We Gave Asmongold a Christmas Present 

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It's so wholesome of Emi to spend time with the elderly during Christmas.

Èmi is a saint for spending time with these two elderly men over the holidays. She even helped them to make cookies. Warms my heart.

Asmon and emi meeting my cats and treating them so nicely was the best Christmas present 😀

Honestly, I'm so happy seeing asmon like this. He looks like he's genuinely enioying himself and he couldn't have found nicer people connect with. All the more power to you all guys.

Steak and Eggs is in a long-con to transmute Asmongold from a goblin back to a human and I love them for it

I absolutely love Asmond taking charge and giving the troops their battle orders when he also clearly has no idea wtf he’s doing. The confidence is impressive.

Asmon's joy playing with the cat reminds me of seeing all the old folks' faces light up when they bring the therapy dog to the nursing home.

I love seeing asmon feel the blanket and he just starts basically kneading it like a cat lmaoo literally what I expect cats to say when they touch blankets "This is a nice ass blanket, oh my god."

Tectone’s friend saying the cake is good was the best part 😂

dude seeing Asmon smile with the kitties was so fckin wholesome

It's important that Asmon gets this enrichment time. He's acclimating so well.

For those who actually want a cookie recipe, it's 2 and 1/2 cus flour to a cup and a half of sugar, 2 sticks of butter 2 eggs and then whatever seasoning you want

The fact Teccy has alot of MHW collectibles and now Zac is playing it is so awesome! Such a good game.

I NEED an entire video of Asmon playing with cats🥺

Animals bringing out asmonds child innocence is so pure. Makes me forget he's a literal goblin

Man I love IRL Asmon content. It's always just so wholesome, he makes me feel safe

It's wholesome seeing friends who care about each other doing stuff like this

asmond: "how much flower?" emmi: "three"

The $2 cookie arc begins

seeing asmons reaction to the white cat at the end ACTUALLYYYY made my day hahaha, HE QUITE LITERALLY could not believe his eyes that it was that big and beautiful hahaha... pure awesomeness

These three are all so unique in their own ways but literally are soo good together. Merry Christmas all! 💜💜

I love the way these three look out for each other.

I don't know why, but I enjoy watching videos with the 3 of you. Something so wholesome about it.

Techtone was actively sabotaging the cookies from the start

I swear, Tectone has some of the cutest cats I've ever seen 😭hes such a good cat dad

Dude this is seriously the BEST podcast/gaming/gacha/bs/whatever channel I have EVER seen. I love each character, asmon, teccy, and emiru have got to be the BEST trio I have EVER seen. much love, and a happy new year! 🎉🎉🎉

As a former chef this is like watching 6 year olds in there mum's kitchen......and the little girl getting bullied by the boys...yet the girl knows more or she thinks she dose

I’m a chef who bakes occasionally to RELAX…these guys made the most stressful cake/cookies I’ve ever seen lol

Watching a 29 year-old man trying to figure out how to remove a pan from an oven is soul crushing

Complaining about the whisk while using a metal utensil in a nonstick roasting pan to mix cookie dough 😅 this chaos was fun lol 😂 you guys crack me up

They a bit off... Normal Nestle Chocolate chip recipe: @375 for 9-11 Min 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour · 1 teaspoon baking soda · 1 teaspoon salt · 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened · 3/4 cup granulated sugar · 3/4 cup packed brown sugar · 1 teaspoon vinilla WoW...I mean extract · 2 eggs · (2cups) 12-ounce package chocolate chips.

Asmoncat The fact they're 99% done with the recipe yet don't know if it's a cake or a cookie, and Emi is just wondering which they're going for, bless her soul. And fun fact. When you buy a new house/apartment. There's 100% gonna be left over salt or sprinkles in the cabinets.

It feels more like a group of friends, rather than a bunch of youtubers or colleagues, and i think that's really awesome :) !

cookie dough is one of those simple 1 2 3 recipes. 1 cup butter, 2 cups sugar, 3 cups flour. Toss in a couple of eggs, and some other things and you're done. All these younglings talking about how ol they're getting. feelsbadman.

Its so nice seeing you guys recording this and making these videos. Tec is the loud dumb funny dude, Asmond is the funny as hell, keeping-real dude, and Em is the goober.

You bought Asmongold a maid? It's about ti.... Oh it's a cat

Happy Birthday Tectone and adding chilli should be a crime. Love to see the squad together Happy Holidays everyone!

I love when I can finish a Tectone video and immediately after there’s a new steak and eggs up

yeah this music and asmon the hero with a lovly cat and the sad music of background , creates feelings for me this dude is a blessed , that is what the world needs.

So wholesome. Looking these 3 together chilling makes my day

Asmongold be like: to make a cookie from scratch, you must first create the universe

You guys are great. I love watching you three just being good friends to each other. Please dont be like so many other content creators who have a fall from grace. You guys are one of my last lines of faith for humanity. Happy holidays!

Screams: "I'M NOT STRESSED"

Good to see you guys coming together and doing what's most important as friends. There's an old quote from Winnie the Pooh that has really rung true to me as i've gotten older.... "We didn't realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun." Happy belated Christmas to everyone and I'm looking forward to seeing the next episode!

The way Asmon fell into the bean bag. Hes a big old kid still and i love that guy. lmao

tectones house looks so chill and he would be an amazing room mate, I wish I could experience that for real.

There is something so wholesome about helping the homeless.

"we making tamaleeeees?' idk but Asmon knowing what a tamale is, makes me really happy lol

Emi :Jesus! Take the wheel! Asmon: *Takes the wheel*

"I'M NOT STRESSED!!!" she screamed, while baking cookies. Brilliant :D

I love how at no point during any of this did I think there was a chance either of those desserts would be good.

25:25 it was so bad that Asmon threw the fork out with it

Seeing Asmon so genuinely happy playing with the cat was the one of the most wholesome things I’ve seen this year. I think someone should get him a cat, it would have so much fun scavenging around his house and would help to kill and random bugs or critters hiding in his house. But tbh watching this, I think he’d be a good cat dad. Just sayin.

"Pre heating the oven is not even real" hahaha bro

29:34 Tec looks like one of those holy people with that pillow around his head making a halo.

it's good to see asmongold happy. I wish him nothing but the best.

I literally went through all the stages of grief watching them cook.

Channel filled with a lot of positive energy from a group of well known streamers. i hope this continue to grow and remain on the same direction ~

How many people were wondering if Asmongold washed his hands? I can't be the only one right? LOL

Tectone knowing how to crack an egg with 1 hand and telling asmon to siv the flour before mixing tells me the man can cook decently

Someone should paint a cartoon of these three with the WOW SUCKS cake

Tectone rubbing his hands on his pants after cracking that egg

"I'm not stressed" said Emily calmly

My first time baking real cookies, I tried to make strawberry cheesecake cookies. I accidentally used a 24oz package of cream cheese instead of 8oz. I decided to fix it by tripling everything else. Those were the saltiest cookies, absolutely disgusting according to my dad who I let try first.

"Why do you feel like you know shit"? lmfao I love tectone!

I love seeing baldie happy, it warms my hearth

The roomate coming out and hyping it up was funny asf😂

Tectone's roommate coming in there and saying that cake thing was good as hell, was definitely what I needed in my life. Wholesome af.

Actually in the Leonardo DiCaprio Handbook, Emi actually expired once she turned 25.

Day 13 without a Steak and Eggs Podcast. "Scratches neck" Im bugging over here.

The real MVP here was Emi spraying blood from a tube on WoW Sucks

Everybody like to see them 3 together, but I like even more when they are all 4 together. God bless you cameraman.

asmons face throughout this whole video is sooo funnny

Eating raw flour is bad for you? Thank god he included raw egg. That'll overpower whatever harm raw flour will do.

“How did we actually make cake”🤣 Bro upstairs just came down to lie🤣🤣

this is such an odd trio, but they are so gosh darn great to watch

ok obviously you guys need a cooking drill sergeant to guide you guys in the direction needed. i volunteer ;) lol "i thought we were making a cake" FIVE MINUTES LATER "i thought we were making cookies" WHAT ARE YOU MAKING lol

0:03 is the best moment

The beginning was so wholesome. Happy holidays and new year guys!

Asmon is like a character from the office

Yo it's special episode after teccy's birthday, couldn't ask for more

11:40 tectone creaming his pants before tasting

It started so well... How hard can it be to make cookies

Emi holding the cat next to the oven....

Even if you have turned 30 already, this stupid age thing won't stop you on your path of perfecting your mind and body. keep up the great work Tectone we're all gonna make it.

Tectone's re-realisation about turning 30 in the end hits so close to come

wheres the new episodes?

"from scratch, without directions." It was at this moment that I knew what everyone was in for. And it got better when Asmon started making the judgement calls on ratios and what to add as if he bakes anything. Fantastic.

Emi's like the lil sister and her older brothers bully her into doing whatever they agree on no matter what 😅

How asmon just knows how to do things like crack eggs but then says stuff like “why the fuck would I eat eggs?” Is so good.

Asmon reminds me of myself playing with my cat 😺😂 and as always his reaction of tasting food is funny as hell. and the three best friends reunion 😉 that's cool

and his heart grew 10x that day

Half an hour, more like half a minute. I need more

Emi is the voice of reason yet she gives into peer pressure. 🤣

Bro became the embodiment of a "Crazy Cat Lady" with all those cats.

i love emi and asmons relationship. they remind me of siblings i like that they argue or snap at eachother a little. idk not all podcasts need to be like a kids show with rainbows and sunshine all the time

Here is an easy and delicious cake recipe(You can even upgrade it) 2½ cups general purpose flour (280 g) 2 ¼ tsp baking powder ¾ tsp salt 1 cup granulated sugar (300 g) 1¾ cup unsalted butter at room temperature (170 g). Or replace with vegetable oil. 3 large eggs at room temperature 1 tbsp vanilla (15 ml) 1 cup buttermilk or milk Tips: 1. You can add lemon zest in beaten eggs with sugar. (because Asmon like adding lemon zest when cooking steak) 2. Try swap 1/3 for cocoa powder instead of flour, and replace brown sugar instead of Regular, and you have Chocolate cake. 3. You can add Vanilla extract or cinnamon, nutmeg and cardamon powder(about 1.5 - 2 tsp). 4. This recipe for 2 8inch cake pans. 5. Prepare all the ingredients an hour before cooking. If Asmon goes to get them out of the refrigerator and takes a break from the computer for at least another 10-15 minutes, everyone will be more happy;) love your podcasts, guys))

Why did tectone shit on asmons house when his looks the same?

Tectone is basically a crazy cat lady but has a clean house