Walking with Dinosaurs 2: The Extinction - Official Synopsis 

NO WAY HE REALLY PREDICTED IT!!!!!1!1!!

I think it's safe to assume this has officially dethroned Prehistoric Planet as the best documentary of the year

I remember sitting in the theater, when Boris Johnson came out of no where to save Patchi from Thanos, only to heroically sacrifice himself in the end, and tears were streaming down my face. His breakup with Bob Ross was truly heartbreaking, but in the end his he learned that it was all just a happy accident. But all that pales in comparison to the true masterpeice of an ending, when Thanos faces off in a final battle with Patchi. The cinematography and visuals were breathtaking. My heart was beating out of my chest, and when they all exploded in Patchi I had 37 heart attacks and died. But in the end, in the greatest cinematic twist of all time, Thanos saved them all from the volcano, and said to Patchi "I guess I really did learn to walk with dinosaurs". The whole theater stood up and cheered as loud as they could, and the roof collapsed and killed 3 people. Truly, the greatest piece of cinema ever to be conceived!

I just got home from the theater and all I have to say is wow. I was left speechless the visuals were visual, the music was written, and the script was said. When Thanos and Patchi had their fight and Patchi said “Alright purple guy, I’m about to show you what it’s like to walk with dinosaurs.” I started crying and the entire theater started clapping and cheering for 5 hours straight. Truly one of the movies of all time!

Gotta love the crossovers. Not only the MCU, but also Monster Hunter

"Alberta almost kills Scowler by strangling him with her jaws " Peak writing

This is the most crack fic I've ever felt from a piece of fiction. Thank you Rick for giving this masterpiece exposition.

I love how Rick is trying his level best not to laugh his ass off while reading this

It’s genuinely impressive that your mic quality was better in 2019 than 2023

This is an absolute rollercoaster of emotions, plot, and grammar

I am BEGGING someone to animate this. We need visuals for this glorious story

THE TIME TRAVELING CARCHARODONTOSAURUS STRIKES AGAIN

9:15 From that moment on, the author suffered a stroke.

Theres something about the fact that "Sorry" is the last thing you hear in this that is oddly very fitting for all those people that listened to this and lost every single brain cell they ever had.

1:44 I love how the person who wrote this got the names right at the start but when down hill 😂😂💀

This is like the JPOG Walking with dinosaurs videos where they get the scientific names of dinosaurs perfectly spelt but simple words are so badly wrote it makes the whole thing hilarious

Best birthday present I got this year.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever had grace my ears. Two minutes in and I'm trying not to cry while laughing.

Dude. This killed me. We all know the most canon part is your cameo.

I had an early screening for this movie. Let me tell you, it's just as awesome as it sounds.

Petition to add this to the list for the Dromies 2024.

This is truly the best cinematic casting and script to ever to grace my ears

I feel like this is better than original movie lmao

1:57 I didn't know Decidueye was in this movie. This has gotta be one of the crossovers of all time! In all seriousness, I was beginning to suspect this was a genuine concept that got raided by a troll. The ending probably proved this to be the case.

Cant wait for Patchi to fight an entire army of Smaugs in the third movie.

Just got home from the cinema. This movie was a beautiful masterpiece; it was so good that the projector melted from the pure strain of witnessing such a work of art. The plot was groundbreaking; it was so packed full of detail, character development, love and action that it died. Half of the cinema ended up going into cardiac arrest from the pure joy of the god given miracle we were witnessing. By the time the movie ended, everyone was crying tears of joy. It was beautiful. I cried until I couldn't cry anymore. I laughed until my lungs exploded and I died from suffocation. The entire thing was a glorious work of art. It was so beautiful that God himself would be in tears at it's magnificence.

'Mark Zuckerberg is here to' Maybe it's just the silence after, but idk why that killed me for some reason 😆

8:37 something seems off here

So far this story is the equivalent of a watt pad fanfic

RickRaptor’s becoming a shitposter. The best part is that Rick himself can’t handle it.

It has Mark Zuckerbeg AND Boris Johnson? I'm sold!

I'm still crying, such a beautiful movie, the concert was wonderful, really helped me get going and get in the mood!

Ah yes, my favorite Sam Hammington song: *KIL*

9:15 - 10:00 sounds like secret government codes I swear 😂

We making it into ear bleeding with this mic quality 🗣🗣🗣🗣

Can't wait to see the rest of the walking with dinosaurs movie. I hope you upload more Rick. Keep up the prefect comedy. (Fun fact: Sarcosuchus is not actually a crocodile but a croco (I'm not spelling that) so yeah)

The English Language: 2:04 and 5:00 5:28 - 5:44 This is somehow the most coherent this plot gets. 7:47 - 8:03 Someone please animate this. 8:52 "Well that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast." 8:57 I have no words. 10:56 "You've got a big tummy Alberta." 11:03 "That's 'Mama Pachi' to you, Juniper."

I have come to the conclusion that this is still, in fact, a better story than Twilight.

I can feel every shot of beer or whiskey or whatever taken by whoever wrote this. The grammar gradually becomes more correct before another shot is taken and it instantly deteriorates, only to gradually recover as the author becomes more sober.

There were no mistakes, just happy little accidents! Also I never would have guessed the rock was played by the rock

You gotta watch the Extended Cut, man. It's a shame the subplot about Boris Johnson promising to save Patchi's hard from the volcano only to be caught throwing a party instead during the eruption never made it into the theatrical release. I feel the film's message rings hollow without it.

Just got back from watching it at the cinema. Overall a slight step down from the original but that’s to be expected. The only thing that took me out of the movie was the 28 minute sex scene between the Gorgosaurus and the Plesiosaur

5:32 MY FAVORITE COUNTRY WAS MENTIONED

is this how true insanity feels like?

I’m gonna have to sit down and watch this with full focus because I’m pretty sure I had a stroke during the part of the story with the Carcharodontosaurus.

I completely forgot that this film came out today, and it’s safe to say that this has been keeping me laughing since the first time I watched it. You can really tell in Rick’s voice how hard he is trying to keep a straight face (so to speak) when reading out every single sentence XD

Forget Morbius, im gonna see the movie that will gross $69 Patchillion dollars

Absolute masterpice

0:11 sound like a better plot then the movie we actually got

I love the horrible spelling. 10/10 film can't tell if the horrible spelling is a joke or not. It probably is I love that it gets worse and worse

Nice work on making a cameo in the greatest film of the year

Hey Rick it’s awesome you get to cameo in walking with dinosaurs 2!

We now know the official winner of Dromies 2023👏

ePatchi is the new hybrid version of

i want a rickraptor105 voice pack mod for Prehistoric Kingdom. Sorry Nigel Marven.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I DID NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO FOR OVER A MINUTE THINKIN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE TV SHOW

I need this animated right now

I've always wanted to know what it feels like to have a stroke and die

I think that last sorry wasn’t even in the script, that was just Rick telling us he’s sorry for this acid trip of a video.

I like the part where Patchi says "it's patchin time" and patches on those guys

Truly the most walking with dinosaurs to ever walk

I hope this comes to theaters near me

Sounds like the plot of a Mark Polonia movie lmao

Guys only three more days until it releases on dvd! So hyped

why does this video more entertaining than the walking with dinosaur the movie 1?

Return of the King! Im so happy to see a video from you! I watched you since my childhood. Mach weiter so!

Gonna watch this with the homies later this day on the cinema

The saga continues...

i am crying of laughter rn

I can't controll myself by how hillarious this is

Did whoever wrote this synopsis get a pickaxe in the middle of the forehead before typing?

Woah woah, Rick! You never told us that you stole Patchi’a girl!

Rick answer me this. HOW IN GODS NAME DID THE MIC QUALITY GET WORSE FROM THE LAST TIME WE HEARD YOU (still love the channel btw). Im guessing the script of this movie was so shit the mic couldn't even take it.

This sounds like the greatest movie ever written

5:30 now i imagine a fossil of pachycephalosaur being found in africa 5:45 should've gone: ...with a raptor called Rick or Rick the raptor

I almost fucking died watching this video💀

This will be Disney movies in 2035

“Patchi cheats on Juniper with Rickraptor105”

I feel like I just had a stroke.

The sequel fan fic of all time

Woah WWD 2

One of the moives of all time

100000/10 plot

Vandalized fanfiction is my new favorite genere

The only inaccurate thing about this is that Boris Johnsons lives in the Triassic and not the Chadic. I love everything else!

FANDOM was a mistake. DeviantArt fanfiction-level wikis at this point.

5:45 oh my fuck what a plot twist

I sar it in cinema todei! Best movir ever concieved by mankin. Carcharodontosaurus.

You caught me, is cinema🤚😔🤚🚬🗿🍷

We are so over

Cinematic masterpiece.

That's the funniest shit I saw in months 😂

I find it so fucking funny that you can tell the page got vandalized qnd no one cared

The thought of lizard man Boris Johnson killing Thanos is the thing I have ever heard.

Bro I think I havent laughed this hard in 2 years. Thanks Rick

Guess what? There is another Dinosaur movie called I Am T-Rex if you want to review it.

Imagine if this became a real movie.

CANT WAIT!

Great timing

I didnt know you wanted patchi like that rick 😏