Watsky- Ugly Faces [Cardboard Castles] 

lmfao at "I just called you Beatrice"

wtf did I just watch? Besides pure talent?

1:40 is maybe the most flawless flow I've heard, impeccable!

This song isn't necessarily about actual faces, but attitudes. If you're going to make an ugly face (have a certain attitude), if you're not careful it's bound to stay that way. That's why Watsky hopes one of the silly, funny faces sticks.

He says, "Pulls my finger, then the motherfucking earth explodes." While saying this, the motherfucking MOON explodes. What the serious fuck, Watsky? Get your space rocks together! Lol.

This guy makes some of the dopest fucking songs ive ever heard. God damn watsky is amazing

this video is legit on drugs, and i loved every second of it

Psychic: I'm going to read your mind Me: *imagines this video* Psychic: ........

A walk down memory lane

after 45 minutes of studying the lyrics i can now rap along *double fist bump to the air*

From 1:40-1:55--just a bit over 14 seconds if you use a stopwatch--he spits out 95 words, 29 of them with an emphasis on the rhyming 'soft o' syllables (lot, flock, squawk, obnoxious, bawk, etc) All in just over 14 seconds, while still stayin on topic. Wow.

Acid is a very neat drug.

1. Turn CC on. 2. Die laughing as youtube fails.

Watsky in his fucking Subaru with floaties

This will forever be my favorite music video.

LYRICS: What's up, Beatrice? I just called you Beatrice And I don't, and I don't, and I don't care if that is your name [Chorus:] Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn’t careful it’d stay that way Oh great! Wow, no shit Ooh, hooray, that’s so sick! (Oh! Ack! Brr) With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks [Verse 1:] I’ll be feeling a hella of a lot of swell And from the second that I step in I’ll be smelling like a big cheese Everybody better be ready to get it get it 'Cause I’m getting naked if you really want a strip tease And the babies in their highchairs taking off their bibs And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall Are popping molly and they’re stripping off their fig leaves Better burn your clothes It’ll curl your toes Kissing women and they turn to toads I’m pimping Kermit’s hoes And I’m sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe But when I’m joking with my little cousin And he pulls my finger then the motherfuckin’ earth explodes Boom. [Chorus] Sorry, not sorry [7x] [Chorus] [Verse 2:] Everybody been in it to win it kickin’ in for a minute And chilling but you’re tardy it’s why I gotta kill it And then hit the pretty people in the building with my party trick I think I’m gonna walk out of the door Hop in my DeLorean and I’m gonna soar 'Cept that it’s a Subaru, and I’m yelling hoodie hoo! Hanging out the window like I’m Marty McFly A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and they get obnoxious And all I hear is bawk bawk And I’m not gonna wanna talk shop Better put a sock in it if you gotta cock block And be toxic and knock us and all we wanna do is rock rock and be raucous I’m not gonna ever stop if you think I’m chopped liver in the crock pot 'Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got this Sorry, not sorry [7x] [Chorus] [Chorus]

Goddamn it Watsky. Where'd you get your flow?

Why is Watsky who is actually talented not huge like all these no talent rappers that plague the radio?

This track is incredibly trill. Watsky's flow is so unique fast or slow while being intense and humorous simultaneously. Not to mention the beat is sick in every way.

Спустя столько лет почему бы не посмотреть🤔

I can't even explain how much i love this song. Ive had it on repeat for hours.

oh my lord he kills it at 1:40... Such a fun set of words. :D

(Back again, listening to the entire playlist ... again). I just wanted to say I love to death how the people in his videos re-occur. I love the kid with the curly hair, & the younger gal with the blonde hair for one. They're both amazing, ESPECIALLY for their age but they're amazing even when compared to 'adult' actors & actresses. I hope they go far. (Especially notable in 'Cardboard Castles', or 'Tiny Glowing Screens').

1:25 - 1:55 Best part of any rap ever.

Fuckin hell. Can anyone else do both the verses without lyrics? I'm getting so goddamn close

wow this song goes so hard i wish i found it 9 years ago

It's been 10 years and I still love the song

😊i love how watsky makes me feel young and old at the same time

wow I remember watching this 5 years ago when it came out, it popped into my head about a year ago and I just now decided to look it up again. ah, the childhood memories... I wasn't disappointed

1:05 Watsky's stage diving again xD

Watsky, the one legend who could fall from an airplane into a swimming pool and be lifted out dry... truly a God amongst men

this song is so playful, the first time i heard it i wasn't sure if i liked it, but now i cant get enough. and i love how he include his family in his videos.

2023 anyone? Love yah!

WTF did I just watch?! I love you Watsky.

Cant believe my uncle showed this to me when i was 9 bro and i still will always love his songs

The wink at the end makes me melt.

Is nobody gonna talk about that wink at 2:53? Or am I the only one that dies everytime because he looks great, even in a coffin.

Hey, Beatrice. Yeah, I called you Beatrice. And I don't care if that is your name.

This just came to my head. I loved this in middle school

I love that Watsky just has fun with it.

this music video absolutely makes no sense

Please, watch at 2x the normal speed

This is was so much fun to watch! Watsky seemed to be having fun

Been with you for YEARS.

turn on captions. look for "banana trees eliminated" LOL

Cocaine is one Helluva drug.

I love all these songs, wow!

God I LOVE YOU. I first listened to you when you made 4AM, but hadn't listened to anything newer than that since then... good stuff! Already bought your album (twice!)!

Isn't this the guy who invented the microwave?

Best vid ever XD

You're listening to Watsky!!!! I am literally so proud right now!

woo hoo!!! This STILL slaps!!

Okay, now, I'm not one of those people (this is an extreme circumstance) who posts "Put on CC and lol!" Because it's usually something people ought to do anyways. However, people...Really do it on this video. Right after he says "burn your clothes" and the rap begins at 0:45, the CC can't understand a word he's saying so it puts up random words: "very exposed gays-in-the-military exiles opted internet whose procedure literal". Fucking love auto-captions.

Watsky is badass I wish he would make more songs like if you agree

Awesome Watsky you are indeed incredible! Ty great video again!

Watsky, you were amazing yesterday in Ottawa! Big thanks for taking the time to meet everyone, your a dope guy!

You just earned a sub. :D

When I die, I have one request for the funeral. Nobody better make those f***ing faces.

WATSKY..a.k.a The best thing you'll ever watch.

When I heard this, I couldn’t stop saying that this is absolutely fantastic, ON THE FIRST LISTEN

Am I drugs right now?

Here are the lyrics: 0:10no kid 0:15back today 0:17there is a 0:20go down hey 0:24debt 0:26out with a little bit on what may be one of those dates because i'm having a lot 0:29of alabama's again that is that an automatic e everybody but everybody 0:33together for the benefit of the buster keaton anathema major again i think it's 0:37not as of yet another way 0:39please have a pretty emotional oil companies a lot of money in the another 0:42leaves barrier close 0:45very exposed gays-in-the-military exiles opted internet whose procedure literal 0:52parallel worlds perfectly well grandchildren cousins bigger than a 0:56little bit explode salute 0:59sanctuary 1:03history 1:05so it's only 1:07soonest 1:11now sorry 1:12back today 1:14that it was a 1:17to a 1:19oh 1:22decade 1:24with a little bit of what may be one of those dates 1:26everybody needs to win in a criminal intelligence are usually 1:30financial and calendar the banana trees eliminated or model or universal 1:36rescinded its overall daniella daniella adopt a little bit about it 1:40hi managing five minutes blocking access to the leaders are talking about you 1:44know one of my job and it was not you've got a copy enough is enough money was 1:48right about here i have not been ever started keeping a job at your end and i 1:52have been about talking about it some thought and i got 1:55haha 1:56that's alright 1:58transparent 2:03slowly but surely 2:05soonest 2:09inside 2:10back again 2:12that it was a 2:15to a 2:18oh 2:20dad 2:21hotmail with a little bit of what may be one of those dates

you are by far my favorite artist Watsky! I mean that on the real bro no doubt!

this guy always puts a smile on my face

wait why did i watch this again

Am I the only one making faces

I'm loving this flow!

This is one of his best videos.. creativeness +10

Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way Oh great! Wow, no shit Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! (Ooh! Ack! Brrr) With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks I'll be feeling a hella of a lot of swell And from the second that I step in I'll be smelling like a big cheese Everybody better be ready to get it get it Cause I'm getting nekkid if you really want a strip tease And the babies in their highchairs taking off their bibs And their mommies all be ripping out their wig weaves And the pretty people in the oil paintings on the wall Are popping molly and they're stripping off their fig leaves Better burn your clothes It'll curl your toes Kissing women and they turn to toads I'm pimping Kermit's hoes And I'm sure that every girl is a pearl and the world is a perfect globe But when I'm joking with my little cousin And he pulls my finger then the motherfuckin' earth explodes Boom. Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way Oh great! Wow, no shit Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! (Ooh! Ack! Brrr) With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks Sorry, not sorry Sorry, not sorry Sorry, not sorry Sorry, not sorry Sorry, not sorry Sorry, not sorry Sorry, not sorry Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way Oh great! Wow, no shit Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! (Ooh! Ack! Brrr) With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks Everybody been in it to win it kickin' in for a minute And chilling but you're tardy it's why I gotta kill it And then hit the pretty people in the building with my party trick I think I'm gonna walk out of the door Hop in my DeLorean and I'm gonna soar 'Cept that it's a Subaru, and I'm yelling hoodie hoo! Hanging out the window like I'm Marty McFly A lot of the chickens in the flock wanna squawk and they get obnoxious And all I hear is bawk bawk And I'm not gonna wanna talk shop Better put a sock in it if you gotta cock block And be toxic and knock us and all we wanna do is rock rock and be raucous I'm not gonna ever stop if you think I'm chopped liver in the crock pot 'Cause I am a boss hog and I want the top spot and I got this Back in the day Daddy would say That if I kept on making ugly faces And I wasn't careful it'd stay that way Oh great! Wow, no shit Ooh, hooray, that's so sick! (Ooh! Ack! Brrr) With a little bit of luck maybe one of those sticks

Why did papa franku like this?

I love this song!!!!! Definately your best imho.

Saw this when it came out. It remains one of the most legitimately strange songs AND music videos I've ever seen or heard. And I love it.

The kid at exactly 2:51 is from his other video, Cardboard Castles

I am german; don't understand many verses; very fast ...but so dope and the video so dope too

just the best thing i've ever seen

Another awesome video by Watsky

must have been funny/fun to make this vid, nice Watsky. xD

ay I can actualy keep up with him

I literally just started listening to Watsky about 20 minutes ago because of a suggestion from a friend. And Oh My Gawd he's great

Been listening to this song on repeat for hours...

I want the shit the directors were on when they made this

Just realised that most of the people at the funeral are from previous videos

Lol one of my favorite songs... Ugly faces also a great concept too. Good job.

That whole 2nd verse is still one of the most well constructed verses ever for me. Just the way it crescendos up, with the crazy accented word patterns get more intense to the smoothest end. Here I am rambling incoherently about Watsky again. 🤪

This track is sooooooo sick! Fuck I'm late to the party on this one

I wonder if He's a Tech N9ne Fan... "what's up Beatrice" 0:02

at first I was not into watsky because its not really my kind of music but now I fucking love him.

This has the right level of strange and musicality for me. Nice work Watsky!

Who’s watching this in 2023

What is the song where he says I'm strong as an o a k

I love this song!

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I'am Bad Guuuuuy

Still have n o idea what this vid's about

Watsky did this this song live at Warped so fucking awesome, even better live!! I love you watsky!! Your the best!!

HOW DID I MISS THIS? Such a good song!!

That guy's tongue creeps me the fuck out

that is my name tho.....

I think that this has the best beat/music I love this

This is by far my favorite instrumental. And rap.