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Waking Up From a Coma in 2022 

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@jeffrockwell5869
@jeffrockwell5869 2 года назад
"If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde
@renzaldarevil2244
@renzaldarevil2244 2 года назад
It's just the same, but the answer is correct but ironicaly incorrect🥲
@privatear2001
@privatear2001 2 года назад
WOW!!! the best quote i've seen in some time!!!
@cosmiclaw1280
@cosmiclaw1280 2 года назад
@@privatear2001 yup i needed to hear that quote.
@CONEHEADDK
@CONEHEADDK 2 года назад
Imagine if Rushdie had a self defence mindset, and just had knocked the dude out with a single punch.. Anyone forcing them self onto you, is game..
@tigertough5164
@tigertough5164 2 года назад
@@CONEHEADDK agreed .. he had 38 years to prepare
@SSPENGUIN1
@SSPENGUIN1 2 года назад
You went from a comedian to a free speech warrior, to a culture warrior and now you're a common sense warrior
@jewelofaquarius7588
@jewelofaquarius7588 2 года назад
He started with awakening/spirituality. ✌
@craighoffman6009
@craighoffman6009 2 года назад
well put
@joshuabyrum9388
@joshuabyrum9388 2 года назад
Yeah this dude used to make me laugh... Time to switch it up buddy.
@ChelseaCollie
@ChelseaCollie 2 года назад
Love it!
@Baz97__
@Baz97__ 2 года назад
Sadly, common sense is scarce.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 года назад
If I woke up from a coma in this world I'd go put myself back in it.
@Frosty_tha_Snowman
@Frosty_tha_Snowman 2 года назад
*BEGONE, BOTS.*
@Censortubes
@Censortubes 2 года назад
Yet here you are fishing for likes.
@ut2k4wikichici
@ut2k4wikichici 2 года назад
IS THERE LIFE ON MARS
@jakk2631
@jakk2631 2 года назад
Life in the woods alone don't seem so bad now
@mikenixon2401
@mikenixon2401 2 года назад
Now in my 67th year I just tell people I'm from a different century. It kind of helps.
@valeriemelendez5860
@valeriemelendez5860 2 года назад
“People have blue hair now?” Yes “Does it look good?”- His response 🤣 BEST EVER
@Peonies7878
@Peonies7878 2 года назад
I literally choked on my coffee. Hahaha
@robertlehnert4148
@robertlehnert4148 2 года назад
"Violet will be an appropriate color for hair when brunette is an appropriate color for flowers"-- Fran Liebowitz, circa 1989
@steveryan1799
@steveryan1799 2 года назад
lol
@tanneredge9774
@tanneredge9774 Год назад
@@robertlehnert4148 wow. I love that.
@adrianamaclennan7832
@adrianamaclennan7832 Год назад
Right?????
@ancient_hulk
@ancient_hulk 2 года назад
"Freedom of speech isn't a thing anymore", so true it hurts a bit
@monotech20.14
@monotech20.14 2 года назад
I guess you don't know how freedom of speech works. You have freedom of speech YOU DON'T have the right to be heard. Also I thought rightwingers were all about the free market.
@ancient_hulk
@ancient_hulk 2 года назад
@@monotech20.14 we arent the ones in your progressive mecca Canada having people arrested for mis pronouning people. Keep pushing us from all sides though, I'm sure that is going to work out for you in the long run.
@ancient_hulk
@ancient_hulk 2 года назад
@@monotech20.14 as a matter of fact looking at your obviously trollish behavior, blocking is just the better step.
@fractalfondue
@fractalfondue 2 года назад
You are clearly misunderstood. Facebook and RU-vid are private entities that don’t guarantee the right to free speech. That hurt you’re feeling is probably your small brain.
@richard7645
@richard7645 2 года назад
Yeah it's nuts
@varangiantactical8843
@varangiantactical8843 2 года назад
When he said, "The civil war is being fought on a psychological level but I'm hoping it progresses to the physical" I felt that in my soul.
@jessymfwilson
@jessymfwilson 2 года назад
I'm ready when you are man!
@senister14
@senister14 2 года назад
I read your comment with my soul.
@kramrollin69
@kramrollin69 2 года назад
@hi My souls are wearing out....I need to be Re-souled.
@beatythomas
@beatythomas 2 года назад
if you thumb this comment up you go to the top of the fbi watchlist
@kittycat8222
@kittycat8222 2 года назад
I have strong desires from my soul to do things. We can’t say then here👁👅👁
@sonoftherepublic7737
@sonoftherepublic7737 2 года назад
“Making sense is something we don’t do anymore “ , FACTS 💯
@horhaygonzalas3025
@horhaygonzalas3025 2 года назад
AND WHEN WE DO WE GET BANNED BY THE SATIN PEOPLE.
@happychappy492
@happychappy492 2 года назад
We do but the people pretending to be our caring leaders don't or their handlers
@BoopBobBeep
@BoopBobBeep 2 года назад
Making sense is racist!
@sonoftherepublic7737
@sonoftherepublic7737 2 года назад
@@BoopBobBeep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gideondejongh838
@gideondejongh838 2 года назад
@@happychappy492 No sane person believes the bs you just said.
@camschells
@camschells Год назад
I woke up from a coma in 2019... I couldn't imagine if it woulda lasted 3 years longer 💀
@richmondboahene6536
@richmondboahene6536 Год назад
Just move out of the west
@anwaransari1025
@anwaransari1025 Год назад
When did you went to coma?
@ZE.brigitte
@ZE.brigitte Год назад
I hope thing got better
@williamandersson2
@williamandersson2 Год назад
waking up right before it gets crazy
@IchCharacter
@IchCharacter 11 месяцев назад
It wouldn't, they'd probably have kicked you out because the Wu Flu was so very apocalyptic!
@razorwings18
@razorwings18 2 года назад
"It was a clever process based on stupidity" pretty much sums the whole thing up.
@keylanoslokj1806
@keylanoslokj1806 2 года назад
On the stupidity of the masses. They pretty much exploit our human passions, and weaknesses to gain power over us
@throwacnt7603
@throwacnt7603 2 года назад
​@@keylanoslokj1806 There's a conspiracy theory bullsh*t book from Ford's days that says that would be one of the main ways to do it.
@ryanhocstetler
@ryanhocstetler 2 года назад
It was a clever process based on *fascism- Government influencing private companies to suppress constitutional rights
@TheFreedomBay
@TheFreedomBay 2 года назад
Yup, thats what happens when people value norms over morals and the norms are made by plutocrats controlling the media. Sheep and psychopaths...
@MysteriousMarsupial
@MysteriousMarsupial 2 года назад
JP, the Oracle of our Age
@mikenixon2401
@mikenixon2401 2 года назад
Now in my 67th year I just tell people I'm from a different century. It kind of helps.
@planetxwatcher9712
@planetxwatcher9712 2 года назад
Ever look up what Oracle is? More truth in that statement then any others on YT
@johnstewart579
@johnstewart579 2 года назад
"making sense isn't something we really do anymore" and "did I mention blue haired people?" Thank you JP
@sarahelo009
@sarahelo009 2 года назад
This is so relevant to me because I was born in 2003. I’ve slowly seen the downward spiral of America and it’s so saddening. My childhood was the last normal childhood in America
@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291
@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291 Год назад
Early 2000s and 2010s we're the best times. 2020s is the worst decade.
@carolinaamnell5577
@carolinaamnell5577 Год назад
If you are sad for the downward spiral you witnessed being born in 2003 imagine those of us, born in the 70's. I feel I got trapped in a parallel universe. And yes, the 70s and 80s were great
@pyrowolfcb4086
@pyrowolfcb4086 Год назад
Fortunately as a 2005er I was not messed up. But so many people I know are so I guess i just got lucky.
@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291
@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291 Год назад
@Solur I was born in 95, so I remember some, happy days.
@Kunigunda897
@Kunigunda897 Год назад
@@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291, funny I also born in 95, but at that time I think we were a bit behind of the western Europe or other advanced countries, so I could enjoy simplicity more, but now we catched up, although still there isn't as much madness as in USA or other westernised countries. By brother borne in 2005, when I told him about my childhood he said that it's unfortunate that he didn't born earlier.
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT 2 года назад
"People with blue hair will get really mad at you now!" - That's literally the modern world in a nutshell 😤
@sawdust8691
@sawdust8691 2 года назад
-People have blue hair now! -Does it look good? -No.
@AccidentalWarrior144
@AccidentalWarrior144 2 года назад
I had blue hair once. Then a take out place in London put man juice in my curry. I quit all take out and stuck to platinum blonde. Never again.
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT 2 года назад
@@AccidentalWarrior144 That's gross. But you shouldn't be attacked over it. Sorry that happened to you. Whenever I see someone with blue hair, I just immediately think "Well she's definitely batsh*t crazy!" it's best to just avoid those types altogether. Ya know?
@InterstellarDreams
@InterstellarDreams 2 года назад
Pink haired, soon to be purple haired, anti SJW, here! It's been blue, cyan and green in the past, as well. Not to mention countless different combinations of colors, over the last 15 years.. Don't fear us! Some of us are just undercover. Or like weird hair. :D
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT 2 года назад
@@InterstellarDreams Hahah yeah, glad to have you on our side. Working undercover. Like a boss. Ahah! 🥸
@laur131306
@laur131306 2 года назад
If I were in a coma and woke up in 2022, I'd have no other choice than to beg them to knock me back out 😫🤣 you're the best JP!!
@Savedandsealed77
@Savedandsealed77 2 года назад
Right??!!!!
@horhaygonzalas3025
@horhaygonzalas3025 2 года назад
LOL. I BELIEVE YOU. CONSIDERING WHAT IS GOING ON.
@TheBestLife2184
@TheBestLife2184 2 года назад
Ho ho ho Even many atheists are waking to ancient Christian teachings. God we need you now - 24 million views on 2 music .videos alone. Back To God - Reba McEntire - 15 million views on 1 video alone. In God We Trust - Tom MacDonald - 10 million views on 1 video alone. Ho ho ho. First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, early inhabitors, Christians, Asians and more...and even most Democrats.) Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not. Or I guess you can keep being distracted by the usual songs: American Idiot - by Green Day - 213 million views - on 1 old video alone. Ho ho ho, the beats good though, Enjoy the good life, right? John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they may have life, and may have it more abundantly.
@joshportie
@joshportie 2 года назад
Welcome to full Catholic control. Its not as if the Christians didn't warn you. Instead everyone mocked or chose to listen to the same antijewish propaganda Hitler used for the Catholic church.
@dqreps
@dqreps 2 года назад
Yeah Id beg them to be put me into an induced coma, the way life should be.
@greggwilson492
@greggwilson492 2 года назад
JP is a satirical genius
@ritab-c492
@ritab-c492 2 года назад
Hits the nail on the head every time.
@JS-Jms
@JS-Jms 2 года назад
Agree 👍
@davide2711
@davide2711 2 года назад
That's not satire
@joshmilligan7682
@joshmilligan7682 2 года назад
JP.... the other end of the controlled spectrum of propaganda designed to steer emotions and perspective... they control all of the narrative...
@keegan959
@keegan959 2 года назад
Stuff like this used to be satire
@alecraigan9662
@alecraigan9662 Год назад
"Men can get pregnant now" "What really?" "Not really but you kinda just have to go along with it" OMG I laughed WAY too much on that line!!!
@annaleigh3123
@annaleigh3123 2 года назад
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry….JP is a master at making a point very memorable.
@freedom4063
@freedom4063 2 года назад
I lost it when he said he was the one who got to a relationship with her
@Александар.П
@Александар.П 2 года назад
I literally wrote the exact same sentence on one of his other videos LoL. " I don't know if i should laugh or cry"...
@Masta6801
@Masta6801 2 года назад
I try to do both, but I do more crying then laughing.
@KenMasters.
@KenMasters. 2 года назад
JP is also way too good at satire.
@ericsfishingadventures4433
@ericsfishingadventures4433 2 года назад
It's sad that all of this satire and humor is a 100% true.
@psygnosticrevenant6773
@psygnosticrevenant6773 2 года назад
😆😆😆😆😆😆. . . . . . 😢
@donoimdono2702
@donoimdono2702 2 года назад
JP & the Bee are the true journalists these days
@AnnInFL
@AnnInFL 2 года назад
For me, we went over the edge: -Constitutionally in 2001 -Financially and politically in 2008 -Morally and spiritually in 2015 Mentally and psychologically in 2020
@Sea-Keith
@Sea-Keith 2 года назад
Nice little bouquet there.
@yyxy.oncesaid
@yyxy.oncesaid 2 года назад
Right there,I gotta say it You nailed it
@jeffrunge6427
@jeffrunge6427 2 года назад
Boom
@tallgoofyb
@tallgoofyb 2 года назад
Constitutionally.. FDR did it Financially. 1964/1971 Morally.. Roe? 1973
@Adrian_Real
@Adrian_Real 2 года назад
All that's missing is the physical component. Food/supplies disruption and war will be vehicles for the "final collapse". Hmm... There hasn't been a world War in a long time. *scratches head* By 2030, people will look back and say "take me the fuck back".
@WhoCaresBruh
@WhoCaresBruh Год назад
This video is too real it’s almost kinda depressing how spot on he got a lot of this.
@ghostcloudmusic6867
@ghostcloudmusic6867 2 года назад
The part that made me laugh the most: “but didn’t journalists expose their lies, so people could see the truth?”
@jimmycampbell78
@jimmycampbell78 2 года назад
Not when they are also on the payroll.
@jonathanbaker4361
@jonathanbaker4361 2 года назад
No the peddled them
@rahn45
@rahn45 2 года назад
"Did you know journalists have easily hurt feelings?" "Huh?" "And that anything that hurts their feelings they just don't report on, or they report the opposite of what's happening?" "That doesn't sound like journalism at all!"
@JtubeisJpropagandafront
@JtubeisJpropagandafront 2 года назад
Thinking journalists exposed lies is kinda laughable, they’ve mostly been liars over the last at least 100 years. Whoever told the truth got at least fired by their boss or assassinated. They select the “good” journalists and ultimately all we have now is “good” journalists Journalists basically don’t give a sh*t about the ppls opinion, they follow their boss because they follow the money. You see, the problem is the journalists’ opinion is basically a reflection of the opinion of their boss. “Whoever controls the media, controls the mind” implies the public opinion is a reflection of the opinion of “the media “ which is owned by the real owners of this country/ world.
@sthubbins4038
@sthubbins4038 2 года назад
JP lies to you every day, but at least he's not a journalist!
@MrMuzzi1974
@MrMuzzi1974 2 года назад
Damn!!! That was an astonishing demonstration that you’re getting better and better. God bless you man!!!!
@youlig1
@youlig1 2 года назад
@Tinder in real life 🅥 stop spaming
@an_nie_dyc1386
@an_nie_dyc1386 2 года назад
„From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things ought not to be so.“ ‭‭James‬ ‭3:10‬ ‭ESV‬‬
@BlueGoat682
@BlueGoat682 2 года назад
@@youlig1 more than likely "he" is a bot
@jeremystone4139
@jeremystone4139 2 года назад
I can always count on this channel to make me laugh... When I should be crying out in anger. What a world we live in.
@TheBestLife2184
@TheBestLife2184 2 года назад
Ho ho ho Even many atheists are waking to ancient Christian teachings. God we need you now - 24 million views on 2 music .videos alone. Back To God - Reba McEntire - 15 million views on 1 video alone. In God We Trust - Tom MacDonald - 10 million views on 1 video alone. Ho ho ho. First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, early inhabitors, Christians, Asians and more...and even most Democrats.) Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not. Or I guess you can keep being distracted by the usual songs: American Idiot - by Green Day - 213 million views - on 1 old video alone. Ho ho ho, the beats good though, Enjoy the good life, right? John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they may have life, and may have it more abundantly.
@bobbyd9319
@bobbyd9319 2 года назад
Yes he is getting better and better. Or maybe the material is getting easier to find! Either way the truth is funny !
@hasuo9749
@hasuo9749 2 года назад
Cry? Nobody should cry INSTEAD Everybody should stand up and we should all take some measures against this and towards this never ever happening again
@Erika-g5e
@Erika-g5e 2 года назад
Yup! If I didn't laugh I'll cry.
@TonOfHam
@TonOfHam 2 года назад
From "woke" to "awakened", it's a beautiful thing to see unfold.
@mattyyoungcloudsart3008
@mattyyoungcloudsart3008 2 года назад
“I don’t believe people would be dumb enough to do that” I say this a lot lately
@Boingy420
@Boingy420 2 года назад
That's just asking kharma to go "Hold my beer"
@robh3007
@robh3007 2 года назад
Personally, I whisper "what the fuuuuuckk" about 136 times a day.
@barne3668
@barne3668 2 года назад
like somehow talking zillions of people into taking an untested 'vaccine' with literally no push back
@jasonsherwood7539
@jasonsherwood7539 2 года назад
That’s something I used to say about 20 years ago lol… NOT anymore 😬
@davidjudd951
@davidjudd951 2 года назад
That's what the German populace was saying in the late 1930's.
@Mrs_Mama_MFT
@Mrs_Mama_MFT 2 года назад
“One side is pro-gun, the other side is anti-gun. I don’t think they thought that strategy out.” 🤣🤣🤣
@user-vg4si9km7y
@user-vg4si9km7y 2 года назад
*Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment..☝️❤️***
@slimnfade
@slimnfade 2 года назад
Air Force missles and artillery vs Infantry surface Air missile and tanks. Do edits show up on liked comments.
@whome9470
@whome9470 2 года назад
They have a commie army tho. Project anthill under Obama and continued under Obiden
@artistknownaslisa2850
@artistknownaslisa2850 2 года назад
Don't worry. The muzzles will keep them "safe."
@slimnfade
@slimnfade 2 года назад
@@artistknownaslisa2850 don't airdrops need protection in real warzone a? I played those maps
@dianatenney7821
@dianatenney7821 2 года назад
This was hilarious, I felt like I have been in a coma for decades in woke America!
@xlortiz
@xlortiz 2 года назад
i remember when people here were super patriotic
@TheBestLife2184
@TheBestLife2184 2 года назад
Ho ho ho Even many atheists are waking to ancient Christian teachings. God we need you now - 24 million views on 2 music .videos alone. Back To God - Reba McEntire - 15 million views on 1 video alone. In God We Trust - Tom MacDonald - 10 million views on 1 video alone. Ho ho ho. First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, early inhabitors, Christians, Asians and more...and even most Democrats.) Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not. Or I guess you can keep being distracted by the usual songs: American Idiot - by Green Day - 213 million views - on 1 old video alone. Ho ho ho, the beats good though, Enjoy the good life, right? John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they may have life, and may have it more abundantly.
@mikenixon2401
@mikenixon2401 2 года назад
Now in my 67th year I just tell people I'm from a different century. It kind of helps.
@TheBestLife2184
@TheBestLife2184 2 года назад
@@mikenixon2401 I hope people do more than that. The bible tells us to reprove evil works. A definition of reprove is expose. If people hadn't been afraid to do that for so many decades, then we wouldn't be in the mess of a position we are now in. We shouldn't just hope or pray that God fixes things. God usually worked through his people in the Old Testament. Faith without works is dead, says the bible.
@Unxpekted
@Unxpekted 2 года назад
Woke agenda from 1% carried through the blue haired authoritarian sheep
@richardcardinale7152
@richardcardinale7152 Год назад
Jp you are exceptional. Full of respect for you. The video would have been perfect if you would have offered him bugs, and death assistance when he said he wanted to go back into a coma.
@zeppelinmexicano
@zeppelinmexicano Год назад
They are not "bugs". They are insectisoids and full of amazing protein. Besides that they are patented GMO and will make Bill Gates billions. So do your duty. Fry 'em up with lots of Omega 6 fats and then kiss your arse goodbye.
@dgraphx4959
@dgraphx4959 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Drag0nFlea
@Drag0nFlea 2 года назад
the funny thing is, even if you haven't been in a coma all that time, it still feels like a nightmare that you can't wait to wake up from.
@imkluu
@imkluu 2 года назад
They came to cal it 'woke' if you closed your eyes to reality and accepted the insanity. Borrowing form the Matrix, they call it being 'Red Pilled' if you wake up from the insanity and start to once roe see reality and accept the truth.
@JPX7NGD
@JPX7NGD 2 года назад
it has been like this since 1517, you just didn’t notice because you approved of the decline earlier.
@umiluv
@umiluv 2 года назад
I literally woke up last week from a dream and was like “whoa that was weird” and then my brain asked itself if it was as weird as reality and it determined that it was not. That’s how crazy it is right now.
@coolhead2740
@coolhead2740 2 года назад
Please I know right. Am not even sure if I can survive this
@alwaysthebadguy_2020
@alwaysthebadguy_2020 2 года назад
Good night baby doll
@expatlivinginthailand
@expatlivinginthailand 2 года назад
JP's script writing, acting, production and editing are on a different level.
@Horrible_Deplorable
@Horrible_Deplorable 2 года назад
He's making comedy great again.
@CodyKenny777
@CodyKenny777 2 года назад
Production and editing on a different level? It’s literally two camera angles and the only edit is a slight zoom on some shots lol
@horhaygonzalas3025
@horhaygonzalas3025 2 года назад
LOVE FROM THE UNITED STATES OR WHATS LEFT OF IT.
@doctorstainy
@doctorstainy 2 года назад
@@CodyKenny777 It takes skill to edit a believable conversation between two guys when they are the same guy. The timing and lines were on point in my opinion.
@vickryan
@vickryan 2 года назад
@@doctorstainy thats good editing. Agreed.
@OrbiTiZZeD
@OrbiTiZZeD 2 года назад
"im hoping it progresses to the physical" JP is my spirit animal
@peachycream
@peachycream Год назад
Remember when we were kids and we went into imaginary play but came back to reality....it's the other way round 😂😂😂
@tammi67able
@tammi67able 9 месяцев назад
Yes true ❤
@slaffsla
@slaffsla 2 года назад
This is surely one of your best, JP! You are a hero in these gross times, which makes you an even bigger hero.
@ItIsYouAreNotYour
@ItIsYouAreNotYour 2 года назад
At least in the future the hospital beds look this nice and big. That's a positive.
@elizabethtaylor9947
@elizabethtaylor9947 2 года назад
Yes...one of the best indeed.
@debbiedogs1
@debbiedogs1 2 года назад
I still love the "wear a life jacket" videos.
@slaffsla
@slaffsla 2 года назад
@@debbiedogs1 Yeah, it was one I actually watched twice, lol. :)
@jennyjenny4501
@jennyjenny4501 2 года назад
Every morning, I wake up and pray that this has all been a nightmare.
@annegaynor9627
@annegaynor9627 2 года назад
What if you could actually change things, not just in the future, but also the past by making it a better today.
@jennyjenny4501
@jennyjenny4501 2 года назад
@@annegaynor9627 at this point, all I can do is live my best life, and bear witness to the rest of the insanity.
@goobergirl_
@goobergirl_ 2 года назад
@@jennyjenny4501 these comments are all so dramatic, whats the worst thing about society right now
@jennyjenny4501
@jennyjenny4501 2 года назад
@@goobergirl_ you’ll get it when your older. Or not. Lol.
@goobergirl_
@goobergirl_ 2 года назад
@@jennyjenny4501 interesting way to avoid a question
@dustyisaacs1233
@dustyisaacs1233 2 года назад
I actually woke up from a 40 day coma about a year ago in this society and that was still awful
@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied
@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied 2 года назад
Oh Dusty, really? God, I’m glad you are back, we need you. You sound sane.
@Noperare
@Noperare 2 года назад
Considering how fast things are spinning out of control, how fast the narrative changes from "X is not happening you conspiracy nutjob" to "X is happening and that is a good thing" I wouldn't be surprised if you had a "wait what?" moment by being "offline" for just 40 days.
@FoodNerds
@FoodNerds 2 года назад
I’m sorry
@paulh2282
@paulh2282 2 года назад
@@happychappy492 he would be 40 days older, but math is racist so I understand the question.
@DavidRay_40
@DavidRay_40 2 года назад
@@happychappy492 it was 40 days, so I doubt his age would be different, unless he had his birthday while he was in a coma.
@Bayen737
@Bayen737 Год назад
5:22 "That doesn't make any sense.." "You're getting it!" 😂😂
@The_Plum
@The_Plum 2 года назад
JP needs to do a part 2 of this. "Smart" phones, Netflix, pronouns, athletes, what is a woman, gas prices. Poor guy may just go back into a coma.
@keylanoslokj1806
@keylanoslokj1806 2 года назад
Id knock my own head with a sledgehammer back to the comma
@damyr
@damyr 2 года назад
Also overreacted pandemics, useless expensive vaccines and banning of 2 cent pills which were actually effective.
@keylanoslokj1806
@keylanoslokj1806 2 года назад
Wow they deleted our comments here
@peterbelanger4094
@peterbelanger4094 2 года назад
"smart" phones have changed our society in more ways than people think. And not for the better. The 'glowing rectangle' is the zombie virus.
@johnq.public3302
@johnq.public3302 2 года назад
What about the biggest thing of all? THE FAKE KILLER FLU?
@mimique1111
@mimique1111 2 года назад
In 2003 I came to the US from an Eastern European country to study here- absolute dream and felt so free and hopeful to pursue my dreams and be myself. 2022- still here, have my dream job and my dream daughter but have so many doubts and fears about my daughter growing up here in the US.
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 2 года назад
That actually kind of hurts me. I am proud of America's heritage as the place other people look to as a beacon of freedom and prosperity. We now have a portion of our own population trying to tear that down. I hope this trend is temporary, but for now I suggest you take your daughter out of any public schools.
@freespeech6999
@freespeech6999 2 года назад
Nowadays Eastern Europe seems to be well grounded in reality. Who knows! You might want to consider moving back over there? but wait till this Ukraine crisis is over; I would not be surprised if Putin uses tactical nuclear weapons on Europe/NATO.
@reliantncc1864
@reliantncc1864 2 года назад
@@freespeech6999 Poland is pretty solid. Conservative values thanks largely to their Catholic heritage and the attacks they've suffered from more radical countries. If I couldn't live in America, Poland would be on my short list.
@freespeech6999
@freespeech6999 2 года назад
@@reliantncc1864 Very good choice!
@cooljim1376
@cooljim1376 2 года назад
Keep her out of the public education system if you can help it, if you can afford homeschooling it would be preferrable over the public education system but it is very difficult and requires a lot of investment from not just yourself but the child's willingness to learn as well. Lastly be involved in your child's development and understand what your daughter is consuming whether it's entertainment or education. Obviously you don't want to be a helicopter parent, but look for ways to have a balanced form of parenting where you are involved doing things with your daughter and being a part of her life instead of allowing the internet and the system to essentially parent your child for you. If you follow through with this your daughter will be fine, but she may find herself in a smaller world being different from the drones we produce today out of public education.
@SharonOneVibration1
@SharonOneVibration1 2 года назад
"Yea, MAKING SENCE ISN'T REALLY SOMETHING WE WORRY ABOUT DOING ANYMORE". That makes me sad.:(... JP knows how to hit every emotion.
@user-vg4si9km7y
@user-vg4si9km7y 2 года назад
*Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment…☝️❤️***
@fyou2327
@fyou2327 2 года назад
Sense*
@brandontalley4288
@brandontalley4288 2 года назад
@@fyou2327 damn I was hoping I wouldn't see someone correct his spelling lol
@zo3mac
@zo3mac 2 года назад
Yeah, makes sense
@saltysergeant4284
@saltysergeant4284 2 года назад
yeah, that one got me, too. I look around and ask people and they're like, "notice what? you're one of those conspiracy fellers, ain'tcha?". I look at them and wonder how they HAVEN'T caught on to the behind the scenes world of political agendas and world control. ive rambled about it for over 20 years and the "news" people say nwo OPENLY on tv, but people still don't get it. more are waking up, but it's surface stuff like the laptop. it's not international levels of coordination, like it really is. supply and trade, at the UGLIEST level.
@zanderwhitcroft
@zanderwhitcroft 2 года назад
I was in a box for 10 years essentially, went in 2012 and popped out around 2020. I had the worst time adjusting to the "New" rules. I still and probaly won't adapt well. I feel like i'm lost in another timeline. This isn't the world I left. This isn't the world I wanted to return to. It's rough seeing it all fall apart and they aren't even hiding it. Regardless I will keep moving forward!
@alistairgeorge5082
@alistairgeorge5082 2 года назад
That sounds really sad. Hope you're doing well now!
@Nostradumlbass
@Nostradumlbass 2 года назад
prison is a bitch
@zanderwhitcroft
@zanderwhitcroft 2 года назад
@@Nostradumlbass lol it was the army, but not that different...
@alistairgeorge5082
@alistairgeorge5082 2 года назад
@@zanderwhitcroft Oh alright. I thought you were actually in a coma or something. Still pretty sad about your experience.
@zanderwhitcroft
@zanderwhitcroft 2 года назад
@@alistairgeorge5082 no lord not that bad! I let myself immerse into the life and took no note of the passage of time. It felt like walking out of a time kapsule.
@lgbm777
@lgbm777 2 года назад
JP you're a HERO ! Thank you for speaking TRUTH to literally millions online ! Keep up the GREAT WORK Brother ! 💚😎👍🌟
@tanyar2965
@tanyar2965 2 года назад
When you recap the last 20 years of what's happening in America, it sounds like a fictional movie but we're living it. Crazy. Thanks for the laugh!
@user-vg4si9km7y
@user-vg4si9km7y 2 года назад
*Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment☝️❤️***
@thefunniestfarm4731
@thefunniestfarm4731 2 года назад
1984, perhaps?
@aavila1206
@aavila1206 2 года назад
@Aaron You may have left out maybe a lot of significant details…
@Icemario87
@Icemario87 2 года назад
@@aavila1206 the most significant detail he left out is that people would be joyful about it. Or, in the words of Mr. Schwab "You will own nothing and be happy."
@nelisezpasce
@nelisezpasce 2 года назад
All you brothers and sisters that allow it to happen are complicit too! Repent!
@iamaxel5238
@iamaxel5238 2 года назад
This guy will be remembered in history books hundreds of years later after all this world wide psychosis will end (if). What a genius.
@oilystair
@oilystair 2 года назад
Unfortunately I think he will get banned, his history deleted and we will all be forbidden to speak about it and then he will have never existed. Thought police. 1984.
@drummer2532
@drummer2532 2 года назад
Probably not any leftist history books. They'll just present whatever evil crap they can make up.
@Bancheis
@Bancheis 2 года назад
Depends on who wins the culture war. One side wants to change the history we learn in schools by filling it with modern regressive ideals. If that is the case, history books won't mention anything going against their narrative... if we are still allowed to have books at that point.
@keylanoslokj1806
@keylanoslokj1806 2 года назад
Modernity didn't happen over night. It didn't even happen since only 2003. The elites engineered our modern oppression since time immemorial. They were preparing it for decades. Frankfurt school of cultural marxism in the 1920s: "we will make the White, Christian West so rotten with perversion and ammorality that it will be unrecognisable "... . before that we had the October revolution. Before that the Protocols of Zion. And the list goes on.
@ellederberryblue8377
@ellederberryblue8377 2 года назад
We don’t have books anymore...😦
@ndub.welder89
@ndub.welder89 2 года назад
Dude, you are spot on every time! Thank you for sayin it like it is, ya know, without actually saying it.
@PTSayoriD
@PTSayoriD 2 года назад
19 years is a rather insignificant span of time when you take the whole of human existence into consideration, but this just goes to show how much can change in such a short time.
@veganconservative1109
@veganconservative1109 2 года назад
Even just 2019 versus 2022. People keep talking about late autumn 2024 being a turn around (which at best wouldn't really begin until January 20, 2025) I keep thinking... are we even going to be around in spring 2024?
@evil1by1
@evil1by1 2 года назад
Well 19 years is around 25 percent of someones life, so I dunno about you but I don't think a quarter of my life is an insignificant amount of time
@Mgoblagulkablong
@Mgoblagulkablong 2 года назад
This video would have been even better if the coma started at summer 2019 instead, just 3 years ago and so much changed.
@afarewell2arms567
@afarewell2arms567 2 года назад
when I was 33 I spent a year away in a not so happy place (rehab, but not the cool kind like in movies) and figured out that it came out to about 3% of my life. Nineteen years out of a regular life span (more or less 75 years) is 25%!!!!!
@Andy-Bodhi
@Andy-Bodhi 2 года назад
@@evil1by1 cool maths bro
@patc2515
@patc2515 2 года назад
This channel has had so much well deserved growth in such a short time. Really well done JP, thanks for the awesome content you provide us with. One day when we all look back at how we acted, where we stood in society, and what beliefs we held, you'll get to look back proud that you stood against the mainstream broken narrative of illogical insanity and instead, found true success and support of millions for standing for your values. Thanks for providing a counter measure to the woke n broke trash media that the world's being ruined by. Truly!
@seven_six_two_nato
@seven_six_two_nato 2 года назад
And he didn't even bring up covid or technological advancements. I could watch a full length movie of this conversation.
@thatplacethekelleybus789
@thatplacethekelleybus789 2 года назад
I said the same thing. I could watch a full length movie on this too.
@nn_eptun8602
@nn_eptun8602 2 года назад
me too
@reck0n3r
@reck0n3r 2 года назад
Check out a movie called My Dinner with Andre, from 1981. Not too different from this. Featuring Wallace Shawn.
@Lucinda-cb5mc
@Lucinda-cb5mc 5 месяцев назад
The sense of humor is so crucial for our mental and emotional health. This channel really delivers that. I love you JP
@pugnacious_patriot1383
@pugnacious_patriot1383 2 года назад
That was great JP. This should be mandatory viewing for all blue and purple haired liberals!!! 😂😂😂😂
@dave8895
@dave8895 2 года назад
They would just deny reality.
@mikemaguire1368
@mikemaguire1368 2 года назад
"We're told the frog will be really protected then..." More great stuff JP!
@drakke125Channel
@drakke125Channel 2 года назад
croaks* Democrats/liberals: And we took that personally
@dathrilla224
@dathrilla224 2 года назад
If he was "protected" it could've been so much worse...... dems probably
@sarasweightlossjourney1432
@sarasweightlossjourney1432 2 года назад
28K views in 43 minutes. Glad people are hearing and loving your amazing content. Exposing the lies and corruption in the best way.
@misterpeachy2213
@misterpeachy2213 Год назад
It’s funny how JP didn’t mention the pandemic that was going around for two years 😂
@Truthorfib
@Truthorfib Год назад
That's how insane the world became. It's so out of whack that the pandemic seemed like just another storyline. Now we're at the brink of a worldwide nuclear war all for the sake of a country no one can even find on a map, People judging everyone based off of cut videos and one sided stories, People being sensitive as f*ck, people saying we live in a democracy but want to shut people up who doesnt have the same views as them, The best hope of the country is a former celebrity billionaire who is supposed to represent the "common" man, yeah cause everybody are billionaire celebrities but no one has a choice cause the other dude is an old angry puppet of the deep state and the alternative is laughing incompetent fool. And in the middle of rising inflation they came up with the bright idea of blocking of the world's larges supplier of raw goods Russia and antagonizing the largest manufacturer of manufactured goods China. So yeah expect prices to blow up even more 😂 Hays this world is freaking insane. Not to mention no one is paying attention to how advanced AI is today and how much it can literally fake photos and videos with so much accuracy
@altair7001
@altair7001 Год назад
What pandemic???
@eggypop09
@eggypop09 Год назад
Probably didn't believe it was real. Totally glossed over Trump... except what was done TO him. Surprise, surprise.
@jaceejace6656
@jaceejace6656 10 месяцев назад
There was a pandemic for two years?
@BernieYoda
@BernieYoda 2 года назад
I was born in 2003, so this whole conversation wrapped up everything that changed when life begun for me up until now.
@otakumangastudios3617
@otakumangastudios3617 2 года назад
I was also born in 2003, but even in that span of life, I’ve watched progressivism morph from the following: Oh yeah we believe in the progressive Ness of society! To help society progress, we must see people for who they are, not disregard their physical attributes but rather not care about them, as they say nothing about the person! Everyone is an equal human being to one another, and the only way we can prevent fascism is to allow freedom of speech of everyone including fascists. We need to allow everyone to be able to think for themselves and that’s how we will have harmony in our society. We should never ever imitate the fascist philosophy by suppressing niche fascist groups, because then we would be feeding into their fire. This is why we must have free-speech, or else we would be no better than them. In 2015, this all started to change It went from what I just said, to this: Since racism keeps happening around the country, there are still people who would kill another person for the racial identity, let’s be just like them, and start to see a large part of peoples identity as their physical attributes! Let’s bring 1950s gender norms back, but Collett progressive because now you can change your “gender “! free speech? No! That’s giving way too much autonomy to the “bad “people! If they have a voice, then their body bad bad ideas might spread and then people will believe in their body bad bad ideas! Heck where has progressivism ever been anti-censorship? Gee I don’t remember! As you can see, these two definitions are very vastly different. I did actually have someone explain to me that the reason why critical race theory is important, and the reason why we should start focusing on race again, is because hate crimes towards people because of race supposedly were disregarded because of lack of “seeing rates “. What I pointed out to this person is, you can ignore Unnecessary physical attributes as being an important part of someone’s identity and still be able to see racism. I like to see the person as a person and not identify them as if I’m trying to figure out different kinds of Pedegree breeds of cats. They are human beings, and again not that I ignore New wants facial feature differences and such, but I just don’t mentally make such a distinction between Asian people and white people and Black people and so on and so forth as seems to be expected these days and how conservative used to think. The thing is, that’s now considered offensive, because yeah ideas that, because you didn’t mentally make such a large distinction between you and other people simply based off of looking a little different, there is systemic racism? I’m pretty sure that’s not where systemic racism comes from, a crucial part of the progressive movement actually causing progression. What I mean by this is, for this to be a problem, it is not the fault of this philosophy, it’s the fault of the politicians who have overtly ignored racist hate crimes instead of addressing them. You can address racial injustice without seeing somebody’s entire being as defined as “different from me “
@JacobAwsum
@JacobAwsum 2 года назад
2002.
@thelivingmystery.africa
@thelivingmystery.africa Год назад
Me too. The world has changed so much
@bricktasticanimations4834
@bricktasticanimations4834 Год назад
I was born at the end of 2005.
@melainenyuyfoninsaikila5812
@melainenyuyfoninsaikila5812 2 года назад
"Math is racist" line had me spitting out water in laughter..
@vickryan
@vickryan 2 года назад
I was very good at math. Uh oh...... We know what that means! Crap i'm a racist.
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner
@MilahanPhilosophersCorner 2 года назад
😆🍿
@MountainGirL06
@MountainGirL06 2 года назад
It is amazing that with your knowledge, self awareness and being awake to everything the government is or is not planning and you are still a happy, funny, upbeat, inspirational person. Much love ❤️
@johnlombardo7816
@johnlombardo7816 2 года назад
You're a legend bro! This is so disturbingly spot on its funny... and scary.. and sad... but hey, there's always our future!🤯🙄
@tylerskiss
@tylerskiss 2 года назад
I’m noticing a trend with JP videos lately; I’ll watch them and laugh and think how clever they are until the end. Then I am usually hit with the horrific reality of it all and that the absurdity that makes it funny is actually the reality.
@LeileeBaker805
@LeileeBaker805 2 года назад
😬‼
@d.s.5807
@d.s.5807 2 года назад
Welcome to the Red Pill oh wait, maybe staying in the Matrix was better LOL
@OhhCharliee..
@OhhCharliee.. 2 года назад
@@d.s.5807 but was it? Nah
@ahtilah1194
@ahtilah1194 2 года назад
@@d.s.5807 hard to say, would I rather be constantly worried where we are going, or would I rather be constantly mad about everything and constantly in a rollercoaster of emotions.
@WearyNomad
@WearyNomad 2 года назад
And then you sit back and do nothing. Just like the rest of the cowards who got us in this hole.
@luluszahir
@luluszahir 2 года назад
I came to the US in 2004. Where I'm from, I remember, as a kid in the 1990s, if you dared saying something against the government you would never be seen again... Your body wouldn't be recovered either! Then I came here and even though we already had a more 'democratic' government, I would say people was still scared to say anything; so when I came here and saw people actually criticizing Bush and _not_ getting killed, I was shocked by it. Young people should ask those from Asia, Latin America and certain European countries how life really is without freedom of speech and during an authoritarian regime!
@SaifKhan-wu2zj
@SaifKhan-wu2zj 2 года назад
Most European countries are liberal democracies by European, I think you mean Russia or Belarus
@BarAlexC
@BarAlexC 2 года назад
@@SaifKhan-wu2zj up to the 90s, everything east of Germany and Austria (East Germany included) and north of Greece was communist. So it's more like 15 entities/countries or so
@shereenskalsky1612
@shereenskalsky1612 2 года назад
Wow, thank you for posting that. I hope people that are still in a coma hear those words and wake up before it is too late.
@ronnin2011
@ronnin2011 2 года назад
@@SaifKhan-wu2zj lulz, didn't u see the vid where police arrested someone in Britain for retweeting something that caused "anxiety" to a random person on the internet??? This is the EU democracy nowadays
@throwacnt7603
@throwacnt7603 2 года назад
@SR You are almost certainly E.European or Slavic.
@stevensons78
@stevensons78 2 года назад
8:05 “There’s No more Journalism “ I spit my coffee.... Pure gold right there JP....
@dwightnadyawaldner7767
@dwightnadyawaldner7767 Год назад
THAT was a gooooooood one! Thank you, JP! I hope everyone Wakes up!!!
@garicrewsen1128
@garicrewsen1128 2 года назад
Dude, your satire is so heavy sometimes, while being completely literal, that the pain of realization isn't felt until, like, the next day. This was one of the heaviest skits you've put out. Ever. The previous was one giant compliment. Keep up the good work.
@cdayperry2701
@cdayperry2701 2 года назад
You said it better than I. TY
@unseen2553
@unseen2553 2 года назад
As a guy who graduated in 04 this really was some heavy stuff. I pictured myself being 17 and 36 year old me in the present having this convo. Insanity.
@steffenbryde7957
@steffenbryde7957 2 года назад
Have you processed it yet? How do you feel? 😄
@skygge1006
@skygge1006 2 года назад
this isn't completely literal... he said things like freedom of speech are gone which is a joke obviously... or I guess hopefully.
@bellasue02
@bellasue02 2 года назад
@@skygge1006 nope I just saw they are sensoring text messages. No freedom of speech
@TheKerpopplenaut
@TheKerpopplenaut 2 года назад
You could wake up from a 2 and a half year coma in 2022 and still be just as shocked.
@finchborat
@finchborat 2 года назад
Outside of people defending/justifying rioting and Covid, there isn't much of a change from 2.5 yrs ago. Things were insane before that point.
@2xcrzkxk
@2xcrzkxk 2 года назад
Lol, not nearly as shocked. If you went into a coma July 2020 in the midst of the George Floyd riots, COVID, & the election year between Trump/Biden & woke up now & found out how much worse it had gotten... Like so bad, war is literally threatening to break out everywhere in the West, already has in Ukraine. Let's just see if Pelosi makes it out of the East without WW3 starting. Let's see if we can get through the midterms without a Civil War breaking out. Let's see if we can make it through Biden's presidency without the Constitution being completely subverted openly, supported by Marxist Canada & the cartels in Mexico. Like hello 2022. I remember worrying about 2016, during all of Trump's presidency about the deep state/media lies, & then the riots, COVID & Biden's election in 2020. I thought that was bad. Bro, the purposeful betrayal & mismanagement openly from this administration & the media mouthpieces. Afghanistan, openly tolerating political violence & censorship on public platforms, targeting & over-punishing of political opponents while letting violent felons out to continue terrorizing the general public & disintegrating society.
@e.b.4379
@e.b.4379 2 года назад
Yes, that's even more disturbing. It's shocking to witness the degradation of society on such a global scale and in such a short amount of time where up is down and in is out and reality and fantasy have swapped places. Can't imagine where we're heading. It's time for a revolution! Whatever happened to "Anonymous" and heroic vigilante groups, I wonder...
@anonymousfella5473
@anonymousfella5473 2 года назад
As its going a 8 hour sleep is enough
@arkine11
@arkine11 2 года назад
Not me. Saw this coming since about 2014.
@fivebooks8498
@fivebooks8498 2 года назад
Love how you danced around the lines to avoid censorship.
@RatatRatR
@RatatRatR 2 года назад
It led to him not directly talking about his most batshit insane beliefs, which was nice.
@sirellyn
@sirellyn 2 года назад
@@RatatRatR Yep, and don't worry they'll be no mandates, and there's no way they'll be inflation. And a few hundred other things you don't want to listen to, but are absolutely true.
@fivebooks8498
@fivebooks8498 2 года назад
@@RatatRatR I’m tired of RU-vid paying people to troll conservatives. Find a real job
@NegariaDesign
@NegariaDesign 2 года назад
It's not lovely, it's terrifying. I always lived under such fear in Iran and I know what will come next to US.
@RatatRatR
@RatatRatR 2 года назад
Yeah, after all, it's not like there are forty million other videos and web sites where J.P. Sears talks completely openly about all his "censored" views.
@jessjohns8165
@jessjohns8165 2 года назад
This was great! I hope JP does another one, you could make a mini series on this.
@NobodysFavourite
@NobodysFavourite 2 года назад
The timeline is kind of messing with me because in 2003 I was in university in a social work faculty. What we are living through now was what my peers and our instructors were super excited about. Very first class, very first line uttered by the indoctrinater, uh I mean professor, was “as social workers you will either become agents of social control or social change”. Here we are. It was all engineered. We didn’t make things better, we followed the plan set out for us. It blows my mind that people didn’t know this was coming.
@rebeccah.6403
@rebeccah.6403 2 года назад
I went to college in 2008-12 and looking back it was all about indoctrination. Push the college experience and questioning what our parents taught us.
@tcritt
@tcritt 2 года назад
@@rebeccah.6403 Questioning what your parents taught you? How awful! We don't want that! (Sarcasm)
@leecanning123
@leecanning123 2 года назад
the question is- where did the professors/universities etc... get their plan from? It goes waay further back than 2003.
@Bwize716
@Bwize716 2 года назад
@@leecanning123 KGB infiltrated colleges in the 70’s 80’s spreading this garbage
@actionfaction2558
@actionfaction2558 2 года назад
I graduated in 2003. I didn’t see any woke-ism in school that I could concretely identify; except one example in a sociology class: about gender being on a spectrum…
@hettydriessen2782
@hettydriessen2782 2 года назад
Great one. You can turn this into a 3 part "series" and cover all the rest of what's changed. And I understand that was already a lot to take in for someone who just came out of a coma after 19 years. Keep up the great work JP.
@pixelfan2261
@pixelfan2261 2 года назад
True. He should make a part 2. Maybe the awaken one will kill himself st the end?
@lionelfox1341
@lionelfox1341 2 года назад
The scariest thing is that most, if not, all of what he said is real. What an f-up world we live in.
@writeme6155
@writeme6155 2 года назад
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@leighatkins22
@leighatkins22 2 года назад
We live with f-up coz we tolerate it... Bible said to stone rapists to death, just dont tolerate them... but becoz we do, look what we have now!!! Enjoy...
@hummingbird_saltalamakia
@hummingbird_saltalamakia 2 года назад
Except it is all real
@joannebutcher860
@joannebutcher860 2 года назад
Controversial Comment * Yes it is ! And all down to people with more money than sense, and no humanity.
@itoibo4208
@itoibo4208 2 года назад
The world today is so awful. Idk how we stand it. Woe is me. If you learned some history, you would not feel bad about the world today.
@heathermoore3729
@heathermoore3729 2 года назад
Just brilliant! Your humor and delivery...genuis!
@nostoppingit7827
@nostoppingit7827 2 года назад
"Making sense isn't really something we worry about doing anymore" That sums it up perfectly.
@brandon5615
@brandon5615 2 года назад
JP is fast becoming one of my favourite content creators. This is comedy gold.
@peterdarr383
@peterdarr383 2 года назад
Let's have a Civil War where one side is anti-gun and wants to de-fund the Police - the other side LIKES guns and supports the Police. One side is peppered with Blue Hair, the other has Camo . Which side would the "Illegal-undocumented" choose to stand on ??
@teresawright8098
@teresawright8098 2 года назад
Mine too
@godswill2260
@godswill2260 2 года назад
@@aircobraman1375 It’s the actual definition of comedy
@TheNecessaryEvil
@TheNecessaryEvil 2 года назад
You didn’t wake up. The dream just became a nightmare.
@cynthia6389
@cynthia6389 2 года назад
The difference between 1976 and now is unimaginable. Not to mention 1968. Like a different world altogether. . the seventies and eighties were worlds better. . Unimaginable to those that weren't there. Unimaginable that I am here now.
@caobita
@caobita 2 года назад
Yes, the seventies and eighties were great
@toddsauerwein6943
@toddsauerwein6943 2 года назад
This is one of JP's best videos. So many great moments. My favorite was when he brought up communism and he said I feel sorry for those poor countries was my personal favorite line.
@SK84FUN.
@SK84FUN. 2 года назад
That's what trump wanted a communist country.
@nabimiso
@nabimiso 2 года назад
"People have blue hair now?" "Yep" "Does it look good?" "Noooo....."
@rosedolch8637
@rosedolch8637 2 года назад
don't forget tattoos and fishing lures in their faces
@johnnypastrana6727
@johnnypastrana6727 2 года назад
@@rosedolch8637 Women have cowbells in their noses...
@truthiscensored
@truthiscensored 2 года назад
And Hot Pink Eyebrows
@Icemario87
@Icemario87 2 года назад
And that's if you're lucky! If you're unlucky you'll get hit on by someone of your same sex who will then complain publicly because you correctly identified them as the same sex as you. Their angle will be that they are trying to have a straight man/woman relationship with you and you just aren't cooperating.
@autisticreactions4397
@autisticreactions4397 2 года назад
Not exactly easy on the eyes as Bulma or Hinata. Can only anime girls pull off the blue-nette look or can conservative woman do it much better?
@Jenn11111
@Jenn11111 2 года назад
I’m only 3 minutes in and this is BRILLIANT!! 😂😂 You are speaking for every normal person throughout the world…I’m glad I’m laughing…because most of the time I feel like crying…😬😩💀
@chanelle4706
@chanelle4706 Год назад
I LOVE YOU, MAN!!!
@gray_space_alien
@gray_space_alien 2 года назад
You left out the part where he now needs to select a gender and pick his preferred pronouns. This was hilarious
@pilotswife06
@pilotswife06 2 года назад
My heart hurts watching this. The reality is, this is reality, and this is so so sad.
@davidhill4141
@davidhill4141 2 года назад
I laugh till I cry
@Jesusfreedmefully
@Jesusfreedmefully 2 года назад
You know I really like this one. I feel like it really makes it simple to understand. Here’s hoping that it reaches the right ones!
@JayJay-nc7pr
@JayJay-nc7pr 2 года назад
Man take me back to 2003! I hate this 2022 world we’re in!
@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291
@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291 Год назад
Happier times, and life was just beginning for a whole lot of us.
@DeepThinkersClub
@DeepThinkersClub 2 года назад
The blue hair comment was hilarious! 😂🤣 “Does it look good?” “Nope.” 😂🤣
@aschlamishowsup
@aschlamishowsup 2 года назад
Every day feels like a coma nightmare when I pop my head out to see what BS the world is up to. Always some crazy ass stuff happening that makes me think "this can't be real, it's so bizarre and idiotic, I must be dreaming"
@poorbenjaminsalmanac
@poorbenjaminsalmanac 2 года назад
God bless you man you are one of the only beacons in this darkness we've found ourselves in. Well done bro. Never ever, ever stop, free humans need you.
@Clleonie
@Clleonie 2 года назад
Couldn't put it better myself
@chrisjackson1889
@chrisjackson1889 Год назад
3:24 “it was a clever process based on stupidity” Brilliant 😂
@pancsaer2
@pancsaer2 2 года назад
If I was in a coma that long, and missed that much, and was told about it all at once I would have a heart attack and die.
@terryritter7065
@terryritter7065 2 года назад
And likely be better for it, right?
@pancsaer2
@pancsaer2 2 года назад
@@terryritter7065 Yes.
@averagechadlegionary5824
@averagechadlegionary5824 2 года назад
Man I’d genuinely feel bad for the coma victim. They were probably better off staying in a coma lol.
@WSmith_1984
@WSmith_1984 2 года назад
Why fund these fa5cist gov3rnments...# TåxBøycött.. .they've all been picking our pockets.... 🤑🤑🤑😑 Nancy and Paul filling their pockets.... 💵💵💵💵💵💵
@jakk2631
@jakk2631 2 года назад
Right? We really just got slow used to this crazy bs
@cango5679
@cango5679 2 года назад
To some estimations' there are about 50-60 percent coma patients walking the earth at this very moment....
@averagechadlegionary5824
@averagechadlegionary5824 2 года назад
@@cango5679 They’re definitely in some kind of coma if you’re talking about who I think you are and for those people I’d almost feel bad if they weren’t narcissists.
@_baller
@_baller 2 года назад
I'd rather be in a coma and wake back up in 2003, jokes aside it was an amazing year and era
@Itstheoaks
@Itstheoaks 2 года назад
I'm 30 this year and I envy those who died before 2020 when the world went to total shit. Take me back to 2006 coming back from high school playing Linkin Park on kerrang radio, football with my friends and fishing with my dad not a care in the world. Before everyone was consumed by the virus that is social media. When your mum used to shout you in for dinner because kids didn't have smartphones. Back when it wasn't all about being cool just having fun. Man I miss those days..
@truckingoover
@truckingoover 2 года назад
Never envy the deceased…get some help bud, talk to someone
@ness4019
@ness4019 2 года назад
I miss those days so much too. Life was so uncomplicated and journalists wanted to uncover and expose truth and corruption.
@Itstheoaks
@Itstheoaks 2 года назад
@@ness4019 these days I don't even bother watching mainstream media as its been exposed multiple times as twisting facts or just outright lies. Now I see where the saying "in God we trust" comes from and I've never been religious before but its starting to look like you can't trust anyone else
@kerrypoppins5388
@kerrypoppins5388 2 года назад
My grandma passed in December 2019. She was hospitalized on and off frequently before her death and our family was so supportive, there was always someone there with her. No heavy monitoring or protocol for guests, just come by and visit grandma when you can. Then we had a normal and very full funeral. I have been grateful she left right when she did. She told them if they didn't let her out she'd bust out. She was released a couple weeks early and got to die at home with loved ones. So so grateful.
@Itstheoaks
@Itstheoaks 2 года назад
@@kerrypoppins5388 it's so much better for them because although a hospital may have better care equipment if someone knows its their time they will want to be surrounded by a familiar place and loved ones. As would we all if we are lucky enough to choose how we go out. She's at peace now and got to go out her way that's what matters Kerry ❤
@Jimmy_Gustafsson
@Jimmy_Gustafsson Год назад
Really good, spot in :), and because you deliver it in a funny way I don’t really get as depressed and angry as I get when these insights normally hit me.
@risasams3465
@risasams3465 6 месяцев назад
Are you kidding? Its More depressing because he's spot on and nails each and every issue/problem/nightmare.....when put all together and laid out so clearly, yup,it's depressing.
@horsefaceguy3768
@horsefaceguy3768 2 года назад
If I were to wake up from a coma, I'd want Jp to be there.
@soyouresaying7814
@soyouresaying7814 2 года назад
... with your wife!
@morriganfey6079
@morriganfey6079 2 года назад
But hopefully not with your girlfriend? lol
@horsefaceguy3768
@horsefaceguy3768 2 года назад
@Tinder in real life 🅥 no
@horsefaceguy3768
@horsefaceguy3768 2 года назад
@Blxnded no
@horsefaceguy3768
@horsefaceguy3768 2 года назад
@Blxnded no
@SubieNinja
@SubieNinja 2 года назад
i died at "people have blue hair now?" "yup" "does it look good?" "uh uh"
@Jay-kx4jf
@Jay-kx4jf 2 года назад
Eh, Googling "blue hair" proves that wrong quick. Its like saying XYZ looks bad because ugly ppl look ugly with it.
@LMacNeill
@LMacNeill 2 года назад
"Yeah... Making sense isn't really something we worry about doing anymore." LOL!! Absolutely the truth! 😂
@marionwoodward5186
@marionwoodward5186 Год назад
This is the best one yet. Thank you so much.
@alishadegroot9100
@alishadegroot9100 2 года назад
You should have ended it with, "They want us to eat grasshoppers now."
@Shekinah7
@Shekinah7 2 года назад
Surprised it wasn’t in there
@memunist5765
@memunist5765 2 года назад
I mean, they are not that bad. If you take out the discust of eating an insect then what you are life with is a nutritious, somewhat tasteless meal. It you process it for even tiny bit then you won't notice you are even eating insects on the first place.
@TheeJeffL
@TheeJeffL 2 года назад
@@memunist5765 yeah… I love eating tasteless things… especially insect 🙄🙄 wtf haha
@memunist5765
@memunist5765 2 года назад
@@TheeJeffL I didn't mean tasteless, the taste is just weaker than meat, that's what I meant. It is like McDonald's food, you are definitely tasting something, but not much of substance
@UseYourBrain.
@UseYourBrain. 2 года назад
@@memunist5765 Agreed. Most people are mentally conditioned, and they will never realize that if they were conditioned to hate meat when they grew up, that they'd have a bias against that, or any food for that matter. Take cricket protein for example. It is higher in protein than beef, eggs, and tuna. It ranks higher than any proteins. They take 1 gallon of water vs 1000 gallons of water (vs. cow) to raise. Crickets are ground (minus the antennae, heads, legs) into a powder/flour, and can be used for baking, smoothies, etc. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my beef steaks, pig BBQ's, and ALL meats. However, for the price, the health benefit, and the ease of protein powders, I will eat crickets (not whole) if they are healthy (and have no taste)!
@morne750
@morne750 2 года назад
You are such a natural comedian JP. Great stuff.
@etherealgamer6667
@etherealgamer6667 2 года назад
Ohhhhh my goddd that's how I felt, I lived out in the middle of nowhere with my mom for a few years, closed off from society and then eventually we moved back to civilization and I was just fascinated at how people have become mindless sheep
@stefcazo4680
@stefcazo4680 2 года назад
Don't say that you moved back to civilization....
@ryanjohnston4249
@ryanjohnston4249 2 года назад
HAVE become? They've always been.
@MRSketch09
@MRSketch09 2 года назад
I laughed my butt off when he was like.. no we conceived the kids right their next to you-you didn't seem to mind, lol..
@AskRemy
@AskRemy 2 года назад
lol
@iceswallow7717
@iceswallow7717 2 года назад
we got together much after...about three months before you went in xD
@toomuchfandango
@toomuchfandango 2 года назад
There are A LOT of people that KNOW what's going on! Stay strong people!
@marscell151
@marscell151 2 года назад
I love you too, thanks.
@rome5689
@rome5689 2 года назад
Too bad there are still too many don't.
@rickrolledtruth5834
@rickrolledtruth5834 2 года назад
Imagine waking up and seeing people getting offended over being called chick
@marilynmoore2566
@marilynmoore2566 2 года назад
Or getting mad at a gentleman for holding the door for you
@rickrolledtruth5834
@rickrolledtruth5834 2 года назад
@@marilynmoore2566 heeeyyyy are u spying on me lmfao... I did that few weeks ago and smfh yes the chick said "i have hands" i looked at her and said " well be sure to finger yourself too " ... man this society is done.
@morriganfey6079
@morriganfey6079 2 года назад
@@marilynmoore2566 I try to be extra sweet to them when they do this to make up for the "blue hairs".
@rosiepayne7712
@rosiepayne7712 2 года назад
@Morrigan - same!
@keithsj10
@keithsj10 2 года назад
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I don't think kids these days understand that 🙄
@maximusaralieous1728
@maximusaralieous1728 2 года назад
'So you went into your little coma vacation thingy on July 4th 2003 and we got together 3 months before that' 'THAT DOESN'T ADD UP!' 'Oh Math is racist now'. Great video for sure, I've said it many times, but JP is probably the best satirical writer over the last two years.
@bellasue02
@bellasue02 2 года назад
😂
@paulogrants
@paulogrants 2 года назад
Dude! JP, thank you for this.
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