That Ship Has Sailed | Two and a Half Men 

Same haha

The fact that people actually think this show is funny just goes to show how dumb America really is. The show has a laugh track for a reason. 🗑

I literally searched ‘charlie harper that ship has sailed’. 😂 my favorite is 2:16

Damn I love Charlie Harper and always loved when he said That ship has sailed and always thought that was his best line and always laugh my ass off

​@@geraldnuwagira6684Classic episode 👍

Never too many with Charlie 🤣

​@@bwwestmanexactly 😂😂😂

the best*

The best

Idk about the best

Definitely not. 😂 Unless your a bot

i'm not

Caught me by surprise when Alan said it at the end...guess everyone has their own ship(s) that has sailed 😅😅

I always knew there were several. But I've only heard this expression used in the show and I started using it in real life

Can you please give the link?

It would have been funnier if one of the women said hello to Jake and both Alan and Charlie swung around and looked at him.... Jake: "Hey she drove the school bus!"

Yep. Wasn't that Alexis, the hooker he once hired and eventually annoyed so much that she gave him the money back and left? ... Apparently, he was so annoying that he left a lasting impression, and his prostitute still remembers his name years later. 😂

That was the hooker he hired in an earlier episode.

What would've made it even funnier is if the one who said hello to Alan had been a man dressed as a woman. That's about par with Alan's stroke of luck. 😂

yeah guys you know better than the writers what would be funny

Ship

Ship

Just ask the obidens about ships sailing. They would know all about it having visited epstein Island multiple times

@@Ilikeicecreamandwar why would you make a show like two and a half Men political? What does this post have anything to do with politics? You people are really sick and deranged with all this propaganda aren't you

Lawn mower

You are right. I realized that too. He was being cheap and annoying. Alan can't even get a hooker to like him....

Small world huh

Didnt teddy buy him and Charlie hookers in vegas or am i remembering wrong?

The show sucks.

Wasn’t the same without him

He caught aids from KamalaHarris

Really? I bet its more akward than funny without the laughtrack, it really does add alot

Yeah , pity the actress who played Berta has passed away . I'm a Big fan of Two and half Men ( it was garbage when Aston Kutcher was on ) . It's a fairly popular series in Australia 🇦🇺 where I'm watching this from . They SHOULD bring it back with the original cast and have Berta replaced by { Australian } actress Julie McGregor as expat Aussie ( Or expat UK 🇬🇧 , IF she can do such accent ) as the maid . Julie McGregor has been on a number of Australian television dramas - But her most famous is on Hey Dad as dim-witted and dipsy secretary Betty . The scriptwriters for Hey Dad probably gave her ALL the good ( funny ) lines although she probably could have come up with them herself . Hey Dad was probably Australia's version of Two and a half Men . ♑️✍️🇸🇯🇦🇺

They do not need to bring this show back. It's done and over for a reason. It's hot garbage

@@Ilikeicecreamandwar opinions vary ,but that’s the great thing about America we are all entitled to our opinion

They all gotten to old now

Did anyone else notice the group nodding after “this ship has sailed”

Google it

A tiny petty Jew producer That's what happened

You wouldn’t have much of a show …

No one cares

​@@MG-ok2bnwrong, I care

Last.

What about kandi's redhead mom

Who gives a fuck about what you think? Don't watch then.