Wario dies eating Taco Bell after super gluing his ass shut the day prior.mp3 

“They took my ass, I can’t shit”

Ah yes, my favorite Harlan Ellison story: I Have No Ass & I Must Shit.

I don’t know what’s worse: the farts, or the stretching sound before it

The title by itself has me rolling. I hear this is how Elvis died.

i love the fact that its called the day prior cus super glue takes about 24 hours to fully set

BRO IS SPLITING HIMSELF IN HALF

Imagine this waking a child's parents up.

Bro shat out his organs

IT WAS A DARE! I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN 2 DOLLARS!

the farts going up in pitch towards the end had me in TEARS bro, best wario dies i've ever seen 13/10

The “OH MY-“ before all hell breaks loose makes this a hundred times funnier

Why would Wario even superglue his ass shut in the first place

Due to budget cuts, Charlie Brown’s teacher had to pick up a second job with Doordash.

dude crapped out his organs, entire skeleton and his soul

The whole story is spoiled in the title and yet I still laughed unexpectedly like the immature manchild I am.

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this is in my recommended or the fact that this exists in the first place.

The stoic and almost resigned "Alright." at 0:14 feels like Wario knew what was to come.

Having an epic shit but a glued ass sounds like torture even Jigsaw wouldn’t subject someone to: imagine having the worst post-coffee runs, but you literally have no way to “let it all out.”

0:52 Waluigi: (puts down book) “…What the hell is going on in there?”

The person listening to this on the other side of the door is traumatized.

holy shit that bathroom looks horrable

Me: washing my hands in a Walmart bathroom Random guy in the stall: 0:40

All those microgames really messed with his decision making skills

i listened to this at max volume in my headphones in public

Wario ripped himself in half; and I am sitting here struggling to breathe, that was some of the funniest audio ive ever heard

the fact the shit and fart sounds are louder than his screams of pain-

Bro literally shat out a supervolcano of poo

13 year old me is dying laughing, 34 year old me is wondering why I stuck around till the end.

Listened to this on a bus on max volume connected to a Bluetooth speaker

Bro JUST ATE HIS FOOD and he’s already shitting it out.

I can't wait to see the sequel "Wario dies eating Arbys and Taco bell at the same time after stapling his ass shut."

bro fucking exploded

The biggest tragedy is the fact he took the reason why he superglued his ass shut with him to the grave.

this is one of the worst things to come up on this godforsaken website and I'm glad I was here to be part of it

0:40 "I am become Wario, destroyer of toilets"

This is NOT the Super Smash Bros Ultimate Wario Comp that I was looking for.

That “Oh My G--“ I hear freaking kills me lmao

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

This is the best ringtone I've ever had

What in the actual fuck did I just listen to? This is a masterpiece.

This is what it sounded like before Elvis died

bro had 1 crunch wrap and shat out 10 years of his life into that unfortunate soul of a toilet

Not much reactivates the juvenile part of my brain that finds farts funny, but by george this did it, well done

Sometimes I'm a mature adult, and sometimes shit like this sends me back to being 12

0:39 oh my g- *buzz saw noises*

I don’t care how evil Wario is, no man deserves to go out like this

Wario was in there fighting demons and he was not winning

Why did I click on this? What is wrong with me?

Supergluing your cheeks together and eating Taco Bell is a death wish

BRO IS SPLITTING HIS ATOMS

Bro didn't just blow the o-ring, he atomized it.

Was mildly surprised it didn’t end with the audio from a nuclear weapons test.

Guest appearance by Charlie Brown's teacher, doing her DoorDash job to supplement her income.

Funny thing is that I had a idea like this for a Wario dies meme, but it involved Mario and Bowser getting revenge on Wario at taco bell

Me: There's nothing that can make me laugh anymore Algorithm: Here I goOo

I never thought sound effects could make me laugh so much

0:56 I'm rolling on the floor😂

Holy shit this is fucking hilarious. I'm actually crying rn

“Look guys look my greatest achievement” Wario

"I'm Wario, and this is Jackass!"

Imagine him blowing up because the poop has to find another cavity in his body to come out of.

0:57 fartical accelerator

0:30 the chaos begins

He shat himself into the stratosphere and is now orbiting Uranus. (See what I did there)?

KingAssRipper

I really, really, really want someone to animate this

This was life changing, I never knew I needed such wholesome entertainment in my life before now. I always wanted to know what would happen if I glued my ass shut and ate Taco Bell, now I know! Thanks Wario, you’re the best man!

I came into this knowing what to expect and i still wasn't ready.

Janitor: NAH! I QUIT THIS JOB, GOOD LUCK WITH HIM!

Wario rolled a 1 on his constitution check

Playing this on the next Bluetooth speaker or smart TV I see.

Girls on RU-vid: OMG look at this makeup tutorial! Boys:

I WAS EATING AT A TACO BELL AND THIS POPPED UP INTO MY RECOMMENDATIONS LMFAO

Watching this sleep deprived at 1 30am is the funniest shit ever (pun intended

Not even Wario deserves a fate as horrific as this.

I laugh for a whole minute thanks to this.

I almost woke up my whole house at 5:30 am because of this. And then watched it 3 more times

The "Oh my god!" kills me

Ah yes my new alarm sound waking up to wario shitting in agony is perfect

It feels like I'm in middle school again laughing at this.

I like the part where the RPM's increased 👍😂

In hindsight, that wasn't a very good idea ..

THEY TOOK MY ASS, I CAN'T SHIT

Nice too see wario still stuck in infinite death loop for *WHOLE SPAN OF 5 FREAKING YEARS.* 💀

I was dying of laughter at 0:54 cuz him shitting started going up in high pitch 😂😂😂😂

I haven't laughed at something this hard in forever

That last one sounded like his entrails prolasped

This is the kind of thing that you'll see at 3:00 a.m. and then watch without warning

Everything about this is absolutely perfect

This is a real thing somebody did. Except it was his pee hole. Dude super glued his urethra shut for contraceptive purposes and was dead by the next morning

I can smell this video

0:56 thought worst behavior by Drake was boutta play💀

Wario looks like if Peter Griffin was Italian, did a bunch of meth, then dressed up for a convention 😤

what the fuck did my eardrums just record back to my brain

The Shepherds Tone of Sh*t at the End was a Nice Touch. Almost as if even as his soul is ascending hes still got ass left to blast. 😇

I like how he tells them to get outta there like he KNOWS there's gonna be some issues

Wario took from ultimate garlic to ultimate shit

The use of the Wario Laughing video for his screaming was an ***amazing*** choice.

Bro hollowed himself out.

The way the farts get higher pitch a the end 😂