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Wake up with the Average German - all their weird habits and more 

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@davidlevitz8117
@davidlevitz8117 Год назад
"He'll have to refrain from this interaction." 🤣
@test40323
@test40323 Год назад
David Attenborough would be proud.
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx Год назад
Perhaps a collab is on the way
@saradastrickman6406
@saradastrickman6406 Год назад
😂😅
@Petronium123
@Petronium123 Год назад
"And here is a German in his natural habitat."
@salviaofficinalis02
@salviaofficinalis02 Год назад
🤣
@emilobe
@emilobe 27 дней назад
Who tf is t that?
@mildlydispleased3221
@mildlydispleased3221 Год назад
Seeing a man clean car parts in the shower is the most German thing I've ever seen.
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx Год назад
Sigh. It is indeed.
@AP-lc5ys
@AP-lc5ys Год назад
I didn't ever hear that.
@thealbatross9487
@thealbatross9487 Год назад
What? Is that real? Thought it was a joke!
@annarold1709
@annarold1709 Год назад
@thealbatris9487 It means they take advantage of water 🚿 “to save it” so doble use
@HannaWeiss1
@HannaWeiss1 Год назад
I saw some of them smoking cigarettes while taking showers, but to clean car stuff seems quite made up to be honest. The neighbour interaction however I can confirm 100%
@mattytribbiani1385
@mattytribbiani1385 Год назад
I love the host. She handles comedy so well 😂❤
@lion91000
@lion91000 Год назад
Love the way how this Video was made! Brilliant stuff. The Underwear and meeting the neighbour parts killed it
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx Год назад
Thank you !
@m1ccey
@m1ccey Год назад
brilliant? Dude that was the biggest trash i've ever seen! Dumber than Trump voters!
@BobiR-bl9fc
@BobiR-bl9fc Год назад
Please dont come to Germany if you are a single man🦊, No empty apartment for rent, No girl friend or friend, Just work hard and die hard ....
@cel2460
@cel2460 Год назад
I'm Indonesian and I don't understand how on earth I got this recommended to me but I've officially changed my mind - the germans are funny sometimes 😂
@fatmasevillistas
@fatmasevillistas Год назад
'Sometimes' wkwkwkk
@kailars
@kailars Год назад
❤🙏🏽
@brunoheggli2888
@brunoheggli2888 11 месяцев назад
I would like to eat some tempe but i am not in Indonesia!Is the higspeed Train between Jakarta and Bandung already running?
@user-ko7et1cj6w
@user-ko7et1cj6w 10 месяцев назад
@@brunoheggli2888 yes it is
@jonawolf8023
@jonawolf8023 Год назад
Most of my friends and I (craftsmen in Germany) have a different routine. The alarm clock rings at 04:45, get dressed, brush your teeth, drink coffee and at 05:15 we are on our way to work.
@jano1574
@jano1574 Год назад
Bruh, why so early? If you're in a trade where you have to work with customers, like electrician or plumber, I wouldn't want to meet the first customer before 8am... or are you working in a factory with shifts?
@kailars
@kailars Год назад
Because it's nice to be back at home early and have the afternoon off lazying! Mornings are crisp and serene and one gets stuff done. Not only craftsmen, all kinds of employees too, government here in Berlin had to forbid its tax employees and others to clock in before 7, so now most still come in and clock in later.
@holger_p
@holger_p Год назад
Depends on the distance to your job, but yes, starting 6am is quiet normal, und people are happy to come home 3pm and have the rest of the day off.
@JackoBanon1
@JackoBanon1 10 месяцев назад
@@jano1574 I used to have to communte for 2 hours in total everyday in my job as an industry electrician. So to be able to clock in at 6am (official start of the working time) I usually had to wake up at 04:30, get my morning routine done and have a small breakfast so that I could start driving before 5am to be there in time and work until 3pm. After driving home it was already 4pm in the afternoon. The advantage of it was that I only had to do this from Monday-Thursday and on Friday I would go home at noon and start my weekend at 1pm.
@henningbartels6245
@henningbartels6245 3 месяца назад
why do the these craftmen show up at Germnan home owners at some vage time between 10 am and 2 pm?!?
@Tehrawrzorz
@Tehrawrzorz Год назад
Fun video, hope we see more! I like learning about culture, but I think peoples' day to day activities give more insight.
@caveatlector1591
@caveatlector1591 Год назад
This is probably the most fun dw euromaxx vid I've seen 😂 more of this pls
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx Год назад
Thank you, def. more to come!
@shahlabadel8628
@shahlabadel8628 Год назад
ditto! definitely the most fun!
@AP-lc5ys
@AP-lc5ys Год назад
Do you know Rachel from "Meet the Germans"? The same kind of light ironical humor.
@caveatlector1591
@caveatlector1591 Год назад
@@AP-lc5ys ooh i might check it out!
@thats_guip
@thats_guip Год назад
I love this format! What a great idea of how to share those statistics hahahaha
@shahlabadel8628
@shahlabadel8628 Год назад
yes, what is Michael up to for the rest of the day? keep the same format. great video, by the way.
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx Год назад
Thank you! Don't worry, more to come 😏
@KamathVaishali
@KamathVaishali Год назад
Great video. I shared it with my students of A1. Currently, we are discussing morning routine in class. 🙂
@marielamariela5971
@marielamariela5971 Год назад
my mum and i used to ran a homestay bfore covid, 75% of our guests is German's, one i noticed that they almost always wore socks. Ah.. i miss having Germans in our house.. they are not as cold as winter, mostly like a sweet Summer ❤
@holger_p
@holger_p Год назад
So you mean, there are other people, wearing no socks regularly ? I mean, above 30 degrees OK, but below ?
@miovicdina7706
@miovicdina7706 10 месяцев назад
​@@holger_pI was wondering that same thing. The Germans must be visiting them in summer and wearing socks on their sandals or something. But I would like to hear the explanation too.
@santostv.
@santostv. 4 месяца назад
You mean the “birkenstock and sock thing” because unless wearing “opened shoes” everyone wear socks although nowadays no show socks are popular
@shahriartanvir977
@shahriartanvir977 Год назад
Wake up at 6 without any snooze ✅ Take a shower every morning ✅ Spazierengehen ✅ Leave the window open even in winter ✅ Only been living in Germany for 3.5 years. wurde eingedeutscht, bevor ich das überhaupt merkte. xD
@peterjordan-turner8789
@peterjordan-turner8789 Год назад
Great video, funny, witty and informative. More please.
@hape3862
@hape3862 Год назад
Haha that was epic and so relatable as a German.
@RakkiOfficial
@RakkiOfficial Год назад
"contrary to belief, german men actually don't sleep naked" wait, people belief we sleep naked? do they think we don't know what pyjamas are? 😅
@ak5659
@ak5659 8 месяцев назад
Why would one wear anything to bed?
@folliesofmen2628
@folliesofmen2628 Год назад
Love this series, informative and so much fun to watch!
@tranngochuan9068
@tranngochuan9068 Год назад
When you are in Germany, do as German. Thank for sharing. It is a terrific video about German culture.
@vontrude3310
@vontrude3310 Год назад
Lovely video. Now on to the other half of the population. The average german women routine please.
@Sillyalways
@Sillyalways Год назад
After some time living in Germany, I now realize I have been Germanized... not with breakfast though, I come from a country that has three warm meals per day.
@mark9294
@mark9294 6 месяцев назад
I’m German and this really taught me about my compatriots
@kedarlatke8707
@kedarlatke8707 Год назад
Frühstücke wie ein König, iss zu Mittag wie ein Edelmann und zu Abend wie ein Bettler.
@ekesandras1481
@ekesandras1481 Год назад
How do the other Germans start their day? Get up at 11:00, still having a hangover, lighting up a cigarette, than asking themselves: do I have to go the Arbeitsamt today? If the answer is yes - than drink a red bull and start to get ready for your appointment at 15:00. If the answer is no - than drink a beer, take a good breath from your bong and go back to sleep.
@Nils.Minimalist
@Nils.Minimalist Год назад
0:23 6:23 am, now you know why we are such a grumpy nation ☹ I would like to add that if you work in a bigger company and enter the company premises early in the morning, most people look down at their feet so as not to have to say "good morning" to the other employees.
@messiweltmeista
@messiweltmeista Год назад
I can confirm this
@patrice7p
@patrice7p Год назад
You are so right.. Mett and eggs? I am definitely in the right country then. I just love Germany and the Germans too. So what will do Michael next?
@solanki_bhavi
@solanki_bhavi Год назад
Loved the way video is made! Really creative and amazing! I would like to see more videos with similar ideas! Would be great!!!
@deep.space.12
@deep.space.12 Год назад
Someone should do this for every country 🤣
@acer-star
@acer-star Год назад
Can't believe that a state funded media generating such funny yet informative content Keep up
@parachute5274
@parachute5274 Год назад
Loved this! So the typical German male is rather like the typical Brit, apart from that breakfast. Raw pork! Oh no. But I would feel really at home in Germany.
@tomendruweit9386
@tomendruweit9386 Год назад
its delicious and i am gonna froce feed you XD
@lio868
@lio868 Год назад
I've never seen raw pork dishes in Germany, luckily.
@AP-lc5ys
@AP-lc5ys Год назад
​@@lio868poor you. It is delicious.
@christianb9597
@christianb9597 Год назад
Do not forget the onions. You usually eat pieces of onions with it.
@alicejohn7316
@alicejohn7316 Год назад
@@tomendruweit9386Isn’t there a chance of contracting trichinosis from consuming raw pork?
@messiweltmeista
@messiweltmeista Год назад
I live in Germany and I can confirm. I think I've greeted my neighbors only 3 times last year.
@moshyi
@moshyi 10 месяцев назад
I'm envious. I live in US and I greet my neighbors nearly every day. Even several times a day. 😩
@dansugardude2655
@dansugardude2655 Месяц назад
@@moshyi I live in Massachusetts and almost never see any of my neighbors. I don't even know their names! I'm gone most of the time as they seem to be. When anyone sees each other, they often look away from each other so as not to talk. I've gotten into this habit too just to stick with the unwritten ground rules. I guess Germany can be like this too!
@psmidt
@psmidt Год назад
Wunderbar & very funny! Germans: who are they, where they live, what they do? Please keep showing us! Danke! 🇧🇷
@Shea11bee
@Shea11bee Год назад
More of Michael yes!
@kim.serenaemery7569
@kim.serenaemery7569 Год назад
They said Breakfast is the most important thing and.. they eat bread sausages egg and cheeze 😂😂😂😂 … very interesting video learning different culture is always fun ❤
@outlawreader
@outlawreader Год назад
I'd like to see the day of the average Gerwoman next
@SmokeyMontana
@SmokeyMontana Год назад
washing thd car parts in the shower killed me 😂
@danielfittipaldi3705
@danielfittipaldi3705 Год назад
This reporter should get her own show
@jonathanrummel9324
@jonathanrummel9324 Год назад
Lol of course his last name is Müller. Loved it
@Sammy-s9u
@Sammy-s9u 2 месяца назад
😂 I love how you are watching him from behind. But you have forget this items :reading the newspapers during breakfast (perhaps only the older ones), complaining about the weather every morning and being unfriendly to everyone (not only the neighbors) expect on Mondays. 😊
@Immortal-Daiki
@Immortal-Daiki Год назад
I actually brush my teeth in the shower. I guess I'm German somewhere up my family tree hahaha
@charlottewatson4604
@charlottewatson4604 Год назад
2:34 “The vast majority of Germans shower several times per week, if not everyday”… wait what? It is not normal to shower everyday?! I would not be able to stay a day without a shower 🫣
@Roger-np3wi
@Roger-np3wi Год назад
It's strange, but my neighbor always showers in the evening so he can sleep a little longer in the morning...regardless of the fact that he sweats at night and goes to work in the morning already sweaty. And I have heard THAT from many.
@Nils.Minimalist
@Nils.Minimalist Год назад
As a german, a shower is compulsory for me because I do a 8 km run every morning and desperately need a shower afterwards.
@loonyinasia2261
@loonyinasia2261 Год назад
It's actually not healthy to shower everyday, it washes away good bacteria and dries your skin out. Besides all the environmental aspects ...
@b_bobsch6785
@b_bobsch6785 Год назад
@@Roger-np3wi A lot of cultures prefer to shower in the evening. Clean body in a clean bed. Do you go sweaty in your bed? In the morning then a quick wash.
@tannywel24
@tannywel24 Год назад
​@@b_bobsch6785I'm from Germany and I prefer to shower in the evening.
@veepotter307
@veepotter307 Год назад
What a cute channel to watch….and I subscribed because I want to know what comes next. Great formatting, writing, and presentation.
@joaquim14acj
@joaquim14acj 10 месяцев назад
Not showering everyday, would get any Brazilian thinking “OMG!” 🤣🤣
@martinc.720
@martinc.720 Месяц назад
I like how she looks up after she says "speggtrum", as if to ask him "See what I did there?" while she is invisible to him lol
@GabrielFerreira-ue8hs
@GabrielFerreira-ue8hs Год назад
Such a well crafted video and also "Michael" it's very handsome 💯
@MariaCau_Soares
@MariaCau_Soares Год назад
For Brazilians not speaking with your neighbours is just plain madness, sorry for the term, but it's true. People should greet each other
@Caledoriv
@Caledoriv Год назад
It's quite normal in rural areas such as villages in Germany as well. Nowadays, the children usually don't greet complete strangers passing by on the street anymore. But they'll probably freet neighbours they know. Otherwise, the entire village would talk about these unpolite children behind the backs of the family... The same is true for adults, of course.
@gcm4312
@gcm4312 Год назад
I'm more worried about the *shower ALMOST everyday* 😂 while we brazilians shower on average almost twice a day
@kailars
@kailars Год назад
We do greet each other (mostly, younger East Berliners never greet back), just mostly we never get to see one another.I remember as student in a Bavarian town I met a new neighbour living beside my room and told her she should tell me if I ever am loud.She smiled and remarked that I had told her the same thing a year ago 😂😂😂
@kailars
@kailars Год назад
​@@gcm4312 yeah but Brazil doesn't have 0 degrees to minus 15 degrees half year around so no sweat.
@sophiaaihpos1012
@sophiaaihpos1012 Год назад
​​@@kailarsNothing to see... Then why don't Germans shower every day in summer? I live in Germany and I know many germans who only take 2 baths a week in summer, despite the 32 degrees. I'm from Brazil and I live in Germany I shower every day, in winter it's no different.
@GonzoTehGreat
@GonzoTehGreat 4 месяца назад
0:30 Spain and Portugal are actually in the same timezone as the UK, so they should really be 1 hour behind European Central Time (ECT). Consequently, they're actually waking up at around her same time as the Germans.
@DJone4one
@DJone4one Год назад
If I got up at 6:22, I would be 22 minutes late for work. I'm usually awake 10 minutes after 5, dressed, cleaned, on the toilet and on the way to work by 5:25 at the latest. Changing at work doesn't take more than 5 minutes. Then another 10 - 15 minutes chilling in the lounge and then off we go.
@itsmeGeorgina
@itsmeGeorgina Год назад
Relatable! I am Norwegian
@Diabeto032
@Diabeto032 Год назад
Most germans speak to their neighbour once per week 😅
@abrahamk9
@abrahamk9 Год назад
I didn't know socks and sandals were invented in Germany.
@camiloicaza
@camiloicaza Год назад
So no one is gonna talk about the EGGSpectrum pun? That was the best example of a german joke.
@harshithas5024
@harshithas5024 Год назад
Is this a report about an average German or an average German "male"? Why mention specific statistics about male behaviour 2 times in this video and not accompany it with the corresponding female statistics? I was waiting both these times thinking the speaker will get to the female stats but it never happened. And no, there isn't anything else I'd like to know more about Michael. Are the reported statistics about the "average German person" consistent between people of all genders?
@vewauwu4064
@vewauwu4064 10 месяцев назад
That'd be to much work lol. Much easier to act as if women dont exist :)
@santostv.
@santostv. 4 месяца назад
So instead of having two presenters you have 3, budget didn’t allowed more German don’t like to go over budget 😂
@aarong7
@aarong7 17 часов назад
Great series!
@ecebilgen4028
@ecebilgen4028 Год назад
I love this format!!
@catalinamaria4014
@catalinamaria4014 Год назад
love the video format
@blondkatze3547
@blondkatze3547 Год назад
I agree , i prefer to wear in the summer when it`s very warm, because you don`t sweat in them. And only a light blanket to cover you.🙂👍🌷
@B2leave
@B2leave Год назад
Sausages seems like a strange translation for Aufschnitt, eventhough it's also called Wurst. But it's in the secular and the plural would be Wurstaufschnitt, so I would never call it sausages, but something like sliced sausage ham.
@erikaquatsch2190
@erikaquatsch2190 10 месяцев назад
In American English we call them "cold cuts."
@onlinemusiclessonsadamphil4677
This is like David Attenborough for humans! 🤣
@isaacsamuel7517
@isaacsamuel7517 Год назад
Germans are hard workers, punctual, ofcourse well suited to the cold climate, well knowledgeable and intelligent and good looking.... All of which resizes me in comparison😅
@kluger2222
@kluger2222 Год назад
We love to see next episode about Michael😂❤
@thealbatross9487
@thealbatross9487 Год назад
Cleaning car parts in the shower😂
@jaiboregio
@jaiboregio 26 дней назад
I was expecting a quick excursion to Denmark to be a part of this.
@maxim11
@maxim11 Год назад
Very good video, please continue
@rupertvega-rice4724
@rupertvega-rice4724 Год назад
I am a denatured German, clearly. My alarm clock rings 2 hours later, the snooze button is worn, I wear impossibly uncomfortable attire, and engage in racous and frequent conversation with neighbours. But I do wash car parts in my shower - all is not lost.
@GUTOMOFFICIAL
@GUTOMOFFICIAL Год назад
Lol! Nice production. Funny and creative.
@LeePierre
@LeePierre Год назад
This series is great ❤
@urotewelt7069
@urotewelt7069 10 месяцев назад
I would like to see the same video with britisch/french etc. men.
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx 10 месяцев назад
Maybe we have a surprise for you..!
@arinmovsisyan3391
@arinmovsisyan3391 Год назад
Wow! Men now we know how many percentage of Germans prefer soft egg! This is incredibly valuable piece of knowledge to learn about a nation ! 😂 So funny 😅
@dweuromaxx
@dweuromaxx Год назад
Our pleasure!
@푸린-f4i
@푸린-f4i Год назад
좋아요 눌렀어요 다음편 기대됩니다
@susudarake
@susudarake Год назад
hahahah, I really liked this video, interesting, funny. I shared it with my German friend.
@cosmicdebris2223
@cosmicdebris2223 Год назад
After over 40 years here, never seen Mett _for breakfast._ I think we like to overdo that bit the way americans think that there are some 746 billion castles and 12 billion 288 million 467 thousand cuckoo clocks here too. There aren't. Also sounds like our presenter here stayed a little too long in the Frankfurt region..... ei, *Misshhah_el,* ...hier Bub isch glaubs net.
@mohammedgouriach1199
@mohammedgouriach1199 Год назад
Germans for me are like a python program encoded with some daily tasks that must be done. The last scene of the neighbour hints to that. The program has greeted the neighbor once so there is no command for another greeting
@hotellinaweb
@hotellinaweb 2 месяца назад
Absolutely unique approach "...he'll have to refrain from this interaction". Between Japan and Germany I do not know who is the weirdest. Ge a life 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂!!!
@josiegrikepelis9018
@josiegrikepelis9018 3 месяца назад
This is so funny but I admire their discipline😍
@muhammadrifqy8217
@muhammadrifqy8217 Год назад
Need to know what michael up to next, so I leave my like and comment
@Kittyravenhog
@Kittyravenhog Год назад
Please make the next video of this content please ^^ ❤
@stillerbinichnicht
@stillerbinichnicht Год назад
Haha! Want more of it!
@baconpancakes8899
@baconpancakes8899 Год назад
Alot of asians guys and girls don't understand one thing, why do European or western women not wear bra's ?? Is it a movement or something to do with better health beliiefs?
@alexanderstoica1018
@alexanderstoica1018 Год назад
Amazig! Great video. Hard facts. I can relate to too many of them...
@Staurosporine
@Staurosporine Год назад
Did you see him close the door? When you close the door, it is locked.
@samishafizad2436
@samishafizad2436 Год назад
first time seeing such a documentary like this, sounds intersting
@LucasBenderChannel
@LucasBenderChannel Год назад
Great format :)
@user-dr9yt5zz4v
@user-dr9yt5zz4v 5 месяцев назад
No stranger in the breakfast table but I think it should be was 🔥 😂
@thomaskarr354
@thomaskarr354 11 месяцев назад
Proud to be one of the 74 Percent!!! 💪✌
@drootares
@drootares Год назад
I thought the lady was German too :) . Indeed, Germans are practical in general.
@s.c.9107
@s.c.9107 Год назад
😂😂😂😂 Spanish and Portuguese wake up at 7:30.... Bro, here sun rises up at least one hour later too...😂😂😂😂
@henryp218
@henryp218 Год назад
I need more or this series
@albertmarnell9976
@albertmarnell9976 10 месяцев назад
If Germans run out of toilet paper, they use the guest towel.
@AnaGeorgescuArt
@AnaGeorgescuArt Год назад
This was a funny video :D
@thealbatross9487
@thealbatross9487 Год назад
Loved this one!
@stefans.6858
@stefans.6858 2 месяца назад
I‘ll get up around 9am, have no breakfast and be at 1030 in the company. And no coffee too.
@maila2359
@maila2359 Год назад
more of Claire! she's fantastic!
@-i1007
@-i1007 Год назад
and people say Germans don’t have a sense of humor. they do it just comes in the form of documentaries
@DStein22
@DStein22 Год назад
This is some national geographic stuff
@ktheodor3968
@ktheodor3968 8 месяцев назад
Shower in the morning? No. a) I'd much rather feel clean before going to bed at night, so shower at night before turning in; b) there're other things to do when you wake up in the morning. The only time there might be a need to shower in the morning is as a wake-up, say, after a few whiskeys the night before. And strictly speaking no many whiskeys the night before, if the following morning you're off to work. And come on my good man, do say "morning" to your lovely lady neighbour. It costs nothing.
@sebastianstangl4726
@sebastianstangl4726 Год назад
Geiler teaser. Bitte mehr davon
@steven75003
@steven75003 Год назад
VERY GOOD!!! So great!
@spiralpython1989
@spiralpython1989 Год назад
Love this vid!
@Socabebe
@Socabebe Год назад
This is pure comedy. Sehr lustig DW!😂
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