Warner Brothers Can't Fire Hitman

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In 2024, a crack content creation unit was fired by a Rooster Teeth for having low views. These three promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Warner Brothers, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a game that needs to be played, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire Astrogoblin.
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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@OhmySKoD 10 дней назад

"Look at all my Sopranos clips. What am I gonna do not watch them?" I've never felt more represented. Thank you!

@bowbi123 7 дней назад

I need to also see jacob’s folder of sopranos characters edited into fallout new vegas. I know he has one

@harryallsopp9136 6 дней назад

@@bowbi123 *sees Blamco, has heart attack* "YIPEEEAAAY..."

@luigiboi357 10 дней назад

Charlotte with Hitman is like having an old friend come back to say wassup

@Darko1324 10 дней назад

So true.

@Yemmer 10 дней назад

Good thing there’s no single attempt challenges in this, they may actual be able to film full videos in this one.

@VerbiGereando 9 дней назад

And then he ask for money and you are like "a yes you are like this, i like but you kindda suk" 😂😂

@bw4708 10 дней назад

David Zaslav personally pulled the plug on Funhaus because he was SCARED of a new Charlotte Hitman episode. I’m glad Astrogoblin is unbowed and providing the world what we need in this divided time

@SpookyFraiser 10 дней назад

"The harder they come, the longer they piss" *violent neck snaps* That just killed me

@thegameslave2 10 дней назад

Remember Jacob, you invited Patrick into your home, so any upper deckers he leaves in your bathroom are *your* problem.

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 10 дней назад

I was a Fun*beep* viewer from day one, and I will be here watching until I am old and withered. I'm 41 next week, so maybe it won't be long.

@yodawgzgaming4416 10 дней назад

Happy birthday in a week, fellow goblin! 🎉

@TheOrlandoTrustfull 10 дней назад

Cheers!

@austinmoore5334 10 дней назад

Just becoming more goblin like by the year. Truly a sight to behold

@StinkyBuster 10 дней назад

Somewhere in the world James just got really grumpy but he doesn't know why

@KingNoahI 10 дней назад

Fuck Warner Brothers, long live Astrogoblin!

@IamHat 10 дней назад

Hitman is clearly a source of infinite content

@VoodooSockMonkey 10 дней назад

Zaslav looking frantically at his door, sweat pouring down a furrowed brow

@Seallypoops 10 дней назад

Charolette truly in a hell of her own making

@lair345 10 дней назад

2 things, 1. I believe it's three headshots when you are dying will revive you 2. I know James, is out there somewhere complain that he has seen this level before.

@Zero_Zone. 10 дней назад

That is my one critique, there isn't James Williams telling Charlotte that they already did this.

@Runer27 10 дней назад

I’d say this is full circle, but that circle would be pretty puckered.

@Mrchair905 10 дней назад

This. This is why I financially support this channel.

@godspeedyoublacknerd 10 дней назад

watching Charlotte play Hitman and all is right with the world again

@OddJames 10 дней назад

4:14 Jacob says come running while making like a shoveling food motion lmao.

@mooseyfate777 10 дней назад

I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick didn't even wipe after leaving Jacob's bathroom in truck stop like conditions. Patrick is a shitting menace.

@luuboxx 10 дней назад

hitman dressed like rick and morty

@youngwang97 10 дней назад

If you're playing the game higher than 60fps, you can't shoot while in the slo-mo. Also thrown projectiles travel farther and bullets don't shoot as far. Don't tell them though

@Vengancejr 10 дней назад

This video makes me feel like Funhaus is still here

@timroarty505 10 дней назад

I'm so happy that you guys have not only found new footing on RU-vid, but the tradition of joke/hyper-specific video descriptions lives on. Long live Astrogoblin!

@NatetheAceOfficial 10 дней назад

Uncut Hitman WILL have me running to Patreon.

@SgtStache94 9 дней назад

The slow-mo fall of hitman to the astrogoblin theme is pure poetry.

@connormacentee4431 10 дней назад

We're out here, I cant wait for more patented AstroGoblin slop right into my moooouth.

@tthtonekid 10 дней назад

Read this in Patrick's swamp Yoda voice

@AnzelmK 10 дней назад

Astrogoblins feeding us prechewed slop like mama bird.

@connormacentee4431 10 дней назад

@@tthtonekid damn now I am too. "Wewcuum, ta Ass Trow Gobbalin."

@blueapple007 10 дней назад

Never let the *bonk* sound die.

@mattfick5502 10 дней назад

I have 2 powerful memories of this game: 1: replaying this exact level over and over from a demo disc 2: the manual had instructions for cleaning bloodstains out of clothes Can't wait for more, Astrogoblin!

@ImTheHamSandwich 10 дней назад

these are peak physics and we need to go back

@Bryandan1elson 10 дней назад

The perfect crime.... unlike... perhaps... looking?

@CBGBBB 10 дней назад

It’s good to see Charlotte back in her element! Best Hitman player I’ve ever seen!

@JimmyNuisance 10 дней назад

That mouse sensitivity is something else. 360 no scope no matter what was attempted.

@Cavemanner 10 дней назад

Just for posterity's sake, the actual story of this mission is that Clarence (the target) had been cutting corners on safety at the fun park and that eventually lead to the death of the boy in the picture in 47's inventory. After that, business took a steep dive and he had to start letting a gang use the abandoned park for their operations to stay afloat. 47 was contracted by the dead boy's parents to show Clarence his picture before he killed him (hence why he has the picture with him). Getting to pop all those gang bangers was just a little bonus 😊

@adrianblackwell29 10 дней назад

Watching Charlotte play Hitman is akin to having the "help, I've fallen and I can't get up" granny play Elden Ring.

@JohnnyInfamousTube 10 дней назад

Does anyone else think that Patrick looks like Master Tang from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist?

@smattathanyou 10 дней назад

Charlotte and Hitman is a match made in hell

@sosaysjayrod 10 дней назад

This is a top 10 astrogoblin video of all time. Top 9 even!

@Killtacboy 10 дней назад

I only wish the video was longer. Classic Hitman shenanigans.

@sixtsix6573 10 дней назад

The astrogoblin theme song sets the mood so well, it's great watching friends have fun.

@chrisburns514 10 дней назад

Doesn’t really matter which game you choose, Hitman is the perfect franchise for goofin’ around, or taking it incredibly seriously. Both require roughly the same mental acumen

@whiskeyt.fiffis5740 10 дней назад

You know a video is gonna be classy when 10 seconds in, someone says, "I'm gonna take a dump."

@erichomiak5259 9 дней назад

Man, I'm dying to get my hands on a tshirt with that litte goblin on it.

@RetroKidReviews 10 дней назад

Patrick: that’s bull shit I did not shit I did not oh cool hitman

@PhoenixHelixx 10 дней назад

Holy friggin crap it’s the Space Orcs

@Glxdiatorr 10 дней назад

Fun fact that other bald hitman sets fire to the dude on the babar ride 😊

@jackcadonetti6311 9 дней назад

i dont think ill ever get tired of watching charlotte play hitman

@Dan-Simms 7 дней назад

Shoutout to 100% Eat! Eric mentioned your channel name in the video they released today, which brought me here. Glad you guys are back!

@NameRedacted0 10 дней назад

A-Team reference in the description, Love to see it

@conord82 10 дней назад

Genuinely having so much fun watching these videos. Keep it up!

@hudsonhopeartcollective 10 дней назад

i’m loving the theme song guys, super sick and also soothing. keep being the best ⛷️

@youngwang97 10 дней назад

Blood Money is genuinely one of my favourite games. I can't wait for them to react to the ragdoll physics

@soothe_belle 10 дней назад

THE ZIGGY STREAK STARTS ANEW!!!

@turkish1x 10 дней назад

@cash_bone 10 дней назад

"I Never Flush" - Patrick Brown, 2024

@Squeak74B 10 дней назад

Sharts fired

@Lastresort1300 10 дней назад

It's back. IT"S BACK!!!!

@jraluark 9 дней назад

That is one of the best titles for a video I have ever seen

@gfraserewu 10 дней назад

Patrick didn't shit the bed (or toilet), but Charlotte certainly does everytime she plays Hitman.

@Zobbster 10 дней назад

All glory to the astrogoblin!

@danieljenkins1758 10 дней назад

The curse of Astrogoblin - not saving

@zach.0 10 дней назад

I played this level dozens of times back in the xbox demo disc days

@TheDrLeviathan 10 дней назад

Jesus christ that was the Swing King tutorial level lmao

@DeltaRampancy 10 дней назад

astrogoblin for life

@JEHNLEROY 4 дня назад

Love the slow fade of the outro music

@AshenCorvum 9 дней назад

Blood Money was my favorite Hitman game and my first. It's so crusty I'm happy to see it here.

@darrendumlao4133 10 дней назад

The theme song hits!

@GhostTruck67 10 дней назад

Goblin time ❤

@chucklinnarwhal 10 дней назад

Return of the king

@rus.t 10 дней назад

3:18 that door frame... de javu

@GoodPostReilly 10 дней назад

Charlotte we already played this level

@weirdkd54 10 дней назад

The mad pooper

@sebetheredmage 8 дней назад

“Clean break” we all know😂😂

@Sardonac 10 дней назад

@1:42 That's so obviously Will Bailey from the West Wing

@yodawgzgaming4416 10 дней назад

Omg YES the best Hitman game! 💪 Also brave of Patrick to go in the litter box in Jacob's house. Talk about establishing dominance

@ethanwilson9406 7 дней назад

Astrogoblin is comfy for my brain

@JMO04091 10 дней назад

Hitman, classic

@PancakeSpeedy 10 дней назад

I'm here not just for Charlotte being expert in Hitman but for all the future GTA6 videos 🙏

@sidkelly229 9 дней назад

Same people, same games, totally different energy.

@jaredb2252 10 дней назад

nature is healing

@jabberwoke1 10 дней назад

Ahhhhh, some things never change.

@xelacbd 10 дней назад

No matter the channel, year or budget restrictions Charlotte will provide us Hitman.

@yodawgzgaming4416 10 дней назад

Funhaus and refusing to manual save in any game. Name a more iconic pairing 😊

@toddkeys8074 10 дней назад

Patrick I could not agree more about having pet birds

@MegaAlecson 10 дней назад

Hearing the body launching sound effects from F#$&?as still hurts 😢

@stubbysidwell 10 дней назад

1:43 I was thinking a Young Bob Sagat.

@PunishmentDumplin 10 дней назад

You did real good AstroGarglins

@Flashjackmak 10 дней назад

Gotta love a good A-Team reference, but I can't help but wonder which Astrogoblin is which A-Team member.

@davidlee4464 4 дня назад

PLEASE do a long play. Hitman Blood Money is my childhood. Astro Goblin is my future

@skfox2121 10 дней назад

The mutha phucking saga continues!....

@kingfish4575 10 дней назад

This was my favorite hitman.

@JosephPAbate 10 дней назад

I love the rebrand, just wish you would playthrough an entire game.. switching partially the way through just leaves me hanging. and there are no conclusions. a little more depth can go a long way