We Discovered What Aerith Likes More Than Gambling 

I like the whole Don Corneo being the "human baby" because it implies that other babies are not human

Is it Tifa? I bet it’s Tifa.

The one youtube shorts guy was so right when he said that Cloud was every lesbian’s precious son.

Aerith when small children cry around her: “PSYCHIC ATTACK”

fun fact: in the original game cloud getting picked as Cornero's 'girl' was an optional even that only happened if you got the BEST items for cloud's dress. if you don't you get a boss fight with his cronies instead. but yes even in the original game cloud seems into wearing the dress after a while

Cloud looks amazing in that dress. Also, "The Human Baby" is the perfect name for Don Corneo. And "Aerith, can I check your search history?" Absolutely floored me.

"spill the beans" "or i'll cut em off" WHAT IS IT WITH CLOUD AND HAVING BANGER LINES IVE NEVER INTERACTED WITH FF BEFORE

"Today's bride-to-be is the big-boned girl!" He has no idea how correct that is.

enjoying the running gag of penny furiously mashing screenshot when a woman is on screen

I still can't get over some describing Cait Sith as "I can't believe they had Tom and Jerry witness 9/11."

" can't believe it, I was featured in yuri!" LMAO

5:56 Fun fact, the voice actress for Aerith, Brianna White, actually gave a bit of insight to why Aerith does… that. She’s actually meant to be imitating Corneo himself mockingly, and it just so happens that Corneo’s laugh just sounds like an asthma attacked riddled horse lol

Aerith's goofy little smile as she hits a creep with a metal chair is everything

Your dedication with getting the dress is unmatched

Jeez Aerith hitting em' with the steel chair is my favorite scene of her so far, and the camera shutter going off makes me chuckle every time haha, can't wait for more of this series! Edit: ouch my soul hurts after the last stretch of the video

I know there’s a theory saying that Aerith remembers the original FF7 and that this is a rerun timeline, but even so she’s sooooo mysterious. I’m in love with her gender

5:55 Aerith is impersonating Corneo's laugh here. I didn't get it until someone told me 😂

I'm glad we can all agree that the black lace dress with the corset and the sweetheart neckline is the best dress for Cloud. He's rocking it, and the other dresses aren't even close to matching his body shape or his personality.

I know nothing about FF7 except vague knowledge I've absorbed from my friend and Powerwash Sim, but Penny's Cloud voice literally gets me every time.

penny being blown away by the undead being killed by life-giving items is hilarious to me. it's such a final fantasy thing to do. wasn't it 7 or 10 that had a boss that you literally had to hit it with phoenix downs?

Penny is so real for going back and getting the good dress.

27:15 the subtitles for this referring to the ghost as "Motherfucker" are so good

The CloudTifaAerith polycule is the canon ship of FF7R and you cannot convince me otherwise.

I love the idea of Aerith reciting the entirety of the Hbomb Roblox Oof sound video essay

I am glad you got Cloud in the good dress! He looks gorgeus.

I love how "the human baby" sounds like a label of some kind of scientific diagram. really good bit LMAO

Answer: Tifa. It's defnitely Tifa. I swear there were half a dozen times in that game where I swear they were just two steps and a pucker away from making out.

Penny referencing The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals at 8:05 made me really happy, i love Team Starkid

I still feel weird about how when I first heard Remake Corneo, I spent ten minutes scared to look up his VA 'cause part of me SWORE it was Mark Hamill.

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Square made Don Corneo somehow even more revolting and disgusting than the original game! Between him and Hojo, they have become masters at making absolutely horrible scumbags!

The Human Baby

In this episode we had the human baby, the jhosts and the joblins, YURI and Penny Food Reviews! (This was a wild episode of Penny's FF7 Remake let's play highlight series and can't wait to see it till the end!)

I always wondered why there was so much *interesting* fanart of cloud in dresses. I just thought it was the internet being the internet but its even funnier now

Now, the original game is almost 30 years old now (Yes, I KNOW, I made myself feel old typing that too,) so Aerith/Tifa shipping must have been going on for a while. But this remake, especially this section here, REALLY makes it into a thing.

cloud tifa and aerith should get into a polycule or something honestly

getting hit with "ever heard of Tommy Tallarico" in the year of our lord 2024-

Okay, I love how sleezy they made Don Corneo.

Tifa: "The train graveyard is haunted..." me: Yep, she's seen *the episode* of Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid. No doubt about it.

Aerith is a yuri icon 😔

it's kinda wild how much gets edited through, huge props for Ellie

14:39 20th time stream had me saying “OUR boyfriend”

10:54 I got 2 orbs of gravity after I started HRT 😏

0:20 that's not Cloud, her name is Rain

8:20 Penny always knows how to give us "A Show Stopping Number! A real show stopper! An audience to rule them aaaaaaaalllll!"

I can't believe it... I was featured in yuri! -Cloud Strife

Every time penny encounters sewer infrastructure its always funny. Sluice gate, valve, etc

37:50 "Wow what a great video I can't wait to see more-" *small Tifa runs across the screen* "Did you guys see that"

24:37 me when I hear Johnny speak

1:28 This made me laugh for 3 minutes straight

Yo thanks so much for adding accurate subtitles, and adding context (reading chat, as Cloud etc) not many creators do it, you’re a champ lol

shoutout elli for director wiggly

more power to you restarting for the best cloud dress, that's the one i got in the replay i'm going through. got the white dress last time, but i wanted to see sam's sidequests this time and the blue dress really looks way better on him. accidentally gave tifa and aerith all the same dresses, because i messed up tifa's question and there's no world where i wasn't going to do every sidequest.

These videos are literally my oxygen I am literally dead without them

She final on my fantasy till i cloud

8:56 i love when i can tell exactly what pennys gonna say next and i can say it at the same time as her

I would do anything to hear Penny cover “Show Stoppin’ Number” from TGWDLM. Or anything else Starkid.

The kid ghosts in the train graveyard and the whole plate fall sequence had me crying and I’m not even playing and already know what happens 💀

1:00 Strawberry? No. Blueberry? No. Thunderhead? YES!

Penny goes wild over aerti yuri; is declared objectively correct by entire chat and youtube comments section (as she should be)

8:11 *hears Penny talking about StarKid and starts singing "Show Stoppin Number" from TGWDLM* I love StarKid a lot, I just wanted to say that

babe wake up new snapcube final fantasy stream highlights video

Ough the "it's not polite to stare you know" delivery killed me 😭

0:12 optimal outfit strats, the run is saved

Was NOT expecting to become part of the Wedge fanclub today. That scene literally had me jumping up and down like a little kid.

Aerith x Tifa is serious business to me

I remember when watching my partner play this for the first time I was like "Oh man, what if Jessie's mom found out her daughter died. ... ... Wait-"

you're driving me crazy in this one, penny. i keep laughing so hard. please. please have mercy i'm sick wifh covid. i have 12 children

I had no idea I needed to hear Penny's Henry Hidgens impression until right now

i genuinely know absolutely zero things about final fantasy but ive been loving watching this little series

Glad to see DMC3 isn't the only game that suffers from a miserable horse-and-chariot boss fight.

Im so happy the candy review was kept in 😭

I bet 100% that Aerith likes Tifa 😂😂

Penny's one of the few that actually liked the train graveyard segment. I did too but I always hear people on here talking shit about it

2:20 Oh Ancient One,What hexes do you speak?

Why did Penny keep talking about the cop from Spider-Man PS4? What does Yuri have to do with this?

hello i am here to spread the good word of bisexual aerith gainsborough truthers

27:15 I'm sorry did penny just do a perfect pitch shifted "BEAAAAAANS" voice????

im watching the vods but im still watching these edits because im too invested in this

this is my favorite playthrough of anything ever i think

Penny, your videos make my day all the better and I wish you the best. *THIS IS A THREAT*

Penny doesn't actually play the game or control the characters, she just controls the camera. She's the Lakitu of FFVII because she only focuses on what really matters, women and badassery, women being more important. Oh, Cloud just one hit a scorpion? Wish I could've seen it but Tifa and Aerith just made eye contact for 0.2 seconds and Penny had to take pictures. /lighthearted

i love this series so much funniest shit i ever seen

i fully got caught up with the vods and now i have a terrible hyperfixation and a severe lack of vods to watch

23:03 the fucking stock eating noise haunts me. It shows up in the strangest places.

why do penny's laughs sometimes sound like the grimmkin novices from hollow knight

Penny, you are easily the funniest person I know of.

STARKID MENTIONED RAHHHHH

Hi Penny! I was wondering, what tips would you have for voice actors getting into the scene?

36:36 Suddenly, Cait Sith. wait… wut?

On the one hand, this makes me want to play through the series myself. But I'm not getting a PS5 anytime soon, so I'd have to avoid spoilers on FFVIIR parts 2 & 3 until they come out on Steam in who knows how long. And I can't even get the first one now anyways. Pain

In the last half of this episode, Cloud and the crew fail to stop several Canon Events.

I can't believe Penny likes the guy who didn't like musicals! That's such a good show

pog vod.

Anon: So, who is Yor's little brother in Spy x Family? Me: 24:36

*hands to the sky* WOMEN (/pos) (/💖🤍🧡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈)

wake up babe, new snapcube video

Aerith is a chocobo girl. She took one look at Cloud's hair and inability to play nice with others and immediately had to adopt him

I do find that this game really had an issue impressing onto the player how and when to use magic (aswell as the utility of precasting the lower tiers of magic). Bosses that gave me trouble on my first playthough I actually handled better on hard because that mode FORCES you to use your mp effectively (Namely Hell House, I did not understand how to play Aerith at all my first time, I thought she was slow and awkward, and that fight right after the elevator was hell)

Need to hear Penny talk more about Starkid , creators I like talking about online media I like makes my parasocial brain go brrrr

I wish there was a way to accurately describe the heart attack I had when Penny brought up Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, as that's one of my current hyperfixations