Was Waterworld Really A WRECK And Does The Ulysses Cut Fix It? - Talking About Tapes 

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This movie is CRIMINALLY, MASSIVELY underrated! The stunt show at Universal Hollywood is THE BEST part of the whole park!

Saw it as a kid, not knowing it was supposed to be an action movie, and I've never seen it as an action movie, I've always seen it as a science fiction movie! And it's one of my favorite science fiction movies! Actually one of my favorite movies period!

I used to love to swim as a kid. Matt Hooper being able to hold his breath for 2 minutes while swimming around was personally inspiring to me. So naturally this movie absolutely captured me. I watched it at least twice in the theater, and then dozens of times on VHS. I don't think I ever had any figures, but I had the boat, and my parents, being the creative folks they are, waterproofed it so it would float under its own buoyancy and I could play with it properly. Anyway, thoughts: The diving bell wasn't made to be a diving bell. He uses it to help him get stuff up from the sea floor. He can process salt water but only marginally better than a normal human(like it might take him a week or more to die of thirst as opposed to just a few days), so most of his hydration still has to come from fresh water. Deacon calls everybody cousin because the Smokers are literally all cousins. Back in the beginning at the atol that old dude said they were running out of unrelated people to reproduce with. That's why they offered the Mariner anything he wanted if he got that woman pregnant. Since the Smoker MO seems to be just killing everybody they come across, they probably ran into that problem a long time ago, but since they're descended from Ocealabamia they just rolled with it until everybody that was on that there boat were kin t'eachuther.

I like the part where no one redraws the map for extra copies.

Waterworld is a pretty good movie. As you illustrated, the fact that the budget was enormous, and the production was troubled, vastly overshadowed the film itself. I think, and all anyone remembers about this movie is that it was a very expensive flop. And that Jack Black played the pilot, of course.

We had a bootleg VHS of this when I was a kid, and I watched it all the time. I loved it.

I just watched Waterworld with my girlfriend a few weeks back. After, i thought, “this seems like the kind of movie famous internet RU-vidr Tony from Hack The Movies would review” I’m excited to see what you think. I just picked up the fancy 4K Arrow release with a few different edits of the movie so I’m also looking forward to watching those too.

Waterworld was fine. It was a fine 90s action movie

Tony...we know those are M's upside down as W's 😅😅😅

The reality is, none of that stuff should exist in Water World. As anything that sinks in the sea is lost forever, other than Costner bringing things up. But then you'd think they'd support mutants bringing things up from the sea instead of slaughtering them.

You can't pee into a Mr Coffee and get Taster's Choice.

Where were the sea monsters? If the world were 99% water, there would be some crazy ass monsters under that water. This movie really needed a fight with a giant squid or a megalodon

In case anyone wondered why Tony asked the scammer if he can give Tony their number so he can call them back later to talk about the movie was another Seinfeld reference.

You should review Space Truckers, it has Dennis Hopper in it. Pretty good movie, though a little cheesy towards the end.

I know someone with a prop gun from the film. He found it floating near the set while he was fishing. It was hanging on the wall in his garage the last time I saw it.

The reality is in an Earth completely covered in water, you'd have constant hurricanes. As the land is what causes hurricanes to die.

Tony, I cant believe you mentioned The Simpsons, but didn't talk about the episode where Milhouse plays the terrible Waterworld arcade game that costs 40 quarters for each step!

Never understood the hate for this film.

I misread the title and thought said Underworld now I'm waiting the the Hack the Movies Underworld review 😂

According to my mom, this was the first movie I ever awake for in the theater when I was a baby.

One of the reasons why Waterworld went over budget was because the set was destroyed by a storm and they had to rebuild it. As Ryan brought up Spielberg did warn not to film it on the ocean, since he ran into issues years earlier filming Jaws.

I recently watched it and found it very entertaining. Sure it’s not perfect but I think this movie has aged like wine

Never saw the Waterworld stunt show but I did see the Batman stunt show at Six Flags Over Texas. It was fine and fun

That guy from Jurassic Park 3 was Mr. Noodle from Sesame Street.

My 90s movie I never realised was a flop was SOLDIER.

I still can't believe Costner had the balls to make ANOTHER long sci fi movie right after this one, he truly was king of Hollywood for a while 😂

Costner should've gone bald for this. I can't unsee his receeding hairline when his hair is wet.

WaterWorld and the Postman are great underrated movies, and I don't care what anyone says

Absolutely hilarious two of you watched the Ulysses cut for the video. Lol.

I think rodger ebert asked why they have so many packs of Marlboro reds in the post apocalypse.

"Brilliant" movie. One of the movies of all time. Guest gentlemen in this were great. Tony was Tony. I'm happy great review overall

I really like Water World, just like I also really like The Postman.

Just stoping in to say hi, gotta get kids offf the bus then I’ll be back🤩🤩

If anything the Stage Show at Hollywood Universal Studios is awesome 😎

07:48; they recorded a commentary for "Robin Hood" in 2002, I believe.

I hate the notion that how much money a movie makes at the box office determines whether it's "good" or "bad." Some fantastic movies have totally flopped while stupid crap earns billions of dollars.

The uncomfortable scenes in it are meant to be uncomfortable. There’s stuff like that in The Road Warrior as well. It’s a post apocalyptic adventure film. Yes some of it’s supposed to be fun, but there’s of course going to be darkness in there too. Never watch an Asian film then Tony because you won’t be able to handle their fluid approach to tone and genre.

Great panel. I wanna watch water world now.

I’m going to watch this again and take a shot for every time Tony says: “What you call it?” I’ll let you know my results when I’m done. 😂

Have to say Waterworld is one of my favorite movies of all time wish it had a sequel

Kyle Gallner would make a great mariner, he’s already got the brooding down!

Just finally watched this movie today with some friends. The Universal show is still super fun even though it's way different. I wonder if they modified the live show over the years because the main woman in the show is a badass whereas in the movie she really kind of was written horribly after she had to leave the merchant island thing he first visits. I mean who built the flying thing she had? There was just so many unknowns in the almost 3 hour movie. Other than that at least it was fun and entertaining to watch. Wasn't as bad as people made it out to be but at the time I'm sure it was boring in theaters.

The Arrow release was pretty great.

I managed to get my hands on the Arrow Video release with the TV cut included. I think it was a bit redundant to have that when the Ulysses Cut was already included. Then again, it's not too bad to have. It is a limited edition. Anyway, I watched the theatrical version first. I often tend to do that before watching any other versions. I would say the Ulysses cut is better because there is more story to it. A lot of the scenes from that version were in the novelization, too.

One piece of Mark Isham's score of *"Waterworld"* is still in the film: "Music Box (Source)", which is heard when Enola (Tina Majorino) played the music box inside the hut - that has the two skeletons of her parents - on DryLand.

One of my top 5 fantasy movies ☺️

Tony, I’d love a super cut of your cold callers 📞 🥶

I thought Jack Black was the pilot and not the gunner guy…

Am I the only one yelling at my phone? "HER NAME WAS DEB!!!! TINA WAS THE LAMA!!!"

Tony using M's as W's in his sign was trendy before McDonalds did it.

This Film Was 19 Years Old On 7/28/2014.

Chip Douglas Saw 1995's Waterworld Six Times In The Theater.

I have never seen Tony and his guests so stoned before this is great

Crank the Johnson Rod lmao nice Seingeld reference

LoL the spam call.. :D

I totally saw it in theaters with my mom , she wanted to see Kevin Costner. Was very young at the time. I had just turned 11 at the time the movie came out July 28th . My birthday is July 26th. Remember that is a total trip. My mom said she wanted to see Costner's naked butt. lol Also Dennis Hopper is just awesome in whatever he did ,he always looks like he's having a blast playing whatever he's in.

Was Denis Hopper's character the inspiration for the bad guy in the Street sharks cartoon. They're both bald and wearing an eye patch?

Waterworld kicks ass

Really liked this review.

Cant forget the hit video game WATER WORLD, for the Nintendo Virtual Boy!

Dennis Hopper should *NEVER* have won the 1995 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor!

Her name in Nepeolean Dynamite is Deb, not Tina. Her real name is Tina and the Llama's name is Tina

I've tried watching this 4 times and fallen asleep each time. I'm determined to make it through the whole video

This is my guilty pleasure movie

RU-vid doesn't let me say "urine?"

Hey Tony! Any plans on during a review of the Postman? Would love to hear your thoughts on it.

Yeah, the Road is incredibly depressing. Vigo is like a second away from shooting that kid for the whole movie. The book is MORE depressing. The BBQ scene....

Between 3 and 2

One of the most underrated movies. It wasn’t really that bad

I LOVE this movie! This, Postman, and Robin Hood Prince of Thieves are probably my favorite Costner movies. If only he wasnt such a fucking douchebag off the camera. Its any wonder any director would work with him let alone get him cast in anything.

Say what you will about the movie, but the universal studios attraction stunt show version of it is still hittin haha.

whoop whoop!

Review the comics.

It wasn't really a box office failure from Universal's standpoint. The final budget was 235 million. And the box office and money earned was 264 million. And an additional 8 million from Home Media. But Universal only spent 12 million themselves. The rest of the budget was mostly covered by investors. And Kevin spent $22 million to contribute to the budget. BTW, Kevin Costner's paycheck was $12 million. And of the earnings, Universal got 45% - so, $145 million So... For the movie studio... It cost them $12 million, and earned them $145 million.

Waterworld was amazing and I have watched it more than 95% of the movies I have seen.

Isn’t the character from Napoleon Dynamite named Deb?

Jack black is the pilot flying the airplane.

Man, I hated this movie and I hated the Sega Genesis game but hear me out. I live in Japan and there is a Universal Studios here that has a live Water World performance and it was the greatest experience of my life. I got splashed and I could feel the heat from the fire. It's gotta be on RU-vid by this point.

It was the most expensive movie made at that time, and it bombed. I don't know if you guys knew that.

I loved this films since I was a kid seeing it in theaters. Never understood why people disliked it. I really wish there was a the full 4 hour cut available. I think the film just came out at thr wrong time.

1995's Waterworld Was American Film Critic Jay Sherman's Tenth Worst Film Of 1995 On His Worst Of 1995 List.

I love this movie

The Only Version Of 1995's Waterworld That I Prefer Is The Original 1995 Theatrical Version (135 Mins).

Idc what people say. I love Waterworld AND The Postman.

I remember universal studios Water World it was totally awesome !

Jack Black isn't the gunner at the Atole. That's another fat actor. Black is only the pilot.

If all the glaciers and ice caps melted it would raise the sea level 70m (230 feet), there would still be lots of land mass though. @14:20

I think I was never able to finish that movie. I know I started it a couple of times, but not sure what happens up to a point.

He cut their hair to repair his ropes

This is one of those films I saw at the cinema and at home but I'm scuppered if I remember anything about it. I don't know why.

Land of doom did the cannibal thing like you guys talked about. That’s another weird mad max inspired movie.

I love this movie.

Ryan has a bad habit that I've seen in most episodes of HtM, and that is ending many observations with the phrase, "... and I'm just like... what?" followed by a nervous chuckle and looking around for validation. Crystal and Sara do this a lot too, but really almost everyone does it. Just when you think you're going to hear a conclusion to a thought it ends with, "like... what?" It basically means, "I started talking and hoped I'd have a point when I finished but I don't so I'm just like... what?" Please beat these people with an oar every time they do it from now on.

If they made a game for this like they did mad max I'd play it

Will you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do Highlander?!

The reason the map is upside down is bc they swim upside down from the surface of the water down to the sunken cities

The Gunner is not Jack Black

I don’t hate waterworld

This movie was amazeballs.. If theres a river we'll dam it. And if theres a tree we'll ram it. Cuz Im talking progress here. - The Deacon