no, Jake wasnt exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer. then when he and Eldridge became buddies....well, the two of them barely even had a brain cell to share between them.
Actually, with a mother like Judith he'd never would've married for sure, give what he saw and been through. Same goes to Charli and Alan. Charlie didn't mean to get married cause he was oldest son and he saw all the men his mother run through and how she treated them. Ye, it's a comedy but we're talking 'bout real mother issues here. The only reason Alan got married to a first girl who let him to a second base(Judith) is cause he was whimp, looser in life and been starved for mother's attention his whole childhood , cause Evelyn didn't been around them all the time. He saw Judith as a mother figure. I myself have the same issue. My mom had 2 ex husbands and currently married to a third. And even though i'm in very good relationships with her, no issues at all, yet I've seen how she treated her husbands and the new one, i'd say i have no wish to marry anyone at all or even getting into any serious relationships. This + the fact how fcked up girls nowadays about money and loyalty+ the way divorce laws are made, fck it. Ain't interested!)
So, what they did was just merging the dialouges and make a future. 1)Here jake says he wont get married. 2)Alan says he will swim to japan aa he's depressed becoz of the divorce. so what they did was, they made jake go to japan and marry some girl.
@2:36 No Charlie, that's the note ya find next to Alan's body after the fact to justify what happened. If all that happens to a guy and he can laugh about it, I'd be incredibly worried and feel the need to hide all the sharp things in the house.
I feel terrible for saying this, but Alan really needed to stop suffering after his second failed marriage... What would be the point to recover after this... To keep doing terrible seasons with Ashton Kutcher?
real question why did Judith marry Alan in the first place ? He did not have money and his job as chiropractor was dead end .Unlike Kandi Judith was smart woman and would not do mistake like that. Kandi was sexy, but stupid, she got just lucky that Alan won half of million dollars . Of course she robbed him blind when she saw opportunity, she was woman after all and they have killer instincts. Look at lions . Lionesses are main hunters of the pride, their killer instinct is very strong even if they are not hungry.
