
@AnonymousGirl1.15
@AnonymousGirl1.15 5 месяцев назад
You know he was naturally gifted because it was in his genes (jeans)
@JayFreestyle
@JayFreestyle Год назад
4:58 dad joke, dad moment
@nokia5359
@nokia5359 9 месяцев назад
a shell of a yolk... brilliant otherwise it would be a sedan. hahahah fantastic! love these dads!!!
@rhight
@rhight Год назад
Good grief! I wound up laughing my behind off! 🤣🤣
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 11 месяцев назад
Wow, people still say behind?
@rhight
@rhight 11 месяцев назад
@@misbahailia3345 Only Dads who know kids might read some of this stuff. 😅
@Garythedog3
@Garythedog3 11 месяцев назад
That was funny! Thanks.
@rogerherron7718
@rogerherron7718 Год назад
Chickens drive hatchbacks.
@misbahailia3345
@misbahailia3345 11 месяцев назад
The last one was savage!
@pahoskins
@pahoskins Год назад
You guys are great! Laughed till I cried!
@iannadeau5353
@iannadeau5353 Год назад
What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Shellby. Or a beater. 😁
@kaptaink6960
@kaptaink6960 9 месяцев назад
What do you a man who sits on the edge of a mountain? Cliff!
@lsteiner
@lsteiner Год назад
The news was depressing today. "selling quack" cleared that all away!
@christibritton1436
@christibritton1436 2 месяца назад
As a bookkeeper I would regularly go to bank to get change for the tills. Used to ask teller for a dollars worth of twenties.
@R3cce
@R3cce Год назад
Why did the golfer bring another pair of pants? Answer: Just in case he got a hole in one 😂😂🤣🤣
@johnnyfleming522
@johnnyfleming522 9 месяцев назад
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the armadillo and the raccoon that it could be done without getting squished.
@brilanto
@brilanto 9 месяцев назад
You like 'Rango'?
@don2deliver
@don2deliver 6 месяцев назад
It's socks.
@winkfinkerstien1957
@winkfinkerstien1957 Год назад
The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. 🌎
@lsteiner
@lsteiner Год назад
That sounds like Stephen Wright on-liner!
@RangerCaptain11A
@RangerCaptain11A Год назад
rockin' the dad gut too.
@michaelireland7239
@michaelireland7239 Месяц назад
5 out of 4 struggle with maths that is gold
@R3cce
@R3cce Год назад
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Answer: Bison (bye son) 😂😂🤣🤣
@Cypher791
@Cypher791 Год назад
5:35 Nailed it
@user-vn6mb8im8w
@user-vn6mb8im8w 8 месяцев назад
My thought exactly! 😃
@BHambee
@BHambee Год назад
Unpossible …. 5 out of 4 😂
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
@cynthiawadeson8843
@cynthiawadeson8843 8 месяцев назад
Very creative of you Henry--what's your favorite joke in English?
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes
@Henry-teach-Chinese-in-jokes 8 месяцев назад
it's very hard to name one@@cynthiawadeson8843
@emmas9928
@emmas9928 Год назад
I laughed at every joke.
@fayereeves6568
@fayereeves6568 Год назад
I like them best when the guys laugh
@Jay-nb1ss
@Jay-nb1ss Год назад
That was pretty good! Lol😆
@robertthompson3941
@robertthompson3941 Год назад
Jay Mason?
@wendystrong3827
@wendystrong3827 Год назад
These jokes are really funny!!
@shepatown
@shepatown Год назад
I was going to go to the paranormal convention but it got cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. So now I'm just watching dad jokes on youtube.
@jmrdrgz
@jmrdrgz 8 месяцев назад
Just the pressure you put yourself under even before the joke, I think that is what creates the crack before the wall falls down.
@handsonwithblg4949
@handsonwithblg4949 8 месяцев назад
What kind of a car does an egg drive ? A Beater ! Woka Woka !! Better then theirs .
@freedomson1
@freedomson1 Год назад
I like!
@RJLightning68
@RJLightning68 Год назад
Y'all make me laugh too hard
@nickhand8054
@nickhand8054 Год назад
An imam, a bishop and a rabbi all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look at them and says "is this some kind of joke?"
@randomvideowatcher
@randomvideowatcher Год назад
A man walks into a bar with a piece of pavement under his arm.....he says "I'll have a drink for me and one for the road." A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and are stopped just inside the door by the doorman.He says "you can go in but don't start anything."
@bobesposito7235
@bobesposito7235 Год назад
my kind of jokes, but GROAN.
@Nako3
@Nako3 10 месяцев назад
I wish there was more of this
@tatenaugle
@tatenaugle 10 месяцев назад
Check out part 2 on my channel!
@Nako3
@Nako3 10 месяцев назад
@@tatenaugle Oh I did already haha :D
@alysonhoch8730
@alysonhoch8730 Год назад
So so funny jokes
@Black_Flag_Studios
@Black_Flag_Studios 7 месяцев назад
Tate we gotta start our own Airsoft field
@AlfonzoJenkins
@AlfonzoJenkins Год назад
Enjoying the jokes...
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts Год назад
*See Your Future As Bright Like Stars Because The Universe Will Also See It Like That* _# Ishtiaque Ahmed_
@authorcls7164
@authorcls7164 Год назад
God is not the universe. God MADE the universe.
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts
@IshtiaqueAhmedShorts Год назад
@@authorcls7164 correct you are dear brother .. ✅🤗 "Because Wants You To See Your Future Bright"
@travisbrink8837
@travisbrink8837 Год назад
Egg drives an egg car ton
@ScienceFan1859
@ScienceFan1859 Год назад
1:28 “why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them? So they can scanthenavyin…
@deairmen
@deairmen Год назад
I didn’t realize Jason was that funny
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 Год назад
Why is 007, Always in a " sticky" situation? He's a BONDing Agent
@stirlingmin
@stirlingmin Год назад
I find carrot sticks really confusing. Are they a reward or a punishment?
@graemedickey3638
@graemedickey3638 Год назад
David is the smallest, he played in Saul’s ear
@a.n.7863
@a.n.7863 9 месяцев назад
Knee-high-miah should have been the punch line instead of the thing about Peter.
@dustinmackbee5213
@dustinmackbee5213 2 месяца назад
Was that Kawai Leonard laughing at :59? 😂
@RavellJamesMartin
@RavellJamesMartin Год назад
Because 10+10 is 20 and 11+11 is twenty too
@Warrenwalker30
@Warrenwalker30 Год назад
I lost it at im working on it
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 Год назад
Q) what did mother giraffe say to bad teenage giraffe? A) Im not sticking my neck out for you
@berniefynn6623
@berniefynn6623 Год назад
HAY Bales are not square, rectangular.
@WealthNMe
@WealthNMe Год назад
Peak a boo…… ICU
@coleenburris6816
@coleenburris6816 Год назад
ICU!!!!
@genuin8588
@genuin8588 9 месяцев назад
why was the french fry running?..... he was trying to catch up!
@richardbrower457
@richardbrower457 Год назад
The eggs that I have asked say the drive Nash Scramblers.
@paulflint6254
@paulflint6254 Год назад
Whats white and black and red all over? A murdered Zebra
@erichiguera
@erichiguera 5 месяцев назад
note:to self. 0:30 to 0:40 is gold. and i stopped watching at 0:40 to come back later
@jenniferwinn3483
@jenniferwinn3483 Год назад
I have a joke what’s a fish with no eye? (joke) a fsh 😂
@roma540
@roma540 Год назад
DAMN, that Shortest man in a Bible was CLEVER.
@LanceMitchell-co4yy
@LanceMitchell-co4yy Год назад
What would you call a cat when he drives a bus.
@izzy8919
@izzy8919 Год назад
A beater
@RubbulxNuudhistorysnextbot1
how raindear with no head? no idea how raindear with no eyes and legs? still got no idea
@serdip
@serdip Месяц назад
How do fish keep track of their weight? They carry around scales.
@kathypichey4306
@kathypichey4306 9 месяцев назад
Because it's funny
@Sunone13
@Sunone13 5 месяцев назад
Why did the snail paint an “s” on the door of his automobile? Because he wanted to see his escargot.
@sirmojo4537
@sirmojo4537 Год назад
What kind of car did Jesus's disciples drive? A Honda. Because it says in Acts they were all in one Accord.
@terryswails1191
@terryswails1191 Год назад
Dry but funny
@Frank-rx8ch
@Frank-rx8ch 9 месяцев назад
How do you tell the front of tree?🤔
@kathyedits8216
@kathyedits8216 Год назад
Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women? You can unscrew the lightbulb
@brucemartini2288
@brucemartini2288 Год назад
What did cat say to the Vet? Im not FELINE so well😿
@NaySayersRanch
@NaySayersRanch Год назад
The chicken could have driven a hatchback
@stevebonafede2777
@stevebonafede2777 2 месяца назад
Corny jokes never get old
@jeahwinder4600
@jeahwinder4600 7 месяцев назад
How come your nose doesn't grow 12 inches? Close then it would be a foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alm2187
@alm2187 Год назад
Usually the kind of humor at 0:21 gets built up too much.
@robertthompson3941
@robertthompson3941 Год назад
What to”say”?
@robertthompson3941
@robertthompson3941 Год назад
Jay Mason?
@charlielong8317
@charlielong8317 Год назад
huh
@joebodynobody764
@joebodynobody764 4 месяца назад
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? Pilot.
@powerplay.556
@powerplay.556 Год назад
Let's list 14 short people in the bible but not know what's up with 5 out of 4. Sad, misguided education. Logan Lisle channel makes this look pretty ordinary.
@tietunes
@tietunes 17 дней назад
Ohio
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr Год назад
I’d ruin so many of these videos by spoiling all the punchlines.
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