WE LOL (Laughing/Cracking Up Compilation) - BEST OF 

i forgot how good the "rapists beware" "you're in for a scare" bit was

The iconic Zach “ What would you do if?..”

The "Isreal?..." "Yeah Tomar." is my favourite one ever.

I feel like 90% of zach's bits are just him testing things for smiling friends

"You haven't defeated me!" will forever crack me up.

Complete timestamp list. Hope this helps 😁👍🏻 0:07 - "guy who have lot a water" 0:18 - Julian throws Chris's phone 1:28 - Microscopic witches 1:45 - Spongebob fart jokes 2:38 - Obama speech about Plankton stealing the Secret Formula 3:12 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Red Pill or Blue Pill 5:05 - Get him a ~croissant~ 5:47 - Priest confessional/"I boiled a frog in water, Your Honor" 6:26 - Creating new sound effects (Matt scream + Robbie Rotten impressions)/Julian is always hooked up to machines 7:21 - Sasquatch Hypothetical: Sansa Squatch 7:52 - Baby employees 9:06 - The Mandalorian: An Oneyfilms Production 10:13 - Cake-Takers business model 11:25 - Rapists beware... you're in for a scare! 12:33 - Trump Impression: Linkara/"BUILD THAT WALL!" 13:30 - Miss Fowl's membrane-blast/Jimmy Neutron impressions 15:07 - You are being sued for teh libelz/1cm string of shit 15:50 - McDonald's employee roleplay/"You haven't defeated me" 19:53 - Stigmata Donkey 20:48 - Sora swims through urine 21:24 - Crash Bandicoot game theories/Crash anagrams ("Rash C") 22:43 - Donkey Kong breathing with his eyes closed 22:59 - Flo from Progressive is a "knife-fucking meme" 23:33 - "Bigfinger"/The 49% Interesting Reviewer 24:05 - Hypothetical: Matt Watson Banana 27:32 - Call your friends "sweetheart" 27:59 - The Anything Video Contest 28:08 - Chris grabs his first boob/Chris's baby 29:08 - Stonehenge and Slenderman 29:23 - Jimmy Neutron gets Black-Pilled/The Braincel Subreddit 30:39 - Hypothetical: Your Brain is Exposed 31:00 - Goron impressions/Nerd bullies 31:45 - The Tale of Tommy Two/Daddy Dearest ("he'd sneeze into his son's mouth") 33:51 - "I want my fucking cheeseburger!"/"What'd you say, motherfucker?" 34:21 - "Take it EZ babe!!! 😎" 36:13 - Can't find where you "coomed"/Tomar pushes Israel 36:54 - Get out of here you ______ /Italian Pepperonos 38:38 - Spiderman 2 debate (Mary-Jane and Spiderman are broken up)/"Are you in or are you out?" (Gay Green Goblin) 39:59 - The Hooter Trial/"You wanted to work at the Hoot, but your boobie were noot" 44:05 - Tomar Theme Song 45:12 - Trump Hypothetical: Atop the Fourth Wall Theme Song 45:34 - "You have to go back to the past, to play these shitty games that suck ass"/Samurai Jack impressions ("a buffalo took a diarrhea dump in his ear") 46:19 - How many realms are there in this game? 46:31 - Young Sheldon ("Husband I'm going to shake our child!")/500 Bazingas! 47:25 - Plankton uses the golden word/"The Brappy Patty" 49:06 - The Brap Rap ("freesoundsfart.wave") 49:32 - The Video of The Man/"Mike TV" Man 51:30 - The Blurry Man and the Perfectly-Lit, Dark Alley 52:24 - Otaku Joker Mukbang 53:38 - Vitality Cookies/Dr. Big Bones 54:58 - "I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head, baby darling" 55:21 - Elderly Toy Story 55:54 - Actual Revolution 60/The Ancient War 56:33 - "Oi I die!" 57:09 - "You've Got a Friend in Me" Encore 57:11 - Pokémon Adventures ("Thank you for doing Pokémon jokes for me")/"I got hard like Metapod" 58:46 - The Simpsons Season 32, Episode 1: "Homer Freaking Clones Himself" 1:00:47 - Hypothetical: Ronald McDonald's Pus-Filled Clown Nose 1:04:42 - Mouse hit-and-run 1:05:18 - "Do ya chain hang low?"/Chris attempts to sing ("he put his finger inside of his... cock") 1:06:25 - The Flying Dog Prank 1:06:44 - The Slap-Off (Matt scream) 1:07:22 - The Tiny Man with the Tiny Knife in the Very Wide Alleyway 1:08:03 - Coffin Jenga 1:08:47 - Christmas Carol 1:10:08 - Monkey A and Monkey 2 Shenanigans (Monkey sings the "Song of Storms") 1:11:19 - Jedi Counsel Confusion ("The screaming, disappearing chair-man") 1:12:39 - When you cream do you scream? 1:13:13 - WE'RE ALL FUCKED, WE TOUCHED!/Can't we all just get a gun 1:14:05 - George Lucas is a genius/"I want Jar-Jar to kill Han Solo" 1:15:05 - Chris's Mail-Order Bride 1:15:57 - Obama strokes out 1:16:19 - Kingdom Hearts suicide pact/Goofy's green life-force 1:17:12 - Pokémon are just extra mouths to feed/"I'm 10, what the fuck?!" 1:18:00 - Chris's dog, Whizzy 1:18:20 - We Are the Champions: Disney Cover 1:19:32 - The Mario 64 Hoax ("Look, it's real!")/"They'll all believe me now 😈" 1:20:14 - Rev up your Harley Quinn/The Goker 1:21:21 - Ding Dong strokes out ("Siri, me wee hehehe")/The sound of a genius solving a puzzle 1:21:45 - Little Michael finds out there's a God 1:22:51 - Domestic abuse 1:23:01 - Julian's three-month delayed reaction ("What Does the Fox Say") 1:23:25 - Grinding gears 1:23:55 - Aphrodisiac martini 1:24:07 - Robbie Rotten tries to dox/"DOX HIM, NOT ME!" 1:25:17 - Creepypasta: Did Mario Swear???/"She was a fake gamer girl the whole time" 1:27:16 - The Gang Gets Better at Hypotheticals 1:29:03 - Chris spikes his Monster Energy ("MISTAKE") 1:29:52 - Stupid man at a bar ("the ice cubes hurt my teeth") 1:30:43 - THIS IS THE 80'S 1:32:05 - President Ding Dong 1:34:58 - My Uncle, the Apeist/Mama Luigi laugh 1:36:07 - Anti-Bullying Educational Video ("If bully make you boom-boom, step away from boom-boom") 1:37:26 - Tom Kenny scatting/Sponge pubes 1:38:34 - Only people from British are gonna get this ("Get your fucking shit together, wife") 1:39:48 - Cumbledore/Replacing Harry Potter with Chrischan 1:42:00 - I too am Humaan/"I enjoy the way you do not put your finger in me" 1:42:51 - Hypothetical: Baby Face on Your Big Toe/Chris's baby impression 1:43:42 - Hypothetical: Cat Noises ("Power rangers the movie") 1:45:15 - Prostate Exam Methods 1:47:06 - Homerphobic 1:48:09 - Bigman Theme Song 1:48:43 - Rod's Hard-drive 1:49:26 - A Very Kitten Christmas: Blanco's Demonic Adventure 1:51:55 - Chris wants McDonald's 1:52:31 - MatPat the Historian ("Slave Theory") 1:53:08 - Fat Albert's thigh gap 1:53:15 - Wormy Rachel/Stock photo man 1:54:11 - Chris assaults a child with a soccer ball and blames it on everything but himself/"Where's my fuckin' puss" 1:55:10 - Uncle Critic/"Hello you're my son" 1:55:54 - Jimmy Neutron Theme Song 1:56:48 - Chris aggressively relaxes Julian to death 1:58:00 - Hypothetical: Dead Obama in Your Urethra/"Don't let the girls see me like this!" 1:59:35 - Ron's got cancer ("Chemo's brilliant") 2:00:35 - Super Mario Odyssey Theme Song ("Princess Peach go missing, missing") 2:01:52 - Kickstarter pitch video/Ding Dong dies

“Why would he sneeze into his son’s mouth?” “Because he’s abusive.” I’ve replayed that line over and over and it still hits the same

1:35:20 - Chris: "My uncle was an apist" - Julian: "An apist?" - DingDong: "What does that mean, Chris?" - Chris: " He forcibly APED people.... He turned them into apes" LMAO

15:50 I love how REAL Chris’s impression of a mcdonalds employee is, he sounds like he’s actually sounds like he’s working there

"Let's hold the iron lung up to the mic" Says chris as he himself lifts up the entire 500lb iron lung from the era of polio to the 10lb mic stand with Julian inside

"I've got a box of 56 crayons, and I'm down to 23" super underrated line. that killed me

I love Ding Dong’s response to almost every hypothetical, “They wouldn’t say that...” “They can’t do that...” “Who cares?”

Please tell me "Rapists beware, you're in for a scare" is in this video

I heard OneyPlays pays their editors extra to cut out their coughing and wheezing, as to not show weakness.

The way Chris says “A BUFFALO” at 46:09 makes my smile so big and greasy my cheeks rip open revealing a bunch of tiny little wonderful critters

I still like to believe that r/Braincels got shut down because the mods were tired of the massive flood of Jimmy Neutron memes messing up the wholesome nature of the subreddit

There's nothing more wholesome than hearing Chris laugh. I think its because it reminds me of Elmo, and I loved Elmo as a young grasshopper

13:05 I can't believe the impressions and specifically that joke made the real Linkara so salty, that he hates Chris over it.

The “Take it EZ babe!!!” story is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard to the point where people who don’t find Oneyplays funny could understand it and enjoy it, which is good for me since none of my friends think Oneyplays is as funny as I do for some Godforsaken reason

“I’m a virgin, Jimmy. Make me bleed” - Mrs. Fowl

*It's cute how when Zach laughs too hard he squeaks*

Chris' genuinely confused and frightened "Why would he do that?" after the father sneezed in his mouth is just so funny

Time stamps for myself later 1:29 mirco witches 1:45 spongebob farts/Obamacare 3:13 Sasquatch pills 5:50 Zach confesses 6:40 Robbie Rotten sounds 10:14 Cake Takers 11:36 Rapists Beware 12:32 Trump vs Linkara 15:52 angry customers 20:08 stigmata donkey 28:08 Chris' first touch 29:23 Jimmy Brainceltron 31:45 Daddy Fearest 33:51 fat cheeseburger 38:38 Spider-Man needs action 44:05 Tomar theme song 46:31 Bazinga Baby 48:07 Brappy Patty 49:53 'The Man' movie 57:12 Pewter roleplay 1:00:50 McDonald's adventure 1:20:14 Harley/Goker 1:23:27 Grinding Gears 1:25:27 Mario swears 1:35:21 Uncle Apist 1:42:00 Finger in me 1:47:06 Homerphobic 1:48:10 Big Man 1:49:26 Kittenmas 1:52:31 American history theories 1:53:08 Fat Albert thigh gap

Julian and chris’s laughs are so hearty and healthy and meaty. I wanna hear ding dong laugh so hard he shits so loudly it clips the audio

zach as trump talking about linkara is amazing timestamps for my favs: 11:38 12:34 29:25 1:00:52 1:08:03 1:19:35 1:24:07 1:25:18 1:35:14

1:19:20 chris doing the "WEEE" thing is so funny to me lol

36:30 that “yeah tomar..” is the funniest thing to me

Game Category: "League of Legends"

While OneyPlays had a myriad of guests throughout this channel’s lifespan, Zach seems to be the most Luigi of them all, mostly because of his relationship with Chris prior to OneyPlays.

oh jesus god 1:13:13 when he says "I'm sorry, bring julian back" it hit me so bad I laughed until I cried and i cannot tell you why lmao

Love the fact that they are so obsessed with the Simpsons that they called it the Ribwich instead of the McRib

46:37 I can’t handle this part, it’s too instant

I think "Daddy Fearest" is one of Chris' best laughter xD

God you could do a day long compilation solely of Joolian’s glorious beautiful laugh.

The "sneezed into his son's mouth" bit cracks me up so damn hard every time.

1:25:37 Julian: I wish that was a creepy pasta. Chris: proceeds to make a creepy pasta I know that Chris was going to do it anyways, but I still find it very sweet that he made Julian's wish come true almost instantly the second he said it.

When ding dong makes Chris laugh so hard telling him the story about the big huge fat friend that would fart in the floor lol i hope that’s in this

Just to be fair, if this was solely based on hardest laughs, it would just be every episode with Julien in it. That poor soul pops his lungs every time Chris utters a nonsensical word...

29:32 "Hey Jim, you wanna join Antifa?"- Carl Wheezer

33:06 is the hardest I've heard Chris laugh and I love it (stamping 11:41 for myself btw)

1:06:54 THE SCREAM. THAT IS TRUE FEAR.

I freaked out when I saw "Editing by: Ding Dong". But I realized it's just because they're using old clips he edited ;~;

The “ROBBIE ROTTEN? Who’d you expect, Sportaflop?” rapidly decaying into random sounds fucking kills me

49:13 they made the brap rap go HARD

This compilation is guaranteed to give me both a squee _and_ an XD

Oney: A Sasquatch? Sasquatch: Wears lipstick Oney: *VERONICA THE SASQUATCH?!??!?!*

1:39:14 I believe when Chris heard Julian was going to faint from laughing so hard, he was trying to make him laugh to the point he would.

20:20 is probably my favorite part in oneyplays history

Wait a gosh darn second. You missed out the riot that happened when Nial fell flat on his face in the RE2 playthrough! For shame

I love when my wrinkly face stretches

1:38 They laughed exactly an octave apart, in C#

"You're in for a scare," is probably one of Chris's best fucking moments on the channel.

"This number is the same as this number but upside down." "Youre a bad employee! Geeyao!" I dont know why that sent me into a laughing/coughing fit

The way Ding Dong says "This is stupid" cracks me up every time.

it fucking kills me when Chris laughs so hard from his stomach that he accidentally sounds like plankton laughing

6:27 is literally my favorite part of the entire video

awe yes, finally, a oney ASMR I can sleep soundly too. bless.

1:11:19 still one of my favorite moments in all of oney plays

I had forgotten this period of my life. 31:45

“Daddy dearest, everyone fearest” 😭

julians so effortlessly funny. the “is he turning into plankton?” or the “im a stranger!” always make me cackle. not to mention his wonderful RAHBIE RAHTTENs and old lady voices.

Do an awkward silence compilation

1:53:15 “Racheal! I missed you.” Is one of my favorite things on this channel lol

1:13:16 this has to be the most beautiful power build-up ever

A moment of silence for the bits that didn’t make it (unless I missed some of them): “Gloom and doom in Dee Dee’s womb” “Brown bricks” The entire intro to their Sonic Adventure play through The will o’ the wisp bit from Croc Motifa’s tirade on the mortal realm And, of course, “funny scream”

Jeez by the time we get to the “Markiplier jokes” compilation the opening will be covered in “edited by”s

Plankton saying Obama care doesn't work, he's the real villan had me dying

I can not believe I've never heard a Tomar Simpson Joke

YES I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE SWEET LAUGHTER

Pretty soon the list of editors will cover the whole screen.

6:17 is the hardest I’ve laughed at oneyplays in a min

The Meats: Chris, Zach, Cory The Stinks: Julian, Tomar, Jeff The Longs: Ding Dong, Lyle, Mick, Matt, Dave

Before watching the video: Hope they included the part in the rat game where Lyle breaks out in laughter upon hearing the woman spontaneously scream in absolute horror!

"You cant ruin the word pizza" Pizza gate: 👀👀👀

1:29:04 that's the hardest I ever heard ding dong laughing 🤣🤣🤣

My favorite bit is the Macdonald's bit. "You haven't defeated me"

I just realized the other day that for the past 10ish years I've pictured Zach in my head as McLovin from Superbad and I never questioned it.

11:36 🤣 Hadn't laughed so hard in quite a while and didn't expect the joke. Had me dying of laughter. You guys are amazing and exactly what I needed, thank you!

18:08 YOU HAVENT DEFEATED ME

Ding Dong’s Vice city bit about the 80’s has to be one of my favorite bits he’s ever done, he got so confident and animated with it

It's Ding Dong and Julian... I shed a tear...

chris could laugh at the most unfunny thing in the world and i would crack up, he has the best laugh.

The moments of them all laughing together are pure seratonin.

"I had 56 crayons and I'm down to 23" That belongs on a t-shirt.

I’m so glad it started with Bing Bong and Jewel E. N.

That Banjo-Kazooie Playthrough still remains as the best letsplay to watch late at night.

1:13:13 as a guy called Dylan who was listening to this while half asleep, I have to say that I shat myself really hard from this

“Have you ever heard of... Blab-“ “NOO I HAVEN’T HEARD OF BLABBO!!” Will always make me laugh my ass off thanks Chris and Dingus for being so funne

I love Chris's laugh. It's cute.

9:20 Zach speaks poddling.

1:13:17 The sound when Ding Dong made when he transformed from that weird worm form to his current form

1:24:06 "DOX HiM, NoT mE!"

I used to date a girl who had never heard of oneyplays and she unironically said "they're not from English" when she was talking about someone who didn't speak English, I lost my shit for like 5 minutes straight

I'd do just about anything to have DD and Julian back for Kingdom Hearts 3. I know they probably wouldn't want to, but a boy can dream.

"Please don't hang up I'm very lonely" "...goodybe." *click* "Anyway sir we-" "You haven't defeated me." Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's totally the attitude I get from customers sometimes LMAO

"Doxx HIM, not ME!" The funniest part about that is it pretty much sums up how it tends to go down. XD

"Oh loard Jaysus, oh that's who it is..." I will forever be in stitches from that 😂

Zach's alien impression should've been on the Voyager probes

Matt: *having a tough situation dealing with his family and friends are appearing on bananas* Also Matt: *not thinking he could just stop buying bananas*

57:48 I love when Julien is more confident and says a banger joke