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Warhammer Total War: Stock Market Exploit 

The Spiffing Brit
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With Total War Warhammer 3 trailer just getting announced I felt now was the perfect time to revisit the total war warhammer series and see if we can break warhammer 2 by turning it into an investment simulator where instead of leading an army in a strategy game we will be be turning this grand strategy game into a hedge fund simulator where we invest in a band of orks in order to create an infinite money glitch / exploit. Total war warhammer 2 has always been one of the best strategy games on the market but today we will be removing the strategy side of the game and instead we will be printing money by exploiting a feature with the last elven lord update. This money exploit allows you to generate millions, its not often we get a total war exploit this powerful so be sure to use it before the next warhammer dlc appears and patches this creative feature and use of game mechanics!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Warhammer Exploit! How on earth can one english bugger beat Total War itself and gain unlimited spearmen armies whilst gaining money!!
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Title: Turning Total War Warhammer Into A HEDGE FUND SIMULATOR - Total War WH Is A Perfectly Balanced Game
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@LegendofTotalWar
@LegendofTotalWar 3 года назад
Since I have been credited with the diplomacy bug I now expect a cut from the revenue from this video. 150% per day exponentially compounded or else war declaration. Perfectly balanced.
@nord_lord7200
@nord_lord7200 3 года назад
Lol
@Haarsgard
@Haarsgard 3 года назад
A Legend indeed
@redaberzou7445
@redaberzou7445 3 года назад
Ahh yes fair trade as intended
@vezroth3600
@vezroth3600 3 года назад
@@VodPJ24uEgkkZT That's your fault for playing Ikit. Everyone knows that-that Lord Skrolk is-is best-fight, yes!
@Ferretino
@Ferretino 3 года назад
@@vezroth3600 *sound of skaven nuke incoming*
@therealsnivy5447
@therealsnivy5447 3 года назад
I love the idea of the Orkz inadvertently becoming a self-sustaining capitalist venture with top hats and skyscrapers.
@caav56
@caav56 3 года назад
Blood Axes, but with mercenary work switched for stock market manipulation.
@amperekelvin5789
@amperekelvin5789 3 года назад
Wez be investin’ in da stock market boyz!
@prazeodyn836
@prazeodyn836 3 года назад
If enough orcs want it to work, it will work. Simple as that
@tubedude2022
@tubedude2022 3 года назад
Blood Taxes? No? I will see myself out, bye sorry!
@AKidWithNoAttitude
@AKidWithNoAttitude 3 года назад
r/WAAAGHStreetBets
@kungfuskull
@kungfuskull 2 года назад
This is even funnier when you remember orks use teeth as currency. So Spiff is getting millions and millions of teeth.
@BirchMonkey857
@BirchMonkey857 Год назад
@@stankobarabata2406 Yeah, how would you mix them up? They just share names, appearance, demeanor, biology, da WAAAGH! and WAAAGH! energy, Gork n Mork, da red ones go fasta, being made for fightin' and winnin'... sure, they like shiny stuff a bit more than teef, but pretty much everything else is the same.
@AzureGreatheart
@AzureGreatheart 3 года назад
Dwarf: “You did *what* to our ancient enemies!?” Eltharion: “We invested in them so they have more money for us to steal.”
@Talyrion
@Talyrion 3 года назад
"I'm not sure I understand, but I'm, like, 90% sure this should go in the Book."
@jamiekamihachi3135
@jamiekamihachi3135 3 года назад
Hey! It’s an investment. Not theft. Totally legitimate and legal.
@nicholascordero6600
@nicholascordero6600 3 года назад
@@jamiekamihachi3135 hence why it's going in the BOOK
@midshipman8654
@midshipman8654 Год назад
@@nicholascordero6600 Id think dwarves would like it above board like this.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Год назад
@@Talyrion 68th 👍
@Meleeace1478
@Meleeace1478 3 года назад
"Wow! Thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COINS!"
@captainkevgames4761
@captainkevgames4761 3 года назад
You too!
@drevancypher5116
@drevancypher5116 3 года назад
Damn, beat me to it
@Otto_Von_Beansmarck
@Otto_Von_Beansmarck 3 года назад
"Wow! Thank you Uncle Meleeace1478 for the free GOLD COINS!"
@thewatcher7579
@thewatcher7579 3 года назад
Wow, thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COINS!
@Thoran666
@Thoran666 3 года назад
"Wow! Thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COINS!"
@Trex6745
@Trex6745 3 года назад
“Our dollar bills shall block out the sun” elf guy leading the hordes of basic elf spearmen, 1185
@GeorgieBonsoir
@GeorgieBonsoir 3 года назад
Invest in Orks today! 'They dont know what they're doing, but they believe in profit!'
@eavyeavy2864
@eavyeavy2864 3 года назад
Capitalism in nutshell
@Joyexer
@Joyexer 3 года назад
Hahaha basic ork logic x)
@panzercult7991
@panzercult7991 3 года назад
@@Joyexer they just spend all investements on yellow paint and it generates income.
@ELSuperJake
@ELSuperJake 3 года назад
basically wallstreetbets hahaha
@p3st0lino
@p3st0lino 3 года назад
"Oh my god this is broken, it's glorious." Now you know how billionaires feel about real life.
@citizencrimson201
@citizencrimson201 3 года назад
No. You know how indotrinated ork feels :)
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 года назад
222 👍 2 💬 1 👻 💬 Ouch, now that's a comment that roasts all of us.
@jasepoag8930
@jasepoag8930 3 года назад
"I don't get it...they keep hurling huge sacks of cash with "Let's be friends, just kidding" written on them over the walls while they're sieging our city. I LOVE THESE GUYS!"
@Hopalongtom
@Hopalongtom 3 года назад
ORKS FIGHT BACK! ARM the CASHAPULTS!
@DuckAllMighty
@DuckAllMighty 3 года назад
General: "Enemy attack!!!" Soldier: "But General it's just a single elf lord and a bunch of spearmen, and they carry huge amounts of gold with them and they just stopped outside our walls" Second Soldier: "There was an "attack" last night, the only damage was a broken cart, as huge amuonts of gold was thrown over the wall and hit it" General: "What? I guess we should give some of our money back to the elfs, as a thanks for not attacking" Third Soldier: "Reporting: Enemy "attack", they just keep throwing even more gold over the wall"
@Novasky2007
@Novasky2007 3 года назад
Great know I got images of Lap dancing Orcs surrounded by Elves making it rain
@Grivehn
@Grivehn 3 года назад
Mash One-Finger: Alright lads, lets paint those gold bars red and shoot them back to the pointy ears with our catapults!
@therhynofromtexas
@therhynofromtexas 3 года назад
The Orcs are so rich now that they started changing their names from ones that show battle prowess to ones that show fiscal responsibility. Grak Moneybags, Crunk Retirement-Account...
@Pacbandit13
@Pacbandit13 3 года назад
Moneybags LoL
@egillskallagrimson5879
@egillskallagrimson5879 3 года назад
Gozwuz Coinhoarder Ghazghkull Moneybringer Krull the Taxkilla
@ussatlas7306
@ussatlas7306 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@egillskallagrimson5879
@egillskallagrimson5879 3 года назад
Definitely I'm going to use them in my next tabletop rpg xDDD
@taOGrimace
@taOGrimace 2 года назад
Thrak Da Sac
@TeddyOG
@TeddyOG 2 года назад
I like to imagine instead of magically getting stocks, the orcs decided to go full time into betting on boar races and to pay protection they promise 25% return on any investment(lets assume some of the races are fixed). And the elves just stand outside pretending to siege forever to keep away prying eyes. Too damn funny
@joaosturza
@joaosturza 2 года назад
the waagh field duplicates the gold, as orks don't understand inflation
@offathered2101
@offathered2101 Год назад
ah yes m'lord those are siege towers yes definately SIEGE towers not tall grandstands.... definately not used for watching the immoral and barbaric races the orcs put on weekly....
@warhammerguy
@warhammerguy 3 года назад
Theoden: Ten thousand spears, I was hoping for more. *Aragon Invests in Saruman's Orc hedge fund that is under siege by ents* Aragon: More will come.
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat 3 года назад
Perfectly balanced with no exploitation whatsoever
@EvDoo
@EvDoo 3 года назад
I see Spiff is training to do the "investing in real world stocks is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" challenge
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 3 года назад
Some people on Reddit already did that one, and all of Wallstreet is butthurt and demanding a patch about it.
@therealdannymullen
@therealdannymullen 3 года назад
The stock exchange IS the exploit
@tiberia0001
@tiberia0001 3 года назад
this is.... the video.. only disguised come on man...
@Artemitch
@Artemitch 3 года назад
At the job interview: "Where did you learn economics?" You: "Well, it's kinda hard to explain."
@DMXXCorps
@DMXXCorps 3 года назад
Professor Spiff's perfectly balance economics 101
@Shammer1
@Shammer1 3 года назад
Orcs national hedge fund
@sperzieb00n
@sperzieb00n 3 года назад
Actually not that unusual, there are serious studies using virtual economies as examples or even subject, since (intentional or not,) most of them tend to simulate one or more aspects of capitalism
@SifArtorias
@SifArtorias 3 года назад
Well you see, there's this person by the name of spiff- You're hired!
@desmondchurch9630
@desmondchurch9630 3 года назад
How did spiff go an make a fantasy game more realistic. Fml content 100/💯
@FelipeMattos87
@FelipeMattos87 3 года назад
Spiffing Brit becoming a billionaire in perfect balanced real life: - gets a billionaire loan at the bank - buys the bank - don't pay the debt since he is the owner of the bank Stonks
@darthsteel9333
@darthsteel9333 3 года назад
Well, you know what they say - if you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100,000,000, that's the banks problem.
@JayBe443
@JayBe443 3 года назад
sounds like real life. Emperors would do this old trick haha. Now we just give them I.O.U’s
@Pjs-ge7gk
@Pjs-ge7gk 3 года назад
@@darthsteel9333 that's what I tell anyone who tries to fine me and threatens to increase the fine.
@bigles025
@bigles025 3 года назад
This...is something so...elvish to do...something so evil and cruel, yet so weirdly polite and clean , love it xD
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat 3 года назад
One is reminded of the Thalmor, if one is an Elder Scrolls fan
@Gaelican1108
@Gaelican1108 3 года назад
@@OlaftheGreat YESSSSSS Spiff is the IDEAL Thalmor! His adventures as an organ harvester in Rimworld is a prime example. 🤣
@robbstark8275
@robbstark8275 3 года назад
I'd say British, not elvish :D
@alexwombat8288
@alexwombat8288 3 года назад
Does that mean the british are real life elves ? 0.o
@Ramund223
@Ramund223 3 года назад
@@alexwombat8288 I mean the british where known for their longbow men back in the day so kinda yeah
@Sir_Dinkest
@Sir_Dinkest 3 года назад
Next video: "turning the stock market hedge fund into a TOTAL WAR SIMULATOR."
@skeletalobserver406
@skeletalobserver406 3 года назад
Make wallstreet fight to the death.
@Dutchboy266
@Dutchboy266 3 года назад
Reddit and Elon Musk have taken care of that already
@NorHeadHunter
@NorHeadHunter 3 года назад
Didn't Woodrow Wilson do that over a hundred years ago?
@JoelRiter
@JoelRiter 3 года назад
Theres a glitch where if you start down the hedge fund route you can switch to meme class. Make sure you drop points into charisma at character creation. When you switch to the meme class you can teach others how wall street work through memes. This attracts anyone with even a couple points in internet skills to you and you can use your charisma to switch class to politician. Now you can pit those classes against each other.
@anonymous-nj2db
@anonymous-nj2db 3 года назад
Class warfare
@Cifer77
@Cifer77 3 года назад
So essentially, you're force feeding the orcs gold, and they're shitting out the gold they ate plus a % more?
@ryantrogon2263
@ryantrogon2263 3 года назад
Perfectly Balanced
@count_dcinamon
@count_dcinamon 3 года назад
the good thing is, said orc also didn't lose any of the gold they ate. so at the end of the day, you got a very big bloated chunky orc full of golds that shit golds in increased amount every time you feed em.
@GiskardRevenlov
@GiskardRevenlov 3 года назад
Best part is in the universe this could actually happen if you convinced enough orcs thats how it works
@RedFeralWolf
@RedFeralWolf 2 года назад
“Wow! Thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COINS”
@zachelkins1229
@zachelkins1229 3 года назад
The invisible hand(s) of Gork and/or Mork guide the market and the stock market works because it is believed to work.
@gabrielandradeferraz386
@gabrielandradeferraz386 3 года назад
we scare goldybois into work-work, and they make moar goldybois. then we use goldybois to make daka, and use daka to plunder goldybois. and that means moar dakka.
@Pile_of_carbon
@Pile_of_carbon 3 года назад
This kind of shenanigans sounds like a thing the elves would totally do. I'd say it's lore-friendly if not cannon.
@jasonisbored6679
@jasonisbored6679 3 года назад
*canon
@spiffygonzales5899
@spiffygonzales5899 3 года назад
@@jasonisbored6679 No, he was saying if it's not lore friendly he will literally burst into GWs office with an Imperial Cannon and demand it be placed into the lore.
@thijsvanderlinden2209
@thijsvanderlinden2209 3 года назад
@@spiffygonzales5899 ikr
@marcusdaloia2974
@marcusdaloia2974 3 года назад
Should have started bribing the other factions into allying with him. Winning the entire game E C O N O M I C A L L Y .
@Lockieez
@Lockieez 3 года назад
Yeah, either that or give money to the other Elven factions so they conquer the map for him.
@akrybion
@akrybion 3 года назад
Fundhammer 40k: Total Economy
@geraltbiaywilk1788
@geraltbiaywilk1788 3 года назад
In the grim dark future of 41 millenium there is only Capitalism
@caav56
@caav56 3 года назад
@@geraltbiaywilk1788 Reminds me of Eliphas's Google-translated vids, where the grimdark becomes finances-focused.
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 2 года назад
Orks have no concept of compounding interest, but I'm sure they'd somehow make 50 teef into 51 teef just by thinking about it
@coalkingryan881
@coalkingryan881 11 месяцев назад
They do have an interest in the concept of pounding however
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 года назад
"OI, KNOIF EARS!! WE IZ SURRENDERING!! WHAT IZ UR DEMANDS??" "TAKE ALL MY GOLD!!!"
@prettyokandy230
@prettyokandy230 3 года назад
*confused ork noises*
@suggestiveguy
@suggestiveguy 3 года назад
this man just casually started playing games after discovering a money laundering scheme
@duchessoflivonia4345
@duchessoflivonia4345 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit No
@suggestiveguy
@suggestiveguy 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit yes in my spare time i wrestle bears and chop down forests with my bare hands
@yurialexandre2037
@yurialexandre2037 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit No, but actually yes
@MaddenedInvader
@MaddenedInvader 3 года назад
​@@suggestiveguy How can you drink yorkshire tea without using your hands?
@boy-Eugene
@boy-Eugene 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit what are you doing here replying to comments when you need to be drinking more Yorkshire Tea
@duralumin594
@duralumin594 2 года назад
I can't decide whether it's funny or horrifying that this is literally the exact relationship lobbyists have with Congress.
@OlaftheGreat
@OlaftheGreat 3 года назад
"Mash One-Finger" sounds like a guy with a very high CPS(clicks per second) score.
@eldraque4556
@eldraque4556 3 года назад
I can imagine the Ork calculating 5% of his annual loot.
@nathanflood2118
@nathanflood2118 3 года назад
He totally has small spectacles on with his body haunched over a calculator at a desk and little goblin secretaries running around on fire carrying books and pots of gold.
@Hollow-Eyes
@Hollow-Eyes 3 года назад
Considering they use teeth as currency,the Ork that calculates the interest is also a part time dentist.
@FroggerbobT
@FroggerbobT 3 года назад
5% of 0 loot is 900k gold, duh.
@nvmtt1403
@nvmtt1403 3 года назад
@@Hollow-Eyes teef, not teeth.
@DustinBarlow8P
@DustinBarlow8P 3 года назад
@@nathanflood2118 (Transcript from Da Boyz LLC corporate meeting) VP of Big Fights: "We Got a new boss an' He gonna get Da' Boyz da Big Fights" CEO Eye-Gouger: "Yes I have had a chance to go back and check the books, and.... ahem.... Our Annual WAAAAAGH! will have to be canceled this year.... (Room Erupts in a Roar) ...... "I know I know now let me explain. "Da Big Fights" has actually put us in the red this year, and now we have angry Creditors after us, for defaulting, so our fist order of business is paying back our loan. Anybody have a solution for handling this? VP of Loan Repayment: "BURY OUR AHX IN DAT GITS EAD?" (Room Applauds)
@LordNatbob
@LordNatbob 3 года назад
Spiff: Generates infinite gold Balthasar Gelt: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT
@spiffygonzales5899
@spiffygonzales5899 3 года назад
Alberic de Bordelaux: "Noobs"
@glenmcgillivray4707
@glenmcgillivray4707 3 года назад
The irony, the mage of gold cannot use this exploit.
@KingOhmni
@KingOhmni 3 года назад
This is like instead of having the money printer go brrrrrrr, you get your neighbour to do it for you so no one can say you printed money out of thin air.
@jasonhemphill8525
@jasonhemphill8525 3 года назад
Money printer go WAAAAAAAGGGHH!
@user-xr6cs6xb8m
@user-xr6cs6xb8m 3 года назад
Spiff: gets early access Also spiff: creates a list comprised of 400 thousand bugs and exploits in the first hour
@LloydLadera
@LloydLadera 3 года назад
"Let's just rename that cause I can't pronounce that." The most conial British thing ever.
@eoinh
@eoinh 3 года назад
*Every town in Ireland has entered the chat*
@jeffbrewer1580
@jeffbrewer1580 3 года назад
Didn't work in wales
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator 3 года назад
Well, Llanfairpwll-gwyngyllgogerychwyrndrob just rolls off the tongue now doesn't it.
@jeffbrewer1580
@jeffbrewer1580 3 года назад
@@R3GARnator lol exactly
@Vrangelrip
@Vrangelrip 3 года назад
colonialism in general
@tomwells5698
@tomwells5698 3 года назад
Lore wise this makes sense. The orks believe they are running a successful hedge fund (with no knowledge of economics) and just psych the money into existence to account for their 'competitive' interest rates.
@LadZeroUltra
@LadZeroUltra 3 года назад
WEZ BANKAZ WE IZ! OI JUST MADE 5000000 GOLD ON DA GME.. WEZ GONNA BE RICH
@madisonlink7141
@madisonlink7141 3 года назад
And their money is red, so it goes faster.
@hurgcat
@hurgcat 3 года назад
I mean this is essentially mmt without orks
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 3 года назад
@@hurgcat What is MMT? Mutual Trades or something?
@hurgcat
@hurgcat 3 года назад
@@Sara3346 Modern Monetary Theory, dont fall down the rabbit hole
@gandalfinblack
@gandalfinblack 3 года назад
I love how you are following the Elven tradition of using a staunch line of spears to take down orcs.
@tender_ballz198
@tender_ballz198 3 года назад
"Congradulations it turned out you have a long-lost uncle who was an elven Prince" LOL
@MrTea101
@MrTea101 3 года назад
"Mash One Finger" Bet you can imagine why the elves gave him that nickname.
@micgil4193
@micgil4193 3 года назад
Because he has 1 finger?
@2DRonaldo
@2DRonaldo 3 года назад
@@micgil4193 No cause he mashes that one finger on his keyboard to print Spiff Co. More Money.
@mcxopjesh
@mcxopjesh 3 года назад
@@2DRonaldo Probably has carpal tunnel
@fumeshroom8975
@fumeshroom8975 3 года назад
Good old mouse 1
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 2 года назад
222nd 👍
@alexanderklee6357
@alexanderklee6357 3 года назад
Ah yes, smash one finger, the only hedge found which bought Gamestops stock.
@Gorindakia
@Gorindakia 3 года назад
He was smashing that GME buy button with his one finger like it was Spiff’s subscribe button
@DominickGiuliano
@DominickGiuliano 3 года назад
To the fucking moon
@mikeamarilio
@mikeamarilio 3 года назад
Ork together strong! 🦍
@SoidHoid
@SoidHoid 2 года назад
I would have liked to see how much gold the orcs had at the end. That was pretty funny though. At 15% per turn, and 800k per turn, it should have been about 5.5 mil?
@noahcrowley2954
@noahcrowley2954 2 года назад
plus their passive income
@emperorpicard6474
@emperorpicard6474 3 года назад
"We are single-handedly fixing elf and orc relations, using copious quantities of investment banking strategies" See kids, proof that capitalism does work.
@Coid
@Coid 3 года назад
"MONEY MACHINE GO DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA" - Mash One-Finger, probably.
@mischaavros5444
@mischaavros5444 3 года назад
There actually could not be a better name for that orc
@FroggerbobT
@FroggerbobT 3 года назад
He's worth like 10 million gold at this point, and he has no idea how.
@TriangleChloros
@TriangleChloros 3 года назад
@@FroggerbobT The orc was making a RU-vid video about an exploit that lets you make elves throw money at you for no reason.
@MaxMears
@MaxMears 3 года назад
This is up there with one of my favorite games, just tried Norsca for the first time and I can't wait for Warhammer 3!!! Great vid man
@DhonJoe
@DhonJoe 3 года назад
Yo Max wassup love your content dude.
@ho8ojoe8
@ho8ojoe8 3 года назад
damn max wouldve never guessed you play warhammer, would love to meet you in rust someday
@PlutoC17
@PlutoC17 3 года назад
The Warhammer 3 trailer was so good
@thegreengamer882
@thegreengamer882 3 года назад
idk who you are unlike the others but if you liked Norsca, you'll love any other faction that isn't a bitch to play as.
@SmokedUpMage
@SmokedUpMage 3 года назад
@@thegreengamer882 dude seriously they were one of my first three whicj was beastman, norsca, and alith anar. Little did I know they were really tough ones
@MagiconIce
@MagiconIce 3 года назад
"Cheerz' - we're still gonna bash ya' "... Isn't that a sentence everyone wants to hear from his bank manager?
@BlackSunCompany
@BlackSunCompany 3 года назад
This makes perfect sense. The elves turned to teef for their base currency. That's how the boyz are able to make their payments.
@malfattio2894
@malfattio2894 3 года назад
I like to imagine that the Orcs are just too simple to understand that they're being swindled
@rurak2727
@rurak2727 3 года назад
They‘re being swindoned
@Xmasta420
@Xmasta420 3 года назад
@@rurak2727 nice pfp
@ethanstump
@ethanstump 3 года назад
I mean, who would think being handed money is a scam? Oh, anybody who has a loan? OK.
@Laff700
@Laff700 3 года назад
Are they really though? They aren't losing any money and they can never die. They're probably the second most well off faction in his game.
@GundamReviver
@GundamReviver 3 года назад
@@Laff700 they are basically swimming in cash, and smoking squig cigars in their moshpit filled with cash.
@ragerancher
@ragerancher 3 года назад
This is basically "shut up and take my money" but with a twist.
@125discipline2
@125discipline2 3 года назад
ANCAPISTAN at its finest.
@mxntalduck
@mxntalduck 3 года назад
saying "he can just yeet magic" gives me a different take on magic
@Buc82
@Buc82 3 года назад
"Compound interest the most powerful force in the universe."
@BadandMadMartin
@BadandMadMartin 3 года назад
"Allo, welcome to the Bank of Orc. How can we 'elp you today?"
@Jawsomest
@Jawsomest 3 года назад
“Wow! Thank You Uncle Orc for the Invested GOLD COINS!”
@ruedigerleibrandt8394
@ruedigerleibrandt8394 3 года назад
"We would like deposit last years interest back into the New Ork City hedge fund." "Oy, Mate, so businez as usual. We got dem new Offah, Squig-Bets. Hoigher innerest, as dem iz rilly popoolar." "Ah, thanks for the info. We'll observe Squig-Bets development, for sure. But for the time just the traditional package: Teeth, Shroom-Beer and Squig-Farming. But, I liked Gretchin-Tossing, give that 2% more as last time." "Goot taste thar, Ser Elvenboi, Gretchin-throwin, one of dem classics....." Ork starts banging his fist with a pencil onto a wooden board until it is a punchcard, which he pulls through a squiggs snout, when then runs off with the moneybag on its bag. "All dem done, Ser, Godday!" "Gork and Mork with you, too."
@etherdeef4303
@etherdeef4303 3 года назад
@@ruedigerleibrandt8394 That sounds like quite the fever dream there, hope you are all good.
@MoltenSamurai
@MoltenSamurai 3 года назад
@@ruedigerleibrandt8394 Hilarious!
@thelvl1bandit345
@thelvl1bandit345 3 года назад
Me: studying for exam Spiffing brit: lets recreate the federal reserve (in a videogame)
@nickperri6571
@nickperri6571 3 года назад
I’m assuming it’s a finance exam, have fun acing it after watching this video. Remember to write all your answers with a British accent
@SantinoDeluxe
@SantinoDeluxe 3 года назад
@@nickperri6571 cut to - empty Economics class, back drop of smeared used chalkboards, a Professor at the desk thumbing thru exam papers... a single tea bag falls out of the stack, Yorkshire Gold, its flag stapled to a paper which reads simply "...FOR THE QUEEN!" Teacher : A+++
@ZylowHF
@ZylowHF 3 года назад
@@SantinoDeluxe no A*
@davebowman9000
@davebowman9000 3 года назад
Funniest thing: This can definitely be canon given the Orks use Teef as currency and have dwarwen holds -which are rich in ores of all sorts-. To this add that Elven teef are most valued in Ork society. They could be selling their children's milk teeth to the orks for entire brickloads of gold!
@emrysmyridden
@emrysmyridden 2 года назад
perhaps using this exploit we can finally unravel the mysteries that have plagued us for so long. Why are they really called greenskins? How much money will Tyrion reject before he agrees to confederate? Is money powerful enough to merit inclusion among the fundamental forces of the universe?
@resileaf9501
@resileaf9501 2 года назад
I am convinced by now that Tyrion is hard-coded to refuse confederation, no matter what happens in a campaign.
@emrysmyridden
@emrysmyridden 2 года назад
@@resileaf9501 for eltharion imrik and alith anar this is true for diplomatic confederation. teclis and alariele seem to be able to get him quite easily. for the first three you must attack him, and beat him down to his last settlement. then besiege it so he cant raise troops and then raise his affinity with influence until it's quite high 90 + then accept peace and pay him a ton of money for confederation a few turns later but before he raises his full strength again.
@bogdanleshenko7149
@bogdanleshenko7149 Год назад
Tyrion needs to have 1) nonagression, trade, military access and defensive alliance with you to get to 100 relations 2) get reckt in a battle 3) be paid 80 000 gold Works all the time for me.
@emrysmyridden
@emrysmyridden Год назад
@@bogdanleshenko7149 I have seen tyrion be completely wiped out by morathi without once considering peacefully confederating with eltharion. what works every time is fight him beat him down to one small settlement, keep him under siege until you have used influence to get his relations above 80 then accept peace , then non aggression and trade with him wait 3-4 turns and then he will confederate for 15-30k.
@BoomDowg
@BoomDowg 3 года назад
"Get rid of all these garbage ranged unites." Don't lets Legend hear you say that :>
@sqqqvalueinvestor372
@sqqqvalueinvestor372 3 года назад
Get white lions
@Fujikawa42
@Fujikawa42 3 года назад
Speaking of Legend, he broke the game with this exploit and got integer overflow errors
@airagog
@airagog 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit this triggered me more than it should. I know you're trolling but it still triggers me.
@8ouroboros841
@8ouroboros841 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit Obviously, all the High Elves need is a Staunch Line of Spears!
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 3 года назад
Disregard Archers, acquire Dragon Princes.
@ashholiday123
@ashholiday123 3 года назад
Revenge of the hedge funds: A phantom profit.
@czalon
@czalon 3 года назад
wasn't is the the phantom profit?
@ashholiday123
@ashholiday123 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit My favourite duel, I might say.
@chunken117
@chunken117 3 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit I'm imagining that to just be Duel of the Fates, but only done with tubas.
@superspicy8740
@superspicy8740 3 года назад
@@chunken117 no Duel Of The Stonks is just Duel Of The Fates but every beat is Stonks (so Stonks St-Stonks St-Stonks etc)
@PrepareToDie0
@PrepareToDie0 3 года назад
Now this is stonk marketing!
@Phudoodloos
@Phudoodloos 3 года назад
'We have no spearmen' Silverin Guard: Am I a joke to you?
@GrumpyForestHag
@GrumpyForestHag Год назад
Wow, thank you Uncle Elf! I didn't even know there were elves in the family!
@125discipline2
@125discipline2 3 года назад
so this is why american have military base all over the world
@wiiblii8584
@wiiblii8584 3 года назад
MERICA
@disruptive_innovator
@disruptive_innovator 3 года назад
And the CCP. All the superpowers love this one secret trick!
@jwn5
@jwn5 3 года назад
"I WANNA GET STUCK IN WITH DA PROUD BOYZ" Im not political, I just couldn't resist
@guilhermefaleiros4892
@guilhermefaleiros4892 3 года назад
Petro dollar is basically this. America controls oil value, in dollars, because oil producing economies are dependant on military imports from the US (wich they buy with... Dollars!) The us just prints money, buy oil and than sell weapons and stuff so they get their money back and it doesnt devaluate.
@general_alexus2533
@general_alexus2533 3 года назад
@@guilhermefaleiros4892 Not only that: all other countrys need to buy the just newly printed Dollar to purchase Oil for theire own industry.
@robtoe10
@robtoe10 3 года назад
"Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe" ~Albert Spiffstein
@CL32582
@CL32582 3 года назад
Fun fact: the number of Elven spearmen at 28:15 is roughly equal to a single infantry division in the U.S. Army. This fact brought to you by Uncle Sam, a proud sponsor of SpiffCo™ who would never throw lovely SpiffCo™ tea in a Massachusetts harbor or anything.
@taOGrimace
@taOGrimace 2 года назад
It working based off an Ork's economy. That pretty much sums up why and how it just works.
@charlespanache7047
@charlespanache7047 2 года назад
More like the Usa
@JoshSweetvale
@JoshSweetvale 2 года назад
@@charlespanache7047 Same difference. Faith in imaginary money makes it real money.
@Person-rz1ur
@Person-rz1ur 3 года назад
"there is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare" -sun tzu, the art of war *May i introduce you to, the stonk war*
@mrfaern
@mrfaern 3 года назад
Sun Tzu meet MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
@rurak2727
@rurak2727 3 года назад
Sun Tzu didn‘t expect capitalism to exist because it‘s so laughably unstable and inefficient, with an exception for war
@kinnarawanderer
@kinnarawanderer 3 года назад
@@rurak2727 ​ It's good at making war fancy and expensive. But as Ho Chi Minh or any of the successors of the Mujahideen would note, *it's not actually that good at war.*
@Vrangelrip
@Vrangelrip 3 года назад
@@rurak2727 it is bad at war but good at peace, because during war everything gets expensive
@JonTheManZ
@JonTheManZ 3 года назад
@@rurak2727 Says the Communist, how much death did Mao and Stalin bring?
@blackwoodknight4913
@blackwoodknight4913 3 года назад
Gonna call this the GameStop method, because the game stops being hard.
@davidthorp01
@davidthorp01 3 года назад
Oi, dat der monies needs to go to da boss. Yez sa, he has ta pay da Spiffman. Wez ben a’t warg fa yerz, but da Spiffman good Boss. E even droppa mil’lion gold-ones for da Boss. But then, da bosses give em som’s bac an den da Spiffman’s goe an make bigga warg arme. It’z an ork ea’t ork wor’l fri’end.
@PlutoniumBoss
@PlutoniumBoss 3 года назад
The real terror comes when you realize people are doing this sort of thing with our ACTUAL economy.
@Vladferrum
@Vladferrum 3 года назад
And WE ARE this besieged settlement.
@scootermcgooginhime2464
@scootermcgooginhime2464 2 года назад
But if you think about the amount of money the orcs have due to the investments this is not a bad thing not terrorizing but the opposition invigorating and it gives you the opportunity to do the same thing
@Krafterr4
@Krafterr4 3 года назад
"It prints teef, ya git!" - Mash One-Finger, probably.
@genericalfishtycoon3853
@genericalfishtycoon3853 3 года назад
This is the official lore behind why they started trading teef instead
@wesleyward5901
@wesleyward5901 3 года назад
"Wow! Thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COINS!" Now where's my money? You put "*not a scam" so it must be legit. Gimme mah money.
@acatwithafancyhat5782
@acatwithafancyhat5782 3 года назад
Will come by in 2-5 working days. Of course there’s a catch, there are no working days
@psycoklown8461
@psycoklown8461 2 года назад
Love your game breaking tactics spiff. Interesting fact, Orkz currency is teeth, the teeth grow like sharks, neverending. ORKZ = Infinite cash. Soooo this would be true in the 40k verse. Orkz are dumb so they believe they are winning, then they are winning.
@TacticalBigBoss
@TacticalBigBoss 3 года назад
i started watching you one day while watching some random videos of people i never seen before.. liked your content and also because you reminded me of TB
@diosoth
@diosoth 3 года назад
It's still not as broken as whenever Skyrim sends me a courier note of an inheritance from some random enemy I killed.
@christianfreedom-seeker934
@christianfreedom-seeker934 3 года назад
Wait, how do you do that? Oh yes! Jigger the relations tab to the point where are are exhalted with the bandits and BOOM! you inherit every time you kill a bandit. Did I get that correct? Or are you simply endlessly killing Sergio Plagia? Lol!
@diooverheaven6561
@diooverheaven6561 3 года назад
Calm spell makes enemies not neutral but friendly so when they die they leave you money
@ss5gogetunks
@ss5gogetunks 3 года назад
@@diooverheaven6561 that's hilarious!
@IcepersonYT
@IcepersonYT 3 года назад
@@diooverheaven6561 I just love the idea of casting Calm on a bandit, him going “I like you dude, I’ll write you into my will.” and then slitting their throat on the side of the road to get inheritance a while down the road when they are discovered.
@nonamegiven202
@nonamegiven202 3 года назад
I'm just imagining the orcs are all in suits at a bank now.
@weareharbinger914
@weareharbinger914 3 года назад
The orcs locked in eternal war while surrounded by giant piles of money. They must be so happy.
@HKMetall
@HKMetall 3 года назад
“Wow! Thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COINS!”
@shifttheshaman
@shifttheshaman 3 года назад
Anyone else want to see what the orcs would do with their money if Spiff's armies left them alone for a while?
@caav56
@caav56 3 года назад
Build a Gargant purely out of gold.
@thejopp
@thejopp 3 года назад
@@caav56 Pimp Clan Orks?
@xela6349
@xela6349 3 года назад
@@caav56 This is Fantasy, not 40k.
@caav56
@caav56 3 года назад
@@xela6349 They can now pay for an interdimensional gateway to do that. Suck it, Be'lakor!
@trolldrool
@trolldrool 3 года назад
@@xela6349 They'll make it out of wood and squig-leather with doomdiver catapults mounted on the shoulders.
@hostisvetustchesmu7941
@hostisvetustchesmu7941 3 года назад
All Mash-One_Finger wanted was to invade a city of yours, now he has to manage your finances for ever.
@Marxak666
@Marxak666 3 года назад
Thatll teach em
@resileaf9501
@resileaf9501 2 года назад
It is extremely wild to watch a year-old video and hear "CA has just announced Total War Warhammer 3" and I'm like "Wait, what? It can't possibly have been that long ago!"
@disordely
@disordely 3 года назад
Me: "Let's take a shot every time spiff says Actually or Basically!" My Doctor: "Bruh... your liver can't take that"
@PrepareToDie0
@PrepareToDie0 3 года назад
You underestimate my power!
@quinnbell2388
@quinnbell2388 3 года назад
Its just a cup of tea...
@duncanshmancan6471
@duncanshmancan6471 3 года назад
I know, tell me about it, big LOLz
@froxcom
@froxcom 3 года назад
Hey Spiff I found a new exploit in Mount and Blade Banner lord. When crafting weapons the prices of some cheap weapons are absurd. The best weapons to craft for money are 1 steel 1 wood javelins. Steps to do the exploit: 1. Get companions that can smith 2. Level up your smithing level and your companions levels by smelting and crafting. 3. Craft and smelt until you unlock the the “extra long fine steel spearhead,” or my favorite the “hooked javelin.” You also want to get the branch grip for this to be cost effective. 4. Make the head of the javelin as big as it can be and make the grip as small as it can be. 5. Make the javelin over and over again because they can cost upwards of 150,000 denars and use the money to buy everyone’s land.
@m33tballa
@m33tballa 3 года назад
I just found this channel, and what a smooth and suave orator you are sir 😏
@Dontreallycare5
@Dontreallycare5 3 года назад
Ah yes, the key to creating a true philosopher's stone was actually captive orcs all along! It's so obvious now!
@irish8999
@irish8999 3 года назад
Please create “life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits” please I need money
@SaucyyAce
@SaucyyAce 3 года назад
He can't tell you because he's currently working on it, and/or doing it
@nickperri6571
@nickperri6571 3 года назад
Check out r/wallstbets
@palmpixiplus
@palmpixiplus 3 года назад
Step 1: Be born with very rich parents. Step 2: Profit. ( Sorry, that's just how it works. )
@rurak2727
@rurak2727 3 года назад
He showed the steam exploit, but I guess you could try making good yt videos
@skeletalobserver406
@skeletalobserver406 3 года назад
Live beneath your means, put the money you save every month into a TFSA. Invest the money in there so you don't pay taxes on it. Because fuck the taxman.
@mr.lockwood1424
@mr.lockwood1424 Год назад
In this iteration the world was destroyed not by forces of Chaos, but by uncontrolled market speculations and inflation.
@MagiconIce
@MagiconIce 3 года назад
20:00 "Dear Elf - you so funny, I wanna stop bashing ya!" "You we're not supposed to do that..."
@tristanschartman7947
@tristanschartman7947 3 года назад
Spiff: “we make too much money” Me: No, it’s the perfect amount of money
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 3 года назад
Da spear bois say "needs more papeh! Also dakka! But you buy dakka with papeh! Don't know why dose gitz accept bits of papeh for dakka, but, eh, MORE PAPEH DAKKA!"
@michaelcarmona7838
@michaelcarmona7838 3 года назад
"AN' DERE AIN'T NO SUCH FING AS ENUFF MONEH, YA GROT! Enuff'z more than ya got an' less than too much an' there ain't no such fing as too much moneh. Say dere is, and me Squiggoff'z eatin' tonight!"
@Pullapitko
@Pullapitko 3 года назад
That has to be the strangest siege ever with all the gold flying over the walls.
@AtomicArtumas
@AtomicArtumas 3 года назад
"What are the elves doing?" "Uh... Catapulting bags of gold over the wall...." "wat"
@StevenUlyssesPerhero
@StevenUlyssesPerhero 3 года назад
@@AtomicArtumas "It's too much, send 25% back!"
@WelkinGunther17
@WelkinGunther17 3 года назад
Love warhammer played the miniatures game since I was 16. 35 now love your videos spiff
@fulcrum6528
@fulcrum6528 3 года назад
“Wow! Thank you Uncle Elf for the free GOLD COUNS!”
@caynidar6295
@caynidar6295 3 года назад
Total War: Warhammer II is a perfectly designed teaching aid for helping students learn about compound interest and exponential growth.
@albertamalachi3560
@albertamalachi3560 3 года назад
Mash one Finger is literally that. All they need to do is just take your money, invest it, *Mash One Finger on a Button* , and he profits. Also, you get your money back plus interest.
@lurksnitchtongue8986
@lurksnitchtongue8986 3 года назад
profile picture source?
@cosmicvines
@cosmicvines 3 года назад
So THIS is how the World Bank works? The fog is lifted
@steemlenn8797
@steemlenn8797 3 года назад
Nah, the World Bank would have ordered the Orks to attack someone else and bring the loot together with the interest.
@burnindollasignschallenge800
@burnindollasignschallenge800 3 года назад
I think this is my new favorite channel. Hilarious and how do you even come up with this idea??
@Jiwango
@Jiwango 3 года назад
I love the fact that ORKS are the investment fund of choice. Not the Norsemen, not the Dark elves, good old ORKS
@bogdanleshenko7149
@bogdanleshenko7149 3 года назад
Bad choice from the game mechanic perspective. using an Elf faction like Ellyrion is much better, as you can leave them with 1 gate and farm gold and influence there with Nobles, instead of having to besiege a settlement with an army.
@Prikense
@Prikense 3 года назад
@@bogdanleshenko7149 this strat can be further optimised if you not only use the money for armies and investing, but also for building an economy, and using all the other elven exploits plus the fact they got a pretty strong economy, man imagine the money we would be making
@LemonRush7777
@LemonRush7777 3 года назад
Cant get more Stonks than that. Storks, maybe?
@strhunter666
@strhunter666 3 года назад
"we make wayyy to much money" ... said no hedge fund ever
@HAPPYHERBS1
@HAPPYHERBS1 3 года назад
Unless your a Scottish hedge fund, look up baillie Gifford Tesla stock 🤣
@loke6664
@loke6664 Год назад
Having a larger army then Iceland would be super impressive except that Iceland doesn't have a military so you only need a single spear guy to beat that.
@kobalad1118
@kobalad1118 3 года назад
"Turning Total War Into A HEDGE FUND SIMULATOR" the US in a nutshell
@trippygalen
@trippygalen 3 года назад
underrated lol
@sedanwheel4146
@sedanwheel4146 3 года назад
Thats the most brutally true thing i have read in a long time
@Almugavar
@Almugavar 3 года назад
@pargaras
@pargaras 3 года назад
"This is too much money." Things I never thought I'd ever hear Spiff say
@3rdDayfan777
@3rdDayfan777 3 года назад
"Wow, thank you Uncle Elf for the free gold coins!" I'm excited about this amazing deal!
@olliminati
@olliminati 3 года назад
Felt fancy, liked the video in advance. Cheers!
@Milkron3001
@Milkron3001 3 года назад
Eltharion is The Dark Lord of Wallstreet.
@ryanhalien8468
@ryanhalien8468 3 года назад
Reinvesting your dividends, this guy knows his stuff lol
@graysonh8737
@graysonh8737 3 года назад
Looking forward to seeing you break Total War: Warhammer III
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