WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2 

Imagine waking up in surgery and hearing: "Where's the new heart?" - "on the floor next to the bread."

Mark: “LOOOOOOORE” Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine." *Flashbacks to I am bread*

Mark: **falls over when pressing a button** Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !" Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

Mark: hates the character he's playing as Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear: “I’m trying to put the juice in!” “Well hurry up!” “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets* Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs 1:01:55

Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret" Bob: *It's free real estate*

I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg. *Commence the PTSD*

When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"? I felt that.

Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

mark: "lets play the actual game" bob: **starts hitting their ribs with a chair**

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out* The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

Mark: * finds a ribcage and a mallet * so anyway, here's wonderwall

That subtle comment that wade made is the greatest. “He doesn’t need it(brain), he is going to be a politician. 30:03

Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss. Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor is gently knocking a xylophone mallet against your ribs and singing free bird.

Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

is no one gonna talk about the “3 bottoms! well that’s no fun!” cuz i think that was the most accurate and funny thing in the whole video

Mark: Dislocates arm and removes spine to hit a button Computer: *Excellent* *button* *pressing* ...YoU’rE a NaTuRaL

most surgeons: we need to save this man's life! Mark: dUcK

I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

Bob: "Are you arm daddy?" Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?" [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

"Build a Better Bob" Bob: I find this o f f s e n s i v e-

Imagine being the patient hearing: Wade: Remove the Stomach, Bob: Ok I removed it Wade: That was the large intestine

For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

"It's gonna be okay Mark.." The guy: "My name isn't Mark?" Markiplier: "I know I was talking to myself.."

43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

“I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

Being pulled away from surgery* Nurse: “ Does he need this lung?”

10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

Love how they’re A doctor. Like, they know that all three of them TOGETHER is ONE doctor.

“I don’t think these men have ever been to medical school.”

That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

mark: “there’s other people named bob out there” bob: “no there are not” my dad: *stops existing*

I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂

Oh my god, the part where Wade was stuck on the conveyor belt was the funniest shit I've seen in ages

51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

I really appreciate Wade warning us who have epilepsy, this really relieves me because nobody ever warns me when they do gameplays and then I get freaked out

"I don't know why I wanted to being the mallet." Well to play the ribcage like a xylophone, obviously.

44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

Mark whispering "Lore" has the same energy as *Pipe Club!*

I've watched the full "3 peens in a pod Podcast" for this one, but my oh my, having Lixian to edit out one entire hour is purely insane work, even if most are not edited... You have to give credits to Lixian.

Mark: "Alright there's no secret!" Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY wdymthere'snosecret?!

25:05 The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

Bob: "Are you in the Lore Door?" Me: Huh, Tolkien never wrote about that place.

Markiplier: uploaded 36 seconds ago Me: _good._

"You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!" "3 bottoms? That's no fun!" 58:10 I'm crying 🤣🤣

mark: *ignoring everyone and searches through cupboards* mark: *finds his xylophone stick looking thing* there it is mark: *continues playing like nothing happened*

Mark: "I have nothing against nurses" Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

"Remember, when you rip off an appendage, Bob will bleed out very quickly." "... So why am I ripping off his legs?" Favorite quote so far

53:45 The weird thing about Mark using the skull. Is that it actually works. Like, on hit, breaks. Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything. I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets bob: takes away mark's happyness

Markiplier: "Lore." Me: "FNAF does strange things to ya."

Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here? **Meanwhile** Mark: Oooo **duckie.**

Mark: "I thought that was his brain" Wade: "he doesn't need that either" Wade: "he's going to be a politician"

No one: Not even doom guy: Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone," but like imagine waking up during surgery in general

i had surgery last week and before i was knocked out, i heard “where are their x-rays? do we have them?” and i was like “YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE THEM”

Mark:”THE BIRD- Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD” Mark:”-IS FREEEE” Me:”oh”

*sees surgeon simulator with Bob and Wade* “Oh my god” *sees it’s over an hour long* OH MY GODDD

Mark: I thought that was his brain. Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician. Me: omfg

"WE'RE A DOCTOR" Me: this cant go anything but wrong...

Lol there's so much tension between mark and Bob 🤣

Bob: "Three bottoms? Well, that's no fun." I mean, he's not wrong

Mark: gets video banned for violence Mark: WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2

Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

“This is wholesome” holds baby by neck

Mark: Hey Wade, what do you see? Wade: I see a darkness enveloping light, but the light is already being infiltrated by another darkness. Mark: Oh wow, ok um...

Imagine being under a 24 hours anesthesia while your doctors climb through vents, throw your limbs around, and trap each other on conveyor belts.

58:20 wow three bottoms, well that's no fun

Me: *is falling asleep The Doctors: Alright, Dr. Fischbach, Dr. Barnes, and Dr. Muyskens are here now. We can begin the operation. Me: 😳

Mark: *Loses Duck in the tutorial* Me: *Having flashbacks to Tiny Box Tim*

“THREE BOTTOMS? That’s no fun”

Nurse: Doc we need bloo.. Mark: Shut up nursee

"we're a doctor!" Aka, mark Bob and Wade do everything except do surgery LMAO

"WE'RE A DOCTOR", yes, because you three's abillities amount to only one doctor, makes sense

I love how when the actual lore in the dialogue came up they were talking

When I was watching this from Bob’s perspective I was really wondering what was taking Mark so long to complete the tutorial. The answer was literally just that he was being Mark.

I love that the title "We're a doctor!" implies that the 3 of them, *together*, add up to 1 doctor xD

Mark:ooh a secret! Bob: *OUR SECRET*

Sick timestamps B) 00:00 Epilepsy warning -Wade 00:27 *kwapow* 01:12 "Sorry I'm being immature." -Mark 01:21 "bob." -Mark 02:53 "Everything seems to be a work in progress- is that jello?" -Mark 04:52 "ĎÜČĶ" -Mark 05:16 "IS DUCK ALIVE??" -Mark 05:57 ...the bloodlust 07:01 "IN THE D1CK!!!" -Mark 07:18 "Pff- Its dangling by a toe!" -Mark 09:49 "the Or-oœæřğAns" -Mark 10:17 "NOOOOOOOOOI" -Mark 10:50 "rriiIIIIPPP RIIIIIIIIP" -Mark 12:43 "Oh no my jellos on the floor.." -Bob 12:47 "I think we must enter our tëübes" -Bob 13:53 "I dont like that the guy on the table is named bob." -Bob 14:20 "IS THAT A BABY??" -Mark 17:20 "SECRETT" -Mark 18:05 "My dudes. My secret senses are tingling. So intensely" -Mark 22:51 "Guys I found something *Obscene* " -Mark 24:05 "I'm cusping" -Mark & Bob 24:16 "I find this offensive." -Bob 27:55 "THERES BALLS!!" -Mark 28:33 "Are you arm daddy?" -Bob 29:42 "Wade you're just standing there shaking-" -Mark 30:30 "give..." -Bob 31:14 *flash* 33:12 "these bookshelves look awfully *REMOVABLE* " -Wade 34:06 "yeAH SEe it's Not so EASy!" -Mark 39:08 "loree.." -Mark 40:01 "No bob found" -Bob 43:10 "ITS PERFECTLY FLUSH-" -Bob 44:26 "Alright are we ready?" *knocks scanner over* -Mark 45:33 "Bee a deer" -Bob 46:51 wade slander *intensifies* 47:26 "HOW DARE YOU!" -Wade 47:50 "My mind is being l'fvcked -Wade 48:31 "Excuse me, *Surgon* coming through..." -Bob 50:10 "NoW woUld be the TIme waDe" -Mark 51:40 "you arent even the first *evolution* of a surgeon!" -bob 51:53 "I'm like a surgeon twice removed" -wade 52:14 "This is either a stomach or a pen1s" -wade 52:29 "men, am I right?" -bob 53:08 "this is a left leg indeed I know it from the *smell* -mark 53:27 "your affinity for *bo's hardness scale"* -bob 54:55 *"uhhh..."* 55:39 "I know how that goes *glares at mark and bob* oh I wasnt muted -wade 56:13 "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor." -Mark 58:21 *"three bottoms?!?* well that's no fun." -Bob 59:35 "nice rod" -Mark 01:01:03 "loreeee" -Mark 01:02:28 "freeee birddddddd" -Mark 01:05:37 "WADE YOU HAD ONE JOB-" -Mark

Conspiracy theory; “Julian” is actually octodad Proof; only make sounds Thank you for listening to my ted talk

34:06 Mark: “I am bread” Me: *Vietnam Flashbacks*

Wade: bob has a bad heart Bob: *let's pound his ribs open* Wade's not kidding

"Can you play freebird?" "FREE THE BIRD!! THE BIRD IS FREE!!"

* Me thinking this video is old * "I guess i'll watch it" * Me after i realize i'm watching this the day it came out * "Oh sh^t, this never happens...-"