Everything PitLord can say in Warcraft III The Frozen Throne
A warrior hero, exceptional at weakening enemies and melee combat. These massive Demons take sadistic pleasure from instilling crazed terror, and then slaughtering their enemies.
"You know what burns my ass? A flame about this high."
"Unh, I think I have someone stuck in my teeth."
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"I think a certain finesse is called for here. RAAAARGH!"
(Talk show intro music) Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member: "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."
"I come from the darkness of the pit."
"In Mannoroth's name！" (Mannoroth is a hero pit lord in Reign of Chaos)
"Tremble before me!"
"What did your feeble request?"
"Don't waste my time."
"Roar!"
"What trickery is this?"
"I bring darkness!"
"You fail to amuse me"
"Pitiful!"
"Roar!"
"What a foolish ploy!"
"To the slaughter!"
"I go to destroy!"
"This won't please me!"
5 окт 2024
