We Crash A Lot In A Straight Line - Gta 5 Racing 

17:48 this made me very unhappy with Alex 😂😂😂

I would welcome a series of races featuring this track.

Sadly if you fell behind the group in the first race, you couldn't catch up. Was 10-15s down after a crash and was 35s at the end 😂

17:48 that is the most spectacular physics defying crash I've ever seen.

While I respect this channel for not turning into a merch shill, "I am Car Hat" has such great meme material with a sketch outline of two hummers 'space docking' . 😁

26:34 I love it when they exit stage up.

14:42 that is just perfect. You couldn't time that one better.

Weevil race: finishes without major incident Patriot Race: Car go Wheeee

Ah, yes, good old Straight line. I haven't even watched this yet and I know this is gonna be a good time. X3 Have watched now, and man do I miss the twitch streams, even if they were a bit stressful.

I can just imagine the chaos of Ramp Car straight line racing...

'I am carhat' needs to be a t-shirt!

Yes, the return of the Straight Line. I love this track, this has featured in some of the best videos you have done.

Top 5 Finishers in GTA 5. Liamt007: 4.33 DANGERMAN8000: 4.88 Timid Ninetales: 5.050 impega 1957: 5.053 Ca5inoRoyale: 5.71

I really like this track. The last time this track was shown made me laugh way too hard. And I did with this one too! Impega woke up this day and chose violence!

Without a doubt the best kind of GTA racing to watch

Alex-"What happened Physics?" GTA-"Physics?" There was a road like this where I grew up, and I used to really like accelerating to get the light feeling, until one day when I pushed it too hard in my mom Honda accord. I caught actual air and the landing, didn't wreck the car, but scared the hell out of me with how sketchy it was. It didn't have walls like this, but it was lined with trees. lol

Now you see why they call it the "Love Bug"! ;-) Haha Laddo needs a time out! Bad Laddo!!

Those Hummers are just pure chaos on wheels. *XD*

The entire 2nd race can just be described as *Terrified Blakey noises*

These are absolutely my favorite type of videos on this channel.

I would recommend the Obey I Wagen for straight line racing, that thing is stupid slow, so constant slipstream would be interesting

Have you ever seen the videos of people in hummers climbing straight up a wall, since the hummer has so much front angle approach. Maybe GTA tried to program that into this vehicle making it wheely when you rearend someone lol

That ending was genuinely suspenseful! lol

Need to bring back the imoobot and the 3 wheeled cigar bike on this track again. So entertaining!

The pre race shenanigans are always great

I'd like to see this race with ramp buggies, then dragsters!

This racing approved by The Royal Society for putting Things on top of other Things.

40 seconds into the Hum V race and all hell has broken out! lol

These are always utter carnage, excellent!

Time for an update on the yearly score, once again, GTA V Races only, this one included, everyone with a blank is at zero wins: Alex: 3 Impega: 2 Gliscor: 2 Ninetails: 6 Liam: 3 InvisibleAK: Ewan: 1 Hyper: Brazen: 1 Dangerman: 3 Longbow: 1 Stinty: Leathercap: ProfCrane: Jowo: Lvl8 : 1 Bumpy: Laddo: Blakey: Stevie:

This was fun to watch but can you do some more off-road races with off-road vehicles at some point please

love tracks like this, would be good to have car switch at either end..brings more carnage to proceedings

Yeah, the straight line bumps are back. Love it!

As always, would love more, and still hoping for an hour of straight line.

I love the straight line track! It’s one of my favorite tracks!

Driving through the explosion was brillant. Please do more on this track!

Laughed soon as I saw the thumbnail. Did not disappoint either

The reason the Patriot is so bad at bump drafting is because, it’s hit box is made so it could climb steep inclines

This was hilariously brilliant! :D

This was so much fun to watch 😂

Yes! My favorite FailRace track! It's the FR equivalent of iRacing Week 13

Love the silly races!

Impega woke up and chose giant vehicle violence today :')

I love this race very much Glad to see it again coz the last one was long ago

Bring back tubes of despair!

17:34 best moment

This damn track LOL I love this one so much.

Another video in my favorites playlist

Yea i’m always waiting for more straight line videos

First race is a fantastic rendition of a bag of skittles getting thrown down a hallway

it would be neat this race with the hummers but if your hummer if too damaged you park it ... a endurance survival type race.

Yeees, these are so entertaining

Beautiful

14:41 is a winning Hollywood style movie shot

It’s finally back!!! 😁

The hummers were intense

I love this race can we get more of straight line

Would love to see more beamng mp stuff

I'd quite like to see how well this could be done, try find the best bump drafting car 😁

Straight Line… at last. Thanks guys.

Yes this track is back let's go!

Imagine straight line in beamng :D utter carnage and shenanigans would be severly punished

Dangerman at 10:40 😂😵☠

We now know how these cars were made errrm they were trying to bump draft and got a little exited and boom you have more 😂😂😂😂

Dunno why but I love this track

Fun video, and I really enjoyed the Patriot race - mainly for being more than just a back and forth, single lap race. Only issue - NO OUTRO MUSIC???!? It's can't be a proper FailRace video without the outro music!! Even doing a Laddo and just going "#Fail, Fail, Fail, Fa-Fail, FailRace! Fail, Fail, Fail, Fa-Fail, FailRace!#" would be preferable to a silent outro!!

A wheelie good wheelie

Never stop straight line

Love the race, enjoy the novelty of the circuit, loathe the catch-up mechanic. Absolutely idiotic concept: punish those in the lead.

now THIS is podracing.

Try this with tanks? Or missile trucks?

It’s like if The Love Bug happened in a bag of Skittles…

Maybe scramjet car & floating delorians next time?

can someone tell me the name of this "track", i really wanna try it with my friends

Can someone tell me who made this track so me and my friends can play on it too, thank you

Can you link the tracks you use please?

Weevils wobble and they definitely fall down.

2022 GTA Leaderboard Dangerman: *3 Wins* NineTales: *5 Wins* Gliscor: *3 Wins (+1 From Unaired Race)* Impega: *3 Wins* Chris: *1 Win* Alex: *4 Wins* Liam: *3 Wins (+1 From Car Park Wars)* Ewanm: *1 Win* Longbow: *1 Win Lvl8: *1 Win* Brazen: *1 Win* Points Leader So Far: *Ninetales* Notable Moments From Today’s Race: 1. *Ninetales goes to Space* 2. *Laddo ALMOST wins* and 3. *Everyone goes BOINGY BOINGY*

Next stop, go karts

Try motorcycles on this track.

Can someone link me this map?

If someone based an Internet meme on you, it would have impeccable grammar.

You should run Straight Line with extreme damage and play last man standing!

Backstretch battles GTA edition

No outro music?

Where in the hell has Ninetales been?

So much of the second race is run on two wheels it's practically moto gp

What happened to the GT7 video?

laddo is a menace, boycott laddo, boooo xD

Plz do this in dunes and something faster for lolz

How is Reese doing? I sometimes wonder wherever he went. Is he okay?

Does he narrate in real time or does he go back and narrate?

In oll uf that. In oll uf this.

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"We got the Weevil because they climb over one another in a weird fashion" alex is kinda sus

It is this very silly ‘circuit’ again

Who is blakey

Yep typical GTA races where everyone crashes into u alot can't even drive in a straight line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is y I'm glad I don't do any GTA racing

I'm actually first for a change!

The "first place bogdown" is so bad. And the draft effect should be nerfed by 10