Want to eat hair? This pasta machine is for you. 

Happy Halloween, I guess?

This is the first time I've ever thought one of your creations was an abomination, congratulations! ❤

"I knew this project was stupid because it's a stupid project. But I didn't know it was also stupid." This line is great--made me truly laugh out loud.

I was really hoping this would devolve into having to be a nose hair pasta machine, but the horrifying final product still did not disappoint. I'm also super happy to see a more "classic" Simon video. Less craft project-y, and more horrifying machine-y. (Not that the craft projects aren't cool, but I just _love_ the terrible machines so much.)

Silent laughing while nearly crying Simone is and always will be my favorite part of a Simone video.

This was terrible from an aesthetics, design, and execution perspective, but it made me laugh and smile so, so much. Thank you Simone! Great video! 😂😂😂

I've never had such a visceral reaction to one of Simone's creations before. my god, the final product is frightening 🤣 I love it!

This is the one project I did not need to witness but still I am glad that I did. Thank you for making the worlds' first goatee pasta maker so that we don't have to. You are a saint among humans.

When science forgets to ask: "Should we, just because we can?" I've been a fan for a long time and I'm fairly sure I've never seen you so nauseated by one of your creations. Love that your engineering art covers every single human emotion possible!

I feel Simone could title her videos anything at this point and I'd still be here excited

Your incessant silliness and ingenuity brings me much joy. I'm glad you're on this planet and doing your thing. Much love, Simone. Keep being yourself.

The basketball 🏀 in the doll head was everything I hoped it would be and so much more. I laughed so hard I snorted! My toddler kept asking me what was so funny but I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂 This video was EVERYTHING Simone 💜 Thank you 🙏🏼 again for sharing your beautiful and brilliant brain 🧠 😊❤

This is, hands down, Simone's shhittiest robot to date. That being said, I love how despite anything, she stayed committed and took it to the last consequences. You go girl.

Simone brings us a whole new type of Creepy Pasta. Happy Halloween! 🎃

The look of remorse as you begin the process is priceless. This one had my cackling and yelling "Simone, nooooo!"

i love the pan around at 3:09 as if that can be considered a finished product

There's a moment in Frankenstein where Victor sees his creation rise and realises the horrific reality of what he's done. The doctor runs screaming into the street. You had that moment in this video and it was one of the most genuine reactions I think I've ever seen.

Just what everyone needs, an impractical, very hard to clean pasta maker that instantly puts you off your food. Never change Simone 😊

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for sharing this reaffirming mess of a project. Really fantastic to watch your process. I needed that!

And, THIS, is exactly what keeps me coming back to you Simone!!! Thank you for the many, many smiles!

The comedy value on this alone is why I keep watching, not laughed like this for ages.

I really love how quickly you go from trying to unscrew the bottom to bashing it repeatedly on the table edge. This is the kind of iterative design methodology I'm here for.

I laughed all the way through this. Thanks for being so light-hearted about this project

Maybe you could add an audio chip with a recording of "Simone, I throwed up..." As always, this is wonderful Simone. You bring so much joy to the world with your creativity and humor.

Even when she's horrified at herself, Simone still gives me hope in humanity. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

You can tell Simone was eager for this to be over, because she didn't end with her usual "OK, bye"...

I just love the fact that it works perfectly as intended

Another fantastic video, thank you Simone!

Y'know I never once looked at my Play-Doh hair salon and thought "hmm this would be a cool way to make pasta"... But it would certainly make the process more fun!

I genuinely laugh harder at Simone's videos than at anyone intentionally doing comedy. We need more of this!

Priceless, you are amazing Simone! ☺️

Omg I'm crying! Definitely do the ear hair!!!

You solved the problem of cooking too much pasta. Great!

"I knew this project was stupid because it's a stupid project, but I didn't know it was also stupid." Relatable for far too much of my life.

I love when you choose to share the intrusive thoughts, makes me feel not so weird.

thank you for this masterpiece of a video

In the effort to create a pasta maker, Simone unintentionally created nightmare fuel

you know, some people plan all year on how to make the scariest, most nightmare fuel video for Halloween, and you blew everyone out of the water (possibly on accident, I don't know your motives). congratulations! 🎃🎃🎃🎃

Thank you so much, you made me laugh in the morning and brought me joy, absolutely amazing, thank you

Happy birthday, Simone! Hope it's a great one.

Simone, your mind is a weird and wonderful place. I love your ideas and watching how you process and engineer around problems. 😄

This reminds me so much of the Play-Doh hair salon set I had when I was a kid! And also the endless hours my mom spent with a toothpick cleaning-up the hundreds of little holes through which the hair came out 😁

Thank you so much. Best thing I've seen on the internet in ages 😂😂😂

Best laugh I've had all week! Thank you...

That first go was nightmare inducing and the look of sheer horror on your face made it so much more surreal. This is the kind of content I expect from you and I'm both happy and astonished. Thank you for the much needed laugh!

ive been having a terrible week or two. i see the video is posted and instantly felt a little better :) time to get lost in happy land for 11:38. Thanks simone

I feel like this is... a perfect machine for this channel. Everything about it is unique and enjoyable to watch, and its incredibly it gets to exist on here (as in the real world it would have no market ahaha)

I only recently found your channel and have been steadily watching. After spitting out my tea when I laughed at the goatee, I immediately hit Subscribe! Simone, you are a true genius 😂

I totally felt Simone when the first watery attempt was over “I hate it.” Reminded me of my first woodworking project in high school, an 8 sided clock with a box that was square on top, but half an octagon on the bottom. Crappy rabbiting, strap clamps that didn’t clamp and a badly cut piece of garbage plywood for the box back. The clocks mechanism came a pendulum, so we put a door on the front that was supposed to have a plexiglass window, but we didn’t have a router table to rabbit out the back, so the pendulums all scraped against the plexiglass, so the teacher was like, “okay just remove that”. The door was this odd shape to match the box’s half octagon bottom and the bottom of the clock face that no one got right, AND instead of routing around the outside of the octagon, but leaving it flush with the door to make it pretty, they made us round over a straight edge, rip it down, and then cut it into 8 parts and try to get the 22.5 degree angles right on equipment that couldn’t accurately cut half an angle! The 8 rounded over pieces were then glued around the face of the clock, round side inwards. I was honestly happy when the thing fell off my parent’s wall and fell apart.

I love watching a very talented and brilliant person (you) struggle through a project, have moments of doubt, etc. Because it makes little ole me feel better when I struggle through projects too. So many people (especially aspiring artists) think that successful people must have an easy time at their job/hobby/craft, but seeing the struggle is so humanizing and (I hope) makes more people realize that you can be great even if it's not easy.

This was absolutely amazing

OMG, Simone. You never cease to amaze.... sometimes a little overboard, but always amazing... or is that bewildering? Keep creating, you brilliant young woman!!!

I thought I lost it when the basketball was inflated but that was nothing compared to when the first batch of pasta came out I expected it to be nice elegant beautiful perfect pasta but no 🤣🤣 Thank you for making me laugh hope you are doing well :)💖💖💖

Your laughter at the first batch coming out of the chin had me laughing so hard. Thank you for such great content, humor is the best!!😊

You seriously crack me up Simone. Love it!

Okay. I'm not the kind of person who laughs uncontrollably, but when that basketball started inflating I began cackling like a lunatic. The judgy looks I got from my two cats before they both slowly walked out of the room only made me laugh harder. Thank you, I really needed that. Then, you brought out the other head. The eleven-year-old boy that dwells at that center of my soul began to hope, desperately, that we were about to see nostril pasta. Nostra. The elongated pimple pasta was, however, truly a work of art. Thank you once again, Simone. You have helped me end this rather blah day with joy and I can never thank you enough.

Whenever simone gets frustrated with a project she looks like a disappointed mother. Like she's about to say "i expected better of you"

This is classic Simone! The sketchy idea. The...questionable implementation. The regret. :D This is right up there with the alarm clock/scalper!

I haven't laughed this much in a whole week. THANK YOU!!

This genuinely cracked me up! it’s just wrong but sooo funny! the way your mind works and keeps going when most would stop is genius. Luv you Simone please never stop being you.

"do you want to react" "No. I don't" 😂 this is exactly the video I needed today

Thank you Simone, for making me change my eating habits for the better!

Witnessing the creation of this beautifully absurd monstrosity was everything I've ever needed in life. I laughed and cried for at least 20 minutes. Thank you Simone.

The music was on point for each scene. The editor clearly put thought into the music instead of looping generic stock music over the entire video. 👏

Is this an accidental Halloween episode?!? Lol I loved it

Finally, a kitchen gadget that does exactly what you think it will do. The ultimate expression of singular purpose.... Great job!

I am literally crying. tears streaming down my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a WHILE. Thank you and also what have you done

I cannot over state how badly I needed something this ridiculous today, nailed it as usual

You know its a good day when you get that Simone notification

A hilarious carnival of delights and horrors beyond the reach of the AI.

I think this is one of the most if not *the* most cursed project I've seen from you, Simone. Very well done. It made me laugh 90 percent of this video. It just got worse and worse, making it funnier and funnier. Love it

I love how you display your failed attempts. You could have labelled this video "I made an edible goatee machine" or something and I would have been both true and clickbait enouth to have the same success this one is having (even more), while only showing the "successful" part. But no, you decided to share the whole process, failures, adjustments, etc. You always do this but idk why this time it was even more striking. It's SO IMPORTANT for people to see that failure is a normal thing that is part of the process in making anything.

"intimacy coordinator " 😂😂 we all did it

#1 comfort youtuber. While watching your videos, I can kinda escape the stresses of everyday life. Thanks for that.

9:36 - your awkward-in-disgust laugh is one of my favourite things ever

It was so surreal i loved it ❤

Both Movember and Halloween combined into one. 😀 Always fun to watch these crazy crazy ideas come to life.

Your videos always brighten my day. Thank you.

This is Classic Simone! It's been a while since we've seen one of these.

I kind of loved this ❤

I love how your brain works, just waiting for you to turn scraps into a bottle opener with LED lights and a pencil sharper or something

I needed that more than you can know; I haven’t laughed so hard in ages! Thank you so much.

This is really reminding me of the parasite induced diarrhea I had a few months back. Thanks!

With the music at the end and all the crazyness that was going on, I felt like I watched another episode of "Bee and Puppycat", and I love it!❤

This is what peak performance looks like 😂

That was the most fun I've had in a while! Your reactions were... very appropriate. Also, KiwiCo seems so right up your alley. If I had young kids, I'd be on it, but ours is now a nearly-finished engineering student.

This made me laugh out loud at a point where I was feeling pretty low. Thank you! 💙

The best thing about your video's are your reactions Simone. Never what i expect :D

Love the warmth and reality you radiate in everything you do for us! For a version 2 of the hair idea; perhaps it would be possible with a colander and a rotating spatula to push the pasta. Greetings from "en mörk och regnig västkust".

This is a compliment, she is the millennial Mrs.Wesley and I live for it. I can’t wait to see your videos in 10 years and have that wholesome motherly feel.

simone you're so naturally funny it always makes me laugh sooo haaaard

OMG Simone's back 👏👏

Thi genuinely was just the most hilarious video ever - I couldn't stop laughing when the 'goatee' first grew! 😂

Intimacy coordinator! Love it

personally I think this is one of the best things you’ve made. Also, you destroying that doll head was epic youtube. Well done

Nothing makes a rough monday better than a video from Simone!

Always a good time when she uploads

Perfect for Halloween! Congrats!

That was more grotesquely hilarious than i was prepared for. Loved it!

This is classic Simone and I love it. Thank you for always cheering up my day whenever you post a video. Best RU-vidr ever.