Warhammer 40.000: Dawn of War - Khorne Berserker Squad quotes 

>"Drive quickly, before I kill you!" >"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD." A story in two parts

I love how the most replayed voiceline of this video is literally just the Khorne Beserker going batshit insane and going *"UGHGHGUUGHHGLCRCRCRRGRRRALALADUASDAGSh"*

Khorne Berzerkers - taxi driver's worst nightmare.

0:29 so emotional and meaningful quotes

I laughed hard when I hear "We need another driver, this one is DEAD" while playing. XD

I absolutely love the ending quote, it´s like the berserker just stopped and looked around... "WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD."

"They won... for now..." You're telling me that berzerkers originally had a morale meter?!

- WE NEED A NEW EMPRAH. THIS ONE IS DEAD!

Khorne Flakes: The breakfast of Chaos Champions.

"Its your turn to do the dishes" "THIS ERRAND IS BENEATH ME" "but...you said you'd do them today" "I AM NOT YOUR BOOT LICK"

0:30, the Butcher's Nails bite a bit too hard 👹

Circa 2006, trying to install Dark Crusade, a dialogue box opens, informing me that I must update my DirectX to play. *"WE NEED NEW DRIVERS! THESE ONES ARE DEAD."*

0:29 berserker, you ok?

"FASTER! If you know what's good for you." "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" Guess he didn't go fast enough.

They really hit it on the nose with how I would imagined Berzerkers would sound. Impatient, angry, and ready to pile some skulls on the skull throne. "I am not your bootlick!"

"Break their backs!" Bane was probably the first Khorne beserker :P

I was playing a game awhile back with some friends (I was playing Chaos). The game got bugged after awhile, it was a very long game of Annihilation. My most memorable moment from that game was sending two squads of berzerkers after some imperial guards and a chimera. Some of the guards jumped into the chimera and cornered themselves. My berzerkers' voices got looped and kept screaming "BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS! BREAK THEIR BACKS!" their voices overlapping before cracking open the tank and killing everyone inside. After the game, I told everyone what had happened with my berzerkers' voices and we started discussing how fucking scary that would be... Being stuck in a tank that can't escape and these giant armored men swinging massive axes that sound worse than chainsaws into the tank and GETTING THROUGH. Except, chain axes aren't all you hear, you just "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" getting louder and louder as new holes and gashes are chopped into the vehicle and you have nowhere to go. Your weapons do next to nothing against their armor as they fire random shots into the now massive holes on the tank. The engine is long disabled, the crew is either dead or just as stuck as you are, the turret is dead because there's no power and the men scream "BREAK THEIR BACKS!" as everyone around you makes futile attempts to fight back before one of the armored men gets through the hatch, hacking at the nearest man then shooting several more before anyone can react. Fucking terrifying.

[Video driver crashed and was reset!] WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD

This is one of the most incidentally hilarious units.

Buy corn? It will be done.

#notyourbootlick

When he said "BLRLRRRRGURGURUGRUGRGGGG" I felt that

0:36-0:44 It's just not the same when it's not being screamed in your ear dozens of times.

My first encounter with chaos was this game. When i clicked on the heretic i was immediately terrified but intrigued. Then the berzerkers happened. I fell in love on that day. And his name was Khorne

"I AM INVINCIBLE" ...you are a loony...

This voice acting is fuckin....just fucking....majestic....its a thing of monstrous beauty...

1:44 The enemy FINALLY

0:13 THIS IS THE LUNCH TIME

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

Looking back, one has to admit that this game had an amazing soundtrack and even better voice acting. Not everyone can say "Kill... KILL!!!" with such conviction.

man, this brings back many good memories.

So my squad was riding in a Rhino with Kharn the Betrayer to some random town on the planet we were currently invading when, likely out of boredom, he stood up and shouted, "We need a new driver, this one is dead!" And shoots the driver -causing the Rhino to turn and flip off of the overpass we were on and land on a chaos dreadnought (which i found out later). I then blacked out... ...When I finally came to due to a loud grinding sound caused by Kharn using his chainaxe to cut the front of the Rhino off ...Which really worried me as i could see a bunch of greenskins running at us and i would've liked to try to see if the Rhino would still drive ...Or at the very least use it for cover. ...As soon as the front cut loose and fell, Kharn immediately picked it up (the wheel in his left hand and his right supporting most of the weight from beneath) and exclaimed, "We will deliver pure evil into the heart of the enemy!" before charging straight at the orks -who were looking mighty surprised ...Well, for orks that is. ...I was suffering a bit of blood loss, as to be expected for such an ordeal, because i kept blacking in and out.. But inbetween that i managed see Kharn use the Rhino's steering wheel to kill the Nob of the ork party and, after shouting "Deploying smoke!" shoved a frag grenade into the contraption on the back of, what i assume, one of their meks. I don't know how Kharn knew that that particular mek was using a steam engine to power his gear, if he knew at all, but boy did that explosion really cloud the area. ....I couldn't see the rest of the fight through all the smoke. ....And i think i the blood loss finally got to me -i woke up several hours later when a medic and the tech priest he was assisting finally came around to investigate the silent dreadnought..... But when i later heard Kharn returned to his quarters on the ship with a blood covered steering wheel as a memento i chuckled a bit... That Kharn, what a good guy.

I love how all their quotes are essentially in all caps

THIS IS NOT LUNCH TIME 0:13

2:20 WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! (always my favorite)

1:03 -You can be crueler than that, brother.

0:37 RAAAAAPE THEIR BATS!!!!

WHO RECORDED ME AFTER A HEAVY NIGHT OF DRINKING?!

this sounds like every character I role up for role-player games, no wonder my gm said I would be a khorne berserker for an role-playing converted version of warhammer

1:03 >me after drinking a single drink

0:37 if one of your early round strats is just sending out a khorne berserker wave as your first offensive move like it is mine expect to hear this line a lot

"Nooo! This can not be!" "They won...for now." So it appears that originally the Berzerkers were planned for being designed WITH the actual morale bar applicable to them. Or maybe that was some very 1.0 Winter Assault version?

This is my childhood. I'll never forget this game as long as I live. And yes my sons will play this game.

You know what would be a really savage thing to do? Set those berzerkers at range stance :D

0:29 mood fr

2:14 my fav story in 40k

Such great voice work, so much character in the language and delivery.

"Break their backs!" "Break them in half!" (This one is missing from the description) "Attack!"

The voice actors on this game went so fucking HARD

I miss when Winter Assault launched and Berserkers had insane damage on buildings and vehicles. Just rush Zerkers and you have an easy win, unless your foe was Chaos then it came down to luck lol.

When you realise Berserkers originally has a morale meter.

0:28 - 0:37 typical discussion on twitter

What a happy guy. :3c

God, I just love when they go like "KWKDIDSKDKKD... WKJRIEOSNENF" or something like that Amazing

"As you wish, but set us loose!"

sometimes I listen to this to remember when times were simpler

1:06 When you go on a killstreak in any first person shooter

Best 40K voice goes to... XD

Imagine being stuck fighting for eternity.

1:18 That f*****g mosquito while trying to sleep.

I really like this low res image of a world eater a lot.

This is your brain on khorne:

Such a fitting music :D

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

1:03 - You're a looney.

Being a driver for this dude is as dangerous as going through the warp

BREAK THEIR BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, until I played chaos in a skirmish, I thought only one squad of these guys was allowed. BUT NOW? I reaped my horrible bloody vengeance against the eldar.

Is it bad if I’ve genuinely said at least a few of these lines when I was especially angry?

"We need a new driver! This one is DEAD."

"You only need to click once, fool" - Mordekaiser from LoL "Why aren't we killing yet?" - Khorne berserkers teaching me how i should be playing RTS games

>bLOOD blood Blood! HAHAHHAHAHAH The most enthusiastic joy about seeing a blood ever.

*I AM INVINCIBLE*

0:29 0:37 what a convincing argument my good sir

"BREAK THEIR BAACKS!!" *Bane Approves*

there's nothing like landing a winning wound roll in tabletop and looking at your opponent so you can shout "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" XD

Anyone else get a hard on sending these guys right into a mob of tau fire warriors?

“While you’re out, could you grab some milk?” YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET?!

"Почему мы еще живы?!"

This guy is truly inspiring! A master at oratory! Girl: "Sir, I am having problems with my husband's family,what should I do?" Berserker :KILL, KIIIILLLLL" Girl:"hmm, okay, but I dont know how?" Berserker :"GUT, THEM;GUT THEM ALL" Girl: "Really, that's too messy" Berserker :"Break their backs! Split them open!" Girl: "I think i need your help" Berserker :"This errand is beneath me!" Girl: "hah, you are a fake berserker" Berserker :"Don't provoke me!" Girl: "But I am only asking for a little help, besides, I'll tell everyone you are a secret furry!" Berserker: "No, this cannot be!" Girl : "Oh...imagine the laughter of your friends!" Berserker: "I am not your bootlick!" Girl: "There will be a lot of blood, ill give you some blood on your birth day!" Berserker: "Blood! Hahahahaha... BLOOD!" Girl: "So?" Berserker:"Who dies first?" Girl: "Hmm, my boyfriends mom, she is a bitch. I'll take his dad" Berserker:"I will have last blood!" Girl: "Okay, okay." Berserker: "I'll drink their blood from their hearts!" Girl: "Sigh!, Lets take a taxi to his house, okay?" =Chaos Fridayr= Horrified taxi driver" PLEASE DONT KILL ME! Berserker:"Drive quickly, before I kill you!"" =Even later In chaos friday" Berserker: "We need a new driver! This one is DEAD!" Girl: "Oh boy, lets walk there, I dont want another corpse for no reason" =They arrive at her boyfriend house= =Bell ring= Boyfriend's Mom "Oh, its you. No he is not here, and he is not going out with you!" Berserker: "The enemy.. Finaly!" Girl: "Not now Berserker, we have to be sure my BF is not here" Boyfriend's Mom "What did he just say? Listen, he is not here, and HE wont be going out with you anymore!" Boyfriend's Dad "Tell her he is not here, he went to his grandmother" Girl "They are probably lying!" Aswer: "Why aren't we killing yet!?" Boyfriend's Mom "Killing what?" Girl "Time, good BYE!!! Hehehehe!." Boyfriend's Dad "You look like a pussy!" =Moments later after checking facebook= Girl: "That spineless coward was there the whole time. He is online in facebook" Berserker: "Let me kill them!"" Girl: "Yeah, for the blood god or whatever!" Berserker: "Attack!" =After several gruesome guttings, maimings and general happy times= Berserker:""So much blood...too much to drink."" Girl:"Yeah whatever, that bitch wont betray me ever again!" Berserker:"It is done. Don't waste my time again." =Khorne berserker Birthday= Berserker: "Where is the blood I was promised?" Girl: "In my school, lots of people there!" Berserker"Gets seizures from imagining the blood!" I'll let you imagine the end! The END!

BY CORN

I like how the music ends just as the Berzerker says the driver is dead.

"You want that worthless trinket?" "It's mine now."

0:29 The day Tim Allen became a servant of Khorne was a somber one.

B R E A K T H E I R B A C K S

1:12 Pokemons for the Pokemon throne!

WE NEED A NEW DRIVER...THIS ONE IS DEAD

In honour of the legion tactics being pretty good

YOU WANT THAT WORTHLES TRINKET?!

Khorne berserker: BREAK THEIR BACKS! Guardsman (Leman Russ arrived) : Thought they broke our backs HA!

Khorne Berserker: 'Drive quickly, before I kill you!' Rhino Driver: 'Okay okay' 1 hour later Khorne Berserker: 'THIS IS WASTING MY TIME, DIE!!' Rhino Driver: 'HEY WERE ALMOST THE-' 1 Minute later Khorne Berserker: 'We need a new driver, this one is dead!' LOL I bet how that goes with a Khorne Berserker in a rhino transport! XD

Last one is my favorite.

"Where is the blood I was promised ?" :D

Me at 2am heating up the corn in the microwave: 0:10

It’s funny that they have quotes for losing morale but they are undetected by morale in game

*orders to capture* "YOU WANT THAT WORTHLESS TRINKET????" *finishes capture* "THE TROPHY IS MINEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Make up your mind, dude.

I bet they will like Slayer Raining Blood

I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!!!

My computer is set to play these quotes as I log in and out, its rather pleasant. If I had a laptop, the possibilities would be endless...

Sitting down with a nice cup of chamomile tea and playing this to unwind after a long day