Warhammer 40K Creepy Pasta Stories, Spooktober 

hahaha

Yeah I wanted to write the same... I mean why try to keep the monster thing a secret? And especially be like "eh we had 13 but we only go to 12 of them... and btw the 13th one doesnt exist and has been decommissioned and yeah we dont wanna talk about it just ignore it ok?" Cause thats just like telling the newbie to make them go there xD

Haha I know right 😂

And now a vital impieral space port has been lost to 1 xeno.

They could have still told the rest of the imperium and send a kill team like a deathwatch or something to pruge the xeno instead of keeping it a secret its not like the xeno is a chaos creature that knowledge of its existence could danger the crew

Matt Ellis ok boomer, wife bad 😂

@Matt Ellis i despise my wife now laugh at the joke beep boop

TheBlackMage27 beat wife

I will offer a Like to this 2 year old comment as it has the words *checks notes* "Demonic shinanigans"

fun fact the phrase that was chanted in story one means "help us" in polish

Ikr

You mean heresy.

What did the other phrase mean?

@@Lieutenant_Volkov what other phrase?

@@GB-oo2mt There was another phrase brought up by the Techpriest. It sounds like "Nejsi Noz". From what I know, "Nejsi" means "you are not". But I don't know what the other word really is.

@@Lieutenant_Volkov After listening that phrase sounds like misi nos to my ears, which is gibbrish in czech and slovak. Closest to that is nejsi náš (czech) which means you are not ours. Edit: Noz have no maning in this sentence. Closest word to this is nôž in slovak, núž in czech, which means knife. Edit 2: I listened to misinas multiple times and it popped in my head that it could also be mísí nás (its mixing us /we are getting mixed) mísí or mísit/míchat - mixing, nás - us. Also word mísit is used with sentence like mísit těsto - Mixing dough (literally).

@@GB-oo2mt I guess that makes sense, thanks

They didn’t write the stories. Just read them.

​@@adamseda1004the stories were written at some point weren't they

Lol, almost all the lore about the demons can be seen as creepypasta I think

@@matthewbrasel2737 that's dope

Been awhile but love love the 40k creepy Pasta

Rabbid Fanatic Techpreists and angry commissars are a straight up horror story for Guardsmen.

@@cobrastorm5722 I just thought the Warhammer was creepy itself

Everyday in 40k doesn’t involve horrible monsters for everyone.

@@crypto1223 true that, sometimes its just a brutal day in a manufactorum

XD *WHEEZE!*

It is pretty much but it’s still scary

@@crypto1223 catachan?

I… don't know what to say. -Probably- Obviously heresy

Lol. Cool story.

Twist, the Demon WAS Slanesh, in a subdued form, and the Emperor was possessing the Inquisitor, and the two wind up in a passionate and totally twisted (Slanesh, duh) uh "Rendezvous" with Khorne and the galaxy howls in pain as the most powerful and unholy love triangle to ever exist becomes its destruction... ..

*"Who knows, Ian? Maybe this is my next movie"*

Yeah, I'll just get the torches to burn this comment.

Same in Polish and i find this qutie hillarious way do a mysterious meseage from Techpriest(sorry for my bad gramar)

Czech is still in use in the 41st millenium?

@@xxxxxx5868 It is not! That's why it's creepy hahaha

@tyler thomas They're not lmao Czech alongside everyother Eart- Ancient Terran languange would be long gone

Heresy!!!

MizantropMan Thanks! Of course it’d be the Polish though, they’ve gotten run over by every other civilization in existence.

@@cobrastorm5722 Yet we're still here.

@@MizantropMan THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.

I'm Czech and got the same thought :)

MizantropMan That’s debatable. I don’t think Poland ever existed. It’s just a conspiracy to cover up the existence of gnomes and dragons, cooked up by the Peruvian government to keep themselves safe from a frost giant incursion into the elven forests within their borders. Those freaking fish people rule the world man. [JOKE]

Sounds like a Rak'gol

Then we're screwed, right up the frickin alley

Tropical Heat i wanna know how that ones ends so badly, like did he survive and that thing left him to send a message or did he die?!

@@Saturn_Sky99 same man

@@Saturn_Sky99 I mean... personally I would've thought the dude got eaten but linguistically..., I think the dude lived. Basically, The story is based in the past tense throughout which implies he lived. That as well as the fact that there is *no* mention of that story being like a "last note" or "found journal".

Hernán Ferreras Because he’s a sPoOkY tOoThY bOi huh?

@@cobrastorm5722 no,bcuz it felt as if it was watching me thru the screen 😨😬😬😬

Roman "Big American tittys cousin....it so good to see you"

lord of guards lim What, like generation films?

@@Wowowowowow919 actually... yes. Their series is very effective for guardsmen like me. Iv even got commended by my commissar for surviving so long as a guardsman.

i would love to see catachan

That did scared me

Yoo same wtf

Soplet with as many ads as worlds in the imperium

Yeah pretty much

Fuck, more than two points.

What did the other messages say?

@@Zombiewithabowtie Well I didn't get to them before I wrote that comment, but maybe it's just because I'm half deaf (I went to a concert yesterday) or because the narrator didn't know how to pronounce it properly, but I just can't decipher them, it's inaudible. Pretty sure the first one "repeating" message is in Czech though. Maybe it's a coincidence. Which would be kinda scary.

@Vladislav LB Přesně tak!

@Vladislav LB Jako já jsem se docela dost lekl, když jsem slyšel češtinu z ničeho nic :D

​@@Zombiewithabowtie The first part I think is "Nejsi" which means "You are not" but idk what the other part is.

I saw it, just figured it matches the context pretty well 😂