We Randomized the Stats of EVERY Pokemon... Then We Battle! 

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That Squirtle was the Squirtle squad leader for sure! Ash would be proud.

If you had given jirachi trick room and life orb, the pop off would have been unreal

That Lugia is a crime against humanity

Dylan finally got to understand what well-baked venomoth was like using against him with butterfree

Glad to hear that Brenna is doing better! As a dad, I know how much it sucks to just watch your kid go through something without being able to instantly make it better. I’m happy you have your bubbly Brenna back and keep being the awesome dad and person you are!

Dylan: We have no rock types Mr. Krabs: am I a joke to you?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="174">2:54</a> holy Arceus that Lugia is insane

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1090">18:10</a> Pat accidentally did a perfect New York accent😂

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="975">16:15</a> “I have no rock types” Mr. Krabs is in shambles

You gotta love how this essentially gives Butterfree the stats of Flutter Mane.

Dylan really brought lore accurate Lugia that thing wasnt just a legendary but THE Legendary

Another happy very belated birthday to Pat! Solar Beam's power gets cut in half in the rain (and in hail, fog, and sandstorm according to Bulbapedia). Also, I loved the random bits of Dylan with the balloon and Pat tossing the case through the camera. Made me smile. :)

Ah, I see the problem. Kelsier and Lord Ruler on the same team.

I like it when the stats are random, it makes everything more interesting. The only thing i would like more is probably Patterrz with black hair.

That balloon was the most Frank bit you've ever done XD

Nah that Squirtle cooked like never before. Literally! Under rain he could’ve swept the whole first battle 😂😂😂 Great vid Dylan 🔥

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="962">16:02</a> Dylan: Is this a bird?

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="113">1:53</a> Good Attack?? Damn that’s crazy 😂

Hey Dylan seeing that u picked that Squirtle made me think Did you guys ever do baby Pokémon and then we fight ? And u can randomize stats, abilities and even types

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1463">24:23</a> pat uses Thugs & Harmony lmfao IYKYK

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="678">11:18</a> The coverage is insane! So let's limit it to only one move! Genius

Hey Dylan, how is your daughter going? is she alright?

Idea that could maybe be interesting is: Pick any pokemon and give them 500bst. Basically you take a pokemon stats and either increase them how you please or decrease them to be 500bst So if you picked a Arceus, you have to figure out how you want to reduce it from 720 down to 500. Sure you could remove 120 from spatk and make it a physical attacker, but you still have 100 stats to remove, and basically decide how you will nerf it. But if you picked a Caterpie, with only 195 bst, you can freely add 305 stats however you please, so you could give him an addition 200 in spatk (220 total) and 105 in speed (150 total) and just make him hit harder then anything and outspeed almost everything.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1055">17:35</a> 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That was amazing The EMOTION!!!!!!

After seeing that Squirtle, I would love to see a video where all fully evolved Pokemon are given the model and name of their first stages, but the stats, ability, typing, moveset of their final stage.

In this video, Dylan teaches Pat that choosing the big boys may not always work vs a Squirtle and Butterfree. 😂 I appreciated Dylan for utterly embracing this video idea and rocking up with multiple Pokemon we don't normally see in these videos.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="596">9:56</a> as a smallant fan I approve

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="881">14:41</a> no victini slander Dylan, I know where you sleep (somewhere in Georgia) Victini is the GOOOAT

Solar Beam does less damage in the rain or the sandstorm btw.

Imagine finding an Eevee in this challenge. Wouldn't that be wild??

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1066">17:46</a> “Coffee Table! Noooooo!!!” Had me dying 😂

Dylan makes the best versions of these videos. Most creative.

When Squirtle did that Flip Turn, I suddenly had the sound bit "Dada dada daaaa" and had a moment of seeing him with his usual sunglasses from him being the squad. That had me chuckling.

I love Pats use of Mistborn names.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="632">10:32</a> this daddy is big for us lmao

Poor Crustle. He gets a buff to 545 BST, and "is nerfed". We stand with Mr Krabs!

The real question now is: Does Pat getting swept by Butterfree finally cancel out Dylan's loss to Venomoth? 🤔

Happy birthday pat 🥳🎉 <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="687">11:27</a>

Pat sending in a scarfed pseudo vs a Jirachi with 8 speed is hilarious tbh

Hey Dylan! It would be super cool to see a stat adjusted pseudo battle. Choose 3 stage pokemon and only adding the difference to their base stats. I.e. add 80 stat points to Flygon’s base 520 and make it 600. Full freedom to distribution of the extra 80 stat points.

I liked seeing the bar go down. Squitle squad op

Pat seemed to forget that Solar Beam's power in the rain is halved 😅

Dylan in Past Videos: "Speed isn't/ain't everything." Dylan now (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="966">16:06</a>): "Speed is everything." (The actual quote is "Speed Control is everything." because of the battle.)

Happy Birthday, Pat!🎂

It’s a good day when Aladdin clips show up

Dylan discovering trade evolution <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="766">12:46</a>

This butterfree move will not make us forget venomoth Dylan.

Genuinely surprised a trick room team didn't come to mind with 4 of the team not breaking 50 speed.

This twf concept is gold

Squirtle has been stocking up on steroids. 😂

Surprised you didn't run Trick Room with Jirachi since it'd help Mr. Krabs too or go cheeky with a quick claw Great funny battles

I geeked out way too hard at my boi Squirtle getting some love.

You should do a video in "pokabilities" format where the random starter you choose has every ability they could get all at the same time

Oh my God this was so funny😭❤❤❤ Love you guys, patz actually finally did his battle stance btw😹

Dylan and Patterz upload, GOATED

I would love this exact format of random stats, but the opponent chooses the other pokemon

The balloon let go made me laugh way to hard.

Cosplay as Regice already!

Should've randomized abilities as well. Great video.

Solar Beam gets powered down in the rain so Kyogre and Zamazenta was a bad idea

Happy birthday pat! Also gosh this has been extremely interesting to see all this randomness

hey man I'm glad to hear brenna is doing a little better, she's getting there. And happy birthday pat! 🎉

I will try CTRL the day they use a healthier alternative to Cyanocobalamin. You will not catch me ingesting that through any protein powder, snack bar or energy drink

Just want to mention that I started trying CTRL during your subathon this year, and I absolutely love it. The standout is definitely the peanut butter s'mores bar. It's not just the most delicious protein bar I've ever had, but as delicious as any dessert I've ever had! I also enjoy the black ice cookie. I'm always ordering more of both as soon as I run out, and I use code UNITED every time. :)

When he didnt give his jiracho trick room i screamed internally

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1020">17:00</a> sonic adventure ost spotted!!...or...heard? Idk lmao

Good that you did 2nd battle double, every Video should be with double its just so much better.

Happy Birthday,Pat!

Free suggestions: - Blindly Pick Pokémon only knowing their nature (can't be changed) -Same as above but with a lie. Kinda just thought about it. Perhaps one without knowing Stats or Nature and are locked to both. So feel free to take any of these and run with 'em. Not like I own them, I just came up with the idea, and ain't claiming ownership.

Happy BDay Pat!!!

Solarbeam has its power halved in the rain.

Why was Pats impression on Plankton so good?😂

Can you please do more of this type of Pokémon video challenge it’s entertaining and unpredictable makes it more exciting to watch ‼️‼️

Happy birthday, Pat!

Patterz picking pokemon that are normally good and getting wrecked was awesome to see

Here’s an idea: what if every player has like a certain amount of base stats they can freely assign to their starter. Like let’s say 3000 in total. Then they could choose to give 500 BST to every Mon on their team or make a really powerful one while others gotta be weaker then

that squirtle is a war crime and would probably break all the geneva conventions😭🙏

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="947">15:47</a> Why’d you have to hit us with the bye bye butterfree scene 😭😭🗿 (Wrong emoji but i think it still fits)

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1100">18:20</a> I thought that was a New York accent, but either way it was hilarious imo!!! Edit: just before that timestamp, my bad.

We got unlikely heroes in this video; Avalugg, Butterfree and Squirtle

I see his Mistborn naming scheme and I love it

Imagine getting lore accurate Lugia 😂

I thought you were lying on about those peanut butter s’mores bars but I decided to try them and I can’t go back!

Happy Birthday patterrz we love you guys!!!

I really love patterz's name choice I'm not biased cause Brandon Sanderson is my favorite author

Hey brotha! I hope your daughter is feeling better and hope she continues to get better quick

Love pats mistborn references every video lol

A lot of people run Deoxys-attack but only Patterrz runs electabuzz-attack.

Okay this is actually really funny! Please do more

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE OF THESE VIDEOS ON THEIR CHANNELS, SO ENTERTAINING

Hope the fam is doing well my man! ❤ Awesome vid

if you need more videos like this let show them and like this video and comment because i enjoyed this so much

SwSh animations go so much harder than ScarV its crazy.

More randomized stats videos ! 😎

More of random stats please, this is the good stuff

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTERZ🥳🥳🥳

QuickGG was happy with this vid

Happy Birthday Pat!

Lmao the ending